[Exorcist Boy] The whole world thinks I'm a cannon fodder

——I'm envious, you don't have long legs, so you can't go there by yourself?

Although the wording may not be accurate, but based on my understanding of Master, if he was here... [-]% would say so ↑

So I, a good apprentice who has always obeyed my master, really passed by with my arms and sleeves rolled up.

In fact, I am well-known as a teacher. Listen to what the rabbi is consoling——

"Alian and the others will be fine, don't think so much, the most urgent thing is to have a good sleep first."

"Don't worry, you really haven't dragged us down, just sleep for a while and everything will be fine."

"Well, I want to see Allen and the others sooner so I can get better sooner, so go to sleep."

No, you didn't get the idea of ​​consolation at all, did you?

And the most important thing shouldn't be, crying...can't you go to sleep directly?

The reason why I can remember it so clearly is thanks to Baba. During the period when the master just carried Allen back to the church, Baba chanted at his bedside tirelessly eighty times a day.

What did he say then?

By the way—"Don't cry anymore, Allen, you will become a fool if you sleep like this! You will run naked on the street with dull eyes, unkempt hair, drooling face!"

So in order to prevent our well-behaved Li Nali from going down this road of no return, I resolutely squeezed the rabbi away and began to provide professional psychological counseling to her.

Li Nali was soon persuaded by me to stop blaming herself, she even moved to the back of the bed with lingering fear, and discussed with me tactfully: "Well, Sisi, I may need to take a break... "

look!The effect is super significant, isn't it!

She even offered to go to bed by herself!

I was very satisfied with the result, and I didn't forget to tuck her in the quilt before I retired.

"It's okay, just listen to me, and sleep with confidence. If there is any unexpected situation in the middle of the night, call me, just call me, you're welcome, I promise that as soon as you see my face, you will immediately stop sleeping or anything serious There are no more ideas."

Li Nali: "..."

I don't know if it's my illusion, but I always feel that Li Nali's expression seems to have become vicissitudes all at once.

The rabbi watched the whole process dumbfounded, and after helping Li Nali close the door, he gave me a hesitant look and then another look.

I looked at him inexplicably.

"It's nothing, I just feel that in a sense...it's amazing, Sisi."

Cough, if you praise again, your tail will be raised.

But the situation didn't get any better because of this. Li Nali's health deteriorated, and she developed a high fever that night. Several doctors were called in, but they were helpless.

The rabbi had no other choice but to contact the bookman through the church.

At this time, we have basically accepted the fact that the other side is probably two road idiots who got together to get a 1+1>2 bonus, so I don’t know which mountain to wander around and can’t get out.So I discussed it with the rabbi. Anyway, I have to wait for Allen and the others to come back, and I will call the bookman during this time, so that there will be no delay.

Our plan was beautiful, but when the rabbi mentioned it on the phone, he was immediately scolded by the scholar.

"You idiot! Do you think the enemy pretends to be Miss Li Nali just to separate you?"

The old man's voice of hating iron for not making steel was so loud that I could hear it clearly when I was standing on the side.

Shu Weng said that the enemy is probably planning to group us first and then defeat them one by one. As the group with weaker combat effectiveness, we have a high probability of being targeted, and we must leave the city we are in immediately.

...Wait, wait a minute, something seems wrong?

It stands to reason that even if Li Nali's condition is not good and she can't participate in the battle for the time being, our side and Alian and the others should be considered a two-on-two tie. Why is our group weaker?

It can't be because I don't wear a regiment uniform that Shuweng doesn't count me as a combat power, right?

Thinking about it this way, it seems that this possibility is not impossible. After all, just as we cannot recognize a demon in human skin, similarly, if a demon wants to find an exorcist, he can only start with the iconic team uniform.

Of course, as for whether this is the reason, I wisely didn't go into it-how to put it, I always feel that it will hurt my self-esteem, so let's just let it go with the wind!

In order to meet Shuweng as soon as possible, the rabbi abandoned the carriage and directly launched the holy to replace the means of transportation.

The three sat in a row, with the rabbi at the front, Li Nali in the middle, and me at the back.

Very reasonable arrangement.

Although I still really, really, really want to be next to the rabbi, but I can't, I'm still embarrassed to say.

Yes, I was ashamed to put roses on his face time and time again, but it was amazing that I was always embarrassed to say such a trivial request.

—Maybe it’s because I’m naturally shy.

However, sitting on the hammer is fast, but it is not comfortable.

Specifically, today's wind direction is really unpredictable. For example, now, seeing Li Nali swaying, she is about to be crushed by the wind blowing from the front and fall towards me. Yes, that's right, I'm ready with open arms It’s time to bear her weight—but at this moment, the wind suddenly turned in a different direction without warning, blowing me forward, pressing Li Nali to follow suit, and there was a bang. Hit the front rabbi's back.

"Are you all right?" The rabbi paused and turned slightly sideways.

