【Notre Dame Cathedral】Salome of the Archdeacon

Miss Lily ran to the balcony before she had time to take a shower when she got home, and stared at the Beggar King and Esmeralda in the square.

"Miss Esmeralda, are you still going to tell me?" The brother folded his arms, buttoned his clothes, and his subordinates were braiding his hair.

"Brother, I have nothing to say." My sister curled her lips stubbornly.

"About you and Captain Phoebes." Brother's brows were rarely raised.

Esmeralda blushed and twitched: "What can I do with him, you are talking nonsense."

The older brother got even angrier: "Forget it, my sister is going to cheat on me now!"

"Brother, love is free." My sister argued hard.

"But you are already married!" My brother was not to be outdone.

"That was arranged by you. I repeat, I don't love Gringoire!"

Seeing who had the louder voice between the two, Gringoire was terrified. He was both heartbroken by Esmeralda and hurt his self-esteem, with a sullen face: "Brother, don't ask, Esme Radha doesn't love me, I've always known...don't ask..."

"I'm sorry, Monsieur Gringoire, I'm going back to freshen up, I have an appointment." The sister glared at him. She thought it was Gringoire who said it, but it was actually John who said it.

"Big Mouth" John was amazed: "This is too catchy..."

"Go back to school!" The beggar king was about to explode, he never expected that a girl in love would be so difficult to manage, and his sister dared to contradict him.

"Yes, Your Majesty." John ran away with a playful smile on his face. Today he really went to school.

I lay on the edge of the barrel and yawned boredly. I didn't know why Claude was running away coyly. Could I still eat him?I'm not a scourge, don't guess what a man is thinking.

"Eat some grapes, sister." I stared at the shy Chai Na, there was a red mark on her face, she was a little nervous, I tried not to look at her face, so as not to offend her, I turned my eyes, He grabbed a bunch of grapes and handed them to her.

"Thank you, ma'am." Chai Na still didn't dare to look at me.

"You are Miss Cina?" I extended my good hand and shook hands with her cordially, preparing to give a familiar introduction to break the dead silence: "Hi, my name is Salome, and I come from Egypt."

"Oh! I'm Chai Na, the water boiler worker. It's an honor to meet you." Chai Na obviously didn't expect that someone would take the initiative to show kindness to her, and the ladies always bullied her.

"Don't be so stiff, dear sister, I know it's embarrassing, but I can't move anymore. Maybe I can try wearing it with my feet." I pointed to myself awkwardly, I used my left hand to put on the hakama, I wanted to wear it myself I had a bust, but I couldn't tie it on, so I split my bare upper body: "Okay, I tried it, it didn't work."

Chai Na was amused, this lady is really interesting, she is so flexible: "Pfft...the flexibility is pretty good, madam, you should be honest and let me wear it for you."

"I can still do this." I pretended to be b again, and lowered my waist with a playful smile.

Seeing this, Chai Na hurried over to help me up: "Oh, you're hurt! God, I saw it! You're such a beast, I've never seen you like this in the bathroom, I mean, every one of them While enjoying the depravity, you are practicing 'acrobatics'."

"I want to ask a question." Chai Na tied my underwear strap carefully, and I pouted and muttered: "Are you tired of seeing nobles naked every day? I mean you can't even have some fun, Not even a snack."

Chai Na seemed to have had enough of these people's anger, and complained to me with a sad face: "Oh! This is really a good question! I've been tired of it for a long time, especially some nuns and nuns, they always find my bad luck and belittle me... ...Phew! It's not easy to make some money."

I lured Chai Na to go out with me: "When I came in just now, I saw those nobles having a party, I want to go out to eat and drink, do you want to go out to play? Hmm~"

"Miss, you are crazy! This is the men's bathroom." Chai Na's eyes widened, and she refused to let me go out.

"I walked with my eyes closed. There are obviously many women in the hot spring bath area outside?" I was curious why all those women crowded here today.

"That's the mistress of the nobles, they're having a party, you can't walk around, you're badly hurt, and for me: 'Number one, I can't go there, my status is that I'm not allowed to go to a lady's party Second, I don’t want to be in the crowd, I don’t want to touch them, I’m a traditional woman; third, I don’t want to lose my job.” I just wanted to open the door to go out, but Chai Na grabbed the back of my neck and pulled me back .

