【Notre Dame Cathedral】Salome of the Archdeacon

After a while of lingering, Claude also felt tired. We both had to do what we should do, and the big things came first.

Claude secretly hid two printed woodcut boards behind my drawing board, and covered them with a gray patched cover, which was originally used by Claude to cover his own experimental equipment, so he lent them to me this time. Claude strapped it to my back for cover, and my shell was a little heavier.He gave me the golden hourglass again, so that I could record the time when each printed matter was finished. I also found with Claude the knives, axes and awls of the workers who repaired the Notre Dame Cathedral next door. With my extraordinary beauty and talent (the pigeon: Just now someone was begging Miss Chai Na to borrow a tool, borrowed a whole set and put it in my belt, and I was still wearing Claude's black robe at this time, like a refined "bastard" church plumber .

I really realized that my life is a lifetime of closing and opening my eyes!In the previous life, I came in a hurry, and shit was also in a hurry. In this life, yesterday I was an "innocent girl", but today I became a "beautiful young woman". No, you are a sand sculpture), I am more energetic, but Claude is too sleepy.

I forced Claude to "calmly" lead the way in front. I dodged the guards of the Holy See from left to right. The goal was to sneak out through the back door that Erwin often slipped out of. However, my big tortoise shell always hit him accidentally. Metal ornaments or marble statue bases, whenever the guards passing by raised their eyebrows and looked back to check for abnormal noises, the captain of the guards walked towards my position step by step, I was quick to think, picked up Claude beside me, and retreated .

Claude was shoved violently by me, and flew out with a "rou". He yelled the name of God in a gaffe, staggered forward and trotted a few steps, and almost died in the arms of the guard. The guard had quick eyesight and quick hands I caught him, he turned his head and raised his head at me with eyes narrowed speechlessly, his lips were drawn long, it could be seen that he was quite speechless.

I shook my head happily, got carried away with pride and ran out accidentally, then quickly retracted my head back, and I was still staring back unwillingly, leaning on the wall, gesturing with two walking fingers, Signaled Claude to get these living ancestors away quickly, so I can get away.

I can't help but secretly smug, I'm so talented-this trick is called "Golden Cicada Escapes its Shell"!Hey hey hey!I leaned against the wall with my mouth open, picking my hands and praising myself for being smart.

"...Uh." The captain saluted Claude as a knight: "Master Vicar, what's the matter with you?"

Claude deliberately angered me and didn't speak, this guy is so stubborn!

This is the rhythm that forces me to use my tricks!

Claude regretted it in the next second, because I held my nose and played the double reed. It is impossible for you to want me to fail the stage. Little Keke, compare yourself to me, you are too tender!

I hid behind the wall with a happy smile, pinched my nose, shook my head with a straight face, and imitated the "perverted" male voice: "It's okay, my lord is just suffering from a sudden illness~"

"I'm fine... Do you think I look sick?" Claude gave me a big white eye in the direction where I was hiding.

"My lord, are you really alright? Your voice is weird." The captain frowned, wondering what the hell the vicar was doing.

I stared up my quick-witted little eyes, slapped the wall directly behind me, and showed some authority: "Huh? My lord is in the period of changing his voice, can't he?!"

"My lord, stop joking, you are 35 years old, and your voice is still changing?" A soldier came over, the little black mole on his face fluttering.

"I didn't...I..." Claude was going to be mad at me, his face was ashen.

"My lord has been stunted since I was a child." I pinched my nose again and looked for reasons.

"...!!!"

Claude is going to beat me to death!The wife said that his husband was stunted, how could he be stunted!I can't satisfy you yet!Which dysplasia?!

Salome whistled and turned her back to the wall to pretend nothing happened. I want to say, that's not the case.

Claude's face was flushed, black, blue and red to be precise, his mind and heart were very complicated, the most fatal blow was that these young men looked at each other with "I understand you" expressions on their faces. Claude said: "Listen to me, Mr. Vicar, we are very sorry about this, no wonder you don't have a woman."

I took the opportunity to sneak out and ran out, and Claude was angrily playing music for me. I forgot that there was a giant pipe organ on the first floor. Every time I took a step, Claude would dub my small steps according to a scale. When he pressed xi, I ran out ahead of the next high-pitched do.

"Hurry up and protect your lord! It seems that a big black bastard ran past just now." The moment I scrambled to the back door, the guards shouted.

"Wait a minute, brother, are you serious? Do you have something to do?" I turned my head and laughed out loud: "I just want to experience the feeling of being fast."

The house leak happened to be raining overnight, and I ran forward with my head down, as if I had hit a mountain of meat? I touched it, a big belly, wider than a mountain, and I touched it, two huge breasts.

What kind of magical creature is this?I slowly raised my head clumsily, and under the baptism of the shocked eyes of Claude and the guards, and the trembling of Erwin's teeth in fear, a huge face came into view.

But first, I had to make sure it was a human face.

I compared a square, and finally compared a great circle to calculate the radius. This face was as big as one square meter in front of my eyes. Roshan could vaguely see that it was a woman. I stayed in front of this Roshan innocently. I only had one Little Tuo.

