Broken Hands to Learn to Raise a Baby

[Selling misery, selling innocence, posing for photos, and going to poor mountainous areas to shoot contrasting cuteness, just to attract attention and fans. 】

[Hahahaha, sure enough, netizens have sharp eyes, look at the shoes on the feet of the most beautiful little boy in front, right? 】

【what's the situation? 】

[Less say five or six hundred, thousands of dollars is possible. 】

[What brand is it?Bloggers, fakes also need professionalism.Poor mountainous areas?Let's get stuffed (vomit.jpg)]

[Cam~~~Kids, my son has been inking for a year, but I didn’t buy it for him. 】

[It’s right if you don’t buy it!A pair of sandals costs thousands of dollars, and they can't be worn in summer. My feet are still long, so I can't get used to them too much. (Support you.jpg)]

[What is this? Look at the lead dancer at the front, that's the point. (Finger direction.jpg)]

[Only half of the body was photographed!That long leg?Don't look at the face, just love it!Love it!Please hug! (Drool.jpg)]

[Video fraud!The nympho is guilty!Only talk to normal people!The person upstairs is forbidden to speak (contempt.jpg)]

[(mark the key point.jpg) Look at the shoes, look at the shoes, the MJ limited edition that I dream of! (Drool.jpg)]

[Thousands of dollars a pair, it is said that in New York, you can’t buy them in long lines at night. (Crying Face.jpg)]

[I feel like I have fallen into the trap of capital, and I can't extricate myself! (cover face and cry bitterly, turn and leave.jpg)]

[Upstairs, don't leave, don't leave, the blogger has issued an announcement, tomorrow I will take the babies to L City to buy dance clothes. 】

【I saw it!Let's just wait and see here, if we don't buy it, we will expose the big liar even if we sit through the bottom of the building. (clench fist.jpg)]

He actually expressed helplessness, a child can be scolded like this even if he dances!How much hostility do we need to vent?

Beibei's little sandals?Is it really expensive?Actually looking through several parent-child websites and official accounts that I follow, all kinds of articles [you can save everything, but you can’t save money on buying shoes for children] are all 'sensational'.

Forget it, I would rather believe in something than nothing.

He actually liked the video and text sent by Brother Wu in turn, put down his phone and went to sleep.

The next morning, just after breakfast, eight children from the 'dance troupe', accompanied by their parents, came to look for Beibei.

With county magistrate Wang following, why worry?Can't wait!

The children are like soldiers going to war, they are arrogant and high-spirited, they take the initiative to line up in a long line, and wash their little faces specially, they are very cute.

Yi Yi hangs the camera around his neck, and unexpectedly nods to show that he knows how to do it.

Hold the fuselage with a prosthetic hand, and calibrate the focus with the other hand. Just after finishing it, the camera was taken away with a light hand.

Unexpectedly: "Fifth brother is going to post a short video on the Shanju website."

Lin Ye: "It's more convenient for me to shoot than you."

"You~ are you going too?"

"What's the matter? The children of the 'dance troupe', aren't my students?"

Unexpectedly, he had no choice but to go with Lin Ye. He was indeed better than himself in shooting, and he was too busy with one hand, so he might miss some good moments.

Yi was already excited, holding a large pot of water, and shouted: "Children."

"Your Majesty."

"Are you all ready?"

"get ready."

"Sing the baby drinking water together."

Beibei was the youngest, standing at the front, a pink and tender little dumpling, and took the lead in singing in a childlike voice: "Little friend, remember. Drink plenty of water so you don't get sick. Drink your own cup and use it yourself. Save water, good baby!" "

Yi looked around in satisfaction and shouted, "Children."

"Your Majesty."

"Do you remember everything?"

"Remember. Drink it yourself, use it yourself."

"Okay, now give out a small water bottle, and drink your own water on the way."

The corner of the county magistrate Wang's mouth couldn't help but twitched, and he took the initiative to help Yiyi distribute water bottles to the children.

Lin Ye's camera turned to the old people who looked at their children and squinted their eyes. Beibei got the small water bottle, ran over and handed it to Jian Ran, "Dad, the water bottle is so heavy, help me get it."

"Okay." Unexpectedly reached out to take it, and said: "Run slowly, don't fall."

"Uncle, don't worry, I'll lead my younger brother." Yunfeng led Beibei and Xiaoshan from left to right, while Dahe followed and started bickering with Beibei.

The children sang happily all the way, and when they arrived at the commercial street in L City, they first visited various fashionable children's specialty stores, and then went to children's sports specialty stores.

The advantage of men raising children is that they don’t ask questions and don’t take the initiative to express their opinions. You can choose by yourself. Once you choose, let me know and I’ll pay for it.

The eight children are like wild horses running free, expressing their opinions.

Beibei and Dahe had the happiest quarrel, but in the end it was Yunfeng who came to an agreement, wearing a white T-shirt with black lettering, black sweatpants, and black and white sneakers.

Easy to ask: "Are you sure?"

With one voice: "I'm sure, Your Majesty."

"Just these three things, please help the children choose their numbers."

The shopping guide lady, who was so adorable by the children, immediately woke up when she heard Yi Yi's order, and hurried to get the goods.

She actually picked out several brightly colored hoodies and sportswear for Beibei, and asked Beibei, "Which color does the baby like?"

Beibei ran over and hugged Dad's thigh, looked up at Unexpectedly adoringly, and said, "Wow, Dad looks so good in this color! The most beautiful dad in the world."

He actually rubbed the little soft hair on the top of his head, and said with a smile, "I bought it for you, not Dad."

Beibei tried on the size, and was called by Yi to try on clothes with other friends.

