The Ultimate Danxiu of Rebirth

Tang Jue didn't miss the moment Ling Xi narrowed his eyes.

Tsk, this kid.

Miss Qu Jia, who was watching from the high platform, saw the hydrangea flying towards Tang Jue, so she naturally paid attention to this extraordinary man. If it was him...

Miss Qu's face flushed, even if he is not a cultivator, it is not impossible.

But in the next second, Ms. Qu's face changed, and the maid was very clever, and shouted to the sky with all her strength: "Start now! Any part of the body that the hydrangea touches is regarded as being caught!!!"

It is said that a cultivator is trying his best to hold others back. I can't make it through, so don't you either!

Tang Jue clicked his tongue, retracted the foot that was about to kick, and simply moved a little to the right.

He didn't pull Ling Xi to move together, if he pulled Ling Xi over, the hydrangea would hit Ling Xi.

However, accidents often come unexpectedly, and the temporary change of the rules of the Qu family is very attractive. Some cultivators who can't squeeze in now see the hydrangea approaching like a hungry wolf seeing the meat!Squeeze hard to the right!

Even Lingxi, seeing the hydrangea flying towards him, couldn't hold back his panic for a moment.Firstly, he didn't plan to fall in love, and secondly, he didn't plan to get married, let alone marrying a stranger casually. Naturally, this hydrangea couldn't be picked up, and he didn't want to bring trouble on the innocent.

However, Tang Jue was on his left and Sirius was on his right. He didn't have time to think about it, and he didn't realize that he had an extra hand on his waist. Or Lucky Egg was forced to be pulled under the hydrangea by two forces!

When something is coming towards you, one of the conditioned reflexes of people - reach out and pick it up!

The person who pushed and shoved stopped, took a closer look, and the meaning was unclear: "...Wow."

The strange applause made Lingxi look over subconsciously.

The figure of the big brother in front, with a smooth and shiny head, seems not quite right.

When did Sirius become bald?

Ling Xi called out tentatively: "Sirius?"

Hearing the call, Sirius immediately got out from behind him: "Young Master Ling, you called me? I was pushed to the back just now."

The unlucky guy he pulled over to block the ball was wearing a very rough plain robe with a string of long beads around his neck and his head was bare.

He also seemed a little surprised that he reached out and caught the hydrangea.

Lingxi hasn't realized that the ancient bald head has the same meaning as the modern individual bald head.

Ling Xi's head turned to Tang Jue, "I...seem to have screwed up?"

Tang Jue looked at him deeply, and said intentionally, "Why don't you take it?"

Ling Xi flinched.

Dead poor?It's still a dead friend.

At least they have an aboveboard reason for refusal.As a monk, all four things are empty, and lust and caution must not be violated. No one should embarrass him.

In addition, the monks saved all sentient beings, and by the way he also saved his difficult problems, it would be perfect!

After looking for excuses, I successfully convinced myself, and felt more and more that I was an ordinary little genius!

"Amitabha."

A Buddhist term that all four elements are empty abruptly broke the strange silence.

Lingxi noticed with sharp eyes that the faces of the Qu family were brilliant and colorful.

It is inconvenient for the important figures of the Qu family to speak, but the maids are different.

"Why are you a monk here to join in the fun! Don't you know that this is our young lady throwing a hydrangea to attract relatives?! You dare to touch worldly things! If you want to be our son-in-law, you have to touch the top of your head to see if you have hair!"

Although the servant girl's words were not pleasant to listen to, most of the people expressed their understanding, and they all looked at the bald head with condemnation.

The goal was achieved, the servant girl arrogantly ran to the bald head and stretched out her hand: "The hydrangea is back!"

The bald head suddenly became the target of public criticism.

Although it is not entirely the instigator, he definitely has a share of the credit.Ling Xi touched his nose guilty, and whispered to Tang Jue: "Why don't we take this buddy away?"

Tang Jue raised her eyebrows, "You bring?"

Ling Xi hesitated, feeling even more guilty: "Isn't there still you here?"

The feeling of being dependent, I have to say, is very good.

But being dependent on other men is not good.

"turn down."

Ling Xi sighed, he knew Tang Jue would not agree.

Forget it, one person does things and the other person does it. This brother also got into this mess because of his mistake.

"Cough, master..."

"Benefactor, since the ball fell into my hands, it is fate."

Ling Xi's voice was overshadowed by a hoarse voice, which also made Ling Xi swallow the rest of the words.

Everyone stared at their bald heads in shock, how could it be like this? !Don't you have to keep the precepts? !This is proper lust and caution!

Tang Jue pulled Ling Xi back with a half-smile, "What do you want to do?"

He didn't miss Lingxi's hand stretching out towards the hydrangea.

Ears are always sensitive places, Lingxi shivered uncontrollably after being blown by the hot air!

"What are you doing so close?"

It was really itchy, Ling Xi rubbed his ears vigorously, and explained: "I just want to help this brother solve the problem, I can say that I am just an ordinary person."

Tang Jue gritted her teeth, "Do you think this can be a reason for refusing to be someone else's husband? If so, when she fell to my side just now, that maid wouldn't just say she met her."

