[Exorcist Boy] The whole world thinks I'm a cannon fodder

Then, before we could react, Komuyi suddenly conjured up a super long list that had been made a long time ago. After looking around, he stuffed it into the pocket of the jacket of the Allian regiment uniform with a smile, and took a picture of it. shoot.

"Okay, it's not too late, let's go now!" After the filming, he immediately pushed us out of the gate, and even waved a small handkerchief pretendingly, "Go early and come back later, remember to walk on foot -"

So a group of six of us were driven out of the headquarters like this, and stepped into the dense forest that we must pass through if we want to reach the town on the other side of the island.

But I don’t know if it’s because of our luck. It’s a rare sunny day today. The cloudy clouds that have been in the past few days have cleared away, but the bright but not too strong sunlight sifted through the layers of leaves, casting mottled pieces of gold on the ground.

Because the branches and grass leaves on the ground are very thick, although it is after the rain, it is not too muddy.Walking in it, the nose is full of the fresh smell of vegetation mixed with soil after the rain, everything seems calm and peaceful.

Of course, Kanda's expression is not so peaceful - he is the least happy among us, if it weren't for Marshal Tiedore who happened to escape from his father's love these days, it would be impossible to agree to come with us .At this moment, he should have reacted, the more he thought about it, the more angry he was, and he was walking in the front alone with a long face.

In contrast, the atmosphere between Allen and Li Nali was quite harmonious, and the two were walking a little later, talking and laughing.Link, as always, walked by the side holding his small notebook, but he seemed a little absent-minded, not knowing what he was thinking.

In the end, it was me and the rabbi. In order to be able to talk to the rabbi openly, I slowed down. The rabbi and I looked at each other, and immediately slowed down with understanding.In this way, we deliberately kept ourselves behind the group in front by a large distance, basically keeping a distance where we could see them but couldn't hear each other.

"... By the way, I always feel that something is wrong. Doesn't the religious order have people who specialize in purchasing supplies? And even if we really want to purchase, we can open the door of the ark directly to the commercial street. How convenient it is." I said After a pause, "Komyi just wants to send us away?"

"I'm afraid the main purpose is to drive Allen away," the rabbi moved closer to me, took my hand, paused, then let go, and took off the crimson half-fingered glove attached to the forearm After I got down and stuffed it into my pocket, he held my hand again—he didn’t know what happened recently, and he had to take off his gloves before pulling his little hand, “Sisi should have found out too, right? Since the morning, the headquarter’s The atmosphere is a little bit wrong, and the number of guards has increased—probably because there are big figures from the central government coming, and what Komuyi means is that he doesn’t want Allen to run into them.”

"So the few of us are just joint?"

"I can't say that completely—be careful," the rabbi pulled me to avoid a fallen tree trunk, and tried to pick a flat and clean place to walk. In the end, he was still dissatisfied, so he squatted down in front of me, "Sey Xi, or should I carry you on my back?"

... To be honest, I seriously doubt that in the eyes of the rabbi, I am now a little waste who can't lift my shoulders, can't lift my hands, and can even fall on the ground when I walk.

But this is nothing to me, but the key is... There are so many people watching in front of me, if this is really memorized, it, too shameful...

"No," I had no choice but to resist the temptation, and rejected him sternly, "you don't need to memorize it."

"Ah, is that for a hug?"

"Don't hug me either!" In order to avoid going on like this, I couldn't resist anymore, I quickly returned to the topic just now, "By the way, what does 'can't say that completely' mean?"

"...Look," the rabbi could only hold my hand again regretfully, "For example, Sisi is the relevant personnel of Marshal Allen and Kulos; and I am the family member of the relevant personnel; Li Nali It's easier to guess, it's the most important sister."

"What about Kanda?"

"Yu's words... probably count as a thorn in the head?"

"Stab?"

"Hush - keep your voice down, his ears are very good, don't let him hear you."

"...But now you have habitually not included Link in this kind of summary."

"Well, it's always there anyway, just treat him as a large pendant tied to Allen."

Rabi paused, and interlocked my fingers instead.

"Okay, let's not talk about them—it's been raining for a while, and it's hard to come out together like this. Besides shopping, is there anything else Sisi wants to do?"

I hesitated for a moment: "Then... let's go and clean up all the snack bars in the town?"

"...Didn't you eat in the cafeteria just now, Jerry will cry if you are like you?"

"Then is there anything you want to do?" I shook his hand, pretending to be very obedient, "I'll follow you."

"Follow me..." The rabbi moved his eyes down and glanced thoughtfully at the regimental uniform on my body.

"What?" Allen turned his head before entering the town, "You said you want to split up?"

