My tablet has become the palm of the antique tycoon

After coming out of the alley, the ghost guard rushed back non-stop, and saw that the evil ghost was still tied to the tree trunk, with his head drooping, and he passed out from the pain.

He was so excited that he wept with joy, for a moment he didn't know whether to say he was lucky, or to praise the prestige of the little overlord.

Ming Yi didn't know whether his prestige was great, but he was very angry at the moment.

As soon as he entered the cemetery, he saw two familiar figures squatting on the open space and chatting.

Ming Yi walked over suppressing his anger, and said angrily to the two ghosts: "Didn't you say you want to stay at home with your wife and go out when you have time?"

"Oh my God!"

The two little ghosts were startled with fright, and when they saw who the ghost was, they were taken aback for a moment, subconsciously looked at each other, and asked with their eyes: We have exposed our secrets, what should we do?

One of them was a little taller, and the kid with curly hair smiled and said, "Oh, Ming Yi, you're back so early?"

While talking, he stepped forward to pick up the bag Ming Yi was carrying, and asked, "What did you buy?"

Ming Yi avoided his hands, ignored his flattery, and said coldly: "Don't change the subject for me."

Seeing that Ming Yi was really angry, the two little devils didn't dare to smile anymore, they all lowered their heads and apologized obediently: "I'm sorry."

The curly-haired ghost hesitated and said: "It's not that we don't want to go with you, it's really tight."

Ming Yi frowned: "What do you mean?"

The little ghost with a slightly lower stature and a short crew cut said: "This month you spent the pocket money we have accumulated for several years. Now let's not talk about shopping, we have to break our fingers before going out."

The curly-haired ghost nodded approvingly: "Yes, my mobile phone was shut down a few days ago, so I still ask my wife to pay the phone bill."

"..." Ming Yi didn't believe it: "Didn't I write you an IOU to ask you to ask grandpa for money?"

The curly-haired ghost sighed: "We went to look for it several times, but the old man Chenghuang was too busy to see us. He finally saw us yesterday, but he said that you are now an adult and you have to bear the debt yourself, so he won't help you pay it off." .”

Ming Yi: "...!!!"

The old man is doing things like this now!

He floated out of the cemetery angrily, and before leaving, he said to the two ghosts: "Wait."

Qinglin Town God's Temple.

The City God was discussing things with some ghost messengers, when suddenly there was a loud 'bang', the door of the City God was kicked open vigorously, and Ming Yi walked in with a face full of anger.

Seeing this, several ghost messengers immediately made way for the little ancestor.

The City God said displeasedly: "Ming Yi, why are you getting more and more unruly?"

Ming Yi stepped forward and asked angrily, "Grandpa, am I still your most beloved grandson?"

City God's tone was faint: "No."

Ming Yi choked on the words he was about to say later, turned around and walked out.

City God stopped him with a loud voice: "Stop!"

As a result, the other party ignored it at all, and seeing that Ming Yi was about to walk out of the gate of the City God Temple, the City God shouted: "You don't want the money anymore?"

Hearing this, Ming Yi paused, turned around and walked back again.

Compared with money, backbone is nothing.

The City God couldn't help laughing, waved his hand, and sent out the ghost messengers who were watching the theater nearby.

"You child is not very capable, but your temper is on the rise."

Ming Yi pursed his lips and said unhappily: "Now you don't even care about me, so what kind of temper can I have?"

City God said: "Why don't you care about it."

Ming Yi explained how curly-haired ghosts and flat-headed ghosts came to ask for money and were turned away.

City God thought about it for a while: "Oh, it seems that there is such a thing."

"What's more, if you didn't cause trouble all day long, your parents would have blocked you." The City God put away the file on the table and put it aside: "Tell me what's going on?"

Ming Yi: "I don't want to say it."

City God took out three gold ingots from his sleeve and put them on the table, Ming Yi glanced at them from the corner of his eye, but remained silent.

The City God was not in a hurry, and continued to put it on the table. It seemed that there was a mountain of gold hidden in the wide sleeve robe, which was inexhaustible. Seeing that there were more than 30 gold ingots on the table, he couldn't help raising his eyebrows: " Still don't want to say?"

Ming Yi secretly glanced at the pile of gold ingots, secretly thinking about how much money he would need to pay off the debt.

How could the Lord Chenghuang fail to see the little calculation in his heart: "Since you don't want to talk about it, then forget it, and it's the same if I ask your parents."

He rolled his sleeves as he said, ready to take back all the gold ingots on the table.

