[Comprehensive crime] The name of the murderer
Chapter 48 Menthol
Chapter 8
Flesh and blood is such a fragile thing, even the flesh of a god can become fragile under the influence of alcohol.
Tang Sisi crossed her arms and looked indifferently at Shen Ming, who was happily dancing tap dance.
"You told me before that you were a bartender."
Shen Ming turned around and nodded.
"Then how come you don't even know spirits?"
Shen Ming stopped: "I know it!"
"Acquainted in this state?"
"First of all, my personality in this world does not reject depravity; secondly, I am only a little excited now because of the effect of hormones, which does not affect my rational judgment at all."
Tang Sisi came over and pressed his shoulder, and raised two fingers: "How much is this?"
"64.287346666..."
"Sure enough, you are stupid, do you know what you are talking about?"
"The expression of the core constant of the transition equation in binary." Shen Ming pushed her away and continued dancing, "It will take at least 300 years for scientists in this world to calculate this value. As I said, alcohol will not affect my rational judgment. I am still the greatest physicist in the world!"
Tang Sisi gasped: "Have you ever engaged in this kind of occupation?"
Mentioning this, Shen Ming's tap dance began to lose its rhythm: "I later found out that no matter what result I calculate, the world will correct reality according to my answer. It's too bad, so I won't do that kind of work. Once I calculated Mistake a decimal point, and then Pluto will become a little bit bigger, but I like Pluto, it was the guardian planet of my life—"
Tang Sisi compromised: "Okay, okay, you just shut up and don't create the world with empty words. Anyway, the police should leave now, let's go out and have a look."
"——If Pluto is forcibly changed back, the difference in gravity may tear the solar system apart, just like eating shredded bags. Hey, I want to eat shredded bags."
"How do you connect those two things?"
Tang Sisi picked up the backpack with one hand, grabbed his collar with the other, and recited the spell to leave the dragon's nest.
The smoke dissipated, and what appeared in front of their eyes were rows of silver-gray lockers. Right in front of them was an unusually strong steel mesh door. Behind the door was a winding and lengthy gloomy passage—in short, this place seemed to be a security room. Tight basement file room.
Tang Sisi was a little confused: "Where is this? Where is the wine cellar?"
Then she saw the huge NYPD logo on the wall.
She covered her forehead and squatted down in pain: "Oops, we were taken to the police station."
"I don't like police stations either, so bomb—"
Tang Sisi urgently covered Shen Ming's mouth, stared and waited for two seconds, and then released him after confirming that he was safe and sound: "Do you want to kill me?"
"You're too nervous, human, language is not the way I manipulate the world—will, will is the key." Shen Ming casually flipped through the evidence boxes on the shelf, and then found a large bag of white powder.
He said to Tang Sisi in surprise: "Guess what good things I found!"
Tang Sisi was busy looking for an exit, and she was only perfunctory with him, at this moment, she took a moment to glance at the suspicious item in his hand, and immediately jumped down.
A god under the influence of alcohol is already very dangerous, and with the special effect of that thing, the world may be destroyed in a matter of minutes!So she snatched the bag of white powder with her hands, but Shen Ming still didn't want to give it to her, and between two scrambles, the bag fell to the ground, resulting in a splash of cool mint fragrance.
"Oh, don't grab it, I'll give it to you if you like it!" Shen Ming spread his hands indifferently and said, "I didn't know you liked peppermint so much before."
"Mint?" Tang Sisi picked up the card on the evidence box, and saw that it read "No. 0099 Menthol Smuggling Case Evidence".
She was in extreme pain and wanted to kill God: "You are not allowed to tamper with the evidence, the police still rely on those who solve the case!"
Shen Ming pouted, licking the remaining menthol powder on his fingers: "Sweet, so cool."
"I'm really fed up! Don't you need a threshold to be a god?" Tang Sisi complained as she walked towards the iron door of the archive room, "Hey! That god, can you pick this lock?"
