[Exorcist Boy] The whole world thinks I'm a cannon fodder

to finish.

It's over, it's over, it's over, it's over—

Master has specifically told me not to scare the snake away!Don't startle the snake!

I don't even say [-]% in this situation, it's [-]% that you can't hit a straight ball, okay?If you hit it, you will fall short!

But how to remedy this situation?

Would it be useful to call Master a few more times?

"Well, let me ask." Normally, I feel that I should panic a lot now, but for some reason, my heart calmed down strangely. After a pause, I asked him very calmly, "You just now Did you hear what I said?"

The rabbi didn't answer right away.Perhaps to show his composure, he suddenly picked up the knife and fork with his chubby hand without warning, calmly and strangely cut the puffs on the plate into small messy pieces of different sizes, and then Picking up the fork and putting it in his mouth, he asked me indistinctly, "... Sisi? Did you say anything just now?"

Ok……

Brother, you should know that puffs are not eaten this way, right?

It's over, judging by this reaction, it's definitely not running away after hearing it.

I was still thinking about my God, what should I do, but my mouth has already accepted the words very naturally.

"How is it? Am I right? It's super delicious, right?"

"T-really, it's delicious! It's so delicious!"

So what the hell is this plastic conversation ↑

We've been together for so long, how can I not know that you don't like sweet and spicy meat at all?

No, I still have to make up for it.

So I didn't eat the puffs, and I didn't pretend to be stupid. I just turned around and faced the rabbi: "Rabbi, in fact, you...you heard what I just said, right?"

Rabbi: "...Huh?"

Don't shake, don't shake, it's you, what about it?What is the meaning of this look that you can hardly hold the knife and fork?Is what I said so scary?

"About that sentence, after thinking about it, I still feel the need to explain it to you. In fact, what I mean is—Rabbi, you are the first in my heart."

Rabbi: "!!!"

Well this time he really couldn't hold it anymore!The knife and fork fell to the plate with a clang!

There is no way, because the foreshadowing is essential, I can only try my best to make the doubts on my face look particularly sincere.

"Huh? In the rabbi's mind, I'm not the first one?"

"Hey——this, this, haha, what should I say..."

"You can't do this," I immediately turned my face hard, "I ask you, what are we to each other during such a long and boring journey? We are the only living thing that can contact each other for a long time without interruption! Do you understand what the only thing means? Rounding up means that other things must come first, and they must be placed first. So, my child, your current attitude is very improper. Be careful that the guardian quits in a fit of anger. , look at your own small arms and legs, what to do alone."

Rabbi: "... So, so Sisi, do you mean that?"

He secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

He was actually relieved.

He didn't correct my wording like usual, but just let out a sigh of relief!

——So just how much do you dislike me, my friend.

"What else could it mean?" But I continued stubbornly, "Although I have always loved puffs, I reluctantly put them behind you during this trip— - How? Am I interesting enough?"

"Uh-huh."

Although it is hard to tell what he is thinking in his heart, at least he believes it on the surface.

look!He knows how to wear disposable gloves to eat puffs!

I took a few more glances and saw that the rabbi was fine, so I gradually felt relieved, and I also threw myself into the Puff Mountain and began to feast on it.

As soon as I let go of eating, the speed picked up—the rabbi hadn’t even finished eating the fourth one, and most of the hill in front of me had disappeared.

"...Actually, I have always had a question," Rabbi paused, "Every time you parasitic eat so fast, can you taste the food itself?"

"Huh? Do you have any strange misunderstandings about parasitic types? Although it's true that we eat fast, we also chew."

·

Because of our appetite for the moment, we managed to miss today's train, so we could only stay there for one night before leaving.

When we found the hotel, the sunset glow had dissipated, and the sky showed a solemn color in the half-light.The cool evening wind gradually picked up, accompanied by the rustling sound of the leaves, and the thick twilight shrouded it.

I don't know if it was because of the night, but the rabbi became a little silent.

I boiled a pot of hot water, ate some packed puffs with the water, checked the map I bought from the station, and walked around him a few times on purpose, but he still didn't respond.

Lie on the table and concentrate on reading today's newspaper.

...Something is wrong, at the speed at which he reads a large page at ten lines at a time, he has stared at such a small page for more than half an hour and still hasn't turned the page, no matter how he thinks it is wrong!

