[Exorcist Boy] The whole world thinks I'm a cannon fodder

The truth is that the one who saved us was Allen.

To be more specific—although it sounds ridiculous—it was indeed Allen... who played a piece of music with the piano in the middle of the room, and the collapsed ark was completely restored to its original state , Even the few of us who had been swallowed clean by the cracks in the dimension were all spit out whole.

The ending is naturally happy for all, but at the same time it also exposed many problems.

For example, after all, this place was the enemy's previous secret base, right?Then why, as the master of the exorcist, would he know such a top-secret room that even the enemy's ultimate boss, the Earl of the Millennium, doesn't know?

Another example is why Allen, who has never touched a piano since he was a child, and knows nothing about music theory, will instantly turn on the pianist when he arrives in this room, and play a piece of music casually, so that the Bund has no atoms left. Town streets all restored to their original state?

For another example, why do other people hear melody, but I hear a female voice singing?Do you still somehow feel familiar with this room that you have never been to before?

Counting the piles and pieces in detail is simply a capital error.

So the three of us, master and apprentice, are really neat and tidy, and there is not a single one left who is innocent...

...Forget it, don't think about it, it's so hot that I can hardly turn my head.

I sat on a chair, forcibly brought my attention back to the present moment, and looked ahead.

——Then I saw my master, whose appearance was very deceptive, but whose actual age was conservatively estimated to be at least 40 years old, was shamelessly dating someone who was more than 20 years younger than me, and most importantly, younger than me. A girl whose biological disciples are all young...one-sided flirting.

...Please quickly give me a pair of eyes that haven't seen this scene.

That's why I said, why did you leave me here alone to suffer this kind of crime...

If I had known it would end like this, no matter how much the rabbi disagreed, I should have followed them to the town to find an exit. Doing anything is better than torturing my eyes here.

"You've become able to express your emotions naturally, Li Nali." Just flirting is not enough, the master doesn't care how much damage his behavior will bring to the eyes of the bystanders, he stands up straight away, with the ultimate With a posture that can show the charm of a mature man, she walked slowly in front of Li Nali, "And——became a beauty."

"That kind of thing..." Li Nali obviously also felt quite uncomfortable because of the old man's sharp eyes, paused for a moment, and calmly changed the subject, "Marshal, you are still as elusive as before, brother he I've been looking for you all this time."

"What, is the sister-in-law cured, that guy?"

Li Nali smiled back and asked without answering, "However, Marshal... when did you enter the ark?"

"Probably when you fought Fatty Fatty in Edo," the master replied indifferently. "It was the best time to use the power of the Coffin of Our Lady to infiltrate the ark."

So you really were at the scene and watched me being abused into that dog-like look!What about this big disciple, if you say you don't care, you really don't care?

"However," the master changed the subject, and suddenly stroked Li Nali's temples through the black leather gloves, "If I had known that there was a beauty like you, I should have appeared earlier."

I:"……"

Going blind Going blind!

I think if it wasn't for his status as a marshal, Li Nali would have kicked him over a long time ago: "No matter how much you praise me, it won't do any good..."

"A man doesn't need benefits when he praises a woman." The master is worthy of being a veteran of lingering in the flowers. He took the words naturally, and gently stroked Li Nali's hair on the sideburns with his fingers. It was an extremely frivolous gesture, but somehow , he made some kind of cherished meaning, and there was a hint of sexy hoarseness in his low-mellow voice, "It's such a pity that the hair is obviously... so beautiful."

Crowley wake up!Be blind and be blind together!

Li Nali seemed to want to avoid it, but something brought back memories halfway, and her eyes softened unconsciously: "Miss Anita... said the same thing to me."

"...Really?" Master was stunned for a moment, then closed his eyes and suppressed all his emotions, "I clearly warned her not to chase her no matter what happened... Good woman, she is just too single-minded Already."

I:"……"

Me: "Well, excuse me, Miss Anita is still alive and well, Master, is your tone of remembering the dead... appropriate?"

Master: "?"

"I didn't make it clear," Li Nali said hurriedly, "In fact, everyone, including Miss Anita, really thought she had been hit by a demon, but luckily it was just a false alarm, thanks to Ceci, yes she……"

etc!Don't mention me!