"This is an electronic lock, and it needs a computer and a replicator to open it—I found that I like the smell of mint. When you go back, find a gardener to plant mint in my yard."
Tang Sisi was sad enough to hear that he couldn't help, and at this time she was instructed to work, and a wave of evil fire burned up: "I am your work assistant, not your life assistant, if you tell me this kind of thing, I will take care of you." Go to the Labor Bureau to sue you! Then buy a marketing account to blow up your black material!"
Shen Ming was very wronged: "You were not like this before..."
"Then who turned Silly Baitian into what he is today?"
Tang Sisi rolled up her sleeves, pulled out an iron drawer and began to smash the lock. Unfortunately, the outer casing of the electronic lock was extremely strong, and even the drawer was deformed and could not crack a single gap.She threw away the drawer and scratched at her hair, then put a strand of hair into the slot of the electronic lock, and then chanted the spell, her hair turned into a firebird and exploded the electronic lock, then flew up to the roof and disappeared.
She breathed a sigh of relief, turned around and said, "Shh, follow me."
Shen Ming nodded, tasted the menthol powder on his fingers and walked behind Tang Sisi, looking like an old mentally retarded person.
The two carefully lurked from the basement back to the first floor, only to find that they were in the non-reception area of the police station, and people like them in civilian clothes could not walk freely.
The entrance of the police station was strictly controlled, Tang Sisi didn't know how to pass safely, but Shen Ming was still very excited at this time, muttering about the design principle of an anti-gravity engine around her, Tang Sisi was so annoyed that Tang Sisi strangled him with his own hands.
At this time, a group of drug dealers who had just been arrested entered in line. This group of tattooed men stood neatly against the wall, ready to be searched, and then they would pass through the isolation gate and enter the rear detention area.The noisy drug dealers made the scene suddenly chaotic, which seemed like a good opportunity to fish in troubled waters.
Tang Sisi turned her head, only to find that Shen Ming had slipped into the tea room at some point and was sharing chocolates with an office lady.Poor humans don't know what kind of scourge he is, but they are so confused by his superficial appearance that they even want to exchange cell phone numbers with him.Tang Sisi rushed forward decisively and dragged him out. The girl opposite was a little embarrassed when she saw this, and left immediately.
"I feel like you are deliberately trying to get the attention of the police and kill me."
Shen Ming ate the last piece of chocolate: "I don't have any."
But as soon as he finished speaking, he was pressed against the wall by a pair of unexpected hands, and began to be searched roughly. The police asked, "What weapons, drugs, and contraband do you have?"
On the other side, Tang Sisi was also robbed of her backpack by a policewoman.
It turned out that the location of the tea room was at the end of the drug dealer line. The police searched them all the way, and they happened to regard the two people as two members of the line. The two were afraid of revealing their identities, so they had no choice but to arrest them. They were detained by the police on charges of drug trafficking. They entered the men's and women's detention rooms, and their backpacks were also confiscated.
When Shen Ming walked into the men's cell, he heard two people arguing fiercely.
"That's your idea? To smash the police car?"
"Calm down! Anyway, we did enter the police station, now we just need to find those two people."
"Dean! You can't find Metes in a cage!"
"Don't worry, we are only one step away from success now, we only need a little wisdom and a lot of... luck to get out of this cage..."
"I think you really need a little wisdom. I hope you can find your lost brain before we are imprisoned in Guantanamo Bay."
……
When the two were arguing, the cage was suddenly opened, so they turned their heads and saw Shen Ming, and then they were all stunned.
After all, Shen Ming's outstanding face was too conspicuous among a group of wretched drug dealers, exuding an aura that couldn't be hidden at all, so it immediately attracted the attention of Sam and Dean.
Shen Ming felt very embarrassed, so he raised his hand and beckoned to them: "What a coincidence."
Dean stood up and walked over.
Shen Ming turned back and stopped the policeman: "I want to change the cell, that guy has a grudge against me."