The woman's face was painted horribly white. Her face was in the shape of a big nest of melons. Her face was huge, but her features were very small. Her plump lips were painted with thick blood-red rouge, like a premature elephant. .

"Mrs. Christine!" Claude yelled, desperately pulling me to his side like a chick.

"Christine! God, Our Lady, Archangel! No! Don't! Help!" Erwin, the head of the Holy See guard, broke down and burst into tears.

"That...little sister, what's your name?" The woman gasped as she spoke, moaning like a cow foaming at the mouth. Her size made her breathing seriously difficult.

"My name is Salome Gorgon." I hurriedly replied, fearing that if she said another word, she would die.

After all, this woman's physical condition is there, I am very understanding, just looking at her so innocently, tilting my head, I am a little confused.

I didn't feel scared. Facing a person who can't see the shape is nothing to be afraid of. I don't know what these elders are afraid of. I belong to the ignorant and fearless. In my eyes, this is just a fat person who needs Poor woman on oxygen.

On the contrary, Claude had a serious face, and the strong Erwin was still crying, like a big brown bear stung by a bee, and none of the guards next to him escaped without knowing when.

In the eyes of Claude and Erwin, the scene is like this: "The little beauty stands in front of Mrs. Christine, like a small deer and a big hippopotamus, she may be swallowed at any time."

"Who are you?" As a curious baby, I had to ask her name.

The fat woman was dying of laughter, I didn't think it was funny: "Hahaha...she doesn't know who I am, she laughed me to death, hehe hiccup~"

"Stop laughing, I thought you were going to die at that second." I hurriedly stopped her, her laugh was creepy and life-threatening.

Christine wanted me in her pocket, which is what she used to do: "Beauty, you care so much about me, why don't you come with me."

"No, I don't love you." I shook my head honestly and hid behind Claude, who was protecting me tightly and covering my face.

"Why? Is it because of my size! You are the same as those men, I hate you to death!" The woman roared, her voice was already rough, and now the entire Notre Dame was about to collapse.

"No." I explained calmly, "I don't know you, so I don't love you. Maybe you will meet someone who loves you in the future."

I took a closer look at Mrs. Christine, hesitant to speak, and hesitant to speak, the little claw picked it up and put it down, holding back very uncomfortable.

"What the hell do you want to ask?!" Christine was going to be driven crazy by me, she thought I was fine with everything, but I was just too irritating.

I hesitated for a long time, and started the topic: "I'm offended, there is one thing, I really want to know."

"What, hurry up!" Christine was impatient.

"How do you usually drink water?" I asked a shocking question.

Claude couldn't hold back his breath and almost laughed out loud. He tried hard to restrain himself, and crossed his hands in a panic.

"Just drink it like this!" Mrs. Christine took a sip from the teacup beside the sedan chair.

"Then how do you eat?" But my nb is broken, I feel that I am really good at asking questions, let me hug my arms first.

Mrs. Christine explained it to me in a serious manner at first, but the more I thought about it, the more wrong it became, what the hell kind of problem is this, stinking girl!

"Open your mouth, put the food in your mouth, and... little beauty, what kind of bullshit are you talking about!"

I asked three times in a row: "Where is your mouth?"

"I'll send her to prison, do you have any opinions? I like good looks, not bad brains! Whose woman is this, and what's wrong with her?" Christine pouted.

"Well, I must know where your mouth is, otherwise I will have a hard time in prison, and I won't be able to eat well or sleep well."

I have to know, she drank water too fast just now, I didn't recognize where her mouth was.

"Take this idiot Lilith away...I want to go home!" Christine pointed at me and yelled at Claude angrily: "It's a devil! It's hard for me to say a word, and she still deceives me So much nonsense... oh... I can't breathe!"

When Mrs. Christine got angry, she crushed the bearers in unspeakable misery. The sedan chair creaked, and we thought the pole was about to break, so she turned around and entered the Gongde Laurel Mansion, where she handed the letter to Cousin Caesar , It can be regarded as donating an official to my beloved baby daughter. She is going to find her daughter He Xi, so she has no time to talk to me for the time being.

"Little Sha... you actually pissed Mrs. Christine away!" Claude was trembling all over, he was very excited, and the finger pointing at Mrs. Christine's back was trembling, I held his hand...

"God! This is a miracle! Ma'am! You are a holy object!" Erwin cheered and wept with joy.

I didn’t think it was a big deal so far. Why did Claude look admiring, and Erwin expressed his gratitude before, and Claude was so excited to show off my "great achievements" everywhere, I was stunned.

But it's rare to be praised so much, so I was still very excited. I waved my hand triumphantly and shook my head: "It's not too hot, it's an exaggeration, just sprinkle water."

"Ma'am, you just said that my lord was born with dysplasia, and now it's all spread! How can you make up for my trauma?" Claude's face turned red with anger.

I smiled hippie: "When I'm pregnant with your child, the rumors will be self-defeating, okay."

"Row."

Just one word, Claude shook his head vigorously with a blushing face.

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