I followed Li Nali and shook my head, paused, tilted my head, and secretly glanced at her hand that was wrapped around the rabbi's waist to maintain balance because of the bump just now.

"Cersi, are you okay?" Li Nali turned pale when she noticed my small movements, "You should hug my waist like this too."

Without even thinking about it, I immediately stretched out my hand obediently: "Okay——"

But with all these hands stretched out, I was keenly aware of a very serious problem.

Wait, there seems to be something wrong, wasn't I just... still jealous?

"...Li Nali, why don't you try leaning back?" This had to start and end, so I withdrew my hand for a second, trying to lure Li Nali to my side, "I swear on the honor of my teacher Kloss Marian , I will definitely, definitely, definitely not let you fall."

Li Nali, who was about to lean back, paused slightly when she heard the second half of the sentence, and then moved back weakly.

"Don't worry, Sisi, I'm fine."

... No, believe me, it does matter, it does matter greatly.

"Don't let go, Ceci, it's too dangerous to do this all of a sudden." I wanted to make another final struggle, but the rabbi took the time to look back, "Sit down, there is a canyon ahead, we are going down."

I stopped immediately, rushed forward obediently, and joined the waist-holding team together.

In short, the rabbi's hammer is convenient, but it also has an obvious shortcoming - it can only go straight and cannot turn.

So if we want to cross the Grand Canyon, which is particularly winding at first glance, we can only choose to walk.

So here comes the question - who will support Li Nali?

Seeing that the rabbi's hand was about to touch Li Nali's shoulder, I suddenly rushed over and squatted in front of Li Nali first: "Come on, Li Nali, I will carry you!"

Before Li Nali said anything, the rabbi said in astonishment: "Wait, Sisi, can you?"

I was full of confidence and slapped my chest: "Very good, very good, just leave it to me with confidence!"

……talent!Strange!

Li Nali is a little bit taller than me, although considering her height, this weight is already quite light, but even so, it is still a real weight of one hundred catties.I grabbed her knees and stood up tremblingly. After a long time of breathing, finally, with the momentum of swallowing mountains and rivers, I bravely moved forward——

Move two steps.

I:"……"

I stopped in place for a few seconds before turning my head calmly: "Lala Rabbi——"

"...So just let me come, you don't need to force yourself like this."

But I... just don't want you to come.

But I can't tell.

In the end, to be fair, the rabbi and I held Li Nali's arms one by one on the left and the other on the right—that's right, just like Squad Leader Liba and his group held up Komyi, who was sleeping soundly.

Li Nali: "..."

Even though Li Nali was so stable now that she closed her eyes and rested her mind all the way, or simply walked while sleeping, she didn't seem to be able to fall down, but for some reason, instead of letting her heart down, she seemed to be getting more and more vicissitudes.

It's a pity that we hadn't gone far in this ultimate posture when there was a scream in front of us.

The rabbi entrusted Li Nali to me and went to check it out. After a while, he brought back a disheveled little girl in a maid outfit with twin ponytails.

Say yes, Mimi.

"What? Want to come with us?"

The rabbi certainly disagreed.

But this little girl couldn't stop her perseverance. She said that she must rush to the next village as soon as possible for her master. She couldn't persuade her, wouldn't listen to her, and couldn't drive her away. followed behind us.

In the end, there was no other way, and the rabbi had no choice but to let go.

"But it can only be the road before leaving the canyon, after that you have to walk by yourself."

"Okay, no problem! Thank you very much!" Mimi jumped towards the rabbi excitedly, "I will definitely use my heart, my nose, and my chest to serve you, Mr. ……Huh?"

At the critical moment, I stood in front of the rabbi in a second, and honorably took over the throw for him.

Mimi soon realized something was wrong, raised her head from my arms, and blinked in confusion.

I opened my arms without changing my face: "Come on, give me a hug."

"What, what Mimi wants to hug is..." Mimi finally came to her senses, and she wanted to push me away when she got out.

"I understand, I know, I understand, you want to hug the three of us at the same time, but the degree of difficulty is too high, so just hug me as a representative." I blocked——

"No, the person Mimi wants to thank is..." She wanted to break out from the opposite direction.

"You really don't have to thank me, it's just a matter of little effort, why are you so polite, kid. Forget it, for the sake of your persistence, let me give you another hug." I blocked again——

"What the hell are you talking about! Sir! Mimi's heart, nose, and breasts want to serve..." She simply called the rabbi this time.

"What? You want to help Li Nali? This is a bit difficult. As you can see, the left and right sides are already full. Besides, you are still so young, even if you add your heart, nose, and chest, The same goes for you, you still can't hold it—how about it, at worst, I'll give you another hug.” I resisted——

Mimi: "..."

I showed a smile that I thought was very kind: "How about it, do you still want to hug?"

Then I heard an unstoppable low laugh coming from behind me.

It was as if a feather flicked lightly against the ear, and it disappeared in an instant.

I paused and turned my head.