Wait, isn't he still thinking about what I said earlier?

I quickly recalled it, and after confirming again and again that there were no flaws in my explanation, I breathed a sigh of relief——

Breathe a sigh of relief!

Super guilty, okay?

How should I put it... In fact, I have always tended to think that the rabbi is rather timid in some respects.

For example—Although Allen never believed it, and always said that I beautified my memory, I still insisted—the rabbi really grasped my hand when we met for the first time, and commented on it. "so cute.

But all this changed after I started sending him flowers.

It's okay once or twice, and he will say some jokes frivolously, but once more, his evasive attitude becomes very obvious.

It's not that Allen and I haven't discussed this matter.

My point of view is that the rabbi may be a coward in terms of feelings. The reason why he can easily express his affection all the time is because he knows that the other party will not respond to him, and once the other party responds, he wants to draw him closer. If the distance is too small, he will not dare to face up to his own intentions, and will shrink back directly.

Hmm... What did Allen say at the time?

Thinking about it, Allen looked at me helplessly: "What do you mean by refusing to face up to your own feelings? Ceci, isn't there more—after looking at it a few more times, I realized that I was wrong, but in fact, you are not the type he likes. So the decision to stop the loss in time has been avoiding you-is this possible?"

... no more memories!It's so heartbreaking!

I pondered for a moment, and felt that it was not an option to go on like this, so I simply took the water glass, pulled over the chair, and sat next to the rabbi.

The rabbi woke up from his thoughts in an instant, and looked at me suspiciously.

I took a sip of water gracefully: "Rabbi, let's have a heart-to-heart talk."

Come on, Sister Sisi's nonsense - it's time to open up.

Rabbi: "...huh?"

Me: "I mean, let's chat."

"What's wrong with Sisi?" The rabbi didn't refuse after being surprised, but turned to face me, "What do you want to talk about?"

"It's nothing, it's just that the weather is cold and a bit empty and lonely. I want to discuss with you how to live a person's life to be meaningful—let's start with my master's unknown quirk."

"The eccentricity of Marshal Kulos?" The rabbi blinked face-to-face.

"That's right, let me tell you this secret, except for me, the entire Black Order—no, no one in the whole world knows about it," I deliberately paused, "How is it? Are you very curious? "

"Ah, this..."

"Very well, I know you will be curious. Although I feel a little sorry for Master, but since you are so curious, there is nothing you can do - let me tell you."

Rabbi: "..."

I don't know if it was my illusion, but the corner of Rabbi's mouth seemed to twitch subtly.

I didn't pay attention, I just moved over with the cup in my hand, lowered my voice, and said mysteriously: "Actually, my master...he really likes others to give him flowers."

"Flowers?" the rabbi repeated in surprise.

"That's right, especially red flowers, roses, flame orchids, camellias, poppies and tulips. The redder the better, the brighter and more eye-catching, the more he likes them."

"Does Marshal Kulos like red so much?" The rabbi thought of something and asked hesitantly, "Could it be... related to his hair color?"

It's good to have a conversation with a smart person. He doesn't need to deliberately guide him, he can think of ideas by himself.

"It's because of the color of my hair," I nodded solemnly, "When we were traveling together, as long as Allen Yi was not around, Master would ask me to buy flowers for him with my own money. his hair."

...sounds so perverted.

Forget it, let's be perverted, master is not here anyway.

I paused calmly.

Next, is the most critical place.

"So, you definitely can't imagine," I started to make up in a nostalgic tone, "When I saw you for the first time, I felt so kind."

"Because of the hair color...?" The rabbi suddenly said "ah", pointing at himself in astonishment, "That's why Sisi keeps sending me flowers?"

This person really knows how to focus!

I hurriedly nodded reservedly.

Now that I've finally come to this point, I can completely clear away my all-time suspicion of having something wrong with him!

The first rule of Kuros Marian's love rule: Before you are sure, you must not let the other party see through your details.

Although it may not sound like a good word, but... in short, it is right to listen to Master.

"No wonder... no wonder you mention my hair every time you send flowers," the rabbi murmured softly with a dazed and strange expression, "So it's because of this, I thought..."

Of course not because of this, silly boy.

But I would say that it is because I can't think of a topic at all, so I can only find something to say dryly?I won't!

So anyway, let's just misunderstand it.

"For what?" I asked knowingly.

