【Notre Dame Cathedral】Salome of the Archdeacon

The hall of the Miracle Kingdom is still very warm. John came to the Miracle Kingdom non-stop after he publicized the explosive news that "his brother, the deputy bishop, married a gypsy witch" from Notre Dame, and asked the beggar king Croban to vomit his bitterness and let it go. Feelings, a narrative of brotherhood.

Croban is a responsible king.Although he made a fuss all night last night, he married two royal sisters.But as a gypsy who has traveled far and wide, when he woke up from alcohol this morning, he knew that the weather would definitely change recently, so he organized everyone to repair a few holes on the roof with broken straw, and then I ran to the cemetery to collect some dead branches of may trees, and bought a few meat roosters raised by the grave guard at a cheap price.

My brother wanted to buy a hen and go back to Miracle Street to raise eggs, but the hen was so precious that the uncle would not sell it, so my brother and the others had to bring a few roosters back.

The beggars saw their king shedding tears while plucking the chicken, just like the hairy eyes of a plucked chicken. The two girls were raised by Cloban since he was a child, although they are younger sisters. But more like his two daughters.Now that they have their own families, his elder brother is no longer their parent. Thinking about it, I can't help but feel a little moved and reluctant.

Cloban is obviously very satisfied with the two brothers-in-law. The priest of Notre Dame de Paris and his newly adopted younger brother poet are his brothers-in-law. The elder brother thinks that his family embodies the true virtues of equality and fraternity, and that of Emperor Louis X. Old guy, he should be awarded a medal for the perfect family in Ile Sainte-Paris or something.

John ran in with his arms folded, and sat down next to his brother in annoyance, chirping resignedly: "K-Ro-Ban--"

"Brother John, why don't you go to school and come here to chirp." The elder brother scalded the chicken skin with boiling water without raising his head.

"Croban, my heart is broken. I will never love any woman again! I will never eat anything again! All because of my damn priest brother! From now on I'm dropping out of school , hunger strike—about him robbing my woman and cutting off my living expenses!" John complained endlessly.

"Does your brother Claude also go to Love Valley as a prostitute?" Croban instructed the gypsy women to clean the cobwebs in the corner.

"How could it be?! He didn't, he never did that." John was dumbfounded by Croban's question, who didn't know that Claude was a ruthless Pluto-like figure.

The elder brother scratched his head helplessly, and showed a disgusted expression to John: "Then how could he rob your woman?"

"You mean all my women are from Love Valley?" John finally understood, and stared at his brother angrily with blue eyes.

"Otherwise? Whose girl is messing around with you, brother, you can accumulate some virtue, don't harm other good girls." The elder brother shrugged, picked up a water basin full of chicken feathers, and poured it out of the door. After going out, a puff of white hot air rose from the ground.

John had nothing to say, feeling that he was rejected: "King Cloban, you are too much! Am I so lustful? I'm talking about Salome."

"Yo! You little thing is crazy, you like your own sister-in-law?! I was stunned! Give up, Xiaosha loves your brother the most. That little girl is very sloppy, and she admits death. It can’t be done.” Hearing this, my elder brother became interested, and put the basin duang on John’s head, grinning his big white teeth, pinching his nose, and in a strange female voice, raised his orchid fingers, imitating mine. Appearance: "Xiaosha always said to me: 'Brother, there is only one person I really love, and he is Claude, my eternal love.' Listen to this, I warn you, don't hit my little girl My brother will not let others bully my sister."

This reverse performance of the Beggar King once again became an excellent joke in the Miracle Kingdom.

"Then why don't you take care of Esmeralda, she is Phoebe's mistress!" John pulled the basin off his head with great difficulty, and walked unsteadily.

"What! What's going on! Why didn't I know! Xiao Ai, she went to be Phoebus's mistress?! She didn't know if she was married! Poor brother-in-law Gringoire! She didn't know that Phoebus was a fool." Young master? Her sister was almost molested by Phoebes that day, how could she do such a thing! It’s crazy! Crazy!” The elder brother’s face suddenly became serious, and his wild and handsome face also He twisted up, frowned in a rare way, turned around and grabbed John's sweater collar.

