[Exorcist Boy] The whole world thinks I'm a cannon fodder

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The tea bowl fell to the thick carpet with a dull sound.It was broken but not broken, it was just the tea spilled during the rolling, which wet Miss Anita's skirt and the carpet at her feet, but she didn't seem to notice it, she just stared at me in astonishment, her lips He closed it reflexively.

She looked taken aback.

I was even more taken aback!

You know, since I was a child, I have said this to at least dozens of women from different countries, different identities, and even different age groups. This is the first time I have encountered such a big reaction—and not yet Glad for that kind of reaction!As far as the current expression on her face is concerned, no matter how forcibly distorted it is, it cannot be called love and admiration.

Wait, did I finally meet a woman in my lifetime—a woman who was willing to slap Master's slaps?

I support it!I definitely support with both hands and feet!

It's the dumping time... I mean, this kind of memorable moment, if you can, please allow me to be there, swear to God I will only watch it for myself, and promise not to publicize it--huh?Allen, what do you see me doing?

"Miss Anita, don't listen to her nonsense," Allen gave me a helpless look, "Sisi, like me, is just a disciple of Master."

No, it is still possible to be an illegitimate daughter!

Well, under Allen's kind gaze, I honestly held back my words.

"Master Exorcist laughed." Miss Anita lowered her eyes slightly, and glanced at Miss Maheja who was cleaning up the mess. When she turned to our side, she had resumed her previous dignified demeanor, "Just now Surprised, a little out of control."

"It's okay, please don't take it to heart, it's just..." Li Nali hesitated, "We didn't seem to mention the relationship between the Marshal and Sisi just now... Has Miss Anita met Sisi before?"

"Or, did you hear about it from the marshal?" The rabbi suggested another possibility.

Miss Anita shook her head: "I just saw a photo of Lord Sisi by accident."

"Photo?" This time I was stunned, paused, and pointed to myself, "Mine?"

Allen was also a little surprised: "Cersi's?"

"Allen, Sisi," Crowley blinked inexplicably, "you look...why are you so surprised?"

"Well, you may not know that, in fact, Sisi has a very serious camera phobia since he was a child. It stands to reason that he shouldn't keep photos..." Allen said, turning to Miss Anita, "Ah Miss Nita, are you sure that the person in the photo is Sisi?"

"At least I can't see any difference right now—is Master Sisi not impressed? I remember that it was a group photo, and there seemed to be a man with dark blue hair on it."

Wait, you mean, that's not a sneak shot, but a group photo?

No, growing up so big, why didn't I know that I had taken photos with men other than Master and Allen?No, the problem is, even if it's Master and Allen, I haven't taken a photo with them?

"Blue hair? Could it be You? Miss Anita, is that person you're talking about wearing a single ponytail like this?" The rabbi gestured behind his head.

...Although I really can't answer it, but no matter how you think about it, you should directly ask me, the "client", right!Also, your question itself is flawed. No matter how you say it, it is impossible for me to take pictures with Kanda. We are not familiar with each other. Am I crazy or has he collapsed?

"If I remember correctly," Miss Anita really shook her head, "that man's hair should be tied very low, and he looks... seems to be a very gentle type. Even an adult feels a bit similar."

"like me?"

"Well, then it can't be You."

Allen suddenly thought of something: "By the way, what did Master say?"

"Lord Kuros didn't say anything," Miss Anita looked at me again, "but I always thought it was a friend of his age, that's why I was so surprised when I saw Lord Ceci."

"Wait, we are friends with Marshal Kulos, and they look exactly like Sisi," the rabbi had a flash of inspiration. "It doesn't have to be Sisi himself, right? Maybe it's my mother?"

"...Yes, there is still such a possibility," Allen paused, "The man with dark blue hair in the photo is most likely..."

"—it's most likely my father."

I took the words reflexively, but I didn't want to say anything, and I was stunned.

How should I put it, the truth that I have been searching for for many years suddenly surfaced so smoothly, it really makes people... not used to it.

But that's not the point, the point is - am I really not the master's illegitimate daughter?

No, this time I absolutely have to ask the master carefully, and I can't be fooled anymore... Even if the condemned person slaps his head.

"After talking for a long time," I looked around, "Where is my master?"

As soon as I finished speaking, a sudden silence suddenly enveloped the entire room.

Miss Anita's fingers hanging by her side moved unconsciously, and her eyes dimmed visibly.

The rabbi and I looked at each other, and said with an ominous premonition: "No way, could it be that Marshal Kulos sensed our coming in advance and ran away again?"

Allen seemed a little embarrassed to say: "It's okay if this is the case..."

