【Notre Dame Cathedral】Salome of the Archdeacon

I fell asleep, and Claude was like a big incense pillow. Holding him would really make me sleepy, and listening to his heartbeat was really reassuring.Claude's chin rested on my forehead, and he concentrated on admiring the miracle drama choreographed by his students.

The poet Gringoire began the narration of his great miracle drama "The Judgment of the Virgin" with eloquence, and the actors also performed exaggeratedly: the god Jupiter came to the mortal world, in order to thank the handsome French Dauphin Hospitality, let the prince come to heaven through the guidance of the Virgin Mary and Cupid, dreaming of the beautiful Princess Margaret of Flanders, the story of a happy marriage...

It's a pity that the plot is really boring, full of gorgeous and difficult Latin rhetoric, which made the audience in the Palace of Justice of the Holy See drowsy, and the rude mistresses were even less interested in it, and raised their heads and shouted loudly Sleeping, the feather fan fell to the ground.The ministers discussed other things with the women: where to go on a date tonight, what to have for dinner, and what new jewelry the wife bought...

John didn't even bother to make a fuss, and climbed up from the pillars to the beams with the group of naughty students, hugged the beams tightly, and fell asleep face down.

His lord cardinal held his handsome face, squinted his eyes with contempt and disgust, and looked at the envoy in purple robes who was lying on the table next to him, snoring loudly, rude like a big bear: his turban The hat rolled off in sleep, revealing a small slice of the Mediterranean Sea overhead.The envoy in red was awkwardly stroking his beard on the other side, and Princess Margaret also squinted her eyes in a drowsy state. From time to time, she pressed the handle of a fan wrapped in velvet against her cheek to restrain her drowsiness.

I have also been lying on Claude's chest and fell asleep. I don't know how long it took. Suddenly, I was awakened by a scream of fear mixed with women and men. I slowly opened my eyes, with a confused expression on my face. Pulling Claude's sleeve, Claude stared, frowned, and looked not far away with surprise on his face: "Is that the monster from last time!"

"Hey! There's a monster!" "Help! There's a snake..." "Ahhh!" "Holy Mother, help! Get rid of this damn beast!" Stand up in a hurry.

Claude's younger brother, Little John, also woke up. Seeing this scene, he was lying on the beam and almost fell off laughing: "These stupid ministers! Cowardly monks! Hahahaha, little monster! Bite him One bite! Ouch! Mr. Viscount, I never thought you could jump so high, you are so old! Hahahaha! Cardinal! Stay graceful!".

Vanessa's inner OS: "Go away, stupid human beings! Didn't you see that I was catching mice! Get out! Stupid woman Salome! Where are you!"

Vanessa accompanied her brothers and sisters and people from the Miracle Kingdom to drink in the tavern opposite. She slept all morning and felt a little hungry when she woke up. Hissing and spitting out the letter, he chased the mouse all the way into Notre Dame.

"Hey I'm going! Vanessa! Why did you run in here!" I was so scared that I woke up instantly, rubbing my eyes and couldn't believe the scene: the auditorium was full of chickens and dogs, and the women were so frightened that they closed their eyes and went crazy Kicking and kicking, the men hugged their wives and stood on the chairs in horror. The guards of the Holy See and the royal guards took spears to protect the princess who was about to faint and the cardinal who was standing on the chair and stomped his feet in fright. When Vanessa gets there, they're going to stab Vanessa to death!

"Baby Vanessa! I'm here! Don't go there! I'm here, come back!" I jumped up in panic and yelled at Vanessa.

Vanessa heard my voice, turned her head in my direction, tilted her triangular head in doubt, blinked her eyes with indifferent eyes, slowly turned around, and crawled towards me leisurely. Everyone on the road climbed onto the chairs in fright.Claude next to me widened his eyes in fright, and protected me behind him, leaning against the baffle, with a look of death on his face.

"Claude, don't be afraid. This is my good friend, my pet Vanessa. It's just a non-venomous grass snake, and it won't bite. It's very sensible and cute." I Patting the trembling Claude's back lightly, he smiled slightly.

"Xiaosha, my dear! You are really a snake demon from hell! There are such terrible animals around! But, for you, I must go forward bravely." Claude raised his head arrogantly, and closed his eyes tightly. Eyes, both hands clasped my hands trembling uncontrollably.

"Huh! Hahaha!" I gritted my teeth, giggled nonstop looking at Claude's little expression, then bent down and touched Vanessa's little head, and Vanessa crawled along my arm When it reached my neck, it licked my cheek, and I kissed its little head affectionately. It happily wagged its tail like a puppy.

"Oh my God, this is the devil! My dear! Are you really a gypsy witch from hell! Oh! My love! This is not good..." Claude almost fainted when he saw this scene, staring Blue eyes, pursed lips, sideways face, head held high, pale complexion, holding a silver cross in one hand, kept chanting exorcism prayers, but the other hand was still holding my hand tightly.

He looked so funny, I became playful again out of the blue, with Vanessa around my neck, stood on tiptoe, and slowly approached his face, but he was too high, I couldn't reach it by jumping He, he was still trembling with his head raised.