"No, nothing..."

"Anyway, I've really worked hard on you all this time." I still didn't forget to wrap up and consolidate the effect, "In the end, this is all the aftereffects of growing up with Master when I was young."

"I'm really... more and more curious about who Marshal Kulos is."

"Anyway, I'm sure you won't be disappointed."

"Hey—what aspects?"

My face was full of inscrutable: "All kinds of aspects."

"But what were you thinking about just now, so engrossed?" I gulped down a few sips of water and asked casually.

"Ah, I suddenly thought of that Noah," the rabbi said, "Since we have been safe and sound this way, then she should be staring at Allen or the old man and the others. I don't know what everyone is doing now." That's it."

So I was thinking about this.

It frightened me in vain.

Seeing that I fell silent, the rabbi thought I was worried, so he comforted me and said, "Well, it should be fine! Whether it's Allen and Xiao Ke, or the old panda and Li Nali, it's not so easy to deal with, everyone is very strong La!"

Yeah, the easiest one is sitting right in front of you right now.

I nodded and took this opportunity to ask him, "Rabbi, what kind of person do you think Allen is?"

"Huh? Why did you suddenly think of asking this? Allen's words... Allen, how should I put it, he is just a brat."

"Little devil?"

"Look, although he usually behaves very politely and gentlemanly most of the time, in essence, and in terms of the aesthetics of women, he is a kid who doesn't understand anything at all."

...Actually, the latter is the key point, right?

"And what about Crowley?"

This time the rabbi didn't even think about it, and replied directly: "Xiao Ke is a crybaby, the kind who is very fragile, easily hurt, and very kind—anyway, I don't hate it."

Not only do you not hate him, it feels like you don't even like him in general.

"...Where's Kanda?"

"Excellence is equal!"

"One cut?"

"It's about the hairstyle, the hairstyle," the rabbi gestured in front of the bangs, "as for the personality, it's all kinds of fierce."

As he spoke, he suddenly stretched his face without warning, and spoke in a low voice.

"If you call me by my name again, I'll kill you—how? It's scary, right?"

I nodded in agreement, and after asking a few more people, I rubbed the slightly hot cup noodles unconsciously with my fingertips: "Then what do you think of Li Nali?"

In fact, after laying the groundwork for so much, all I really want to ask is this.

After all, we are the only ones of the opposite sex who are similar in age to the rabbis in the church.

And...and they are so familiar.

"Li Nali... Li Nali's words obviously belong to the kind of very strong girl, who has a strong sense of responsibility." The rabbi paused, "Although I don't know why, she seems to always treat us The companion takes it very seriously, so heavy that it can almost be called unusual—didn’t it be used to distinguish the real from the fake last time... and there is also a lot of crying, but it’s normal, after all, it’s a girl Well."

Let me tell you, I don't even need to count to know that your word count must be several times that of others!

You don't... you really like her, don't you?

I was a little sour right away, I just wanted to take a sip of water and pressed down, when I looked down, the glass was empty.

So I got up, went over to get the jug, and poured myself a few more glasses.

"But Sisi really likes to drink water," the rabbi's voice came from behind, "I didn't seem to have left the water glass and water bag along the way."

This is the first time anyone has noticed this.

I turned around, leaned against the edge of the table, and nodded: "I've been like this since I was a child."

——"Because I'm thirsty..."

A male and female indistinguishable voice suddenly sounded in my head, I paused, as if being drawn by something, and followed that voice.

"Because... I hate thirst the most."

The author has something to say:

After this chapter -

Sisi (sighing): He really doesn't like me...

Rabbi (with mixed feelings): So she doesn't like me...

Since then, this idea has been deeply rooted↑

Ceci: Thank you for the self who never mentioned the word "like" when sending flowers and always praised his hair as red as flowers (.

Allen: "...So one of you dares to say it, and the other dares to believe it. Also, if Ceci's nonsense is allowed to continue, the evaluation of Master in the sect may not be just 'willful and reckless' , 'I'm addicted to alcohol', 'I can't live without a woman', but I just became a 'pervert'."

Kulos: Today is also the day when wind reviews were killed.jpg

It’s time to thank the benefactor for feeding——

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: 1 wind sound;

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: Miyagi Ruoxi 2 bottles;

Holding it up is a [-]-meter sprint!Chirp!