"Do you want to eat dessert outside? I haven't had dessert in a long time, especially the kind of fluffy little cake with so much spicy whipped cream on top... Did you see that strawberry when you came? Winter Fresh strawberries from here!" I went on to "The Temptation of Food," and she, too, was a young girl who must love these.

"Hmm... No! I don't want to! You can't go out!" She nodded and shook her head vigorously.

I was about to run away again: "It's okay! Look at me, how I got the food without leaving a trace. I will not forget you, I will bring back the food and share it with you! I can also save some to be with my brothers and sisters." dinner."

"But, how sure are you of getting those snacks?" Chai Na tried to persuade me to dismiss.

"I'll do my best." I walked to the door.

"...Won't you be found out by others for eating and drinking?" She pulled me back again.

"I'll try my best." I turned my face away again and was about to go out.

"No, you can't go out and play!" She grabbed me back again, it was too hard!She blocked the door.

"Hey!" I shook her and ran out pouted, "Miss Chai Na, please don't tell the archdeacon that I sneaked out to eat."

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Turn left and pass through the golden sandstone promenade to find the hot spring baths for the nobles and ministers, full of the aroma of delicious food!My eyes are blue with hunger, and I haven't smelled so much soft pastry since the Middle Ages.

I ate black bread that was harder than bathroom bricks for 16 years. Thinking about it, it was the first time I saw so many delicacies. I crawled on the ground and didn't look carefully at the plates on the table.

While the waiter carrying the silver plate was not paying attention, I crawled under the long table, touched a chicken leg, and observed the outside. The atmosphere of the "upper class" in the Middle Ages was actually not rigorous at all, and my private life was chaotic, as you would find in the baths. , Men and women mixed together and had fun, eating and drinking, it is not an exaggeration to describe it as a forest of meat in the wine pool, I didn't even look carefully at this chicken leg, I stuffed it into my mouth, the meat is a bit small...

I crawled out, took another chicken leg, put it in my mouth, and looked around.

"Miss, I'm sorry, excuse me..." A male waiter walked up to me, looking very hard to speak.

"Hmm...how (how) oh (what)?" I don't know why, as long as I don't get caught, I can do whatever.

The male waiter looked like he was about to cry: "This is leftovers from the last party, and this party hasn't been served yet..."

This sentence shocked me for a whole year. I looked down at the chicken leg in my hand as if I had been struck by lightning. Sure enough, there was not a little meat left. It was indeed eaten by others. Speaking, I shyly wiped my face and wiped my mouth: "Bah, bah, bah! Oh my god! You should have said it earlier! These people are so annoying! Why are they so extravagant! Eating chicken legs is enough!"

"Miss, do you have an invitation card? Who is your friend?" The waiter made a constipated expression, where did this come from.

I definitely can't say that I was brought in by Claude. This behavior is too embarrassing for him. He closes his eyes and points at someone casually. Anyway, if I point casually, the waiter will not go into it.

"Just... that." I casually pointed at the crowd.

"Which one?" He looked back.

"It's over there." I was about to squat down and drill into the table.

"Which one is it? Is it the cardinal, the military adviser, or the Duke of Comontey?" The waiter insisted on asking.

"That's the one! Uh... let me think about it, which one will do." I pointed again, and while he turned his head, I got under the table, and the wine-red tablecloth on the table just covered me.

"Miss, I don't understand, you can call it either, huh? What about her? Strange..." the male waiter muttered.

"I crawl, I crawl, I crawl and climb." I crawled along a long row of tables, protecting the wound on my hand, and I could climb very fast with one hand. I poked my head under the tablecloth and decided to squat under the table When the food is served, look for it before coming out, and run away after getting the delicious food.

My nose is really sharp, mainly because I have been hungry for too many years and rarely have a full meal, so I am particularly sensitive to the taste of food. The pasta cooked by Claude is the best and most filling meal I have ever eaten.

In less than a while, a row of waiters dressed in Roman bathrobes came, holding silver plates in their arms, and there were countless dining cars. When I opened the lid, the steaming aroma of the food entered me. The moment I saw the whole grilled chicken and the jumbo steak, I had an epiphany: I had to eat this meal, it was a meal I couldn’t live without.