"Brother, don't be angry! Oh, I owe you what I said, don't reprimand Esmeralda. Just pretend that these things never happened! Forgive me, I was kicked out of the house by my brother, if Esmeralda Don't hate me anymore, I really have nowhere to go." John looked at Croban's strong arm with veins protruding, clutching his collar and struggling, terrified: "Don't say I said it .”

Cloban suppressed his anger, gradually retracted his hands, and patted John's collar folds: "Then you go back to school quickly! Your brother, Mr. Claude, has always been very kind to you, and you should know how to be grateful to him."

"Who said it wasn't..." John was a little frightened. This group of desperadoes were not friendly to him. They almost robbed him of his money when they were at the door. The benefits of being with my little sister-in-law come: "I regret it a bit. I shouldn't just do things like this and hurt my brother's heart. I actually just like Xiaosha's character very much, maybe I don't love her, but I just think she is Beautiful and fun."

"Come on, you! You can't chew too much! No matter how beautiful my sister is, she can't have anything to do with you now! She is a five-backed and six-six beast who is idle every day! Brother, eat a chicken leg and swim with us later Yong. Apologize to your brother, go back to school, study hard, and stop messing with Phoebe's group of drinking and meat friends! Speaking of this...I have to know that Phoebe..." Brother and John After punching, thinking of my sister Xiao Ai and Phoebe's entanglement gave me a headache.

Angrily, he vowed to beat Phoebes to relieve his hatred, then turned his head and patted John on the shoulder: "Dropping out of school is not so easy, you have to live, live noblely, not live for the sake of living." live."

"I..." John could hear what Croban said, and was very moved: "Well, Croban, you are a good brother, and I respect you."

"I'm not a good big brother. Your brother Claude and my brother-in-law are your good big brother. You should respect him. He treats you well and is your dearest relative." The brother patted John on the back boldly, and John Hong eye sockets.

"Oh! Why are you crying! You are full, and you are still a good man, go home!" My brother tore another big chicken leg for John.

John sobbed and cried, admiring the Beggar King in his heart, and also remembered that his elder brother Claude was not easy, and he had been worrying about him all the time, but how could the gratitude between brothers be so great? Say it easily, "Do we brothers need to say more..."

My brother is warming up with the beggars. John has a big forgetfulness and a big heart. He is quite happy to eat with two big chicken legs. He thinks he should continue to study, but he doesn’t dare to ask Claude for money, but he asks Shale It's okay for Sister-in-law Mei to accommodate, that girl is soft-hearted.

The men, women and children in the Palace of Miracles chatted casually, drank wine and roasted chicken in a leisurely manner.Sure enough, as expected by my brother, there was heavy snow in the clear sky, and they decided to rest and go for a winter swim in the Seine River with floating snow. Although it was cold outside, the Seine River in the snow was a natural bathing place for the poor. The water flow is very cold, but compared to the biting ice and snow, the water temperature can be above zero, making the whole river warm and clean.

The elder brother felt that his smell was really sour. Don't stink to the younger sisters. As an elder brother, you can't lower the status of the younger sisters, so he and the brothers went to the river to take a bath.

To make a digression, the cleanliness of the Seine River is mainly attributed to the emperor.He forbade the people from throwing rubbish or emptying the chamber pots into the Seine, or the palace would be stinking with the filth pushed by the river.More importantly, this is also a lesson brought about by terrible diseases, not to pollute the city's water.However, the sewage treatment system in France in the 15th century was still not perfect, so even though the city of Paris was an imperial city, it still stinks.

The elder brother left a rooster to continue raising. He usually crows to wake everyone up, and he might find a hen someday.Chickens lay eggs, eggs lay chickens, maybe one day the Miracle Kingdom will have a farm like those nobles, so that the gypsies will no longer have to suffer from poverty and steal things!He's still making the wine, which is still sour, and he's been experimenting with things that might make life better for the gypsies.

