【Notre Dame Cathedral】Salome of the Archdeacon

"If I marry Claude one day, will I have a boy or a girl? I really like it! I decide to have it! People really like children~hehe...hate~" I was still holding my head Smiling and immersed in my own silly and crooked fantasies, I didn't notice Quasimodo who was crouching on the fence at all. He gently poked my arm, but I didn't notice it at all, and even said "I hate it~".

Quasimodo also felt very strange looking at the silly beautiful girl in front of him, thinking: "She dances beautifully, and she is also beautiful, but she is a fool, so pitiful... The beauty is a fool, the cruel creator No one is perfect..." Quasimodo looked at me sympathetically, wiped the big apple in his hand and handed it to me (Salome: I am not a fool! Wash you! Subway elderly mobile phone.jpg).

Obsessed, I still didn't look to the side, just took the apple, raised my face, and took a big bite of the apple, it was crunchy and sweet!I thought about knocking the apple on the fence. The apple cracked a little from the middle, and broke into two pieces along the crack, planning to divide my sister in half.

"Ah!? No! Who gave me the apple!" I, who can circle the earth with a reflex arc, suddenly understood. I woke up suddenly, and when I turned my head, Quasimodo's deformed face appeared in front of me unexpectedly. before……

"Hehe, hello." I sympathize with Quasimodo, and I don't mean to disrespect him, but I'm also a normal person, and I was really scared when I saw it like this, and my nerves were paralyzed He said a rambling hello to Quasimodo, then opened his mouth in shock and slowly slid backwards along the fence.

"Hey hey hey~!" I exclaimed, but I still didn't forget to eat. I held the two pieces of apple tightly in my hand and swayed my arms and fell backwards. The moment I fell back, Quasimodo's eyes were quick It threw me back.

"You...are you okay...fortunately...your brain is not good...you can't fall anymore...you will be more stupid, you are a beauty...because you are stupid...so you don't hide from me, I...so happy , I am... Quasimodo, how about you..." Quasimodo made gesticulations to me vaguely and said softly and sympathetically.

"My name is Salome, Salome Gorgon! Thank you for saving me! This apple is delicious..." I was patting my chest and thanking him with a smile, but I was silent after hearing that, the silence is today Cambridge in the evening, he has been carefully reading my mouth shape, and then I suddenly stopped talking.

We faced each other with big eyes and small eyes, the bastard looked at the mung beans (huh?), deathly silence spread, and after a few seconds.

"I——No! Yes! Stupid! You!" I jumped off the fence, turned around and faced him, pouted a few folds of my chin arrogantly, and raised my eyebrows to Quasimodo who was already dazed. After confronting for a while, he actually thought I was a silly girl, so straightforward... Oh, I'm not a silly girl!

"Salome... You're not stupid... you're just not very smart... I understand, I understand... this feeling." Quasimodo explained to me honestly.

"Me! Well...Quasimodo...you are right..." I had lost my mind, seeing the consoling smile on his ugly face, I really couldn't bear to expose him.Just be stupid, I admit it!I turned around and sat back on the fence, and gave half of the apple to Quasimodo, holding the other half of the bitten apple in my mouth, swinging my legs leisurely, with two small hands poking my face sadly.

Quasimodo took the apple carefully, for fear of touching my hand. He covered the tumor on his face with one hand, and smiled warmly. I smiled at him. Leaning on the fence, eating sweet apples with me, and looking at my brother who is in a mess not far away - the beggar king Croban.

The people in front stuck their heads into the hole in the wall, but the audience below still booed and drove them all down.

A funny old man made a grimace, and after a while, a piece of dried carrot flew up and hit him on the nose, "It's not ugly enough! Although it's pretty ugly, it's still almost interesting!"

"Go down! You are not ugly enough at all!" "Yes, this level is also suitable for the King of Fools! You are too handsome!" So handsome and still come to make up the number, this is simply too Versailles.

"Being a king has to be entertaining, so I don't care about the whole vegetable salad they threw at my hair! It's just that I can't have two kings today, what a pity!" The brother spread his hands , Shrugging his shoulders, the elder sister pursed her mouth aside, picked up a large feather fan on the ground and dusted off the rotten leaves on the elder brother's head in disgust.

"Brother, how long has it been since you took a shower..." The elder sister took a closer look to see if there were any vegetable leaves on the elder brother's head, then she squinted her eyes and retracted her head from the choking.

