【Notre Dame Cathedral】Salome of the Archdeacon

"Then let's wait and see, Salome, you're finished, don't kneel and beg me to save you then." Phoebus took off his white gloves and wiped the handle of his saber.

"..." At this time, I kept my eyes bright and looked into the distance with a peaceful face.

"Cut! Are you scared?" Phoebus raised his eyebrows and looked at me who was emptying everything, and patted me suspiciously: "It's not too late to come with me... Hey! Say something!"

"..." I was still immersed in my own world.

Just when Phoebus was at a loss, I said leisurely: "I don't want to talk to cavemen who haven't fully evolved, we can't communicate."

"What evolution... What are cavemen? I don't understand, what are you talking about..." Phoebus thought I was talking about some gypsy spell to curse him.

"It's okay if you don't understand, I'm praising you." Claude couldn't help laughing when he heard me say that.

"Really? Will you praise me?" Phoebus put his arms around his sister, who also looked confused.

"Of course, it's hard for me to deceive you with your wisdom." I nodded solemnly, and it was the first time that I had such a peaceful yin and yang, and Claude and I retreated tactically.

"That's right, I didn't expect you to admire me, woman, you are nothing special!" Phoebe shook his smooth hair proudly.

"Extreme stupidity really makes people extremely confident." Claude put his hands in his hands, feeling very speechless at Phoebe's mysterious confidence: "This guy is really superficial and arrogant."

"Yes, I admire you very much, and I think it is really a miracle that you can live to this day. If you ask me why I think there is a miracle, I laugh at my sister for being sentimental, but for your lack of wisdom." I choked back a smile and made a sign of the cross on my chest , fell into Claude's chest, and Claude also closed his eyes and smiled, his chest was shaking non-stop: "Xiaosha, you are so mean, just like an old nun! You are better than me!"

Phoebes hugged his sister tightly, glared at me and Claude who were laughing bitterly, and deliberately carried her sister to the auditorium. My sister kept looking back at me, and Phoebus slammed Walking with her in his arms, he forbade my sister to help me close the case. I watched Phoebe rape my sister, angry but helpless, that guy Phoebe knew that my sister was my weakness.

"I really don't know what I am to your sister... I should be the most miserable husband in the world, no one." Gringoire complained to me dejectedly, and Claude patted his hand sympathetically. Shoulder, I have to say, I also think he is too difficult, the new wife only loves other men.Fortunately, he didn't care too much. The cloud of broken love soon dissipated. He didn't have much requirements for women, and currently he prefers to take care of animal friends.

But I quickly understood one thing: "A person cannot talk too much."

This sentence is quite reasonable, just take the diary with a huge heart drawn on the cover, and sit on the chin in the middle ages, sitting in the defense lawyer's seat of the yamen in Paris, France, full of confidence (a group of flustered) Let me tell you with a professional smirk, I can’t say it’s the same as the chick that fell into the eagle’s nest, but it’s exactly the same.

Who would have thought... why there is an old man with a serious face staring at me in the middle!What a strange Yazi!The old man was wearing a satin gray robe inlaid with gold, like an old goat, staring at me with round eyes, and the two clusters of white goatee protruding from his big nose looked like beards of beauties, of course, beauties were much prettier than him.

There is no doubt that the old man is Mr. Fu Yin, and the middle-aged official in short red clothes and a big pointed hat sitting next to him is his master, of course, he can also be called the clerk.

Just now, with the support of the clerk, Mr. Fu Yin sat at the highest position in the center of the government office. It was a long and beautifully carved pear wood interrogation table. On it was a long and expensive mahogany table. One small and two silver chairs are the seats of Fu Yin and Shi Ye.

Two rows of police officers in sapphire uniforms rushed out, standing upright, two guards escorted Quasimodo, who was tied up, Quasimodo whimpered excitedly when he saw me and Claude, look After suffering a lot of grievances, other yamen servants stood guard on both sides of the auditorium to prevent disturbances. People who watched the excitement in the early morning flocked to the auditorium of the yamen, and soon the seats were full.

"Dear Vicar, I am very sorry that such a shameful thing happened to your adopted son. You are still willing to help him. I admire your kindness, but in order to maintain the justice of the law, you are not allowed to participate in the decision of this case. .” The master explained to Claude respectfully.

Claude felt guilty and ashamed. Quasimodo was like this. He was the culprit. He knew that he should be punished. This is the shame of a priest. When he saw Quasimodo's tragedy, his conscience was pulled by guilt. He was so proud that he couldn't breathe, and he who was always domineering could only bow his head humbly and replied: "It's okay, please go back to the boss, I feel very guilty and ashamed for this kind of thing to happen, it's my lax discipline, This time I am only here to take responsibility, please handle the case according to law."

I looked at Claude, who blamed himself, and felt sad. There is always something to bear. You, a noble scholar, have done stupid things for me, and you have given me countless times to rely on. It’s just that love should not involve innocent people. I am determined to solve it. this matter.