Mr. Gringoire on the other side was not so good. When he was in the yamen, that annoying playboy Phoebus deliberately embarrassed him, flirting with his wife Esmeralda swaggeringly.Although he was a smooth and gentle person, he still felt that his dignity as a husband had been ruthlessly shattered by Phoebes, so he was inevitably furious.

He mustered up the courage to stop Esmeralda and Captain Phoebes: "Captain, why don't you buy a sonnet, it can help you keep your lover's heart." Melada looked a little more formidable in front of him. When he said "keep the lover's heart", he looked at his sister affectionately, but her sister was unmoved, her beautiful black eyes were still glued to Phoebes, Gringo Wa was sad and angry.

"My dear Ace... Gypsy lover." Phoebus still couldn't remember her sister's name: "You wait here for a moment, I have something to talk to Mr. Gringoire." Saying Phoebus Pretending to be friendly, he dragged Gringoire far away, until he reached a wall where his sister could not hear their conversation.

Suddenly Phoebus showed a terrible mocking look, and mocked Gringoire viciously in a falsely sympathetic tone: "Obviously, I have kept many women's hearts, but you can't keep one."

Phoebes smiled, and whispered viciously: "I advise you to save it, and tomorrow I will get the bitch I want the most. You know who I want."

"Then I advise you to save yourself! Sister Xiaosha is an upright and sober girl. She has already married the person she loves deeply, and she will never fool around with someone like you! The vicar will protect her!" Gringoire also imitated Phoebus's eccentric look and sarcastically returned, and angrily argued: "Besides, I will never allow you to touch my emerald girl! Esmeralda is my beloved wife!"

"Hehe! I don't particularly like this emerald girl anymore. She is stupid and naive. It's too easy! She fell in love with me very casually. It's so boring! I'll give it to you if you want it... It's a pity that I I haven't really succeeded yet, when I have played enough... I will pay you back hahaha! This pair of sisters, as long as the sister is injured, I can make the little snake demon that I can't get die!" Phoebus is vicious and rampant He couldn't stop laughing: "I'm going to have a good time soon! I've played enough with your emeralds, and I'll throw them to you to love slowly..."

"Phoebus! You vile, hell-deserving beast!" Gringoire yelled, grabbing Phoebus's gorgeous military uniform lace collar.

"Hey! Uncivilized, degrading, great poet." Phoebus pushed away the collapsed Gringoire in contempt, patted the neckline, and fiercely imagined that little fairy Salome Looking down, he gritted his teeth at Gringoire proudly: "You should learn from Mr. Vicar, he will soon lose the love of his life forever, and he will lose it to me himself! Then I will be good. I feel sorry for that beautiful elf, Claude's serious and gloomy old guy must not be willing to touch a hair of my little beauty Salome, if he loses the horse race, he must give me this flower to taste , both of you, master and apprentice, must be king｜Bahahahaha."

"I fought with you today, bastard! Insult to my family! I'm going to kill you!" Gringoire was so angry that he burst out with an astonishing force and smashed on the ground with all his brute force. He touched Phoebus's side face, but Phoebus didn't dodge on purpose, and hit his face firmly with his fist. He stepped back a few steps, and his handsome and frivolous face was immediately swollen with a big bump.

"Honey! My Phoebe!" My sister couldn't hear what they said in the distance, and could only see the two men gesticulating as if they were arguing, and after a while, Phoebe was captured by Gran. Gu Wa punched, and she rushed over and threw herself into Phoebes' arms.

"Gringoire! Why did you hit my Phoebus!" My sister caressed Phoebus's swollen face with a broken heart, tears streaming down her cheeks.

"It's okay, my love~ I really didn't know that you were married. Gringoire hit me because I loved you, or because I was too jealous that I could get your love, or because I was jealous of my handsomeness or something... ...Don't feel sorry for me, I don't want the two of you to quarrel because of me, I'm a good person." Phoebus wiped his sister's tears angrily, and boasted that he disgusted Gringoire by the way, feeling extremely complacent.

"Your Phoebus?! I am your husband, am I not?! And he has a fiancee!" Gringoire, the young poet, was truly heartbroken at this moment.

