Green tea Bai Yueguang eloped with me

The green jujube was bitten by Cheng Shenmo. He cocked his legs and ate with a half-smile while watching Yu Anqing flustered and clumsy.

"Brother Liang Jiang, why can't the Spring Festival couplets be pasted?" Yu Anqing stood on the wooden stool, the Spring Festival couplets drooping on top of his head, innocent and pitiful.

Cheng Shenmo took a bite of the crispy dates, and mocked with a smile: "Because your mind is full of paste."

Yu Anqing suddenly realized that it would be strange if there was no glue to stick to it.

Cheng Shenmo looked at him in a daze, obviously not confused, and thought it was very funny.Relying on his high martial arts skills, he couldn't drive him away even if he was chased away, so he stayed in a shameless manner and insisted on arranging Chinese New Year decorations.

"Aren't you quite capable? You don't even know how to make a paste?"

Yu Anqing's long eyelashes drooped slightly, and she said softly: "When I was young, I saw ordinary fathers and children pasting Spring Festival couplets together, and I felt very envious. The whole family gathered together to watch the night. I have never had..."

"You have to call me 'Daddy', and I can make you happy as a son."

Cheng Shenmo gritted his teeth, "It doesn't work for me to be miserable."

Yu Anqing was so stunned that she couldn't breathe, her hands were a little oxygenated.He flattered him in every possible way, but Cheng Shenmo didn't appreciate it at all.

She glared at Cheng Shenmo angrily, with the look of an angry little daughter-in-law who dares not speak out.

Cheng Shenmo suddenly felt comfortable all over, and every pore exuded a happy atmosphere.Gleefully running to Yu Anqing's side, he teased, "Don't you want to stay? If you call me 'Father', I will reluctantly let you stay."

Liang Jiang's temperament is more bold than in the capital.Who is his father?Dare to open such a joke.

Feeling helpless, Yu Anqing saw him chattering, determined to take advantage of him, raised her eyebrows, bowed her head and kissed him fiercely.

Hmm, jujube flavor.

Cheng Shenmo covered his mouth, his face was as red as a cloud, and his bright black eyes stared at him fiercely.

Yu Anqing shrugged shamelessly: "You took the initiative to lean in front of me and pouted, didn't you just want me to kiss you?"

Someone's ability to turn black and white is second to none, and after tearing off the disguise mask, he becomes even more shameless.

"Bah!" Cheng Shenmo spat hard, seeing Yu Anqing bent over him, and rushed into the room.

Yu Anqing knocked on the door, but no one answered, as if she heard the sound of a rabbit grinding its teeth angrily.He arrived in front of the door and his laughter gradually became presumptuous before he realized it. Yu Anqing felt an unprecedented sense of relief.From then on, every Spring Festival in the future, they can play and spend together so easily.

To Cheng Shenmo's ears, the laughter was a deliberate mockery of his retreat.Cheng Shenmo was indignant, secretly annoyed that he was worthless.It was obviously Yu Anqing who was seeking to get back together, how could he be cowardly? .

When Cheng Shenmo opened the door again, the house had taken on a new look. The festive Spring Festival couplets and red lanterns instantly filled the dusty courtyard with the atmosphere of the Spring Festival.

"Come here." Cheng Shenmo swaggered with his small hand, arrogantly.

Yu Anqing put down the "Fu" couplet in her hand, and walked over obediently.

"Anyway, I can't drive you away. As long as you abide by the ten rules, I will reluctantly keep you."

"Ten Principles of Yu Slag Coexistence" was held in front of Yu Anqing's eyes.

Cheng Shenmo: "First, Yu Anqing is in charge of laundry, cooking, and household chores."

Yu Anqing nodded and said with a smile, "Do you want to wash your feet?"

Cheng Shenmo's eyes lit up.Good guy, really on the road.

Nodding reservedly: "If you are willing, there is nothing I would not like."

Yu Anqing squinted her eyes: "Do you want to make the bed and warm it?"

"Ha ha."

Cheng Shenmo snorted coldly, and continued, "Second, due to the limited space in the yard, there is only one bedroom, so Yu Anqing can only sleep in the kitchen."

Yu Anqing sighed slightly, neither nodded nor shook her head.

Cheng Shenmo took it as his default: "Third, when you are away from home, please politely address Cheng Shenmo as 'Brother Shenmo' and always protect Cheng Shenmo's dignity as an elder brother, so as not to provoke criticism from others."

Yu Anqing's face darkened: "I disagree, you are my husband-in-law."

Cheng Shenmo said with disgust: "Ai promises or not. You can go wherever you want, just roll."

"Okay." Yu Anqing said reluctantly.

Cheng Shenmo showed a proud expression, his tail was about to jump into the sky.

"Fourth, without Cheng Shenmo's permission, Yu Anqing is not allowed to engage in skin-to-skin contact such as kissing, hugging, touching hands, or embracing the waist."

The title of Mr. Xiang was temporarily deprived, and Yu Anqing could bear it. If there was no real benefit, that would not work.