The policeman used his baton to push away Dean, who was walking closer: "Get back inside, what are you doing? Be honest with me, do you think this is a playground?" Then the policeman rudely pushed Shen Ming in. , "You're an adult now, don't go to the teacher to sue, and solve things by yourself."
Dean suppressed his emotions, went back to Sam and sat down, staring at the policeman as he closed the cage and left.Then he bent down and pulled two slender wires from under the shoe's side tabs.
Sam fixed his eyes on Shen Ming, turned his head to Dean and said, "What about the plan?"
"The plan is very simple. Step one, I will kill him in the past. Step two, you take this to open the cage."
Sam nervously glanced at the policeman on duty outside the cage: "What about the third step?"
"There is no third step."
Shen Ming leaned back against the fence, with a troubled expression on his face: "It's really not possible today. If you die like this, it will take at least 5 years for you to turn back into a human body before you can function normally. Ah, it's not that you can't use the body of an animal. In that case, two months will be enough, and insects will be faster and more convenient, but her IQ is too low to recognize... So do we have a peaceful way to resolve the current dispute?"
"It's all a mess, have you taken drugs?" Dean said, handing the wire to Sam, and then walked straight to Shen Ming.
Shen Ming grabbed the fence with his backhand: "Oh, this is the first time I feel that I shouldn't be bitten by a vampire with such a low-end bloodline. The inherited strength is really too weak. Even a steel bar of this level has to be opened with great effort."
Female prisoners separated by a wall.
Tang Sisi smiled stiffly and looked at a group of inmates. With her current doll-like appearance and height, this group of burly fellows with flower arm tattoos all looked at her with the ferocity of tearing dried meat in their eyes, and she immediately realized I can't stay in this kind of place for more than 1 minute.
She racked her brains to recall the few spells she only knew—
How many firebirds can be turned into with hair?No, no, now that I am locked in a cage, those crazy policemen outside will treat me as a fixed target...
Back to secret space?No, no, the tools are not with me.
Resurrection spell?It is quite useful, but there are no corpse fragments at hand.
Then... Tang Sisi took a breath and let the stone count!
Flesh and blood is such a fragile thing, even the flesh of a god can become fragile under the influence of alcohol.
Tang Sisi crossed her arms and looked indifferently at Shen Ming, who was happily dancing tap dance.
"You told me before that you were a bartender."
Shen Ming turned around and nodded.
"Then how come you don't even know spirits?"
Shen Ming stopped: "I know it!"
"Acquainted in this state?"
"First of all, my personality in this world does not reject depravity; secondly, I am only a little excited now because of the effect of hormones, which does not affect my rational judgment at all."
Tang Sisi came over and pressed his shoulder, and raised two fingers: "How much is this?"
"64.287346666..."
"Sure enough, you are stupid, do you know what you are talking about?"
"The expression of the core constant of the transition equation in binary." Shen Ming pushed her away and continued dancing, "It will take at least 300 years for scientists in this world to calculate this value. As I said, alcohol will not affect my rational judgment. I am still the greatest physicist in the world!"
Tang Sisi gasped: "Have you ever engaged in this kind of occupation?"
Mentioning this, Shen Ming's tap dance began to lose its rhythm: "I later found out that no matter what result I calculate, the world will correct reality according to my answer. It's too bad, so I won't do that kind of work. Once I calculated Mistake a decimal point, and then Pluto will become a little bit bigger, but I like Pluto, it was the guardian planet of my life—"
Tang Sisi compromised: "Okay, okay, you just shut up and don't create the world with empty words. Anyway, the police should leave now, let's go out and have a look."
"——If Pluto is forcibly changed back, the difference in gravity may tear the solar system apart, just like eating shredded bags. Hey, I want to eat shredded bags."
"How do you connect those two things?"
Tang Sisi picked up the backpack with one hand, grabbed his collar with the other, and recited the spell to leave the dragon's nest.
The smoke dissipated, and what appeared in front of their eyes were rows of silver-gray lockers. Right in front of them was an unusually strong steel mesh door. Behind the door was a winding and lengthy gloomy passage—in short, this place seemed to be a security room. Tight basement file room.