"That's it," finally Li Nali bit her lips and took the words, "We came a step too late, as early as ten days ago, Marshal Kuros had already sailed to Japan, but...but just now The day before yesterday, news came from the sea that the marshal's ship had been attacked by a large number of demons and had sunk. When the rescue ship arrived there, they only saw countless wreckage and a sea of ​​poison. Marshal Kulos has long since disappeared, and his whereabouts... are still unknown."

"If you want to say that, it seems a little difficult to handle." I heard this, and turned to Allen with a heavy face. "You said that the ship has sunk, how can Master go to Japan? You can't swim the whole way, right?" ? Huh? I...did I say something wrong?"

"Lord Sisi, like Lord Allen, thinks that Lord Kulos is still alive, right?" Miss Anita's ashen-like eyes suddenly lit up a little, as if a drowning man had caught the last driftwood, longing for me Can give her an affirmative answer.

"Isn't that for sure?" I looked at her strangely, "Isn't there an old saying in your China that describes this kind of thing? How do you say it... By the way, good people don't live long, but evil people..."

Allen covered my mouth and explained with a dry smile: "What Ceci means is that our master is not killed so easily, so—so please rest assured, Miss Anita."

·

"What are you thinking about?"

I recovered from my mixed thoughts, and when I looked sideways, I found that the rabbi had walked beside me at some point.

Speaking of which, it was a rowdy night.

You said how can Master be so troublesome? Isn't it good to stay here honestly?There are cigarettes, wine, and beauties, and there are no debt collectors—besides, even if there are debt collectors, his lover can be seen as a powerful character, and he must be able to settle him with a finger—so why on earth is he If you can't think about it so hard, why don't you go to Japan?

As a result, we could only go out to sea by boat.

Then there was a series of arm wrestling with the captain of the ship who looked down on Allen and thought he was too thin, and after winning the arm wrestling with the higher-ranking Miss Maheja, the devil suddenly attacked, and everyone showed their weapons while protecting the crew. The enemy fights—in short, when everything is over, it is already the dawn of the next day.

The only good news is that after this battle, all the crew members, including the boss of the ship, have changed their attitude towards Allen a lot. At this moment, they surrounded him and patted him one after another.

"I can't see it, boy, you are so powerful! But this appearance is too slender, eat more when you go back! Muscle is the capital of a man!"

Allen: "..."

Against the backdrop of a group of strong men with big arms and round waists, Allen, who was particularly slender, could only laugh dryly.

The night changed from thick to light, and the eastern sky spread a thin dark purple color silently.There are still a few scattered lanterns hanging on the eaves of the street that have not been extinguished, shining dimly with warm light in the cold white morning fog that has not completely dissipated.

It was still early, and the crew had to make some preparations for the voyage, so Ms. Anita suggested that we go back to have some food and take a rest.

And because I was too engrossed in thinking about things, I fell behind without knowing it, but I didn't expect to be spotted by the sharp-eyed Rabbi.

"Are you worried about Marshal Kulos?"

Rabbi paused, pretending to be relaxed to comfort me.

"Don't worry, you and Allen should be the most aware, the marshal is so powerful, he will definitely not have an accident so easily."

"I know that," I took it for granted, "It is impossible for an accident to happen. As for Master's appearance, he looks like the type of "even if everyone is exhausted, they will live sinfully to the end."

"...It doesn't seem like a compliment at all."

I silently looked at Rabbi for two seconds, and swore: "Your illusion."

"Okay, back to the topic," the rabbi leaned his arms on his pillow, turned his eyes back to the front, and said in an almost certain tone, "Actually, you really care about what Miss Anita said before?"

"...I don't know what to say," I whispered, "After all, I really haven't seen the photo she mentioned once."

"Judging from Allen's reaction, he probably hasn't seen it either... So, it's very likely that Marshal Kulos deliberately kept you from seeing it," the rabbi guessed, "Maybe there is something hidden in it?"

"Can there be any hidden secrets? Are you afraid that I will find my biological parents behind his back? But then again, I actually have parents."

"What are you thinking!" The rabbi turned to me dumbfounded, "Of course everyone has parents."

"What I mean is... I really thought I was the illegitimate daughter of Master." I lowered my head and stepped listlessly on one stone brick after another. I have treated Master as my father for almost ten years, but in the end I found out that he really didn't lie...it's really not my father."

"Wait a minute, is it my illusion? Why do I always feel that the key point of this sentence is—Marshal Kuros didn't lie?"

"It seems that there is nothing wrong with your understanding. Anyway... Anyway, I am very shocked right now."