"Hey!" Ming quickly ran forward to stop him: "I've already taken it out, so there's no reason to take it back."

City God slapped his hand away to get the gold ingot: "Then you say it."

Ming Yi pursed his lips and muttered in a low voice: "I beat Zhang Weiyu."

The City God was stunned for half a second before realizing that Zhang Weiyu was the eldest grandson of the City God's family next door, his beard instantly raised and he shouted, "That's fine, why are you beating him up!"

Ming Yi said angrily: "He teased me, and even said that he would force me to cook raw rice with me."

"..." The City God stood up angrily, rolled up his sleeves, and couldn't help cursing: "I call him his ancestor, did that little thing succeed?"

Ming Yi shook his head: "No."

"That's good." Lord Chenghuang heaved a sigh of relief, just about to say that he did the right thing, when Ming Yi continued: "I kicked off the roots of his descendants."

"Kang Dang"

The City God didn't stand up properly, and fell to the ground together with the chair.

Half a second later, he lifted the table and revealed half of his head, and said in disbelief, "The Zhang family has only one seedling, and you cut it off!"

Ming Yi pursed his lips and watched him not speak, which was a tacit agreement.

City God only felt his blood surge, and was speechless for a while.

"Where……?"

Ming Yi didn't understand: "What?"

The City God shouted: "I ask where you cut him off!"

Ming Yi: "Ghost City in the south of the city."

City God frowned: "What is Zhang Weiyu doing in our territory?"

Ming Yi: "I don't know."

City God glanced at him, and saw that Yi's expression didn't look like he was lying, so he stabilized his emotions, leaned on the chair and did it again: "You didn't even tell me about such a big thing, you are really getting more and more courageous. Bigger."

"My parents went to apologize to them at that time. The other party made a fuss, but then I didn't know what happened, and suddenly there was no movement. After my parents came back, they beat me hard and fined me for a year. Pocket money."

When Ming Yi mentioned pocket money, his tone was a little bit aggrieved: "Obviously it was Zhang Weiyu who made the mistake first, and I was at most self-defense."

Lord Chenghuang snorted coldly: "It's also thanks to that Zhang Weiyu's fault, otherwise you thought they could easily let you go."

"I guess the term of the old man Zhang's City God is coming to an end, and we need the support of 33 other City Gods to continue his term. If this matter becomes serious, it will not be good for him. He will lose his position as City God, and the loss will be even greater. big."

"But don't be too happy, he must have written down this account for you." The City God sighed: "You child is really capable of causing trouble."

Ming Yi stuck out his tongue and didn't dare to speak.

Afterwards, he also realized that he had gone too far. After all, the other party's grandfather was also a city god. Who knew if they would avenge their private revenge and trip them up.

But things have already happened, even if you regret it, it's useless, you can only be honest for a while, and try not to cause trouble for your family.

Ming Yi put all the gold ingots on the table into his pocket, and promised his grandfather: "I promise to stay honestly during this time."

He looks cute, and when he is well-behaved, people can't help but feel good about him.

The City God liked his precious grandson more and more, and couldn't help but raised his hand and rubbed his head.

In fact, Ming Yi is not the only grandson in the Ming family, he also has two older brothers, but the City God is very fond of Ming Yi, in addition to his cute appearance, he also has a force that is different from ordinary ghosts.

If you are not familiar with Ming Yi's ghost, seeing him thin and small, you will think that he is easy to bully.

In fact, Ming Yi is born with extraordinary force, and he is even more capable of tearing up evil spirits when he is angry. Lord Yan in the underworld heard about this and specially summoned him. Unexpectedly, Ming Yi was so courageous that he dared to arrest Lord Yan. Beard, scared his grandfather almost died again on the spot.

Fortunately, Lord Yan was generous and didn't care about him. He also praised Mingyi as a military commander, so let Chenghuang Lord train him well, and he will be recruited into the underworld to be a military commander in a few years.

However, there is an old saying that good fortune and misfortune depend on each other.

Ming Yi possesses this astonishing force, and his temper is hotter than other little ghosts. He is usually fine, but once he gets angry, he is like a small dynamite, and his anger easily outweighs his reason, and he does some extreme things.

It's like cutting off the roots of other little ghosts, tearing off the limbs of evil ghosts...

Therefore, the Ming family always had to clean up the mess behind him.

After leaving the Town God's Temple, Ming Yi returned to Qinglin Cemetery, distributed the thirty ingots he had just obtained to the curly-haired and flat-headed two little ghosts, and demanded all the IOUs from them.