Tang Sisi was a little confused: "Where is this? Where is the wine cellar?"
Then she saw the huge NYPD logo on the wall.
She covered her forehead and squatted down in pain: "Oops, we were taken to the police station."
"I don't like police stations either, so bomb—"
Tang Sisi urgently covered Shen Ming's mouth, stared and waited for two seconds, and then released him after confirming that he was safe and sound: "Do you want to kill me?"
"You're too nervous, human, language is not the way I manipulate the world—will, will is the key." Shen Ming casually flipped through the evidence boxes on the shelf, and then found a large bag of white powder.
He said to Tang Sisi in surprise: "Guess what good things I found!"
Tang Sisi was busy looking for an exit, and she was only perfunctory with him, at this moment, she took a moment to glance at the suspicious item in his hand, and immediately jumped down.
A god under the influence of alcohol is already very dangerous, and with the special effect of that thing, the world may be destroyed in a matter of minutes!So she snatched the bag of white powder with her hands, but Shen Ming still didn't want to give it to her, and between two scrambles, the bag fell to the ground, resulting in a splash of cool mint fragrance.
"Oh, don't grab it, I'll give it to you if you like it!" Shen Ming spread his hands indifferently and said, "I didn't know you liked peppermint so much before."
"Mint?" Tang Sisi picked up the card on the evidence box, and saw that it read "No. 0099 Menthol Smuggling Case Evidence".
She was in extreme pain and wanted to kill God: "You are not allowed to tamper with the evidence, the police still rely on those who solve the case!"
Shen Ming pouted, licking the remaining menthol powder on his fingers: "Sweet, so cool."
"I'm really fed up! Don't you need a threshold to be a god?" Tang Sisi complained as she walked towards the iron door of the archive room, "Hey! That god, can you pick this lock?"
"This is an electronic lock, and it needs a computer and a replicator to open it—I found that I like the smell of mint. When you go back, find a gardener to plant mint in my yard."
Tang Sisi was sad enough to hear that he couldn't help, and at this time she was instructed to work, and a wave of evil fire burned up: "I am your work assistant, not your life assistant, if you tell me this kind of thing, I will take care of you." Go to the Labor Bureau to sue you! Then buy a marketing account to blow up your black material!"
Shen Ming was very wronged: "You were not like this before..."
"Then who turned Silly Baitian into what he is today?"
Tang Sisi rolled up her sleeves, pulled out an iron drawer and began to smash the lock. Unfortunately, the outer casing of the electronic lock was extremely strong, and even the drawer was deformed and could not crack a single gap.She threw away the drawer and scratched at her hair, then put a strand of hair into the slot of the electronic lock, and then chanted the spell, her hair turned into a firebird and exploded the electronic lock, then flew up to the roof and disappeared.
She breathed a sigh of relief, turned around and said, "Shh, follow me."
Shen Ming nodded, tasted the menthol powder on his fingers and walked behind Tang Sisi, looking like an old mentally retarded person.
The two carefully lurked from the basement back to the first floor, only to find that they were in the non-reception area of the police station, and people like them in civilian clothes could not walk freely.
The entrance of the police station was strictly controlled, Tang Sisi didn't know how to pass safely, but Shen Ming was still very excited at this time, muttering about the design principle of an anti-gravity engine around her, Tang Sisi was so annoyed that Tang Sisi strangled him with his own hands.
At this time, a group of drug dealers who had just been arrested entered in line. This group of tattooed men stood neatly against the wall, ready to be searched, and then they would pass through the isolation gate and enter the rear detention area.The noisy drug dealers made the scene suddenly chaotic, which seemed like a good opportunity to fish in troubled waters.
Tang Sisi turned her head, only to find that Shen Ming had slipped into the tea room at some point and was sharing chocolates with an office lady.Poor humans don't know what kind of scourge he is, but they are so confused by his superficial appearance that they even want to exchange cell phone numbers with him.Tang Sisi rushed forward decisively and dragged him out. The girl opposite was a little embarrassed when she saw this, and left immediately.
