Banshee does not go BE plot

"Auntie! Auntie!"

The Ear Reporter yelled twice at the gate of the yard, then sneaked from the corridor to the window of the wing room.

Su Wei threw a freshly peeled grape into the white porcelain plate, picked up the handkerchief and wiped her hands slowly.Then he got up and walked to the window, and pushed it open.

With a plop, there was the sound of something falling to the ground.

Su Wu leaned out of the window and looked at the ground, and as expected, she saw a colorful parrot with its back facing the sky, its wings spread wide, paralyzed on the ground in a daze.

The corner of her mouth twitched, and she couldn't help rolling her eyes after she endured it for a few seconds, how many times have I told him, you idiot, don't lie on the window sill!Don't lie on the window sill!

Huh, don't get angry!Be patient, be patient...

After all, apart from having a problem with his brain, the Ear Reporter has merits in other aspects.

The Ear Reporter was slapped head-on by the window, fainted for a moment, and soon recovered.He used his wings hard to support the ground and turned over and jumped up.

He flapped his wings and flew up, jumped onto the window sill again, Doudou blinked, hehe, he heard another big news.

With some nervous excitement, the Ear Reporter squeezed his throat and reported in a low voice: "Grandma, didn't you let me watch the big king and the second king? Hehe, the second king just took more than 30 boys to patrol the mountain Go! Guess what I heard?"

"Oh?"

Are they here?right?She was getting impatient...

Su Wu's eyes froze, and the originally lazy look disappeared immediately. She reached out and touched the parrot's sharp beak with a hook, "Good boy, but did you hear what the two kings said in private?"

Her face was expressionless, but her voice was gentle and sweet, as if she was speaking some love language to her lover.

The ear newspaper spirit was horrified when she saw it, and secretly shook her long tail, ah, my aunt seems to be getting more crazy.

He didn't dare to keep it to himself, so he quickly said everything: "The great king asked the second great king to lead people to arrest some passing monks, grandma, I heard the great king tell the second great king that eating the monks will prolong life!"

"Chi——" Su Wu sneered, Yinjiao is an idiot, always being surrounded by Jinjiao's old cunt, he doesn't go by himself, but orders Yinjiao to run errands.

Hey, but then again, if Yinjiao hadn't been stupid, she wouldn't have been able to recognize her brother smoothly and sneaked into this lotus cave.

Having lied to Yin Jiao for so long, Su Wu can be considered to have cheated some feelings, thinking that today is the last time she lied to him, she is quite reluctant.

She told the Ear Reporter: "Be good, keep watching, and when the second king comes back, report to me immediately."

Su Wu clenched her excitedly trembling hands, don't worry, she has to get ready.

"Don't worry, auntie." The ear newspaper spirit waved a wing and patted her small chest, turned around and flew out again.

Hey, he likes to hear news the most!hapiness!

Su Wu watched the ear newspaper flying away, closed the window, hummed a little tune and got busy happily.

It's about to be a big reunion of old friends. She has to dress up and dress up to attend.

Looking at the shadow in the bronze mirror, Su Wu combed her long black hair one by one. She first rolled up a slightly slanted bun on the top of her head, then braided a few small braids, and finally put the hair down Hair straightened out.

Inserting two gold hairpins with pearls hanging on them, she looked left and right at the figure in the mirror, um, perfect, exactly the same as when she died!

Smiling in satisfaction, she took off the plain clothes on her body, opened the closet and changed into a dark red dress from her collection.

Su Wu carefully arranged the collar, sleeves, belt, and skirt. She was wearing white clothes at the time, but she bled a lot, so the white clothes stained by blood must be as beautiful as this dark red, right?

Well!She is ready and can't wait to appear on the stage, why doesn't the ear teller come and call a...

"Auntie! Auntie!"

Hearing the shouts coming from far outside the house, Su Wu squeezed the orchid fingers, covered her mouth and laughed, she is really obedient and never let her down!

Although there is a problem with his brain, it does not affect his work!

Su Wu opened the door, and saw the earbud flying over from the air with fluttering wings. She reached out to catch him and let him land on her forearm.

The Ear Reporter gave a strange groan and said, "Grandma, I saw the Second King and the others carrying a fat guy with big ears, and they are about to enter the door."

Yeah?That would be great...

Su Wu's other hand touched the small head of the Ear Reporter, "Good boy, let's go play."

She let the bird fly with her hands, her eyes were shining brightly, and she walked towards the front of the cave with an uncontrollable excited smile.

……

"Brother, although he is useless, he is also with Tang Seng, called Zhu Bajie. Soak him in the pool behind, wait for his hair to pluck, pickle him with salt, and wait for the sky to drink."

When Su Wu entered the door, she heard Yin Jiao grinningly ordering the little monsters. She touched the meteorite dagger in her sleeve and smiled even more happily.

If you catch it, kill it immediately, wait for the sky to be cloudy, wait for the rain... Tsk, isn't it just waiting for the monkey to rescue the person!Actor, oh!

She walked over a few steps, with an innocent smile on her face, "Brother Yin, what should be pickled with salt?"

Seeing her come in, Jin Jiao rolled his eyes, this little vixen, Yin Jiao's idiot was coaxed by her.