Suddenly, I caught off guard and pulled his collar hard, and he had no choice but to lower his head slightly. Then, holding back a smirk, I kissed his lips vigorously. In an instant, his gray-blue indifferent The pupils of the eyes trembled, and a suspicious blush appeared on the pale face.

"You... my dear, you are taking the initiative to kiss me back..."

"Uh... this is a kiss from the witch! Kiss back to you! I don't think you want the witch to be by your side all the time! Now the witch is leaving!" I took the opportunity to hold his cheek again, and quickly I kissed his forehead and side face, put my feet on his neck with a smile, and rubbed his red and hot cheeks with my small face. When he was not on guard, I turned around, kicked my little feet over the railing, and jumped nimbly Jumping and jumping through the crowd, ran straight down and out.

"It slipped away from me again!!! I want to marry you, why should I resist... next time... you will have no chance to run away from me again, my lovely child! Just be ready to be with me forever Let's plan together, I don't want to leave you for a minute... I, I'd better take some extraordinary measures..." Claude squinted his deep eyes, resting his forehead in thought, turning himself red and hot His face was hidden in the shadows again.

"My dear friends! I'm sorry that I didn't take good care of my pet and disturbed your pleasure, please continue! Sorry to interrupt you, Mr. Gringoire! I'm so sorry, everyone Eat and have fun!" I ran to the marble porch of the Palace of Justice, turned my head in embarrassment, bit my mouth apologetically, curtseyed, patted Vanessa on the back, and said quickly and sincerely I apologize, then turned my face funny, shook my hair, clattered and clattered all my equipment on my back, and walked away with a step that my relatives did not recognize, and slipped away my legs like a puff of smoke.

"The basilisk with the tortoise shell has run away, and the fun is gone! It's no good being too serious! What's the point if you can't play it! I don't want to watch it, Monsieur Gringoire! It’s boring and difficult to understand! It’s as if if you don’t understand this drama, you haven’t read the book!” Little John leaned on the pillar boredly, scratched his head, kicked his legs, secretly smirked, and blinked a blue eye , he was a rhythm master, and now the crowd started booing after him again.

"This is art! Mr. John! If you take a few more classes, you will be able to understand it! Why do you always skip class and skip school!" Hearing John's wild booing of his works, poor Gringoire pointed angrily The script, stomping his feet and replying loudly.

"I don't care! And it's just boring!" John clasped his fingers nonchalantly.

"That...huh!" The young cardinal, supported by the guards of the Holy See, cleared his throat as if nothing happened, and secretly wiped his sweat with a white handkerchief: "Everyone! Today is April Fool's Day! There's a whole town rave! We really don't need to waste time here!"

"Let me announce this matter, Lord Cardinal!" The purple-robed envoy, who hadn't woken up just now, touched his bald head in a daze, and straightened his Eastern Roman turban hat with both hands: "There is a big turban outside." There will be the election of the fool king and the singing and dancing of beauties, let's go out and have fun! Have fun with the people today!"

"Holy Mother... I'd better go back to the palace first! My head is already dizzy." Princess Margaret said softly to herself: "Today is really interesting! I have been frightened too many times and fainted a few times. My mint perfume is about to run out. The maid I chose has also run away! Her love affair with Mr. Archdeacon is so good! And Miss Salome may really not be suitable for entering the palace, because her taste for keeping pets is too good. Unique... oh! What a pity... I still like this funny little girl! You know, the other courtiers and servants in the palace are always dull."

"The beauty of the vice bishop may be a snake demon, but she is really beautiful, and she is a very wild little girl!" The red-robed envoy said respectfully.

With the help of her servants, the princess sat in the carriage that the crown prince came to pick her up. Surrounded by the crowd, the handsome French crown prince with long platinum hair and braids was always smiling at the door Waiting, he kissed the back of the princess's hand in a gentlemanly manner, and the princess kissed the prince's cheek lightly back in happiness, then the prince put his arms around her waist, and the two returned to the palace holding hands.

The poet ran down from the stage in a hurry, wailing in great frustration to keep the audience who were constantly losing: "Mr. William Rimer, you are a military strategist! You know art! Can you please don't leave! This is Miracle drama! Why are you all not interested in high art! This is so tasteless! Oh! Dear Mr. Jacques Copponolle! Very good! You have not left yet! I knew you were a gentleman !"

Mr. Jacques: "Actually, it's too cold outside. I don't want to go out. My sock shop is closed today. I'm just killing time. I'm going to take a nap now." Mr. Jacques put his mink hat on face.

"If you don't appreciate my works, then you'd better go!" The poet folded his arms, closed his green eyes, and pouted dissatisfiedly in reply.

"Okay! Although I'm lazy, it's good to go out and play for a while! Besides, there are beauties to see." Mr. Jacques, the owner of the sock shop, wiped his chubby face, stretched his waist, yawned, and said boldly He put on a fur hat, put his rough hands in his pockets, wrapped them in a thick fur coat, and walked out slowly.