Yep, super devastated, so badly in need of a loving hug or something.

Companion love is fine too.

But I waited for a long time, and the rabbi didn't receive any hints from my words.

"Don't be like this," he said as if he was determined, and he only pursued verbal explanations, "Although the possibility that the woman who looks like Sisi is her mother is indeed very high, the other person in the photo is not It must be my father, or it may be a friend or something... But only Marshal Kulos knows the truth, so when we meet this time, Sisi should go ask him directly."

You are so naive, don’t you think that my teacher Kloss Marian is the kind of person who will answer you honestly if you ask him anything?

"—Rabbi? Sisi? When did you fall so far behind?"

However, before I gave the rabbi a good science introduction, Crowley discovered the situation behind, and Allen waved to us: "You two are walking too slowly!"

"Come on—"

The rabbi responded with a smile, then walked up behind me, grabbed my shoulders and began to push me forward.

"Well, don't think so much! The most urgent thing is to go back and get a good night's sleep. As for other things, it's not too late to think about it after seeing Marshal Kuros."

Up to this moment, the sun has already exposed most of its head, the crescendo of dawn breaks through the mist in the morning, and the red glow breaks, as if burning the eastern sky.

The pale golden morning light fell down, warming my whole body, but for some reason, I suddenly thought of the deep cold rainy night before.

At that time, he was also standing behind Allen and Li Nali like this, trying to push them downstairs, but after meeting my sight, for some reason, he suddenly withdrew his hand to push Li Nali.

·

We said we would go back and have a good sleep, but we didn’t sleep for long. We arrived at the port again around ten o’clock in the morning.

Li Nali and I were fine, Shuweng, as an old man who had shrunk to 1.4 meters, escaped for a while, but Yalian and the others were not so lucky. They were directly arrested and carried the container After going up and down dozens of times, I was sweating profusely after a while.

"Huh—it's really a ship that can call people!" After a long time, the rabbi had time to sit on the ground leaning against the bulkhead.

"Just, that's right." Crowley on the side was also so hot that he pulled his neckline.

"Wouldn't it be great if the ship could set sail earlier?" The bookman rolled up his sleeves and looked at the rabbi calmly. "In the end, it's because you don't have enough exercise."

"Smelly old man, you didn't move anything yourself, and you still made sarcastic remarks, it's really heavy!"

When the rabbi retorted, I just walked up to him with a handkerchief, and saw that sweat was dripping down the side of his face, soaking his headband and sideburns, so I subconsciously leaned over and wiped it off for him.

"Ah, there's this side, and this side too." The rabbi immediately turned his face away, signaling me not to neglect the other side.

I was just about to wipe it off, when I suddenly turned my head to the side as if feeling it, and sure enough, I saw that everyone except the two of us had been petrified on the spot.

Rabbi: "What's the matter with you? Why is this expression—— 噫! I, I, I forgot, I'm sorry!"

I'm fine."

Look, I just said that being together day and night is the scariest thing in the world, right?

"It seems that in the past few months, this kid really troubled Miss Sisi a lot." The bookman snorted.

"Is there any way!" The rabbi retorted in a low voice unconvinced, "After becoming a child, there are really many things that are super inconvenient."

"However," Crowley smiled honestly, and sighed, "I feel that Sisi treats the rabbi better than everyone else."

An honest man's casual sentence hit the bull's-eye.

Rabbi froze, Allen paused, and I froze.

Shuweng narrowed his eyes slightly.

not good!Allen and I glanced at each other quickly.

Allen: "Hahahahaha what are you talking about, Crowley? You just don't know enough about Cersei!"

Me: "Hahahahaha yes, yes, you just don't know me well enough!"

To prove what I said, I super-quickly dug out a stack of colorful handkerchiefs from my luggage while I was talking.

"Facts have proved that I have no other advantages as a person, that is, I am very fair in doing things, absolutely, right, and will not favor one another." I said, split the handkerchief into two, and photographed Allen and Crowley respectively. In his hand, "Come on, don't be polite, use it boldly, it's not enough for me."

To be honest, if Shuweng's pair of panda eyes are not too oppressive, I would like to share with him.

Rabbi: "..."

The rabbi looked at the thick stack of handkerchiefs in the hands of Allen and the others, and then at his empty palm: "Wait, there seems to be something wrong - I am the one who has been treated unfairly!"

"—What are you talking about?"

Li Nali, who was asked by Miss Anita to help, just came over at this time.

"We're breaking up," Candide Crowley asked her after a pause, "Does Li Nali want it too?"

"Huh? I don't need it yet, but why... wait, Allen, what's wrong with your hand?"