"—the first to find out that Miss Anita is fine."

... it's over.

"Is that so," the master said while putting down his hand on Li Nali's cheek, and repeated inexplicably, "It was just a false alarm."

What to do, the hairs stood on end in an instant.

Sure enough, the next second, Master turned to me who had been forgotten by him from just now: "Sisi, come out with me."

What should come will always come, and I knew that I couldn't hide, so I had to stand up slowly.

Although Li Nali didn't understand what exactly happened, she didn't ask.After tucking the corner of the blanket for Crowley who was lying on the sofa, he couldn't help but tilted his head and sneezed.

The master paused: "Is it cold, Li Nali?"

Li Nali hesitated for a moment, then nodded: "There are some."

"There just happens to be an idiot who is sweating profusely here." Master glanced over, moved his chin, and motioned for me to take it off. "Is the brain flooded? It's so hot that you don't even know how to take it off?"

Yes...it's a little hot, but what I'm wearing is a rabbi's clothes.

I don't want to give it 1 times in my heart, but as soon as I glanced at Li Nali's chest and back, I instantly realized...such a beauty, it seems that I have to cover it up for her.

So I changed my mind in a second, and at the same time turned to Master seriously: "I think you may need to avoid it, I'm going to excuse you."

Master: "..."

Master didn't even bother to talk to me, just pushed the door open and walked out.

The moment the door closed, I took off two pieces decisively, and then solemnly handed over my team uniform with two holes in the back.

Li Nali didn't understand, so she said, "Sisi? Don't bother, just give me the outer one..."

No, no, this is really not possible.

"Listen to me, his dress is big and stuffy, and it's not comfortable to wear at all." I simply started to help her put the dress on her body, "It's still mine, it's moderately thick, and there are two more clothes on the back." The opening is just right, especially...very airy."

Li Nali: "..."

"Anyway, it's yours now." I quickly put on the rabbi's uniform, and before going out, I still waved my hand, "You can wear whatever you want, don't be polite."

After finishing speaking, I didn't give Li Nali any time to react, and went out to find Master directly.

The master didn't go far. He was leaning against the outer wall of the house with an unlit cigarette in his mouth, wondering what he was thinking.Seeing me coming out, I seemed to come back to my senses, and I lowered my head to strike a match.

A few seconds later, under the blue sky, white mist slowly rolled up.

I thought about it, and decided to give him a preemptive strike: "Master, I am so happy to meet you!"

"Are you happy?" Master glanced over casually, completely lost the numbness when he was talking to Li Nali, and mercilessly exposed my lie, "But, from your face, I can't see it at all. come out."

...You are not blind at this time.

I directly added the aria: "Wait, master, you must have presbyopia, right? Even if it's for me and Allen, you must take care of your body?"

Master: "..."

The master had no expression on his face: "Do you think you can get away with fooling around by saying some stupid words that are not nutritious? You are still so naive, you stinky brat."

...isn't this just a try?

"Okay, tell me honestly." Master's gaze fell heavily on me as if it were real. To be precise, it fell on the regimental uniform I was wearing and the headband I used to tie my hair superior.

I took a deep breath calmly and quickly brewed up my emotions.

Master exhaled smoke: "So—"

"Are you serious about that kid from the scholar family?"

"Master, I was wrong! I promise I will never...huh?"

Master looked at me like a mentally retarded person: "Huh?"

I straightened my back without changing my face: "—Of course I'm serious, isn't this already obvious to all?"

"What?" Master raised his eyebrows, "Has it become obvious to all?"

"No, that's just an analogy. Strictly speaking, the only people who know so far are Allen, Komyi, Jonny, Shuweng, Miss Anita, Rhodes, and Tiki—the ones who fought with us before. Those two Noahs—and you, Master."

Master: "Do you think that - there are quite a few people who know about it?"

I wondered: "Is this still a lot?"

Master: "..."

The master changed the subject without expression: "But this time I persisted for a long time, a few months?"

Don't talk like it's the same as last time, okay?And what kind of memory do you have...

I cleared my throat and raised my chin unconsciously: "It's been two full years."

"You're pretty proud."

"—Of course, the reason why I can achieve today's achievements is also due to my great master," I observed the master's expression, and began to flatter, "Thanks to you With the valuable experience taught, I can go step by step to the present..."