"That's right, no matter how you say it, it's a waste of resources for five people to act together. What's more, that guy Ke Muyi has so many lists. From the perspective of efficiency, it is faster to buy separately." Rabbi said As he said that, he took out the long list from Allen's hand, tore it into three equal parts, kept one for himself, and then stuffed the rest back into Allen's hand, "That's it, this part will be handed over to you." Give it to me and Ceci."

"I think it's okay, then I..." Li Nali looked at the two people on Alian's side, and then turned to Kanda on the other side, "Then I and Kanda..."

In order to show that he didn't bother to be with others, Kanda crossed his arms and turned his head very coldly and snorted.

It turned out that I was in a group with Rabbi, Allen, Link, and Li Nali in a group of three, and Kanda Dumi.

"Then where will we gather then?" Allen asked.

"Just here," the rabbi finalized, "be back before sunset."

So we split into three groups.

At first I thought the rabbi would take me straight to the vegetable market, but I didn’t want him to take me to the largest clothing store in the area after a brief inquiry.

Me: "...Huh? Do you want to buy clothes?"

"No, it's for Sisi."

Then I was pushed in without explanation, paused, and had no choice but to pull out a dark brown cotton skirt from the sea of ​​clothes under the Rabbi's expectant gaze, which was very similar to the one we wore on the previous trip.

Rabbi: "..."

"Sisi, we don't have to hide our identities anymore," the rabbi put his hands on my shoulders with a solemn face, "It's really not necessary...you have wronged yourself so much."

...This is my aesthetic, okay?

But if he doesn't like it, I don't have much fun wearing it, so I have to put the cotton skirt back with bitter hatred.After hesitating for a moment, he picked out a bright purple off-the-shoulder pleated skirt with a red heart painted on the chest, and looked at the rabbi tentatively.

The rabbi seemed to be suffocating his old blood, and after waiting for a long time, he tentatively coaxed me: "I... I think I should look for it again?"

So then it becomes-

Leopard-print mini leather skirt in dark pink.

The rabbi endured it, but he couldn't hold it back, and directly gave me a big cross with his arm: "NO!"

Half black, half green, big-breasted maid outfit.

The corner of the rabbi's mouth twitched several times, and he covered his eyes: "...Sisi, did you expose something?"

A light orange half-sleeved dress with purple borders.

The rabbi looked hopeless: "...what to do, I'm already starting to thank the religious order for uniformly equipping them with uniforms."

I:"……"

I still can't believe it!

This time I searched inside for a long time, and finally confidently took out a blingbling pure gold sleeveless suspender with a big red dress.

The rabbi's eyes have lost their brilliance: "..."

"It's really amazing," only the clerk was still boasting with all his heart, "This lady seems to have picked out all... all of the costumes that we will wear in certain festivals...."

"Really?" I immediately became interested, "What festival is it?"

"...Strange, strange costume festival."

I:"?"

The rabbi sighed, took the clothes in my hands intact, and returned them to the original place intact, then pulled me to the small sofa in the shop, pushed me to sit down, and by the way He smoothed out my messy hair from tossing back and forth, and tucked it behind my ears.

"I think Ceci should just sit here and not move, my dear."

Then I didn't intervene again.

As soon as the rabbi stood up, his demeanor changed abruptly. After quickly going through all the hanging clothes, he took a deep breath and walked over.

Two minutes later, I looked at the dozens of outfits on the case table and felt very complicated.

"...You are like this, does the scholar know?"

The rabbi didn't know, so: "Huh?"

"It's nothing, it's just... I didn't expect that the housekeeping skills in your industry can be so widely used, and it's so... full of life?"

Rabbi: "???"

Then I was forced to start the dressing game.

The problem lies in the fourth set of clothes. The rabbi chose a cool blue-toned puffy lady dress, which was exactly the opposite of Jonny’s original intention. The styles were complicated. , and failed to fasten the straps behind.

I had no choice but to give up doing it myself, and opened the curtain of the fitting room to reveal my head, hoping to ask the shop assistant to come over and help.

But he didn't want to be stopped by the rabbi just as the clerk was about to lift his foot.

Rabbi: "Let me do it."

The rabbi probably didn't realize what was going on inside, and when he came in, he was shocked when he saw me pressing my front to my chest because the skirt couldn't be fastened.Immediately, my eyes moved away as if they were burned, and after a few seconds of delay, I motioned for me to turn my back, gathered my loose hair, pulled it to one side, and then groped for it under the dim light of the fitting room. Carefully fasten the straps on my back.

