[Comprehensive crime] The name of the murderer

At the end of the two-day holiday, Tang Sisi returned to work in the company, and as soon as she entered the building, she found that everyone was looking for Shen Ming in a hurry.It turned out that a script he was in charge of was sent back by the review department, and several scenes needed to be changed. It happened that the long vacation will start next week, which means that if the script is not resubmitted before get off work today, the entire project will be postponed.

A group of people surrounded Tang Sisi and chattered, complaining that they couldn't get through to Shen Ming's phone number. She had no choice but to come to the door with the script to urge work.

Tang Sisi often came here to deliver things. The guard recognized her early on and let her go smoothly. She came to the door of Shen Ming's house and rang the doorbell twice. Seeing no one answered, she took out her mobile phone and made another call. Sure enough, she heard a call coming from the direction of the bedroom. The phone rings, but no one answers it. She tirelessly called three times before the phone was connected.

"Hey, why didn't you go to work today?"

Shen Ming yawned and said, "I'm out of town for some private matters."

"Oh, you're not at home, are you?" Tang Sisi walked to the bedroom window while making a phone call, just in time to find a window open, so she stretched out her hand and opened the curtains, only to see Shen Ming lying on the bed, while the carpet was covered with With a few boxes of games, this is probably the culprit that caused him to stay up all night.

Looking at each other, Tang Sisi continued to talk to the phone: "Then why did I see someone in your house? Do you want to call the police for you?"

Shen Ming threw away the phone, pulled the quilt over his head, and decided to play dead to the end.

Tang Sisi walked back to the front of the building, skillfully took out the spare key from the door lamp, opened the door, changed her shoes, walked into the bedroom and opened the curtains, then threw the script on the bedside table.

"You must drive this book out today!"

Shen Ming hid under the blanket: "I only slept for two hours last night! I'll write in the afternoon!"

Tang Sisi threw off her shoes and jumped onto the bed, and began to fight for the quilt with him: "There are 12 scenes to be repaired, how fast can you finish it in one afternoon!"

Shen Ming wrapped himself up in a cocoon, and no matter how much Tang Sisi dragged him around, he didn't show up: "Isn't it just the scenes involving serial murders? I told the producer that the plot was too bloody, but he just liked that kind of plot. , I know I can’t pass the review and write the second edition early!”

Panting, Tang Sisi rode on the cocoon, with both hands supporting the side of his head: "Then you didn't say it earlier! And you know that today's audit results will come out, but you still deliberately didn't answer the phone!"

Shen Ming poked his head out of the cocoon, and said confidently: "Who asked the producer to force me to change the script! Let him fully experience the horror of the project being delayed for millions!"

Tang Sisi was about to give Shen Ming a profound education about love and dedication to work when the phone rang suddenly.

She hissed Shen Ming and pressed the call button: "Mom, what's the matter?"

"Hey, what are you doing? Are you busy?"

"I'm at work, I'm not busy."

"I've got good news for you. The photo I sent to the competition won the prize. I'm going to fly from your city to City A to attend the award ceremony tomorrow. Can I stay at your place tonight?"

"No problem - what? A hundred thousand bonus?" Tang Sisi showed an incredulous expression, and wanted to jump off the bed to speak carefully, but was tripped by the sheets and knelt directly on Shen Ming's stomach.

Shen Ming resolutely supported her: "You're going to crush me to death! Get off the bed and jump!"

Tang Sisi immediately covered Shen Ming's mouth, but mother still heard his words: "Tang Sisi! Where are you?"

Tang Sisi's face was distorted, as if she had eaten a whole sour lemon: "I'm really working..."

There was a moment of silence on the other side of the phone, and I didn't know what to say at this time. Later, my mother calmly said, "I'll be there at 5 o'clock tonight. You don't want to work overtime. Let's talk."

Tang Sisi hung up the phone hesitantly, and stared at Shen Ming: "You are going to kill me! My mother will definitely misunderstand!"

Shen Ming still looked innocent: "What is the misunderstanding?"