The male waiter had just cut up the hot steak on the dining car and placed it on a plate, and then turned around and put the plate on the table. He was surprised to find that there was nothing on the plate just now.

"It's too small. This piece of meat is not even as big as my toenail. It's called high class." I also distributed some other food quite well, wrapping it in a skirt: "Hey, little cake, bring a few pieces for Chai Na and sister, a big chicken leg for brother and brother-in-law, a small apple for Jiali, this piece of meat To Vanessa..."

The Duke of Comontey put the small plate aside, turned around to look for the meal he had chosen, and disappeared out of thin air: "Damn it!"

I peeked under the table, he was very funny, I wanted to play tricks again, the Duke of Comontey took a plate and I ate another, and then everyone present couldn’t see his hand adding food clearly, the hand was too fast, But I eat faster.

"And dragon fruit (Note: Columbus arrived in Haiti, Latin: Hylocereus unlatus Britt), take a few pieces, it's amazing!" I have to try the medieval dragon fruit, that's all, enough for us to eat.

"What's the matter! God! Damn it!" The Duke of Comontil was dying of exhaustion.

"Master...mother?" Cardinal Balck saw me, and he pointed under the table. I was slow this time, and he almost laughed out loud, but luckily he held back.

"Balk, are you crazy? What happened under the table?" Duke Comontil was out of breath.

"That...it's nothing, father-in-law, it's just a mouse." The cardinal looked around.

"Rats?!" Duke Comontey grinned in distaste, with an expression of disbelief: "Why are there rats in the Turkish bath?"

"There is a mouse!" A person jumped into the water, causing a small wave of panic, and the people behind all jumped down like dumplings and shouted: "Help! Kill it!"

I didn't expect the nobles to be so afraid of rats, and apparently the cardinal didn't expect that he would forget people's fear of the plague for a while.

A lot of bath guards came all of a sudden, don't lift the table if you are afraid!I crawled and fled under the table, and when I ran a little, the table was lifted, what should I do!Think quickly, Salome! .

"Hey~ This is the red heart dragon fruit, here it is!" Before I could say it, I slapped a large piece of dragon fruit on my face, rubbed it around my mouth and nose, and ate the flesh by the way. Chi Hula"'s little face was pulled out from under the table by the guards.

"I caught it, everyone, don't be afraid, it's not a mouse, it's a human..." The guards weren't sure if it was a human, was it a human... right?

"Um... I'm a vampire, I was invited to enter this room." I had to lie without blushing, this was an urgent moment.

"But here is next to the church, so vampires can enter the church?" Duke Comontey couldn't believe it.

"You're right, leave." I turned my face away and left.

"Hey, don't slip away, we haven't seen a real vampire yet! Let's see what a vampire looks like!" I was dragged back by the collar of the Duke Comontey, the cardinal couldn't bear to look straight, he He wanted to tell teacher Claude, but he couldn't find a suitable opportunity yet.

"How old are you! Why are you still so curious? Goodbye." I saw that Duke Comontey's blond hair was gray, and he looked about 50 years old, so don't be a curious baby. I held my injured arm, Struggling to slip away.

"Hey, don't go, you don't care how old I am! I haven't seen a vampire before, can you not be curious?" I'm so fleshy.Is it easy to manipulate, I am a rebellious girl, why can everyone easily push me.

"Oh! Come here again... I, I'm going to eat children! Ouch!" I squeezed dragon juice at them, and they were afraid of getting their clothes dirty, so they stopped coming near me.

"Aww! The demons are gone, Amen!" Duke Comontey stuffed a huge apple into my mouth under the astonished eyes of everyone, and it was stuck between my upper and lower teeth. I opened my mouth desperately to get the apple Take it out, but it seems to be stuck.

I opened my mouth wide, and finally had a little space. There was a "click", I seemed to have opened too much, my jaw was dislocated, the apple was taken off, and my mouth seemed to be unable to close!

I whimpered at them, pointing to my dragon-juice-smeared mouth, my jawbones unhooked.

"Don't come here, I warn you!" In the eyes of others, I look like a "vampire" with a "bloody mouth". At the moment when I showed the cross, they all remembered the faith they had forgotten when they were having fun. , I really scared everyone.

"Yeah~ don't come near me, good job!"