The tall and burly man deliberately squeezed side by side with Mr. William Adviser, the thin, sharp-mouthed monkey-cheeked Mr. William, when he went out.

"Stinky Hosiery! You just want to find fault with me on purpose!" Mr. William shouted angrily.

"Why are you so irritable, blowing your beard and staring, why don't you just let me go first." Mr. Jacques made a grimace.

Both of them had to go out through a small side door at the same time, so that no one would let the other block the door. When they first came in, they squeezed in so outrageously next to their shoulders. At that time, they almost hit each other. When they got up, Mr. Jacques and Mr. Williams quarreled with each other like this until they were shoulder to shoulder, face down, and fell out together as if they were rushing to the street. Injured, but Monsieur Jacques' ermine hat flew out, as did Monsieur William's spectacles.

Now the audience was left stunned, the great poet Gringoire who was holding a broken hat with a speechless and shocked face was messed up in place, and now there was no audience in the hall!

"Should we continue, sir." The bearded actor "God Jupiter" asked in a naive voice.

"It seems that there is no need for this, sir. The hearts of the audience have already followed in the footsteps of that beautiful girl. With a beauty like her around, who would want to watch a drama." Gringoire waved his hands helplessly and smiled wryly. Take a moment: "Looks like I'm going to be hungry again today. No matter how well written Latin sonnets are, they can't be rolled up and eaten as bread!"

When I ran outside, my brothers and sisters were already waiting outside, so I waved my hands and ran towards them.

"Xiaosha, we can perform now, and there are a lot of audiences!" I hugged my sister, and she smiled and touched my head.

"Hey! Little guy! We've had enough to eat and drink, little girls are not allowed to drink strong alcohol! Your sister packed some juice and desserts for you, here, here you are!" My brother grinned boldly and patted On my back, I jumped up and twirled his broken hat, kissed my sister loudly on the cheek, ran and danced gratefully and gave everyone a high five.

Beggars, thieves, and dwarves all gradually dispersed and started their daily "work".

"How did the Holy Miracle play go? What was said?" My sister and I chatted softly while spreading the blanket and moving the props.

"That...it's good!" I suddenly thought of Claude's kiss, my face gradually became hot, I bit my lip, and replied weakly with a mosquito-like voice.

"You were quite imposing just now, why don't you have the strength to speak now?" My brother suddenly appeared behind me and my sister, and interjected from the middle: "Did you do something wrong, you lied! Little thing……"

"No! No...you go and sit down! Why are you eavesdropping on the girl's conversation! Huh!" My face became hotter, and I didn't dare to raise my head. I pushed my brother away with both hands on his back.

"Hey hey~ This girl is not allowed to stay, and there is still a little secret, but it's okay! Is there a gap between you and your brother? Little guy! Your brother will pull you up with shit and urine, is it easy for me? ~" My brother grinned loudly, straightened his coat hastily, turned his head and stared at him brazenly and shouted.

"Croban! You are too much! Ignore you!" I covered my flushed face and quickly turned around and ran back to my sister.

"Oh~ God! My sister watched a sacred drama, dared to call my name directly, covered her face and ran away, there must be a secret, it's not simple ~ don't ask me why I can tell, because your face I can't stop it!~" My brother looked at my back and stretched his voice, twisted his waist in shock, jumped left and right, danced and said loudly, I almost staggered and fell when I heard it.

"Croban!!! Brother!!! You still said! Sister, you have to help me beat him!" I thought of Claude, and I was so shy that I was so cheeky, I tried to catch my brother with claws, and he ran away He is still walking coquettishly in the crowd, twisting left and right, unable to catch it at all!Sister Xiaoai laughed so hard that her stomach ached and followed us around.

"Did you become a monkey? Brother! I can't run anymore, I won't chase..." We ran around the square with my brother in this way, I pinched my waist, bent over and gasped for breath, this guy I'm exhausted!

"You pretended not to chase after several times, and then suddenly accelerated, don't think I will believe it!" My brother turned his head and made a big face at me and my sister.

"I won't quarrel with you, let's go to something serious, go to work..." I sat down on the ground and hugged my sister and lay down on the spot: "I can't catch you anymore! Give up!"

My elder brother slipped over with half-believing and slow steps, I suddenly got up, let out a sigh of relief, and slapped him with a crisp brain.

"Ah! God! Damn it!" My brother immediately started to hold his head and swear.

"You lost hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!" At this moment, I put my hands behind my back, and the laughter that welcomed the victory was so unscrupulous.

"Oh! Hahaha! You're really good!" My sister covered her mouth in surprise, laughed and took a deep breath.

"Let's go! Let's dance~" I opened my mouth wide open, and my sister, who was full of book thoughts, ran away quickly, pulling a string of long and arrogant girlish laughter, leaving my brother hugging Wearing a hat, covering his head in pain, he squatted on the spot and drew small circles while the passers-by covered their mouths and sniggered.

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感谢在2021-09-2200:02:48~2021-09-2323:47:06期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 10 bottles of death sonata; thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!