don't bother me soar

Unbelievably, Gojo Satoru, who was about to call it a day and go to the dessert shop, came to a screening room from the wilderness.

Also changed from standing to sitting.

Gojo Satoru took off his bandages, and observed the auditorium with those six eyes that were feared by the enemy with great interest.

On the front wall is a huge screen, which is currently in standby mode, and it is white, and the hall is also lit, brightly.

The screen is facing the auditorium where he is currently staying, and it is filled with rows of sofa chairs just like a movie theater.

Gojo Satoru leaned back slightly, and the back of the chair slowly tilted backwards along with his strength, and stopped moving after tilting to a certain degree.

After putting his hand on the armrest of the chair, it displayed a functional interface like an electronic screen, with the functions of forward and backward, left and right translation, and one-key online ordering.

Gojo Satoru couldn't resist the temptation, and without thinking too much, he quickly tapped the function of the screen on the armrest with his finger, and began to try chair drifting.

Therefore, when Gojo Satoru's students, colleagues, and enemies appeared in the auditorium of the screening hall one by one, he directly saw the strongest man holding a cup of full sugar milk tea, hahaha, manipulating the chair and flying around the auditorium. Moving, full of childlike scenes.

Ye Mo Zhengdao only felt his brows twitch fiercely, and shouted at Wutiao Wu who slid past in the row in front of him: "Wu! What's going on?! Is it an attack from a curse spirit, or—"

Gojo Satoru replied loudly while hahaha: "I don't know anything!"

His ending sound echoed in the projection hall, and Night Moth Zhengdao turned black when he heard it.

Gojo Satoru didn't care about Ye Mo Zhengdao's black face, he retreated to the last row, and extended an invitation to Xia Youjie who was wearing a cassock with a calm expression: "Jie, this is really fun, come and play with us too!"

Xia Youjie smiled and refused: "No, you should play by yourself."

Not everyone who suddenly comes to a strange place can let go of their vigilance and play like Gojo Satoru.

When Xia Youjie found that he couldn't get out of the seat under him, he had already become extremely wary of this seemingly harmless auditorium.

Ye Mo Zhengdao also saw Xia Youjie, his eyes under the sunglasses became complicated for a moment, and he didn't know what to say to this student who betrayed the high school back then.

After trying to order a cigarette with one touch on the armrest screen, Jiarui Glass gave up and ordered a bottle of beer instead.

It's not that she has a big heart, but that she believes in Gojo Satoru.

There are many times when this old classmate is unreliable, but he is still trustworthy at critical moments.He was so relaxed, there was no need for him to be too nervous.

The same is true for other people, even if they were a little panicked when they suddenly appeared in this auditorium when they were working or studying, they almost relaxed after seeing Gojo Satoru.

To be honest, Gojo Satoru has a sense of security, but of course it's different for his enemies.

Fortunately, among the audience in the auditorium of this projection hall, the only one who can barely be regarded as Wujo Wu's enemy is Xia Youjie, a special curse master who defected.

Everyone began to study the equipment in the auditorium, such as the chair that Gojo Satoru had fun with.

And Xia Youjie was no longer as vigilant as before after Gojo Wu passed by him twice, and relaxed a lot.

Maybe he noticed that the emotions of everyone present had stabilized, and suddenly there was a change on the big blank screen in front of him, and a video (?) began to play.

As for why there is a question mark - after seeing the subtitles on the upper left of the screen, everyone turned their attention to Wujo Wutiao in the first row of the auditorium after the video started playing.

【Gojo Satoru's dream】

Gojo Satoru himself is calm and calm, without the shame of being exposed for a black history that cannot be seen.

It suddenly dawned on everyone, this person is like his no-lower-limit spell, which has no lower limit. Will shame really appear on him?

Obviously not, the big guy should calmly watch Gojo Satoru's excitement.

As a result, everyone's attention returned to the screen, and then they were stunned by the scene that was played next.

Because there appeared on the screen a Gojo Satoru who was wearing a red delicately embroidered suit, dressed very carefully and exquisitely, and was exclaimed by the singer-songwriter!

It was Gojo Satoru who showed his eyes without wearing his weird sunglasses and bandages! !

Yi Guyou, who was almost seeing his teacher's face for the first time, was too stunned: "This person, is he Teacher Wutiao?!"

Panda nodded regretfully: "It's hard to believe, but Wu looks like this."

The video on the screen continued to play without any influence. After taking a picture of Gojo Satoru's attire, the camera focused on Gojo Satoru's handsome face with no flaws visible.