"No."

Cheng Shenmo: "Walk slowly."

Yu Anqing showed a faint and dangerous smile: "Liang Jiang, you said just now that you can't drive me away, and if I don't leave, how can you bear me?"

"You rascal!" Cheng Shenmo said angrily.

Yu Anqing: "I am."

"You are shameless."

"you're right."

"You have a human face and a beast heart."

"Well... I wish I was."

……

No matter how Cheng Shenmo scolded, Yu Anqing begged for nothing, and took advantage of a few words by the way.

Without morals, anything is possible.Cheng Shenmo not only didn't teach Yu Anqing a good lesson, but he got so angry that he kicked Yu Anqing with a whimper.

Yu Anqing brushed off the corner of her clothes, and stared at Cheng Shenmo with a smile on her frightening red phoenix eyes, which made his heart pound like a deer.

Cheng Shenmo is a dead face control, this is what he likes the most.He muttered, "I'm hungry."

Yu Anqing kissed Cheng Shenmo's cheek quickly, and said with a smile, "I'll make your favorite sweet and sour pork ribs."

The sweet and sour meat scent of sweet and sour pork wafted into the room, and Cheng Shenmo licked the corner of his mouth, like a cat smelling the smell, and walked lightly into the kitchen.

Lifting the lid of the pot, steaming hot air hit Yu Anqing's face.He wiped his face with an embroidered handkerchief, which was embroidered with ginger grass.

Seeing this scene, Cheng Shenmo touched the green handkerchief in his sleeve, which was embroidered with a white rabbit sprawling all over.

His eyes darkened, he pursed his lips and said, "Hey——I'm hungry."

The little rabbit became more and more angry, and he didn't even want to call his name anymore.

Yu Anqing gritted her back teeth and said, "It's almost done."

"Sweeter, more vinegary, stewed softer, no ginger, no garlic." Cheng Shenmo pushed forward.

Yu Anqing glanced at the ribs in the steamer: "Shouldn't you say it sooner? There's already ginger and garlic."

"Who told you not to ask me? I just don't want to eat ginger and garlic." Cheng Shenmo puffed up his face and acted lawlessly, "Pick it out for me."

Yu Anqing was so angry that he raised the spoon. Cheng Shenmo thought he was going to hit him, and ran faster than a rabbit. He hid his fluffy head behind the door and shouted, "Why are you so fierce? I just don't like ginger and garlic." eat."

Yu Anqing sneered and raised the spoon to threaten, and the little rabbit ran away and disappeared. His light laughter was enough to show his good mood of gloating at this time.

Rabbits have never been picky eaters, they want to eat whatever they want, and they obviously want to toss themselves.Yu Anqing shook her head, provoking Jiang Suan in a commanding manner.

Dinner time.

Cheng Shenmo looked at the spare ribs with no ginger and garlic, and smiled shyly, stretching out his paws to eat.

A chopstick hit the back of his hand, Yu Anqing sullenly said, "Wash your hands and use chopsticks."

Cheng Shenmo pursed his lips, reluctantly finished washing his hands, and found that Yu Anqing didn't wait for him, and he was eating well.With such a casual attitude, do you still want to get along with him?Yu Anqing is such a big pig!

Cheng Shenmo said badly:

"You said that you will follow me to climb mountains to collect herbs? It's all dirt and mud, and you will step on animal feces from time to time. I have stepped on it before, and the color...um...just like the ribs in your hand almost."

Yu Anqing's face was as black as charcoal, and he sent the pork ribs on his mouth to Cheng Cheng's dark bowl.

Cheng Shenmo picked up the ribs and ate them with relish, muttering, "Oh, it's so delicious."

There was no haze in his smile, and Yu Anqing's eyes softened unconsciously. His beautiful eyes were like lake water soaked in the moonlight, and Cheng Shenmo's heart felt fine ripples.

"You, you... Don't you think that beauty tricks will work?" Cheng Shenmo blushed and stammered.

"Yeah." Yu Anqing nodded knowingly, and added ribs to him, "Eat more, little piggy."

Excessive!I used to call him a good brother, but now I call him a little piggy.

The ribs are not fragrant anymore!Cheng Shenmo glared at Yu Anqing fiercely, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh of of the enemy will not leave even fingernail-sized fleshy moths.

After dinner, when Yu Anqing finished packing the tableware, she found that someone had locked her out of the bedroom.

Cheng Shen's black eyes were exposed through the crack of the door, and he said heartlessly, "You are so capable, you should find a place to live by yourself."

With that said, he slammed the door shut.

Yu Anqing really wanted to grab someone and spank her ass, finally let out a long breath, took out her jade flute and played a melodious and gentle flute.The long and light tune seemed to have a hypnotic power, Cheng Shenmo closed his eyelids and fell asleep in a short while.

After playing a song, Yu Anqing exerted a little force, the door bolt broke, Yu Anqing pushed the door in, undressed and lay beside Cheng Shenmo, holding the restless rabbit in her arms.