"We have a priest!" Claude was presenting food to his wife. He heard that the Duke of Comontey held a hot spring banquet, so he wanted to help me bring back some food. The silver plate in his hand was very full. This is Suddenly, Comontey yelled: "My lord, the archdeacon, come and save me! The vampire is going to eat people!"

"The vicar...?" It couldn't be Claude, he couldn't be right here, I prayed that God would let Notre Dame have a second vicar, but there wasn't.

"Who dares to play tricks here, this is Notre Dame de Paris! What about vampires..." Claude put down the silver plate, grabbed the cross at his waist, and ran over in a hurry. He recognized me at a glance, the child was full of mouth Dragon juice, the mouth is too big to close.

Claude ran to me, held the top of my head, closed my jaw with a push, and it didn't hurt at all: "God! My child, what the hell are you doing?! How did you run out by yourself? Come here now!"

"Do you still know vampires?" The onlookers were not calm.

"Oh! She is not a vampire, I know her, she is the dancing gypsy witch Salome! I already knew where I saw this bitch!" A minister's mistress next to me recognized me, and they all said yes "Impressed" on the day of the Miracle Play.

"Then you're really smart! It looks like you have good eyes..." I bit my lip, this woman's voice is really loud, I'm afraid that others won't hear my name "Salome".

"She's here to steal food! Look, everyone! There's food wrapped in her skirt!" The woman opened my skirt with her hands, and there were only a few shriveled small cakes and a few pieces of broken dragon fruit inside. I just want to eat enough tonight, and I don't want to waste food, so I took very little. The woman shook the snack in her hand and said viciously: "Gypsy thief!"

"Shut up, ma'am, Miss Salome, she can attend this party, she is mine..." Claude blocked me behind and couldn't help but retort, the more he defended me, the more people around me strangeness.

"Stop it, Claude... my lord, I'm not qualified to come here, I'm ashamed of my behavior, I can't pay for what I ate." I really don't want to mention Claude at this moment Lord's name, I will only embarrass Claude. I don't know how to end it, so I have to resign myself to my fate and walk out from behind Claude: "I'm just very hungry, I'm afraid I won't have dinner tonight... I'm sorry .”

"Son, you don't have dinner? But the archdeacon has already prepared it for you. He specially ordered a lot of delicious food. He said it was for his wife..." Duke Comontey showed a kind smile.

"Sir, I sneaked out." I grabbed my cane, raised one arm, twisted my toes awkwardly, and bit my lip. I am a wife who embarrasses Claude.

"Little girl, come here, you can eat whatever you like, you're welcome." Seeing my strange posture, with bandages on my hands and head, the Duke of Comontey wanted to let me go, he wouldn't embarrass me The bishop's wife will not bully children: "Master Claude, is this the gypsy lover you said? She is a naughty little girl, restless for a moment, you have to take care of her! Child, you have such a man, There is absolutely no need to go out and find something to eat by yourself.”

"But I was stealing food just now, won't you hit me?" I was completely ashamed, I seemed to be the "lower limit" of all noble ladies.

"I don't hit anyone. I once knew a girl who didn't have anything to eat. She was beaten a lot. You remind me of her. . . I mean, you're very sweet when I see you. You look like a . . . Witch, what's the matter?" The Duke of Comonteil frowned, and it was only when I got up the courage to look at his face that he had a pair of familiar golden eyes, hair like golden threads, and brown skin.

"Mr. Duke, how do you look... Xiaosha and you look more and more connected when standing together?" Claude has never compared two people so seriously, just like Lianliankan, the puzzled archdeacon can't believe this The two have nothing to do with each other: "Does Xiaosha also have Kurdish blood?"

"You know, Lord Claude, there are many descendants of the Kurdish people in Egypt, nothing surprising." The Duke of Comontey has Kurdish blood in the Middle East. He has the same blood as his great-grandfather, Saladin the Great. His mother who died early was an Arab noble woman. He is also the crystallization of religious fusion love, so he has golden eyes and brown skin. He didn’t know that Egyptians also have such ?However, Saladin is also a national hero in Egypt, so it is not surprising that the Gypsies have Kurdish ancestry.

"Thank you for not punishing me." I tilted my head and stared at him curiously. The more I looked at him, the more familiar he looked, just like the male version of me.

"My child, I have already said you are welcome. You are like my daughter. She is also at this age. She is more self-willed than you." The Duke of Lance bit his lip and curled the corners of his mouth. Yes, his daughter Patrie Mrs. West Asia can also beat her husband Cardinal to death.