But he is not very familiar with this. Although he can feel that he has been avoiding touching my exposed skin, but because the process is too bumpy, it is inevitable that there will be omissions.

The rabbi's fingers were very hot, and I was naked all the time, and my skin was cold. The moment I touched it, I shivered subconsciously.Although they have been hugged many times and slept together at night, except for the face, other places are basically touched through the clothes.As soon as I got started, my ears burned instantly, and my heart started to accelerate for some reason.

The rabbi's hand was also a little unsteady, because he was too nervous and couldn't control the strength well.

"Hiss—too, too tight!"

"Yes, that's it, relax a little bit..."

"...Wait, it seems, it seems to be too loose."

After working like this for a long time, just when I thought it was finally over and wanted to turn around, the skin on my back suddenly felt a little itchy, as if it had been gently brushed by the rabbi's hair, and the two shoulder blades immediately followed. It suddenly became hot in the middle.Before I realized what it was, the rabbi dragged me out and pushed me in front of the mirror.

The moment I saw the figure reflected in the mirror, I suddenly realized what the slap just now was, and my heart felt as if a feather had been gently brushed against it, which made me subconsciously tilt my head, wanting to look Rabbi behind.

But he turned his face back, and he could only see his red ears in the mirror: "Look at yourself."

"... Does it look good?" It was the first time for me to wear this kind of clothes in a normal state, and I was a little stiff for a while.

"It's... very beautiful." The rabbi whispered.

I was so confused by the rabbi's sugar-coated shells, completely forgetting my plan of "trying a few sets and pretending to be tired" and patiently changed the remaining dozen sets.

Originally, we had agreed to buy three or four of the best-looking pieces, but for some reason, they suddenly turned into rounds.

"Don't be impulsive," I quickly pulled the rabbi aside and reminded him in a low voice, "We have no money!"

"I have," he immediately showed off to me in a low voice, "I saved a lot before."

... No, with such a low salary in the church, you can still save money?

"But, you can't buy all of them..." I hesitated for a few seconds, and asked suspiciously, "Is it really so good-looking to wear?"

"That's needless to say? Of course my Sisi is the best!" He pretended to be dissatisfied, and when he had finished speaking, he seemed to suddenly realize something, and he was taken aback for a moment.After a pause, suddenly, as if being drawn by some sore emotion, I bent down and rubbed against my cheek a little, and as if declaring something, I repeated in a low voice, "My .”

"What's yours?" I didn't quite understand.

"I, I mean, I chose them all, of course they look good!"

... Pulling my aesthetics out to whip the corpse again!

The rabbi couldn't hold back, pinched my bulging face, turned around and went to the clerk to pay.When I came back, I saw that I was going to the fitting room. I wanted to change back into the team uniform, so I ran over and grabbed me.

So I followed him to the vegetable market wearing a white dress and a small dark blue suit that was just below the chest.

We bought the things on the list as quickly as possible, and then looked at the eight oversized bags on the ground and started to be confused.

"So," I pointed to him and then to myself, "You have four bags, I have four bags."

The rabbi didn't answer, just said: "Sisi, hold out your hand."

I did so blankly, and then I saw him stretch out his hand, and directly put it up to compare with me—more than a circle older than me.

"No, no, no, Sisi's hands are too small, I can't handle it, I'm better off alone."

"...No, even if your hands are bigger and you can hold them, you still can't hold eight bags?"

"That's right, let me think about it again... Ah, I have it!" The rabbi tapped his palm, and suddenly pulled out the black hammer, stretched it to about 1 meter, hung the bags on the handle of the hammer, and carried it on the hammer. on his shoulder, "That's all right."

I:"……"

Although the man in front of me is indeed the man I like—no, to be serious, although this is indeed the love of my life, but for some reason, there is always a feeling that I don't want to be with him that much.

"Well...how about you stay away from me?" I tentatively suggested, "Let's go separately?"

"Hey—why? Don't you want to clean up the snack bar?"

... Well, for the sake of eating, I immediately compromised.

We ate like this until about four o’clock in the afternoon, and we hurried back to the agreed place with Kanda. After a few minutes, Allen and Li Nali also came over with their bags.

... I looked around and found that I was the only one with nothing in my hands.

This seems a bit too unreasonable, I paused, and just secretly wanted to pull a bag from the handle of the rabbi's hammer without anyone noticing it, and held it in my hand for a show.But I didn't want to stretch out my hand, the rabbi thought I wanted to hold hands, and immediately stopped my hand in the middle with understanding, and clasped my fingers together.

I:"……"

"Wait, Sisi, your clothes...?" Allencha looked over at this moment, and was taken aback when he saw the clothes on me.