Master interrupted me in surprise: "Experience?"

I was taken aback: "That's what you taught me when we met last time."

Master: "...?"

"Have you forgotten? It's the one and one hundred and one rules of love of Culos Marian, which you taught me at the home of your half-blood lover, your friend, facing the sunset."

The master's expression seemed to be very indescribable: "So...you just fooled me at that time - what I taught you, you used it on that red-haired kid?"

I nodded, then shook my head again: "This is only so far, there are still many things that have not been used in time."

"...Then his attitude towards you has really changed?"

Is this implying that I continue to praise him?

"Of course!" I immediately started to perform, "Master, you have practiced hundreds of times and gained valuable experience. How can a mere teenage boy resist?" Come on! In the final analysis, this is the victory of you and my master and apprentice, no, it is wrong, this is entirely due to your master!"

The great hero master was probably pleased by the praise, so he took a puff of cigarette with a complicated face... and then choked himself.

"Master?"

Master didn't seem to want to talk to me very much, he coughed for a long time before he recovered, let out a long breath, and looked over with no expression: "The reason why Anita didn't die is because you used that. "

I was completely engrossed in the last topic, and I didn't have time to react: "..."

Master read the answer directly from my expression: "Only used it once?"

"...It was only used once." I subconsciously concealed the matter of crossing the rabbi's blood in the sea.

"I won't ask about the reason," the master turned around, facing the shining glass window, pretending to comb his long wine-red hair that was not messed up, "but you I have a number in my heart, there will be no next time."

"I promise there will be no next time!" I took advantage of the slope and went down, thought for a while, and said, "Speaking of which, Master, I have always wanted to tell you something."

Master didn't even give me a wink, he waved his hands casually, motioning for me to let go.

In order to save time, I didn’t make any foreshadowing, and went straight to the point: “There was a child who was very accurate in divination, who said—that I would die, and that I was killed by a black hand…. "

Master's hand, which was combing his bangs, paused. Through the reflection of the glass, I saw his wine-red eyes slightly raised. After a while, he slowly put down his hand and looked sideways at me.

I didn't blink an eye, and I didn't miss any change in Master's expression.

His face didn't change, his pupils didn't shrink, and there wasn't even the slightest surprise in his gaze.

Calmly... as if he knew this better than anyone else.

"You know," I heard my voice distort, "you knew I was going to die."

"...Yes, I know." The master took a breath of cigarettes with a very calm expression, "Not only do I know that you will die, I also know that Allen will die too, of course Martha and Baba will die too—but from the appearance and strength Look, I must be the last one, don't worry, Master, I will remember to buy a good coffin for you two little devils."

...What are you doing, the good atmosphere is gone in an instant.

I had no choice but to honestly repeat Meiling's prophecy to Master.

"So you have been troubled all the way because of such a so-called prophecy?" Master almost rolled his eyes.

"That's not true, it's just that occasionally I feel like a fishbone is stuck in my throat, and I can't go up or down."

"Fortunately, you still know that you can't tell the kid Allen."

"Because he will definitely get angry if he knows."

"Then I've said what should be said now, are you happy?" Master didn't look at me, but just looked at a certain point in front of him, "A person will always die, and whether he wants to or not, he will often... die in the When the time is most suitable for you, just accept it honestly, anyway, even if you are alive, you will not be able to make any decent contributions to this world."

"What about dying?" For some reason, I suddenly remembered the prophecy Mei Ling said, "Can I make any contribution when I die?"

"...Thinking too much," Master brushed off the soot casually, regardless of environmental protection, paused, and glanced at me casually, "Are you scared?"

"good……?"

How should I put it, since I heard Meiling's prophecy until now, I don't seem to have been afraid at all.

No, it should be said that since I was a child, I have never felt such a strong feeling of joy, anger, sorrow, joy, worry and fear.

——Until in the dream created by Rhodes, I saw the child whose face could not be seen clearly, and saw the mansion hidden in the gray shadow.

I can't describe the feeling. If I really want to say it, it seems that the original gray and white scene is suddenly splashed with a layer of thick ink, and it seems that the dense fog that has been gathering in front of me for more than ten years has been torn apart quickly, and it has been in chaos and darkness for a long time. In this way, the senses in the middle began to become sharper.

