【Notre Dame Cathedral】Salome of the Archdeacon

Everyone had dinner, and a large group of us at Dynasty of Miracles had a meeting together.The brother really thought he was a king, and he had a ridiculous crown made for himself, made of iron, painted with gold paint, and studded with glass beads to pass off gems.I got a big old chair and covered it with the cloth from the broken cloak. It was his throne, and it was placed at a high position, so that he could better look down on his subjects and show his status as a king. The majesty of the emperor.

We have no chairs or tables, so these dwarves, beggars, thieves, shabby men, women and children sit all over the place. My goth approved me and my sister to sit on both sides of the steps under his throne, because we are the so-called "Royal sister".

This is really too silly!But for his face, I sat helplessly on the steps under his stool, and didn't show any disdain for him, but the dust raised up made him cough, I was a little happy, no I couldn't help laughing out loud.Esmeralda was also quite speechless about his fart behavior, and habitually curled her lips to express her dissatisfaction, but she also sat down slowly.

He was grinning triumphantly over our heads, almost looking at people with his gums.Looking around, he saw that everyone looked adoring, men, women, and children were all looking at their king motionlessly, waiting for the king's upcoming profound speech, and he was even more frightened.

I coughed to break his self-appreciation. During the meeting, there was a principle called "let go of the fart", and I hope he can understand this truth.

"We have gone through untold hardships, crossed mountains and seas to come here, and established a miracle dynasty. I am very honored that everyone can trust me and support me as the king who is wise, powerful, and handsome (give him a supercilious look). "Hmph," He cleared his throat, and then said loudly, "In the Miracle Kingdom, everyone is each other's brothers and sisters, regardless of you and me!Regardless of race!Thieves and beggars, men and women alike, are equal to those idiots and incompetent princes and nobles outside, outside the royal courts of Paris, the king's trial, the papal trial, the Bastille's condemned criminals and foreign fugitives, in the kingdom of miracles, All charges are invalid, all are pardoned, and the Miracle Kingdom takes everyone in!Those bullshit Holy See and nobles are all invalid here, fuck them!We will be the freest people! "

"Oh! The king said it well!" "We will be the freest people!" "Fuck the aristocrats, the Holy See!" The applause and cheers on the scene were thunderous, so everyone opened their arms vigorously and applauded loudly. People were whispering to each other, and there was a lot of noise. We also thought he said it too well, and cheered and applauded under his seat. This guy is quite good at talking.

But seeing my "Emperor Brother" shaking his head triumphantly, his two beggars slowly moved up a gallows with a doll in a duke's costume hanging on it, and everyone at the scene gasped in fright. gas. "If those ignorant outsiders and annoying nobles come in, let them try this good thing!" After he finished speaking, he waved his hand, and the two subordinates immediately pulled the switch, and with a snap, the doll was slammed hard. "Hanging" on the gallows, hanging danglingly, the scene began to cheer again: "Hang them!" "Well done, that's how it should be!".

The king laughed twice, pushed the puppet hard, and was very satisfied with the effect of this tool, "For fun, we can also set a rule and give them a way to survive. Unless they are willing to join us as thieves and beggars , can steal money bags and create value for us. Maybe there are women here who are willing to want them, otherwise they will have to hang themselves!"

"This rule is really good!" An ugly middle-aged female beggar shouted happily.

"You are such a disaster, they will probably choose to hang themselves!" A dwarf taunted sharply.

"You mean bastard!" The scene burst into laughter again, the woman ran after the dwarf, and the dwarf nimbly shuttled and jumped in the crowd.Everyone booed and laughed, stretched out their hands to push and slapped, my sister and I were also amused and giggled, booed and threw a few dates out, the woman was so tired that she was so angry that she couldn't catch him and had to give up, full of joy air.

"Okay, don't make trouble for now, it's the luck of those idiots to be chosen by the women here!" Brother tried his best to hold back a smile, "At least they can still breathe with that stupid and rotten head all day long!"

"Okay, in the end I decided to go to the square in front of Notre Dame de Paris to perform in the daytime to attract the attention of the rich people, and then our thief pretended to be a disabled beggar and stole their bulging money bags, and went to the river beach square at night , It’s still the same routine, those people are stupid and have a lot of money, let’s go, don’t be discovered.” My brother then rolled his eyes and said: “God bless! Those nobles should hope that their own brains can be smarter when they pray .”

It was late at night, people chatted and laughed with each other and scattered. They each found a place in the palace and fell asleep on the straw.

My sister and I also walked back to our hut by moonlight and had a good night's sleep.