"Ah," he reacted in a second, "did the rabbi buy it?"

"No, can this be seen at a glance?"

"When I think about it, how could your hopeless aesthetics come back to life?"

I:"……?"

What about my aesthetics!what!up!It's just that everyone's taste is different, and you can't tell the good from the bad, you know!

However, before I had a good talk with Yalenko, Kanda on the side urged me with a straight face: "Let's go."

He looked in a bad mood, and for some reason, his hair was loose.

"Huh?" The rabbi immediately asked, "Yu, where's your headband?"

"You said don't call me by my name," Kanda stared at us impatiently, then turned his head and walked away, but after walking a few steps, he stopped abruptly, turned around and asked us viciously and quite embarrassingly, " You... who have something to tie your hair."

Li Nali's short hair has just grown a bit, and she is wearing short twin ponytails at the moment, but due to some of Komuyi's hobbies, there are two conspicuous pink bows on each of her hair ties.

This is definitely not possible, and I have long since stopped wearing my hair for the sake of beauty. Kanda glanced around and found that no one had a hair tie to lend him except Link.

So our eyes immediately focused on Link.

Link: "..."

Link immediately took a step back with a stern face: "I don't have anything extra."

It seems that he is quite resistant to letting go of his braids...

So the air pressure around Kanda, who can only dishevel his hair, is even lower.

Since the afternoon, dark clouds and mists had gathered, and we were worried that it would rain soon, so we unanimously decided to forget about Komuyi’s advice, and we must sit on the rabbi’s hammer when we go back.

However, the rabbi here just took out the neatly folded and shrunk big flower cushion out of his bulging pocket, and before I wrapped it on the hammer handle under my horrified gaze, there was a drunken young man People carrying wine bottles passed us at the entrance of the town.

At first, none of us took it to heart, until suddenly a drunken voice came from behind: "Beauty, beauty?"

Seeing him walking over with a smile on his face, the rabbi immediately carried the big flowered cushion to protect me in front of me, and Allen also stretched out his arms to block Li Nali behind him.

But he didn't want the drunk man to act like he didn't see it, and staggered straight past the two people who were particularly sentimental and vigilant, and went straight to the bewildered Link.

"Blonde, blond beauty?" The drunk couldn't stand still, but he still stretched out his hand to touch Link's face, "Beauty, what's your name?"

The rabbi immediately gave a "wow--" and Allen paused for a while, and then "噫--" not to be outdone.

Link's face was blank, just being pinched like this, and he even forgot to react.However, before he could recover from his bewilderment, the drunk man swayed, and from the corner of his eye, he suddenly caught sight of Kanda not far away who was looking for something in the package with his head down. I stared a little wider.

"This... this is more beautiful!"

He hurriedly ran over, and was about to touch Kanda's face.

"Beauty, what are you looking for, beauty? I, I will help you..."

Kanda didn't react a bit at first, he only tilted his head reflexively, and hid away, and after waiting for a few seconds, he came back to his senses, a blue vein popped out of his forehead, he paused, and pulled the corner of his mouth Extremely anti-smile, every word.

"Do you have the guts to say it again?"

The author has something to say:

Ceci: "Mom, I see the devil's smile."

So in people's eyes, Sisi and Li Nali are just side dishes, and only the tall and glamorous type like Kanda can be called a great beauty.

Sisi (peeking at the big flowered cushion in the hands of the rabbi): ...I don't know why, but I always feel like I have escaped a catastrophe.

In other words, I suddenly found that this chapter of mine seems to be pure sugar, and there is no knife residue in the whole article (is it the first time?)

In fact, I always feel sorry for her, so I want to prolong the daily life between her and the rabbi as much as possible, but don’t worry, it’s really fast, after about three chapters, I will go to listen to the story, and I will respond when I come back after listening to the story The scene between Kanda and Alma (but only when the time comes, their story will not be written in detail, because Sisi was elsewhere at the time)

But don't expect too much abuse... because with my virtue, I feel that some sand sculptures will always be mixed in... Maybe it's not enough qaq

By the way, if there is a cute person who can't climb the wall, I will post the picture on Hoshino Musume's ins to Wei|Neck, just search for the pseudonym, the first one is, you can go and have a look, pooh——

Then Jinjiang cleared all the bookmarks a few days ago, it seems that I accidentally hurt the cute one who reads the text with wap, I don’t know if your collection is still there (wait, if it’s not there, it seems that I can’t see this sentence... …

And then don’t forget my comment qaq, I won’t get HP, and I won’t get SP, if I don’t make it up, I will be paralyzed (at the same time, manually control the Sisi ball you ordered before to make her cry, unless You kicked her out the door