Thinking, I squeezed into the lawyer's seat under the interrogation seat, swaggered and did a full set of colorful sunshine radio gymnastics, and successfully attracted everyone's attention.

"Damn it! God's head! Why did a gypsy woman break in and perform witchcraft in that sacred yamen! Guards!" The master looked at the stunned Mr. Fu Yin, and he was scared out of his wits. There are no rules.

"Wait a minute! I'm the defendant's lawyer!" I jumped onto my chair and waved, jumping to avoid the guards who came to grab me.

"What did she say?!" Mr. Fu Yin roared loudly.

"She said she...she is Quasimodo's lawyer!" The master also yelled.

"Lawyer! A woman is a lawyer! It's unheard of! She's a gypsy witch! Kill her!" the old man grinned.

When Claude heard this, he didn't care about his manners, and anxiously grabbed the master's collar: "My lord! Quickly tell Mr. Fuyin! She is a lawyer I invited, don't touch her!"

The master looked at me, hesitated for a moment, waved away the guards, and quickly wrote something on the paper in front of the old governor, who immediately gave me a bad look, and acquiesced that I became Quasimodo lawyer.

I looked at the old man boredly, he kept looking at me impatiently with the eyes that wanted to write the words "you are a witch" on his face, which made him very annoyed... Who am I!I'm famous... well, nothing, but!I won't affect my performance just because I'm afraid of you!Little Kaka, mom is here to save you! (A certain daughter who thinks she has become a adoptive mother is a super super generation.)

I grinned and waved at Quasimodo, who was smiling honestly. He saw me break free excitedly, but the yamen guards dragged him with iron chains again, and locked him in a blood-stained prison with huge wooden boards nailed to it. Imprisonment chair, he kept turning his head, looking at me with one eye.

"I need to record the case, Lord Fuyin, excuse me, do you have any paper?" I sat on the big chair and crossed my hands casually, looking up at the high-ranking Lord Fuyin.

"That nasty gypsy girl! What did she say?!" Mr. Fu Yin couldn't hear anyone talking at all. He was old and deaf and asked the master next to him. He couldn't hear others clearly, so he spoke by himself The voice will be very loud.

"You don't need to listen to what she says! My lord! It's not important! I'll deal with her!" The master yelled hoarsely in front of Mr. Fu Yin's ear.

"What is she laughing at! She's laughing at me, an old man!" Lord Fu Yin shouted deafeningly, turning his face and pointing at me.

"She didn't smile!" The master stared at me and waved his hands: "You can save me some trouble! Miss, I already have a sore throat within 5 minutes of the court session!"

"Okay..." I pursed my mouth and shrugged helplessly: "Husband! Give me back my "Lianlian Notebook" first!" I stood up from my seat and waved vigorously to Claude. Everyone's eyes widened in astonishment, Master would rather he didn't hear anything, Claude smiled shyly with his face down, walked up to me, squeezed my diary, and stuffed it into my hand .

I dare to call Claude Husband because Mr. Governor can't hear you!Laughing to death, it doesn't matter if others hear it, it only has the effect of showing affection, it's rare to be so arrogant once.

“非常感谢，老公，爱你哦！”我欠揍的看着府尹大人又对着克洛德表白了一句，府尹大人依旧毫无反应，他还要强行装作听得见，认为我While exchanging the case with Claude, and nodded reservedly to Claude, only the master was rubbing his hands awkwardly.

"Is there any pen and ink?" I asked naively.

"It's all prepared by yourself. You won't come to the trial unprepared, right? This is too serious." The master couldn't help laughing contemptuously. The vicar's lover is nothing more than a naughty little girl.

"Of course I know! Puff, puff, puff..." I covered my face with my hands, turned my head and winked at Gringoire, and whispered: "Gringoire! Can you lend me your quill and ink? "

"You need to save some, I only have this little ink." Gringoire responded to me in a low voice, and then he untied the ink bottle and quill pen at his waist and handed them to me. Phoebus pursed his lips and tripped Gringoire with his legs on purpose. Gringoire staggered, he held on to his hat tightly, almost spilling the ink, and there was another snicker from around.

I took the pen and ink, rolled my eyes at Phoebes who was protesting to me, lazily scratched my big wavy hair, and just borrowed the big quill pen from his waist from Gringoire to support the scene , put it in front of my lips, licked the tip of the pen, dipped in some ink, searched my belly against my fancy love diary, and wrote down the Justinian code regulations and current thoughts that I will use later in the notebook. In the end, he testified for his exoneration of all possible charges such as "women forcibly broke into the court" and "witches despise the law".

It is very difficult to save others and protect yourself at the same time.

When the trial began, Claude stared at me nervously, clutching the cross on his chest.

"Who is in court?"

"Quasimodo, the bell ringer of Notre Dame. My lord, by the way, in consideration of the particularity of the client's deafness, to avoid unnecessary misunderstandings, since I am his lawyer, I will also handle his basic questions Full authority to answer." I drew the line and sorted out the carding map I just made.