"It's masculine! I don't understand anything!" The elder brother smelled his clothes proudly, and then he was also slapped.

"Hahahaha, I despise myself for being manly~hahahahahahahaha, brother! I told you that you should take a bath! Water is not harmful! Toxins will not enter your pores through your bath water! You You should know that the Black Death in the last century was caused by lack of hygiene!" I almost fell backward laughing so hard.

"Who said... someone was infected before in a public mixed bathing bathroom, so the water is harmful, and the water can transmit diseases! I don't take a bath! People will die!" My brother twisted his face and folded his arms , rolled his eyes cautiously.

"Brother! You can go to the river bank to wash." I looked at him helplessly: "You are rotten, my dear brother, for God's sake, save the noses of everyone in our Miracle Kingdom!"

"Okay..." When my brother saw that the beggars and dwarves around him were a foot away from him, and they were all pinching their noses to salute him, he compromised nonsense: "I hope taking a bath won't make me lose my hair ~ After all, I have good hair now ~ right! Sister, my hair looks good!"

"It looks so good!" I ate the apple and gave him a thumbs up.

"Look! Brother! Look at that monster next to Xiaosha! It's scary! Come here! Xiaosha! That monster will tear you apart!" My sister suddenly ran to me, pulled me away nervously, and pointed Quasimodo yelled, and his brother was also startled.

"Sister, don't make such a fuss. He is Quasimodo, Claude's adopted son. He is just an ordinary person! Although his appearance is different from everyone else, he is quite nice...don't treat him differently... ..." I took my terrified sister and patiently explained, Quasimodo couldn't hear what my sister said, but he was very good at reading her face, he knew that my sister was afraid of him, so he immediately squatted down and hid.

But her sister's voice attracted everyone's attention. Everyone gradually approached the stables, looking at Quasimodo squatting with fear and caution. Zhong Ren, but did not observe Quasimodo carefully.

"Let me come first, everyone! When will Dauntless be the boss! Let me show you! What kind of monster does my good brother raise!'My brother is Hades, the king of the underworld! It is gloomy and scary all day long! He raised I got a three-headed hellhound! Big man, raise your face!'" John sang and danced triumphantly and pulled the strong Quasimodo up, and Quasimodo showed his face nervously and fearfully to everyone , he also rushed forward a few times angrily, frightening the men, women and children who watched the excitement back again and again, John also jumped up in fright, but still relying on Claude's majesty, he dragged Quasimodo to the four-leaf clover In the hole in the wall, his deformed head was stuffed in, and everyone started to sigh.

"Hey! John! Why are you bullying him? He doesn't want to!" I stepped forward and grabbed John's sleeve to prevent him from pushing Quasimodo. Quasimodo looked at me pitifully with his one eye.

"Bullying him?! This is giving him glory! Don't meddle in your own business!" John pushed Quasimodo Gallon's back again.

"Hey! Don't..." I looked at John angrily and speechlessly, but John ignored me and picked his ears playfully.

"God! All pregnant women should pay attention! Don't look at this face!" The envoy said harshly.

"Women who want to get pregnant must not look at him hahaha!" An old woman took over the conversation jokingly again, which caused the whole audience to burst into laughter. But this laughter was definitely harsh and hurtful. Quasimodo's deafness turned out to be a kind of luck at this time.

"I've never observed so closely... this kind of, uh, human beings..." My brother was also shocked by Quasimodo's face, and my sister kept pulling me, tightly covering her mouth, and couldn't believe the world There is such a "monster" in the world, I anxiously looked at Quasimodo's helpless face.

Fortunately, this humiliation did not last too long, after all, today is April Fool's Day!Everyone unanimously decided to support Quasimodo as the king of fools today!

John bowed with a playful smile, and respectfully put on Quasimodo a colorful crown hat made of a large paper drum, with shiny gold iron pieces and golden threads stuck on it, and covered him with iron pieces and stained glass beads.

Quasimodo took off his hat angrily, but seeing everyone bowing to him, and he liked the shiny hat, he put it on again.As the king of beggars, the elder brother gave Quasimodo the shining scepter of the King of Fools with a smile, and also gave him a silver whistle for him to blow the whistle to direct the parade. This is his right as the King of Fools.

"This is music, I can hear it!" Quasimodo whistled, and at this moment he became inexplicably proud, and everyone laughed again.