Under Li Nali's reminder, Allen's almost collapsed arm was exposed in front of our eyes.

"Ah, this——this isn't a wound...how should I say it? I've been fighting demons a little too often recently. If I use it too much, my weapon will definitely get tired..."

"I've never heard that holiness can cause fatigue," the rabbi pointedly pointed at him, "Allen, aren't you talking nonsense?"

"Well, maybe it's because I'm a parasitic?" Allen scratched his cheeks guiltily, and his eyes began to shift sideways unconsciously. As soon as the light came on, there was a trick to bring trouble to the east, "If you don't believe me, you can ask Sisi!"

...No, wait for me!

However, the rabbi really turned his head and asked me suspiciously: "Is this really the case?"

Of course not!

I:"……"

My face was inscrutable: "Yes, speaking of this, it is the special feature of the parasitic type. If you use it too much... you will feel tired."

"But, then why does Xiao Ke..."

"Crowley's days as an exorcist are still short, and I know, he must not have as much experience as me and Sisi," Allen said, and laughed twice, "Haha, haha."

But no matter how much he quibbled, no matter how many times he said that he didn't know how to cherish his body, he still angered Li Nali, who had always regarded him as a family member.

Seeing her lowering her eyes silently, Allen was startled: "Li, Li Nali?"

The rabbi pointed with his finger: "Ah! Allen, you made Li Nali cry!"

I slowly echoed: "I made you cry!"

Crowley followed: "I made you cry."

Shuweng paused: "I'm crying."

"No, it's not!" Allen was stunned, "Don't be like this, Li Nali, you, don't cry..."

Oh—I see, no wonder he suggested to make me cry before, it turns out that he has a deep understanding of this situation.

It's just that the rabbi's reaction was a bit different from what we thought - you said that Li Nali was crying, why did he still stand aside and watch Allen's jokes as if nothing happened?

In short, it was not until the sailing that Allen was rescued by Miss Anita.

When I came to the stern of the boat, I found that I was holding on to the railing and aiming down the boat, so I walked over.

"Are you okay?" Allen asked.

I knew what he was asking: "No, it's too bad."

"Then why do you still choose this kind of place to stand, do you need me to help you back to the cabin?"

"I need you... say something to divert my attention."

"What are you going to say..." That's what he said, but after Alan thought about it, he really found a topic to discuss with me, "Cersi, tell me, is Master still alive?"

I stared into the sea while enduring my nausea, and criticized him unceremoniously: "I want you to say something, to let you say something meaningful, not to let you say such obvious nonsense."

"...That's right," Allen looked at Tim who was circling above us, and smiled, "I think so too."

I followed his gaze and said, "However, it would be great if Tim was still following Master, at least we could record his miserable state of thumping in the water—heroic appearance, so that we can observe it later."

"I will pass it on to the master exactly."

"...Ah! Not good! My calf is cramped!"

"So why do you have to stand outside! Don't say anything, I'll help you into the cabin now."

"No, Master has specially taught us that the more we get to this kind of time, the more we can't give up," I resisted desperately, "I think I...can...persist a little longer..."

However, in the process of resisting, I accidentally glanced at the rabbi who was standing at the bow of the ship chatting with Crowley.

Allen also saw it, hesitated for a moment, and asked me tentatively: "Then I... go and ask the rabbi to help you?"

I:"……"

I resolutely gave up struggling: "What should I do, after you say that, I suddenly seem to be unable to hold on for a second."

Allen: "..."

Allen was so angry and funny, he ignored me, turned around and walked to the bow of the boat.

I grabbed the railing, first glanced at the rabbi on the bow side of the boat with a guilty conscience, and then turned to Allen as if being pulled by something.

Although the back of the white-haired boy was much taller than he remembered, it was as slender as ever, and even looked a little thin from certain angles.

For a moment, I don't know why, I suddenly had an urge to stop him.

It's as if... If you don't hurry up and tell him something, you will never have a chance.

...What kind of weird illusion is this?

However, how should I put it, no wonder the boss of the boat asked him to eat more.

But the problem is that he doesn't eat less, is it because he exercises too much every day?

I didn't take it too seriously. In order to avoid the rabbi seeing through that we were in collusion, I quickly looked away, paused, and pretended to be calm while leaning on the railing, looking at the mountains on the far bank.

—I didn’t call him after all.

The author has something to say:

Sisi: "But I didn't know it at the time, this was the last time I saw him..."

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Allen: "...the premise! The premise! Add a premise, please! Don't say such things that will cause people to misunderstand!"

Ceci: "Oh—this is the last time I see him on this trip."