"I don't care! He explained it to me! I explained it to you last night. I got married to save you. We are two fingers, next to each other but not compatible. We are just friends That's all! The person I really love is Captain Phoebus! My heaven is beside him!" My sister was very dissatisfied that Gringoire beat Phoebus.

Poor Gringoire couldn't hold back anymore. He was always sensitive, soft and cowardly, and now he looked desperate and hysterical: "Dear Esmeralda, he can't even remember your name! You know what he just said What unconscionable words! Do you know what dirty intentions he has for your sister?!"

The sister pouted her mouth and interrupted Gringoire's good words roughly: "Enough! I know you are angry, but you will not be my husband! I only love Phoebes - the handsome man who can protect me Knight Phoebes! Even my favorite little sister, Xiaosha, is not qualified to stop me from falling in love with Phoebes, and you have no reason to stop me. I won’t listen to what you say, you can divorce me, anyway, you already No life is in danger, I don't care!"

"But... we were married last night! My brother witnessed it!" Gringoire was almost crying.

"Brother is messing around! I don't love you! It's up to you!" My sister shrank into the arms of Phoebus who was watching the show.

"Girl, do you have to be so ruthless to me?!" Gringoire has never been so sad in his life, even more sad than his failure in the Holy Miracle play.

"It was you who hit my Phoebus first!" My sister completely protected Phoebus. If wishful thinking is a disease, Esmeralda is already terminally ill.

"Forget it, my baby! How can I care about such a small thing, don't be angry, my beauty. Getting angry with a beauty like you makes you grow old, and I will love you to death~" Phoebe felt really boring , it's too easy.

The woman was too devoted to him, which also made him a little scared.Because such a woman is not easy to get rid of, it will be difficult to deal with, but it is quite easy to deal with such a low-status woman indiscriminately, first get her body and then say: "Do you know? I know, you see When your sister Salome got married, I was very envious of the vicar's promise ring... Of course a poor man like M. Gringoire can't afford you! We can't make things difficult for him. Your name is so beautiful, my emerald Girl, I actually ordered the most precious emerald necklace in Paris for you a long time ago, as our token of love."

"Really? Wouldn't that be too expensive... How can I, a humble wandering girl, be worthy of that kind of noble woman's jewelry... Having you is already my luxury~" The elder sister touched Phoebus's face , blushing, how attentive Phoebus was to her, the most expensive emerald, which woman could refuse such a token of love, especially if it was carefully prepared by the man she loves.

"Don't say that, the jewelry is not worthy of your beauty, I really love you, you are so beautiful, I will take you to wear it."

Gringoire did not expect that his lovely wife, Ms. Esmeralda, would happily go shopping with Phoebes without any regard for his face, abandoning her family and Lamb Belle. gone.

Esmeralda snuggled into Phoebe's arms, the two of them were cautious as if they were having an affair, but they were still inseparable. After a while, their lips seemed to be stuck with the paste of the servants, and they sucked. stop.

Now, Miss Salome is dating the archdeacon again, and only the lovely girl Salome can sympathize with his humble brother-in-law-unfortunately, the poor girl is also dangerous, and the main purpose of Phoebes is To start with her!Now there is no one in this place who can sympathize with him.

Thinking of this, Gringoire sighed deeply: "It would be great if my wife could love me a little more... Although beauties are good, they are not as good as the women around me. I love my women. But What am I to Esmeralda?"

Belle put her head under Gringoire's hands, and Gringoire knelt down and looked at Belle's round sheep eyes: "She is really just my passionate friend, just a friend, passionate but ruthless, she is passionate about everyone, But for my husband who is a partner, he said to leave it alone."

"Jiali, you also like sister Xiaosha very much, don't you? Yes, she is a fairy-like girl. She was born to be a lovable child. She is so kind." Jiali nodded earnestly. Langois restored the romantic nature of the poet: "The literary level of the archdeacon is comparable to the great poet Homer in ancient Greece. Miss Salome has a very different view of love to my teacher, the archdeacon Claude. She fell in love with his inner being! She is a seemingly ignorant but infatuated person, and her unique soul is also as unified as the vicar, that is love, that is heaven... the man she fell in love with , must be the happiest man in the world! The two of them are as good as one person! Lucky master, lucky priest...Of course, they are a good match."