"Ah Wu! You're here!" Silver Horn jumped on the spot, got together with Su Wu, pointed at Zhu Bajie and said, "Salt that fat pig."

Su Wu then turned her head to look at Zhu Bajie, he really hasn't changed at all, he still looks so hideous...

Counting the original body, this is the third time for her to know him. With such a special fate, she will definitely treat him well!

Looking at Zhu Bajie, the malice in her eyes was almost overflowing, but her voice was still sweet and joyful: "Oh, fat and strong, pickled with salt? Is it fun? Zhu Bajie was tied up and thrown on the ground, Hearing what they said, he immediately cursed: "Damn monster, vicious bitch, let you go, Grandpa Pig! "

vicious?

Su Wu almost didn't laugh out loud, this pig, he deserves to call others vicious?He is the most disgusting and vicious one, right?

He killed the old sow and his fellow brothers who gave birth to him, and even the innocent monsters who were implicated along the way to learn the scriptures, he would make up for it. Where did he have the cheek to say that others are vicious?

Su Wu turned her head, pouted her mouth and looked at Yin Jiao, "Brother Yin, what kind of monster is this? Is it a pig demon? It's so vicious."

Yinjiao quickly stood in front of her, blocking her view of Zhu Bajie, "It's a bit hideous, Ah Wu, don't be afraid, I'll let the little ones take him down."

Su Wu looked at the handsome guy in front of him, but his expressions and movements were a little off. He looked at her with sincere concern.

Su Wu was stunned for a moment, and almost shed tears, this guy really regarded himself as her brother...

She turned her head and closed her eyes, suppressing the momentary emotion.The hatred in her heart is overwhelming, if she does not avenge her death, she will not be relieved!

She must make Zhu Bajie's life worse than death...

Going around the Yinjiao that stood in front of her, Su Wu didn't look back, and followed behind the little monster carrying Zhu Bajie.

With her back to Yinjiao, she had a gleam of water in her eyes, and she said cheerfully: "Brother Yin, this guy scolded us just now, I want to watch the little ones throw him into the water with my own eyes."

"Hey, stay away!" Seeing her jumping up and down behind the little monsters, Yinkaku habitually babbled.

"Got it!" Su Wu waved her hand to the back, and said silently in her heart: Thank you, Brother Yin.

"Tch!" Jin Jiao rolled his eyes, pointing at Yin Jiao with resentment, "Brother, she is not young anymore, are you her mother?"

"Brother!" Silver Horn was unhappy, "Don't keep bullying Ah Wu!"

Don't think he can't see it, this guy Jin Jiao, he just doesn't get along with Ah Wu.

"I bullied her?" Jin Jiao's hand pointing at him was about to tremble, Yin Jiao, bah!How long have they known Yin Tongzi, a guy who doesn't distinguish between good and bad?How long had he known that little vixen?

……

On one side, the two chattered. On the other side, Su Wu followed those little monsters to the side of the water purification pool.

"Wait!" Seeing that the little demons were about to throw Zhu Bajie into the water, she hurriedly called out to them, "Put it by the side of the pool first."

She didn't want to jump into the pond and clean up the pig.

Pushing away a few little demons, she walked to Zhu Bajie's side in two or three steps, the corners of her mouth raised, she squatted down and tilted her head to look at him.

Su Wu didn't talk nonsense, she pulled out the dagger from her sleeve with her right hand, grabbed Zhu Bajie's ear with her left hand, and cut it off with a wave.

"Ah!" It was a little demon next to him who exclaimed first.

Su Wu stood up and glanced at him, "Shut up, make a fuss! I just plan to make cold pig's ears for the two great kings first. What's your name?"

The little demon thought about it too, what's his name!

Hey, their aunt is usually gentle and gentle, but this sudden attack really shocked him...

Listening to them talking, looking at the pig's ear in the banshee's hand, Zhu Bajie felt the pain slowly...

Ears, his ears!

He yelled first, then cursed.

Su Wu was completely deaf to Zhu Bajie's noises, could he be in more pain than her?

She gave him a cold look, and then she smiled happily.

"Zhu Bajie? This is just the beginning, it's just a meeting gift for you! Don't worry, wait for the surprise I will give you."

After she finished speaking, she stopped looking at him, turned and walked out.

……

Just now Jin Jiao and Yin Jiao vaguely heard the movement behind, they just thought that the little demons were about to throw Zhu Bajie into the water, he was struggling and cursing, so they didn't pay attention.

At this time, seeing Su Wu walking out with a pig's ear in her hands, with a few blood spots splashed on her face, both of them couldn't react for a while.

Su Wu smiled at the two of them with some embarrassment, she was a little shy, "Brother Yin, Brother Jin, I'm going to the kitchen first, and I'll make a pig's ear for you."

After she finished speaking, she turned around quite naturally and left.

There are two bewildered faces of Golden Horn and Silver Horn...

The two stared blankly at her going out, and after a while, they realized that they turned their heads and looked at each other in blank dismay.

Jin Jiao's eyes wandered, and he didn't care about acting at this moment, "Is that Canopy's ear?"

Silver Horn nodded blankly, "It seems so."

The two looked at each other, with two words flashing in their eyes: It's over!

作者有话要说：感谢在2022-03-0816:01:59-2022-03-0915:09:10期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦——

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