"Father-in-law, Patricia is not capricious, it's terrific!" Balk felt that his psychology had been severely traumatized. He believed that his wife restricted him from finding mistresses, which caused him to suffer from serious "war sequelae".

"Stop it, Balk... I just want to breathe a sigh of relief, don't tell your mother-in-law that I have a reception, or we will all be finished!" Duke Comontey thought of his fierce Madame Medici and Borgia Cousin, I knew that he and his son-in-law were going out to eat, drink and have fun, and there was going to be a big scene, but he finally came to Paris. Got a cold sweat.

"How can I... I'm not stupid, and I'm a little scared." Balk is also in the "teenage" rebellious period, he is like a child who weighs two hundred pounds, the more Patricia doesn't let him out to play, the more he wants to play. Come out, cowardly and brave.

Ladies and gentlemen, even though people died one after another, I still felt ashamed (covering my face): "Sir, thank you very much, if I have the opportunity, I will invite you back for this meal, I don't They will eat and drink for free."

"Okay." Duke Comontey nodded slightly to Claude: "I will definitely go then."

"Don't forget to bring me one when the time comes, master!" The cardinal put his head happily next to me, and was slapped away by Claude: "Don't be shy, mistress, it's normal to eat."

"Come on, eat quickly, or Madam Patricia will get angry again." Claude picked up the plate full of delicious food, sorted them into oily paper bags, and curled his lips helplessly.

"Little Sha, why didn't you tell me you didn't have any money?" Claude sighed deeply, and touched my head. He had already changed into a clean teaching robe, and his expression read "Cub, Ah Dad is very disappointed in you" in big characters, sighing softly to me! "Why don't you let me tell them that we're officially married?"

"Claude, I don't want to embarrass you. I was stealing something to eat just now." My tears rushed the dragon juice one by one, which was funny and scary. Claude held several food bags in one hand and helped me with the other. Wiping tears, his hands were covered with dragon fruit, he rubbed my face beside me as he walked, the serious archdeacon walked in stride, followed by a kid with a face full of dragon fruit.

"I don't feel ashamed. It's shameful to let you starve. I'm just sad. You have to live with me and live this kind of hard life." Claude lowered his eyebrows gently, and pulled off the glue that stuck to me. A dragon fruit seed on the lip.

"Aren't you angry?! Claude, I stole something! I embarrass you..." I was at a loss for words, and my heart was even sadder. He never lost his temper with me once, even if I messed around, I always made a mess. He has a headache, he has a wife but it seems like he has an extra child.

"I'm angry." Claude stopped suddenly.

"What can I do..." I hurriedly pointed my head at him, so as not to imprint a dragon fruit face on him.

"I'm angry at you for not telling me the truth, Xiaosha, you dare not tell me when you have nothing to eat...I'm angry at myself, I didn't think carefully, and I didn't tell you in advance." Claude bent down and said to me wink.

"It's not your fault at all, Claude, I ran out by myself, how would you know." I stared at his face in a daze with tears hanging down my face, the dragon fruit on my face was clearly tear-stained.

"In the future, I will deliver food to you at the river beach square, and you will eat it. I will go as soon as I prepare the food." Claude pursed his lips and smiled, pulling me back.

"No! You are so busy, how can you have time to bring me food every day, Claude, don't worry, my sister and I can earn food money by dancing for a day, it's okay, I already ate enough today, You can not eat at night, or you can eat less, but my wound is open, and I am too greedy, I can't help but want to steal food." I am embarrassed, Claude is so good to me, it seems All the patience I had, I know, he didn't even bring John a meal.

"That's it, I'll bring you food." Claude ignored my thoughts.

"I don't want to say anything like 'It's an embarrassment to you', because I know it will make you sad, and I know that people don't approve of me marrying you, and even being your mistress. Don't be afraid, I firmly believe in your love for me, I was always afraid of discrediting you, but I still did something to embarrass you." I walked to the end of the corridor with him, and I was introspective along the way, but I was controlling Can't hold the skin.

Claude was relieved to know that I was reflecting on my food theft, and knew that I couldn’t change my mischievous character, so he gently persuaded me: "I am not embarrassed at all, Xiaosha, I am sorry for you, what do you want to eat?" You can tell me, I will do it, you can trust me."