I actually felt that I couldn't find out why I asked, so I just bought them all, so I don't need to make a special trip in autumn.Carrying a big shopping bag, he actually wanted to put it in the car before going to the mobile phone store, and Yi Yi and Lin Ye got into an argument again.

Seeing them is so naive and ridiculous, I recorded the video of the two quarreling and sent it to the brother group to make fun of them.

The always serious county magistrate Wang couldn't help but shook his head with a smile, and helped carry the shopping bags into the car.

Yi was still upset, and when he reached the square area, he yelled, "Children."

"Your Majesty." After buying new clothes, the little ones shouted very loudly.

"Are you the children of our mountain dwelling?"

"Yes."

"Do you want to listen to the king?"

"Listen to the king."

Yi snorted heavily and cast a sideways glance at Lin Ye.

Lin Ye handed the camera to County Magistrate Wang, stopped in the open space, and said without looking up, "Line in line."

The children flocked to them immediately, and stood in a very regular formation. He said in a deep voice, "Have a good dance, and the teacher will take you to the best donkey meat restaurant."

"Thank you, Teacher Lin."

When they heard about going to the donkey meat restaurant, the local children almost flew into the sky with joy.Beibei doesn't know what it is, but there is a meat character, which must be delicious.

When the music started, the children immediately danced their minds, following the rhyme of Lin Ye's fingers, the ghost dance turned into a street dance...the hip-hop dance changed into a ghost dance, and a large number of passers-by immediately gathered, cheering continuously.

Yi Yi tilted his body suddenly, and hurriedly supported him: "Fifth brother, if he wants to show off, let him go out, why bother with him! Isn't it good to save money? Our mountain residence is just the time when money is needed everywhere."

Yi Yi closed his eyes and let out a bad breath: "But the children will wear the clothes he bought and dance at the opening ceremony of my mountain residence!"

"..." Such an obvious 'I don't agree with' made Rang unexpectedly speechless.Donkey meat, to Quan Donkey Feast, "Fifth brother, I will go to the donkey meat restaurant in a while, I will scan every dish, and analyze the ingredients, proportions, and heat when I go back, and I will make you a small software for Quan Donkey Feast. God's work."

"Uh...you have to tell Third Brother first."

"This software is no longer for sale, and it is not universal. Donkeys must be raised with local grass and pollution-free green plants, and must drink local natural mineral water to ensure that the meat tastes delicious. It will not work to replace them with donkeys from other places. .”

Yi Yi was so happy that he saw his teeth but couldn't see his eyes. He hugged him and said, "Sure enough, he is a good brother! On the day of the opening, all the young and old in the town came to have fun with our donkey. We should report to the third brother first."

"it is good."

The two of them were chatting with each other, and suddenly they heard a howl of extreme anger: "It's actually...!"

County Magistrate Wang looked at the three immature boys, shook his head with his hands on his forehead, stopped them and said, "Unexpectedly, you take Beibei to make a phone call first, and then I will take the children to visit the museum and the former residence of the calligrapher, and try to finish it before lunch." , the others follow me back to the car and wait."

The county magistrate Wang, who always has a serious expression, is extremely patient with the children. Every historical figure in the museum speaks vividly and interestingly.The style of the Jin Dynasty displayed in the former residence is vivid, and the profound "activity" of "Qushui Liushang" has made the children interested in learning about it.

I actually listened to the video while listening to it, and thought it was very interesting. I didn't realize that the children were hungry until after one o'clock in the afternoon.

Lin Ye took his 'students' into the best old donkey meat store in the local area, and as soon as he entered the store, he saw a line of flying wild grass: [Dragon meat in the sky, donkey meat on the ground. 】

Yi Yi said, "I've never seen dragon meat, but I want to eat donkey meat."

Beibei loves to hear these words, and it is easy to agree: "Fifth Dad, I can eat well."

"..." She actually covered her face, her own baby's concept of virtue? Okay, nothing wrong!

"Beibei likes it, so let's book a big private room and order a donkey feast."

Lin Ye bent down and hugged Bei Bei, who patted his little hands and cheered softly. He was already tall, but he was instantly "watching all the mountains and small" by Bei Bei who "will be the top of the mountain", his little face flushed with joy, looking at Actually whispered: "Dad, I'm so tall!"

The slender fingers that were brushing on the menu froze for a moment, slowly raised his eyelashes to look at Lin Ye, then turned to his son and said softly, "Our babes are really tall."

Most of the children in the village are eating at this kind of place for the first time, and they all sit stiffly, afraid they may have done something wrong.

"Yunfeng, take good care of your younger brothers." He actually arranged for Beibei to sit with his friends.

"Okay, Uncle Ju."

Donkey meat has always been hailed as the top grade of animal meat, it is light and delicious, not greasy, and has no choking smell.Especially the neck, shoulders, buttocks and thighs have a lot of lean meat and less connective tissue.Banchang, donkey whip, mouth strips and other parts are all popular delicacies.

A variety of donkey meat made in different ways was brought up, stir-fried, braised, marinated, sauced, stewed...the color is bright, which makes the index finger wide open, fully showing the old shop's Cooking skills and the unique craft of making donkey meat.

When a dish is served, I take a small notebook to record it carefully, but I am busy scanning and taking pictures.County Magistrate Wang knew that the two wanted to study, so he didn't say much, and helped take care of the children's meals.

Lin Ye watched the behavior of the two of them, frowned in puzzlement, but didn't say much, and patiently helped to take pictures of each plate, saying: "Surprisingly, add a WeChat, and I will send you the pictures."

Yi Yi raised his eyebrows: "Why add WeChat, turn on the hotspot, and send it in minutes."

County Magistrate Wang glared at Yi Yi, and said seriously: "Yi Yi, don't always target Lin Ye, it's too much."