The master didn't beat around the bush when he heard me say this: "Quasimodo was captured by the royal cavalry guards late last night. He was charged with forcibly molesting a gypsy witch. He was captured on the spot by Captain Phoebes, who was also here as a witness. , what else do you have to defend?"

"I have nothing to say about this fact..." Hearing what I said, Phoebe immediately put her arms around her sister and shook her head with a smile: "But... I can't agree with the charge. How do you think that Quasimodo is indecent?" What? He did not actually commit indecent acts, nor did he commit a crime."

"But your sister was desperately calling for help! Maybe he hasn't had time to do anything!"

"Don't speculate on other people's intentions. Anyone who is carried and run will call for help. However, this is indeed a potentially dangerous behavior, but which provision in the King and Public Security Code is it illegal to carry someone else?" I asked. It was decided to separate the two crimes of indecent assault from running with others in arms: "Since you have no evidence to prove that Quasimodo was actually indecent or indecent, and running with others in arms does not violate any regulations of the code, then you should Quasimodo should be acquitted or given a lighter sentence."

Phoebes felt that he was going to be driven mad by this beautiful girl's eloquence: "In the middle of the night, a deformed man ran with a gypsy woman in his arms. What would they do? Read the Bible together?!"

"That has nothing to do with this case. Please speak with the evidence instead of guessing. Also, please don't insult the innocence between my sister and Mr. Quasimodo." I gave the distraught Phoebus an indifferent look.

"Then what was he trying to do then?!" Phoebus stood up and pointed at Quasimodo fiercely.

"Captain Phoebes! I advise you not to find fault on purpose. Regardless of whether Quasimodo is indecent or not, you and I know it very well. Don't embarrass everyone. No matter what you say, you should help now." Me, isn't it..." I nimbly turned the quill with my fingers, leaned back on the chair lightly, bit my lips and smiled and tilted my head at Phoebus.

Claude let out a long sigh of relief, with a forbearing and warm smile on her gloomy face, she said to herself: "Because of you, I am full of courage." She did it, why can the souls of two people be like this? God is merciful, and sent him by fate to this lonely priest an incomparable angelic wife!This girl is wonderful!

And Phoebus felt as if he had seen the real snake demon Medusa, a glamorous living fairy!His snake catching eagle was bitten by a little snake today!The fox was pecked by the chicken, which is an intolerable shame!

The master stated my argument to Mr. Fu Yin. After thinking about it for a long time, it is reasonable. However, considering that it is indeed a dangerous behavior to run away with others, I decided to show Quasimo more to the public. When I was young, I had no objection to this. It is indeed wrong to rob people, but now at least Quasimodo’s pain is saved, which is much better than whipping.

"Quasimodo! You are saved!" I jumped up and cheered as I grabbed Quasimodo who had just been untied.

Phoebes suddenly let go of her sister, got up and walked to me with a strange smile: "Oh, oh! Then what should you do now? Miss Salome, a gypsy witch, snake demon, trespassing in the yamen, but women dare to pretend to be Lawyer... This is blasphemy against the government and the law! And you have a private life with the archdeacon... You are a waste who seduces priests and priests! You can't save yourself with a smooth tongue! Why don't you try to seduce me? , maybe you still have some value as a vase... Sigh! Why are you digging your ears?"

"I just want to dig out all the dirty and indecent words you said just now. I feel dirty just listening to them!" I exaggeratedly pretended to dig my ears, and put away the pen and ink under Gringoire's admiring gaze, Gave it back to him and promised to send him a new set.

I ignored Phoebes, who was running wild, and said to the master: "The Encyclopedia of Civil Law stipulates that women have no right to participate in court trials and to be lawyers. I will not refute this. I am honored that my opinion has been adopted. I am willing to accept punishment."

"Miss Salome, as you said, the Encyclopedia of Civil Code does not stipulate the method of punishment. You seem to be the first woman to do so. Your Majesty decided to let you go first, but witch hunting is not merciful. I advise you to be careful, what you do is really worse than that of a witch, it is not a good thing that you are too talented! At that time, it will not be so easy..." The master announced his resignation on behalf of the old mansion Well, before leaving, I solemnly said goodbye to Claude: "I have to say that you have great vision, but it is also troublesome to be troublesome."

I happily rushed into Claude's arms with my love diary in my arms, curled up on him, leaned on his hot neck, planted strawberries, and messed up my blond hair. All my anxiety disappeared at this moment. Said softly: "I'm going to read your diary, I'm so tired...take me away..."

"Xiaosha, there are a lot of people around..." Claude blushed on his serious cheeks, a little embarrassed.

"I don't care...I just want you..." I thought about messing with him, kissing his rolling Adam's apple secretly, and he almost sat on the ground in shock.

"Little Sha! You..." Claude felt half of his body soften, and staggered half a step back.

"What's wrong with me?" I blinked my golden eyes innocently: "Hurry up and take me away! Oh~"

"Reading the diary?" Claude raised his head, very at a loss.

"Of course, otherwise, what do you want to do..." I smiled and took his arm, and pulled him out alive and well.