Surrounded by many "demons and goblins", the procession marched forward. Quasimodo sat on the huge king's sedan chair, and the beggars solemnly lit the tall prayer candles, one, two, three together, creaking. , The eight beggar bearers lifted up the sedan chair.

My brother quickly stuffed the big fan into the hands of my sister and me, and sat on his dilapidated big throne, which was carried by the beggars, surrounded by everyone from the Miracle Kingdom, and took the lead.

Quasimodo's palanquin followed, followed by a mighty procession of demons and goblins, and a large crowd of idlers bearing the king's ceremonial guard and the great banner embroidered with fools and jesters and heart-shaped crosses.The drumming and singing band and the angels who kept playing the trumpet and the violin followed closely. They all ran out and mixed into the team, and the children also ran around in the team, running non-stop.

Quasimodo stepped on the sedan chair pole with a "chic" foot, sitting high, his ugly face revealed strange pride, he looked at those beautiful heads who usually laughed at him, but now they are all hypocritical at his feet , I was moved and proud, this strange man had mixed feelings in his heart, and his one-eyed eye began to look down on all beings happily. Although everyone's purpose was to mock him, so what, today he is the king!

My sister and I kept our faces down, and we followed Quasimodo's sedan chair one by one, holding the huge ceremonial feather fan tightly in our hands. Wearyly walked one block after another. I lowered my head and looked gently at the underside of the sedan chair with my cloudy brown one-eyed. I was using the fan pole as a crutch, and I moved every step, with a thoughtful look on my face.I also smiled at him helplessly, after all, maybe this poor Quasimodo can only get such a high salary for one day in a year... Quasimodo wants to pull my sister and me up to sit with him sedan chair, but considering the fatigue of those beggar bearers, we politely declined.

At this time, it was already dark, and the windows of every household are very bright today. You must know that people in the Middle Ages generally went to bed very early, and ordinary people basically did not light lights at night to save kerosene, and they were not like ours. Archdeacon Claude needs to study like that, but today is the big carnival, so they are all ready to stay up late.

At this time, Claude has been looking for Quasimodo all day. He has a great plan of "Saint Redemption" that Quasimodo needs to assist him in implementing, but he has been looking for Quasimodo all day but he can't find it. A little bit of clues, his monster adopted son usually stays obediently in the bell tower, unwilling to see anyone, how can he find him today because he has something urgent, but he just disappeared all day.

"If it was just me, I might be able to grab her too...she's so small, I can pick her up in a jiffy! Then hide in the dark and steal her like a Zeus-turned-ox that took Europa! I will take her to my lair, let us go to the Garden of Eden... Strawberries are the heart of God, and I will give her this heart! I long to pick one of her hell strawberries, she Will give it to me! She is so kind to me!——Do you like to eat berries? Xiaosha, you’d better be more greedy...you can redeem my soul!” (Note: berries, Such as strawberries and blueberries. In the medieval Bible, they represent love and desire, and people’s non-stop eating berries means greed and thirst for love.) Claude muttered to himself, anxiously clutching his gloves, Spinning the ring, thinking about whether he could successfully complete the plan, Claude wore a black cloak and wandered aimlessly along the river bank. He didn't know where he should go now.

"Friend, why are you alone tonight!" A woman dressed as a skeleton girl patted Claude on the shoulder with a fan. "Tonight is love, tonight is life ~ Sir, where is your lover..." The woman's husband dressed as a clown said to the woman romantically and emotionally.

"Hmph! Stay away from me!" Claude scolded the people away with a sullen face, while he covered his face under the cloak in pain and sat down on the steps by the river with his face in the dark.

"The child! She's so simple-minded, she doesn't want me as much as I want her, which makes me dirty and dirty! Oh! you dirty priest! But she loves me no more than I do." I love her so little! I love her so much! I wish I could be one with her! It’s not enough to like her! Even being with her every day is not enough! But she is so pure in emotion, she loves me, but she doesn’t It always makes me sad not to pester me! I need to make up for my lack, but I don't want her to be scared! Is that what gypsy women are like?! God! If you had mercy on me, you would point it out for me now A clear way! I love her to the extreme! My internal organs are almost consumed by the fire of love! My mind is completely occupied by her! I don’t want to think about anything! Tonight, let me have her! From now on! Forever Get her! Let us be perfect for each other! Love each other forever!" Claude crossed his hands, clasped them nervously, and silently faced his own shadow floating on the dark water, praying sadly and resentfully, the moonlight in the distance and The lights are scattered on the calm river surface, only the winter wind blows in, shaking the water waves slowly, the icy west wind god distorted his face, because he couldn't catch his beloved flower god, he disturbed the whole world in annoyance. Tranquil ink blue canvas.