"Let's go home and find Brother Cloban, maybe it's time to ask him to save the girls." Belle jumped and followed behind Gringoire.

I put the charcoal stick on my lips, licked it lightly, and moistened the tip of the pen, so that the strokes in the upper shadow would be deeper. I looked at Claude's side face with a small face and listened to his steady breathing. sleepy.

This is already my tenth Claude sketch. The hourglass was turned back and forth by Claude. He was sitting next to me, leaning on the table and carefully instructing the documents of the Holy See. The crisp sound of lightly touching the tip of a quill.

My little hands were full of sweat, and the charcoal pencils stained the palms of my hands.Claude looked at me sipping the charcoal pencil, and liked it very much. He liked the tip of my tongue to wet the pen tip lightly, and then vaguely outline his outline.

"Claude, help me sharpen my pen...the tip is gone." I closed my eyes and barely opened them.

"Xiao Sha, change to another pen, okay?" Claude looked at the papyrus filled with my black handprints, and was satisfied with the outline I had just drafted.

"No, my lord, I want to use it up, my little nib, I can't bear to throw it away." My eyelids became heavier and heavier, and I opened my palm and patted the little nib into Claude's hand, making him The palms of his hands were also rubbed black.

Claude took the little nib left, looked at his palm dumbfounded, and smiled warmly at the girl who was about to fall into a coma. He nimbly held the bronze penknife and sharpened it round and round quickly. Started to write.

"Little friend, you don't always know how to sharpen your pen. What would you do without me..." Claude lowered his head, smiled and whispered, but his shoulders sank, and his wife fell into his arms. Sweet, fluffy blonde hair spread over the priest's shoulders like vines.

I fell asleep, I couldn't draw anymore, and my head slowly fell on Claude's shoulder.Claude pursed his lips helplessly, his gray-blue eyes looked at my face hanging in his arms calmly and gently, the girl's soft, chattering mouth was now tightly attached to the teaching robe on his chest, her lips It was a little darkened by the charcoal brush, and the little girl was afraid of staining his teaching robe, so she hung down her hands and feet.

This is her quiet appearance, which is a different kind of heartbeat for Claude.

Claude didn't dare to move casually, took out the white handkerchief in his arms, and carefully wiped my palms clean for me who fell asleep. He looked at the wipe on my palms and was very sad, so he blew gently for a long time.

He helped me wipe off the charcoal marks on my face, and wiped the girl's lips, but there was a spot of charcoal on the inside of the lips, which was not easy to wipe.Claude nodded slightly, smiled and kissed, but the little friend was sleeping soundly, and his sweet lips were tightly closed. Claude pinched my nose with a smirk.

Asleep and falling asleep, my nose suddenly couldn't breathe, I frowned slightly, opened my lips unconsciously to breathe, Claude took the opportunity to stick his tongue into the girl's mouth, and kissed gently and passionately.

"Claude! What are you doing..." I wiped my lips, stretched a little in his arms, my blond hair was loose, sleepy and dazed.

"You are dreaming, my lovely child, go to sleep." Claude pressed my head down, as if nothing happened.

"Claude, I suffocated in the dream." I was a little afraid that I would sleep to death.

"Then why don't you curl up in my arms, I will protect you, I'm a priest..." Claude hugged me tightly.

"Oh." I scratched my head and curled up obediently in his arms. I was so sleepy that I actually believed this big villain.

Claude whispered in my ear: "I am very distressed, Xiaosha, I really want to pursue you once, but I have never pursued a woman... I will only rob you."

"Then it's fine if I come to pursue you..." I yawned slightly.

He pinched my nose again!And this time I haven't slept yet!I held my breath so hard that I could only open my mouth to breathe.

"This trick is really useful." Claude looked at my wet lips, squinted his eyes and licked the corners of his mouth.

He is very satisfied, I am confused b.

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