At this moment, he was sitting cross-legged on the bed, with dozens of IOUs neatly arranged in front of him, and the phone screen stayed on the calculator, and the number '69883' on it was very conspicuous.

Regardless of whether he was alive or after death, Ming Yi's life was very rich, and he didn't make any careful calculations at all. He just swiped his card when he wanted to buy anything.

Now his parents suddenly stopped the card, which made him a little at a loss.

"Did I spend so much money in two months?"

Mingyi rested his cheeks on his hands, staring at the IOU in front of him, worrying, he had no pocket money for a year, and his grandfather made it clear that he would not help him, so how would he repay the debt?

Just when he was worried, his elder brother sent a message suddenly.

Mingjiu: I heard you are in debt?

Mingjiu: [red envelope]

Mingjiu: Don't tell your parents.

When he opened it tomorrow, it turned out to be a red envelope of 8888 yuan. He was overjoyed at first, but when he saw the arrears number on his phone, he became depressed again.

Ming Yi: (covering his face and smiling bitterly)

Ming Yi: Brother, it’s not enough

Mingjiu: No more.

Mingjiu: Your sister-in-law is very strict. This is already my pocket money for a year.

Mingyi: ...

Mingjiu: Ask your second brother for it.

Mingyi's eyes lit up, and he quickly opened the second brother's message box.

Ming Yi: Second brother!

Minggui:?

Ming Yi: I have no pocket money.

Minggui: Yes.

The other party directly threw a red envelope, which was the same as the big brother Mingjiu's 8888.

Mingyi: not enough

Minggui: Not anymore.

Ming Yi took a photo of the IOU on the bed: Second Brother, please help me, it's really not enough!

Five or six minutes after the message was sent, the other party did not reply.

Ming Yi sighed, and just when he thought that his second brother was not going to help, the other party sent another message.

Minggui: How much money is left?

Ming Yi: Around [-].

Minggui: Do you want me to help you pay back?

Mingyi: Yes.

Minggui: There are conditions.

Ming Yi immediately regained his spirits: Say it!

Ming Gui: Hurry up and find someone to marry.

Ming Yi: ...Second brother, I like men.

Minggui: I know.

Ming Gui: My partner is also a man, so I need you to test out the attitude of my parents.

Mingyi: ...

Minggui: No way?

Minggui: Forget it.

I'll go, now brothers are so realistic now!

Just when Ming Yi thought there was nothing going on, Ming Gui sent another message.

Minggui: By the way, I forgot to tell you, our parents saved a sum of money for you, saying that they will give it to you when you get married.

Ming Yi: That’s right, how much is it?

Ming Gui: I don’t know, it should be eight digits.

Ming Yi: Eight digits! ! !

Mingyi: Why don't I know?

Minggui: If I let you know, can I save until I get married?

Mingyi: ...

Ming Gui: Is it a knot?

Ming Yi: [-], you pay now, and I will pay.

Minggui: [Transfer 12]

Minggui: Another [-] pocket money

Mingyi: ...

Well, anyway, he has plans to find a partner, and besides, the second brother only said to let him get married, but didn't say when to get married, heh heh, let's talk about it first when we get the money.

After receiving the transfer, Ming Yi immediately returned the money to several creditors, and finally shouted in the group: Do you know any young brats, please introduce them to me, the requirements are not high, good-looking, cold-tempered, gender-neutral Men will do.

"..."

A row of ellipsis appears in the group.

Mingyi: What's wrong?

Curly Ghost: Sorry, none of the friends I know can meet your first request.

Flat-headed ghost: +1

One-eyed ghost: +2

Bald Ghost: +3

Tuberculosis: +4

……

They lined up neatly one by one, leaving Ming Yi speechless.

Are his demands that high?

It's okay--

The author has something to say:

Cao Xuanhe: I agree with everything

Ming Yi: Daughter-in-law!

Cao Xuanhe: Husband.

Ming Yi: Why!

Cao Xuanhe: Suppression of strength.

Mingyi: ...

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ps: I wrote the Ming coins of the underworld in terms of RMB.

One gold ingot = 100 yuan

Life in the underworld can refer to Yangjian

The mobile phone in the underworld does not communicate with the mobile phone in the yang world, and cannot communicate on the phone. It is equivalent to a night and a day, two parallel worlds, without interfering with each other (but the life in the underworld is not as rich as the life in the yang world)

There are both modern and ancient ghosts in the underworld (the city god next door is an ancient old ghost)

City God is replaced every 100 years and can continue to serve