At this time, the noise and the sound of music approached from far to near. Claude was interrupted and woke up suddenly: "What's going on..." He flicked his cloak, stood up in confusion and gloom, and suddenly felt extreme The anger and jealousy rushed into his mind, he frowned, with a stern face, and saw Quasimodo sitting aloft surrounded by thousands of people from a distance, Claude felt ridiculous and angry: "He doesn't know Aliens will never be accepted! For example, I... disappeared all day just to be this king who is nothing!"

Under the sedan chair, there were two beautiful young girls holding big fans, and one of them was his wife, Xiaosha, whom he was destined to love!What made him even more mad was that Quasimodo would help his lovely Xiaosha support the fan from time to time, and Xiaosha would return him with a gentle smile!

She actually smiled at that ugly man! ! !Well, it's not unusual for the kid to have a bright smile on Ugly!But no!Salome can only smile at him, her smile belongs to him!What is Quasimodo!Clodra took off the black cloak hat on his head, and walked towards the team like a storm.

"Quasimodo! Quasimodo! Get off me!" While walking through the streets near the river beach square, I suddenly heard Claude's angry roar floating from far to near, and then, I saw Seeing him striding proudly, with his hands in his hands, flying towards this side like a big black bat, I felt that he was extremely angry. When Quasimodo saw Claude, he immediately panicked. Standing up, Claude raised his gloomy face, straightened his waist, and slowly stretched out his right hand to point at Quasimodo. Quasimodo immediately jumped out of the sedan chair in despair. After re-existing, I timidly knelt down in front of Claude. Quasimodo looked back at me from time to time. Claude saw it and threw away Quasimodo's crown angrily, and gave his brother to Cassie. Mordo's scepter was broken on his leg and dropped to the ground.

"You are blasphemy! This is our fool king! Today is the holiday! You have ruined the holiday!" People reasoned angrily at Claude, and Claude stared back at the people contemptuously, standing proudly without saying a word Quasimodo acted as Claude's "bodyguard". He yelled strangely and rushed over with his teeth grinning. People backed away in fright. He accidentally turned his face on me and turned away embarrassedly. Go to someone else again.

"Ouch! Brother-in-law! Why are you so angry... Don't be so anxious if you want to date my sister Salome. After the parade is over, your date time will be free! There is no need to be so impatient~" the elder brother touched With his hair down, smiling hippiely at Claude, and patting him on the shoulder, Quasimodo looked at them suspiciously.

Then my brother pinched my shoulders, pushed me into Claude's arms, and then patted the clothes: "Go! I am a parent who is really worried! I have to assist you in a relationship! As long as you don't treat me If my sister does something that crosses the line, she can do whatever she wants!"

Then Claude's face turned red suddenly, as if he had been hit by frost for a moment, he was wilted, and the corners of his mouth twitched, watching my brother for a long time without brewing a word.

"Claude~ are you here to look for me~ Really! Hehe! I knew that you would miss me when I miss you! Why are you looking for me! Is it like three autumns if you don't see each other for a second? ~Also, why were you angry just now, Quasimodo did nothing wrong, don't yell at him..." I hugged Claude's waist endlessly, squinted my eyes, and put my head on his shoulder, Grabbing his cassock, I hugged him even tighter, it felt so good to wrap around him.

Our angry archdeacon Claude had already lost most of his anger when he heard my brother the beggar king call him "brother-in-law". Love, "evil" plans are back on the high ground.

Claude looked at the surrounding people, hugged me like a dragonfly, kissed my forehead, messed up my hair, and whispered in my ear: "I will see you soon... "Then he blushed with embarrassment, turned around and ran away in a hurry, leaving me in a daze with my hands spread out, he hasn't taken me on a date yet, he left, and I still have to chat with him... Quasimodo threatened Looking at the crowd, he opened a way for Claude. Claude pulled the black cloak on one side with his face, ignoring everything around him, stumbled through the crowd and left.

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Uh huh ~ refrain: good night, good night, go to bed early to save the hairline ~ (⌒／ヽ-、__

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Well, I’m old enough to stop being cute, see you again (把_(:з」∠)_)