"How dare you ask? I'm just here to urge you to go to work! How can you let my mother hear the bed? It's not the case at all—oh, you shouldn't let my mother hear it anyway!"

"Just say I'm your boyfriend, don't you explain that in other worlds?"

"But that's overseas! Ordinary couples in our country can't develop this kind of relationship in a month! My mother will definitely go crazy with me, she will die..."

"Human beings are really troublesome. If couples can't do it, you can always get married, right? I don't think there is any need to queue up at the Civil Affairs Bureau today." Shen Ming's expression was very serious, as if he was really offering a practical suggestion.

Looking at his childish appearance, Tang Sisi felt a little funny, and couldn't help but tugged at his ears.

"You know you look a little silly sometimes, don't you?"

Shen Ming was a little surprised: "Can't you?"

"Of course not."

Shen Ming was not happy: "According to your human standards for choosing a mate, I have a flawless appearance, a strong and healthy body, and an extraordinary temperament. If necessary, I can also create wealth beyond rivals, and wisdom that is ahead of the times. An achievement that all humanity adores, so shouldn't you be dizzy with excitement and cry your assent?"

"If human beings are so narcissistic, they will be sent to a mental hospital." Tang Sisi flicked his forehead, "Oh, you are really stupid in some aspects. My mother is more sensitive than you after only staying here for two days."

Shen Ming asked: "What aspect?"

"Hmm..." Tang Sisi hesitated to speak, "Forget it, just leave it at that."

Shen Ming had a good habit of pretending he didn't hear what he didn't understand, so he staggered the topic: "Let's go to the restaurant last night, Li Zhi got me a stored-value card! But after he got the card, he went on a trip to Antarctica. It's really inexplicable to say that you can't get along with me!"

Mentioning that dinner, Tang Sisi was filled with emotion: "That bastard actually slipped away by himself!"

Speaking of which, it was Li Zhi who was the first to do bad things.

After sending Tang Sisi home that day, he went to advise Shen Ming non-stop.After all, Li Zhi has been an ordinary person for several years, and he has some understanding of the ways of the world, so he taught Shen Ming how to win the favor of human beings-humorous Shen Ming is definitely out of play, but he can focus on showing his wisdom, kindness, bravery, wealth, and A harmonious family atmosphere, since he is going to meet Tang Sisi's mother, it is best to subtly reveal that he is single. Adult men with these advantages will definitely be well received by middle-aged mothers.

Li Zhi felt that what he said was quite clear, but he didn't know how strange things would develop.

The next day, Shen Ming went to the banquet as scheduled, and after a polite exchange of greetings, he very naturally handed Mama Tang a folder, and the aunt instinctively took it without knowing it.

Fortunately, Li Zhi was prepared and immediately stopped the time to take away the folder.

Tang Sisi was also quite frightened, and said vigilantly: "Isn't that a contract of prostitution? I warn you not to get my mother's idea!"

Li Zhi opened the folder, gasping for air like a toothache: "What the hell is this? Are you here to apply for an immigrant visa? There are degree certificates, film and television awards, recommendation letters, donation certificates, bank statements, copies of household registration, and so on. Medical examination report? Wait a minute, where did you get this certificate of singleness, isn't the police station not doing this now?"

Tang Sisi lay down on the table in despair.

Shen Ming looked at Li Zhi: "You taught me to show my strengths to human beings like this!"

Tang Sisi immediately cast a sideways glance at Li Zhi, who quickly waved his hands: "I didn't ask you to create a bunch of certificates to prove that you are excellent!"

"Humans invent all kinds of certificates to prove their wisdom, wealth, and character grades. I use them to prove that I am less troublesome and labor-saving, and the credibility is very high! There is an inquiry code on the certificate, and she can even log in to the official website to check The authenticity and gold content of these certificates."

Li Zhi clenched his fist and beat his chest, as if he was about to suffocate in pain, he didn't know how to explain his stupid behavior to Shen Ming.