"I'm not going to thank you, what are we talking about? Stop saying 'I'm sorry' to each other, I wish I was a vampire." I snapped my fingers and thought about something outrageous.

"Why, my child?" Claude took me to look around in the mirror: "Should I change my hairstyle, I have a few gray hairs."

I honestly analyzed Claude's hairstyle, he is now St Paul's hairstyle, I think it's not bad: "Because I can taste what you really are, after all, I'm so greedy, please don't change your hairstyle, fifteenth century French hairdos are all dorky, and if you change your haircut, you're going to be milking cows at a dairy."

"Pfft... forget it, actually, I'm most afraid of vampires, and I don't want to milk cows." Claude had a picture of the milkman's hairstyle in his mind, and he didn't want to change it.

"But you just stood up bravely." I made faces in front of the mirror.

"That's because I'm a priest, and this is my duty." Claude thinks a little gray hair is pretty good, and other hairstyles are stupid.

I ran to the front of the mirror, looked left and right, pinched my waist and twisted.

"Claude, look, who is this clown? It looks so funny!" I pointed at myself in the mirror and laughed out loud, but I didn't recognize myself.

"It's you, Xiaosha." Claude raised his eyebrows.

"No!" I can't believe I've written to this extent.

"Yes." Claude smiled and nodded in affirmation.

"I never thought I would reach this level." I was in front of so many people just now, OMG, I pulled off my clothes: "Ah~ My breasts are so strange, I should be the first in the world to tattoo my marriage certificate on The person on my chest! My God! My dragon fruit face is so ugly! Is there no one in this world who I care about?"

"Hahahaha..." Claude looked at me and muttered, burst into laughter, and squatted on the ground.

"My lord..." Chai Na heard a burst of wild laughter, and hurriedly opened the bathroom door, seeing me almost frightened to death: "Miss Salome, why is your face full of blood?! God! I'm sorry, God Ah! Your Excellency, please forgive me, I did not prevent the lady from going out!"

"Um, Chai Na, don't be afraid, this is actually not blood, it's dragon juice, look carefully, there are fruit seeds!" I kicked Claude and got into the door.

"I won't blame you, Miss Chai Na, don't worry." Claude was still laughing outside the door, he was very suffocated along the way.

"Qina, it's all my own fault, it has nothing to do with you." I put my head in the sink to wash it, and Claude was playing with my hair again, his laughter shook the water.

"I'm sorry..." Chai Na looked at Claude and me in panic.

"It's not your fault, you stopped me, I didn't listen. This is your cake." I took out the packaged strawberry cake from my pocket.

"Take it, thank you very much, go to work." Claude, can you do it, stop laughing!What a cold image!

"Claude, you wrapped my head like a maid." Because I was too lively and active, this time I was wrapped like a mummy by Claude, and I stared at the mirror in a daze: "My hands don't need to Hang it around your neck, the wound is actually not that big."

"You...Xiaosha, I will change your medicine every day when you come to study." Claude tied a huge bow on my head in a serious manner: "I will tie your hands, just I am afraid that you will fight again, the wounds will be repeated, and the general manager is not good."

"Oh, I won't mess around anymore, untie it, my lord." I couldn't look directly at the image.

"I know you can't do it." Claude nuzzled.

"Yes." I thought so too.

"Why did you admit it so frankly this time?" Claude raised his eyebrows.

"Because I still want to mess around, otherwise life will be boring, are you afraid?" I opened my mouth, Claude's bone is good, and now his face is very flexible.

"What are you afraid of, my lord? Afraid that I can't cure your dislocated jaw?" Claude pinched my jaw, and it stopped dislocated. His medical skills are very good.

"How do you know me so well, my lord?" I squinted my eyes and looked back, just now his jaw was about to dislocate from laughing.

"Because you're my girl." His jaw dropped on the top of my head.

"As long as you don't take the trouble, I will always be yours." I scratched the bandage bow on my head.

"I would." Claude thought the bandage looked good, the legendary aesthetic of a straight man.

"Maybe, one day, I can also help you to bear some." I don't think I will always trouble him, and I am also very smart. Look at this look, full of wisdom.

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Oh my goodness!Scared me to death!

—a priest with a mouth full of laughter.