So sharp that it makes people... even a little at a loss.

"By the way, Master," I suppressed the uneasy feeling, and said instead, "I saw a little boy in Rhodes' dream."

"Little boy?" The master didn't move his brows, "Alian?"

"No, it's not Allen," I hesitated, "Although I didn't see what he looked like until the end, but for some reason, I just knew that it wasn't Allen, it was... I don't know who it was , but Master, do you think that is really someone I know? Is it before... when I was a child?"

"Dream Noah... It's not impossible to use memories to attack people's hearts."

Master still didn't react too much, he just leaned against the outer wall of the house again, paused, and looked at me calmly.

"After all, even if those memories are lost, who doesn't have a childhood playmate—especially you, the kid who loved playing with mud when you were young."

I:"……"

Why do I love playing with mud!

I planned it well, first the little boy leads out of the mansion, and then the mansion leads out to the song that only I can hear.

But I didn't want to say that just at the beginning, it was interrupted by the group of four who ran from a distance and went out as if they were being chased by some ferocious beast.

When he approached, Allen took several breaths before he could ask with a smile, "Well...Master, Sisi, why did you come out?"

Master pointed at me casually: "She's hot."

I:"……"

Is this the reason!Is this really the reason to pat your own conscience!

When Allen heard this, he turned to me suspiciously.

I was expressionless: "...Yes, I'm hot."

Allen paused for a moment, did not delve into this topic, but quietly pulled me aside, and then asked me in a low voice, as if plotting something under the nose of the enemy: "By the way, where is Li Nali?"

"Inside," I pointed to the house, "what's the matter?"

Allen hesitated for a moment. Although he was talking to me, he kept looking at Master cautiously: "Master...he didn't do anything to Li Nali, did he?"

Ah, this.

I suddenly blinked slightly.

Alian caught this subtle expression change sharply, and his expression instantly turned into accusation: "No way? Did you really make a move?"

"You can't say that," I carefully considered the vocabulary, "From the results, it's barely...half of the calculation, right?"

"...Master, what did he do?"

I first raised my hand, touched my face, then played with the hair hanging on the side of my face with my fingers, and finally closed my eyes, begging for a kiss: "Maybe that's it?"

Allen: "..."

Rabbi: "..."

It took the rabbi a long time to find his voice, and he looked me up and down nervously: "Wait, Sisi, did the marshal treat you..."

"Rabbi, you're overthinking. No matter how hungry Master is, he can't take action against Ceci—but he really has plans for Li Nali. This is a crime, Master!" Allen couldn't help but stare at him.

"Shut up, 16 years old is already considered a mature woman!" Master immediately snapped him back.

"No! It's a crime!"

"And after all, it's not your stupid disciple's fault for leaving such a good woman alone!"

"How can I leave it alone, isn't there still Sisi around? Well, I know that Sisi is unreliable. When Master strikes at a woman, it would be good if she is not around to wave the flag and shout."

You, you, you really let yourself go!He even exposed my background again!

Out of conditioned reflex, I immediately looked at the rabbi aggrieved: "I don't have it! I really don't! Do you believe it..."

"No, no," the rabbi answered quickly, so fast that I had the illusion that he couldn't see my expression, "I believe you."

I haven't had time to display one-tenth of my usual strength: "..."

... No, you are so quick to answer, no, it is you who trust me so much, is it really okay?

The problem is... the problem is I really did that.

The author has something to say:

Sisi (clenching his fists): "It's decided, the black history of the past, absolutely, absolutely, absolutely—absolutely can't be known by the rabbi."

Allen: "Why does it feel like Ceci is like a sweet pastry in your eyes, and everyone wants to take a bite?"

Rabbi: "..."

Rabbi (turning his head and whispering): "Ben, it should be..."

By the way, have you seen anything from the master-student dialogue (expect

There is also the truth about the one hundred and one rules of Kloss Marian's love. In fact, Kloss fooled them casually, and then Sisi automatically and consciously compiled them into order, organized them in a book, and gave them a name.

Ask for a comment, Boboha——

[As usual, can I use your little jiojio to step on the author's favorite duck in the column (～￣▽￣～)】