Tang Sisi clasped his hands together and bowed to Shen Ming: "You are really good enough! As for the little misunderstanding between us, I will explain it to my mother slowly! My mother can accept your daily weirdness, but The kind—" Tang Sisi pointed to the folder, "My mother will definitely be irritated when she reads it!"

Shen Ming disappointedly agreed: "Well, if you really resist the carrier of paper, I also brought a USB flash drive that stores the electronic version..."

"Did you prepare the PPT and plan to hold a personal introduction meeting? No, not any version." After Li Zhi vetoed Shen Ming, he raised the file folder to Tang Sisi, "When the time restarts, your mother will find out The file suddenly disappeared, how to explain it?"

Tang Sisi: "Just say that you performed a magic trick for her just now."

Hearing this, Li Zhi handed the folder to her: "Come on, take this first."

Tang Sisi accepted the folder in a daze, but in the next second, the folder suddenly disappeared out of thin air, and the touch of the folder was still left on her fingertips, as if she had seen a ghost.

Li Zhi: "Do you think this effect can be concealed by magic?"

Tang Sisi was in great pain: "Then we can't really show these to my mother! By the way, Mr. Shen should have several scripts in the car! We can put the scripts in!"

Li Zhi: "The script is also very wonderful, right?"

"My mom has been chasing Teacher Shen's drama recently, which is the third season of "Illegal Testimony". She, she almost broke off the mother-daughter relationship with me, and Mid-Autumn Festival almost didn't let me in the house."

Li Zhi nodded decisively: "I'll get the script!"

Finally, they passed the first difficulty without any risk, but the dinner table was still full of dangers.Tang's mother was like a detector full of probes, trying to find out what was going on with her daughter and Shen Ming, while Shen Ming was full of flaws, ready to make big news at any time, and Tang Sisi worked hard to adjust her emotions , for fear of crossing over on impulse, Li Zhi circled between the three of them, constantly suspending time to prevent disasters from happening...

After confronting like this for half an hour, Tang Sisi couldn't stand it any longer. She felt that it was better to solve her mother's problem fundamentally, otherwise she would test and test, and she might be able to stimulate Shen Ming to do something even weirder.

So Tang Sisi said something a bit cold, and directly stretched out his hand to pull Shen Ming's coat, Shen Ming didn't even look at it, and naturally followed Tang Sisi's movements and took off the coat to her.

Tang's mother was speechless, and she signaled Tang Sisi with her eyes - are you this kind of "colleague relationship"?

Tang Sisi put on Shen Ming's coat, and took out his mobile phone from his pocket to check the time—yes, it's this kind of "colleague relationship", so there's no need to insinuate.

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Shen Ming was very unhappy: "An excellent human male like me will be rejected, which shows that the gender setting is superfluous! You will have mitosis in the future!"

Tang Sisi looked at Shen Ming helplessly, so besides the God in charge, does everyone else know the relationship between them?Shen Ming really thought that ordinary colleagues of the opposite sex would change clothes, stay overnight and grab a bedroom, leave spare cosmetics in the car, invite relatives and friends to have dinner, and run to the other party's bed at 8 o'clock in the morning to fight... Ah, let's not be explicit, after all, seeing him lose his temper It's also very interesting.

So Tang Sisi said: "I'm not interested in how humans reproduce. In short, you have to get up and send the second version of the script to the project team."

Shen Ming covered his head with a pillow: "I'm sorry! I'm autistic!"

"Suicide is useless. You can hide from this world but not every world. Even if you are caught as a Godzilla, you have to send me the script before destroying the earth. Get up!"

"Why do I listen to you! You don't even agree to me! Stupid human beings! I want to write 'Tang Sisi sings so badly' on the back of the moon, and encode your embarrassing singing recording into cosmic background radiation, forever and ever Keep playing! Just a little bit!"

Tang Sisi rolled up her sleeves and grabbed his neck: "I can't stand it even if I time travel today! Get up!"

Sure enough, Tang Sisi lost consciousness in the next second, and her body fell on Shen Ming's body.

Shen Ming put her next to him to lie down, covered her with the quilt, then closed the curtains again with the remote control, held her hand and continued to sleep back into the cage.