Ling Xi realized later, "I'll go, does Miss Qu's family hate marriage so much?"

It's not because of hatred for marriage, but because of lust.

Who stipulated that only men can be attracted to sex?

But Tang Jue didn't remind him.

"Don't mind your own business," Tang Jue said.

This time, Tang Jue didn't need to say anything, and Ling Xi didn't plan to take care of it.His understanding of monks has been completely shattered by the fate of the bald head, and is being reshaped.

In the past, it was because his environment was too simple, whether he was studying or practicing alchemy, that he was schemed by people with ulterior motives.After rebirth, he was only defensive and cruel to those he had a dike against, and because he suffered a loss once, he was a little cautious in making friends.

And only a little bit.

However, that little bit, under Tang Jue's shameless approach and the occasional deliberate approach of getting angry, was about to completely disintegrate, revealing his true nature.

Coldness is just a disguise, simplicity——is the essence.

In order to restore that precarious image, Ling Xi kept a cold face and said in a low voice: "Listen to you."

Looking at the man whose ears had turned red, Tang Jue put away his amusing thoughts.

"Xiao Yun."

The silver bell-like voice brought the maid back to her senses.

Ling Xi was startled, and noticed something.

Tang Jue said: "She is also a cultivator."

Ling Xi nodded and looked at the bald head.

However, the bald head is still unhurried, as if what he is holding is not a hydrangea representing Miss Qu's lifelong happiness, but a wooden fish with a more beautiful appearance.

Thinking of this, Ling Xi couldn't hold back the corners of his mouth.

"You shit is destined to be destined, and you want to be destined to my lady, so let's return to vulgarity first!" The maid stretched out her hand to grab the hydrangea, "If you don't have hair, you want to marry a beautiful lady like others, and I'm not afraid that your Buddha will not be able to see you and kill you with a thunderbolt." !"

The bald man turned his wrist, and Hydrangea changed its position, "Donor, please respect yourself."

As if the servant girl was shamelessly taking advantage of him as a monk, the servant girl immediately blushed: "You blushing donkey! Why don't you come back without knowing it?!"

However, the maid is no match for the bald head, even if there is not much space, the bald head can still avoid the maid with ease.

The more Ling Xi looked at it, the more boring she became. Just as she was about to ask Tang Jue if she wanted to go with her, Miss Qu Jia made a move.

She was dressed in a goose-yellow skirt, and wherever she passed, she left an imaginative fragrance. Even if she couldn't see her face, people subconsciously felt that she was a fairy who had fallen into the mortal world.

It's beautiful, but it also has an aura that makes people automatically avoid it.

Ms. Qu came to the bald head smoothly: "Give it back to me."

The bald head smiled slightly, "A family as big as the Qu family is going back on their promises?"

Miss Qu lowered her face: "What exactly do you want?"

Looking at her with a bald head, there is no lust at all in her eyes, it is obvious that this person is not interested in drinking.

"Key."

The bald head smiled slightly: "The poor monk knows that there are more than one benefactors."

Miss Qu sneered: "Even if you have more, I won't give it to you."

It was too late and then it was too late, Miss Qu shot at the bald head, and the bald head immediately avoided it with the hydrangea ball.

The development of the situation was a bit beyond Ling Xi's expectations. Looking at the two figures above her head, she said, "I think Ms. Qu's trick of throwing a hydrangea ball to attract relatives is probably pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger."

Tang Jue tapped his head, "I got it right."

The clerk from the clothing store who ran off to nowhere just now also appeared suddenly, and said, "My lord, you guessed it right! This is the second time that Miss Qu's No.30 has thrown a hydrangea ball to recruit a wife!"

Ling Xi, "..."

He is still too naive.

The shopkeeper of Qingfengtang introduced him to the good things here, but he really didn't feel good.Just because that person wanted to rape him when he saw him, and with the power behind him, wouldn't Miss Qu's family not be able to take him down?

Looking at the little pepper who suddenly fell into autism, Tang Jue smiled lightly: "Okay, people's hearts are sinister, next time, don't use our modern world's civilized, courteous, fair and just way to deal with things."

"If we want to integrate into this world, we must respect the rules of this world."

Ling Xi accepts the teaching with an open mind.

During the conversation between several people, the winner has already been decided.

Miss Qu's veil has been dyed red, it can be seen that she has suffered a lot of injuries, but her bald head still looks at ease.

Miss Qu glared at the bald head, "I won't give you the secret key, don't even think about it!"

The bald head nodded, "Then please ask the benefactor to form a bond with me."

Everyone was shocked!

Ling Xi was also shocked, he looked at Tang Jue in a daze: "A monk can also marry that..."

"Marriage contract." The assistant reminded me intimately.

"That's right, the life contract between husband and wife."

Tang Jue smiled, "How do I know, I've never been a monk before."

Ling Xi's cheeks flushed red.

How could he ask such a stupid question!

However, it is not enough for monks to get married to surprise everyone.

The bald head said again: "If you don't come, then the poor monk should take the initiative."

This monk also has the attributes of a robber.

A ray of light appeared on the monk's chest, and a ray of light appeared on Miss Qu's chest. A red thread emerged from the two chests out of thin air, slowly approaching each other...