But I saw that the rabbi had his back to me, and he was already walking towards Li Nali, who was resting against the rock wall, to carry her luggage.

...It really is an illusion.

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In short, I started my journey to the canyon in dire straits.

Again, this is by no means an exaggeration.

On the one hand, I want to take care of Li Nali in every possible way and not give him a chance to show off before the rabbi, and on the other hand, I have to promptly resolve Mimi's various sneak attacks on the rabbi's body. To be honest, I can persist until now This perseverance is already very amazing.

I'm having a hard time, really.

Why is there no way in this world that can break oneself into eight pieces?

In this way, everyone is busy with their own work, so it's just... well, I'm just thinking about it.

Closer to home, my premonition was right—this Mimi really has plans for the rabbi.

"Oh! It's soaking wet!"

It fell into the river.

"Yeah! I can't go down!"

This is hanging on the cliff.

"Wow-"

This is stumbling on a rock and waiting to fall on the ground.

With all due respect, I think her acting skills are a bit off-putting.

Just a little weird.

No. 14 of Kolos Marian's law of love clearly mentioned: Weak women are often more favored by men.

But this rescue has been saved five, six, seven or eight times, and the rabbi has no obvious affection for her.

Could it be because——she was too proactive?

After all, this child had vowed at the very beginning that he would use this journey as an opportunity to fall in love with the rabbi, get married, have a baby, and form a happy family full of children and grandchildren.

——Listen, is this a human language?

... Well, it is indeed a human speech.

No, I mean, even when I was the thickest-skinned peak period, I didn't dare to make up my mind like this!

Ah...she's flopping again.

As a rival in love, I feel very complicated.

So I hesitated for a moment, walked up to Mimi, and pulled her aside while the rabbi was washing her veil.

Um?Wait, why does she look so scared of me?

"Although as someone who has experienced it, I understand your current mood very, very, very much." I thought about it, didn't take it seriously, and directly taught her the experience of senior seniors, "But you can't do this, even if you can't help it. Can't you be so obvious? A good woman is not so easy to get."

Of course, I will only teach one, and I will keep the rest for myself.

Mimi: "???"

She was so confused as if she really didn't know what I was talking about.

The little girl has a thin skin, so I didn't poke it out empathetically, but patted her on the shoulder emotionally.

"Healthy competition and joint efforts."

But I soon discovered that our competition was meaningless.

The rabbi didn't care about me or Mimi, and all his energy along the way was devoted to the patient.

Li Nali's health is indeed not optimistic. Considering her health, we discussed it and decided to stop and rest for the time being.

This rest will be rested until the sunset is gone, and the bottom of the valley is gradually shrouded in the shadow of dusk.

Gradually the wind picked up, and in the cool evening wind, the night fell silently, the stars twinkled in the gaps in the flowing clouds, and the faint moonlight sprinkled down.

"I don't know what happened to Alian and the others..." Li Nali, who had a high fever, suddenly spoke hoarsely.

The rabbi who was standing next to her and I who was putting on a second windbreaker because I felt cold looked at her at the same time.

"If I hadn't been taken away by the devil, we wouldn't have been separated," she said. The knot in her heart was still unsolved. "It's really...really sad to have caused so much trouble for Ceci and Rabbi." sorry."

"Don't say that, at a time like this, it's better to worry about yourself than others, Li Nali."

"No," Li Nali seemed to be struggling to get up, but fell back because of exhaustion, "If... I really became a drag..."

"All of you," her face was flushed red with a high fever, but her eyes showed a well-thought-out determination, "leave me alone."

A very striking sentence - but that's beside the point.

The point is that as she fell back, her hand landed on the back of the rabbi's hand with a snap.

Then because I couldn't lift it up with any strength, I didn't take it away all the time, just covered it like that.

The two of them didn't take it seriously, but I glanced at their folded hands, paused, and then glanced again, blown by the cool night wind, the string of reason in my brain came to an end. It still didn't hold up, and snapped off.

Let me tell you, I, the big lemon essence walking in the canyon, have managed to hold back for a day, and it seems that no matter how strong I am, I can survive the night, but at that moment just now I decided that I can't bear it anymore!How should I put it, I know now, if I don’t get angry——

You. You are. You really do not know. I am sour.

The author has something to say:

Because there is a cute question, so I will explain here, Li Mei really just treats everyone in the religious group as family members, there is no love between men and women, so don't worry about there will be a relationship between her and the rabbi. Any ambiguous plot (～￣▽￣)～

Another: This chapter is the content of Chapter 44 of the TV version↑

Because the time is too long, I don’t know if you still remember:

Martha - old man, patron of Marshal Koros

Baba - a simple and honest man, Martha's assistant

Mimi - the little girl, Lulubell's maid, the demon who attacked Rabbi and Li Nali

By the way, when you were young, were you scared by adults and you would become demented if you cried to sleep?It's the kind that after waking up, it's drooling and going out streaking or something (.