"I feel like you are deliberately trying to get the attention of the police and kill me."
Shen Ming ate the last piece of chocolate: "I don't have any."
But as soon as he finished speaking, he was pressed against the wall by a pair of unexpected hands, and began to be searched roughly. The police asked, "What weapons, drugs, and contraband do you have?"
On the other side, Tang Sisi was also robbed of her backpack by a policewoman.
It turned out that the location of the tea room was at the end of the drug dealer line. The police searched them all the way, and they happened to regard the two people as two members of the line. The two were afraid of revealing their identities, so they had no choice but to arrest them. They were detained by the police on charges of drug trafficking. They entered the men's and women's detention rooms, and their backpacks were also confiscated.
When Shen Ming walked into the men's cell, he heard two people arguing fiercely.
"That's your idea? To smash the police car?"
"Calm down! Anyway, we did enter the police station, now we just need to find those two people."
"Dean! You can't find Metes in a cage!"
"Don't worry, we are only one step away from success now, we only need a little wisdom and a lot of... luck to get out of this cage..."
"I think you really need a little wisdom. I hope you can find your lost brain before we are imprisoned in Guantanamo Bay."
……
When the two were arguing, the cage was suddenly opened, so they turned their heads and saw Shen Ming, and then they were all stunned.
After all, Shen Ming's outstanding face was too conspicuous among a group of wretched drug dealers, exuding an aura that couldn't be hidden at all, so it immediately attracted the attention of Sam and Dean.
Shen Ming felt very embarrassed, so he raised his hand and beckoned to them: "What a coincidence."
Dean stood up and walked over.
Shen Ming turned back and stopped the policeman: "I want to change the cell, that guy has a grudge against me."
The policeman used his baton to push away Dean, who was walking closer: "Get back inside, what are you doing? Be honest with me, do you think this is a playground?" Then the policeman rudely pushed Shen Ming in. , "You're an adult now, don't go to the teacher to sue, and solve things by yourself."
Dean suppressed his emotions, went back to Sam and sat down, staring at the policeman as he closed the cage and left.Then he bent down and pulled two slender wires from under the shoe's side tabs.
Sam fixed his eyes on Shen Ming, turned his head to Dean and said, "What about the plan?"
"The plan is very simple. Step one, I will kill him in the past. Step two, you take this to open the cage."
Sam nervously glanced at the policeman on duty outside the cage: "What about the third step?"
"There is no third step."
Shen Ming leaned back against the fence, with a troubled expression on his face: "It's really not possible today. If you die like this, it will take at least 5 years for you to turn back into a human body before you can function normally. Ah, it's not that you can't use the body of an animal. In that case, two months will be enough, and insects will be faster and more convenient, but her IQ is too low to recognize... So do we have a peaceful way to resolve the current dispute?"
"It's all a mess, have you taken drugs?" Dean said, handing the wire to Sam, and then walked straight to Shen Ming.
Shen Ming grabbed the fence with his backhand: "Oh, this is the first time I feel that I shouldn't be bitten by a vampire with such a low-end bloodline. The inherited strength is really too weak. Even a steel bar of this level has to be opened with great effort."
Female prisoners separated by a wall.
Tang Sisi smiled stiffly and looked at a group of inmates. With her current doll-like appearance and height, this group of burly fellows with flower arm tattoos all looked at her with the ferocity of tearing dried meat in their eyes, and she immediately realized I can't stay in this kind of place for more than 1 minute.
She racked her brains to recall the few spells she only knew—
How many firebirds can be turned into with hair?No, no, now that I am locked in a cage, those crazy policemen outside will treat me as a fixed target...
Back to secret space?No, no, the tools are not with me.
Resurrection spell?It is quite useful, but there are no corpse fragments at hand.
Then... Tang Sisi took a breath and let the stone count!
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