Obviously, Gojo Satoru's expression was stunned for a moment, and then immediately became vivid.

On the screen, Gojo Satoru's mouth didn't move, and a voice that seemed to be his heart sounded.

The voice said: "No way, no way, I'm getting married? Why don't I know when? I must be dreaming! Yes, this is a dream!"

Although everyone wanted to laugh, they also admired Wujo Satoru's keen observation ability to see through this dream in the first place.

After Gojo Satoru's heart sounds were played, the camera moved away from his face, and turned to film the reason why Gojo Satoru said he was married.

Because the place where Wujo Satoru is staying now is a very luxurious and romantic decoration, red ribbons and concentric knots are hung everywhere, and a red 囍 character is pasted on the background wall of the central ceremony stage.

The camera seems to have become the perspective of Gojo Satoru, showing the whole picture of the auditorium step by step as he observes.

Gojo Satoru also thought in his heart: "Although it's a dream... But this one is pretty good, it's more beautiful than anything we've ever seen... Wow, this red candle is amazing! I will also have an auditorium like this when I get married..."

"Huh? Wait?"

Before Wutiao Wuxin's heartbeat fell, everyone saw that the guest seats that were empty just now were filled to the brim, and there were no empty seats.

With the appearance of the guests, the voices gradually became louder, and the quiet wedding hall became lively.

At the same time, there also appeared on the stage wearing a black suit with a red flower on his chest, who looked more like a big brother Noctuid Zhengdao.

The people in the auditorium did not expect that the night moth Zhengdao would have a role in Gojo Wu's dream, and everyone couldn't help but look at the night moth Zhengdao present.

Night Moth is facing everyone's gaze rightly, with a firm expression on his face.

The video continued to play, and Zhengdao Noctua, standing in the center of the stage, seemed a little nervous. He cleared his throat imperceptibly, and said after the auditorium became quiet, "I am Zhengdao Noctua, and I am very glad to be invited. Be the witness of the newlyweds today."

"The following two newcomers are invited to enter!"

As the voice of the night moth fell to the ground, countless red petals rained down from the sky in the auditorium, and a melodious and romantic music was also played as the background music. The guests off the stage applauded in unison to welcome the newcomers.

As the groom, Gojo Satoru also appeared under the stairs at one end of the stage like a teleportation.

"Can I not go up next, this dream is too strange..."

Gojo Wujo's heart sounded, obviously Gojo Wujo didn't want to be forced to get married even in his dream, but the next second Xia Youjie appeared in a dark red suit.

Xia Youjie tied half of his head, and the small bangs on his forehead were still so strange. Looking at Gojo Wu with his long and narrow purple eyes, he asked, "Why don't you go up?"

"Do you regret realizing it? But if you want to regret it now—"

In the auditorium, Gojo Satoru did not forget to complain about Xia Youjie's strange bangs on the screen, nodding himself repeatedly, and said loudly, "Jie, your bangs are just weird!"

A vein popped out slightly on Xia Youjie's forehead, and it had been years since he was still holding on to his bangs, but the next moment, Xia Youjie laughed and was not angry at all.

Because of what Xia Youjie said next on the screen.

"It's not too late." Xia Youjie looked upright, his eyes were gentle and concerned, and his tone was even more considerate. He was a good brother who thought wholeheartedly about Gojo Wu.

"Jie, can you really help me?" Gojo Satoru thought in his heart that Jie really deserved to be his good brother.

"That's right, let me marry Guangli instead of you!" There was no need to change the dress, and he could go straight up to be the groom right now.

After Wujo Wu heard Xia Youjie's words, his smile, which was about to burst into full bloom, froze.

"What did you just say? I want to marry Guangli?!"

Gojo Wutiao grabbed Xia Youjie who was stepping up the stairs, and the good brother just now turned his face instantly: "Okay, I knew that your little eyes had mischievous intentions in the light, so I caught you! I don't need you to replace me with you!" Get married in Guangli!"

Gojo Satoru quickly pushed Xia Youjie away, and jumped onto the stage in a big stride, feeling happy: I'm going to marry Guangli!I'm going to marry Guangli! !

Hehehe...how is this a dream, this is reality!

In the auditorium, everyone was first amused by Gojo Gojo's plastic brotherhood with Xia Youjie, and then they were overjoyed by Gojo Gojo's self-slap in the face.

An Ge Ji, who has been bullied by Gojo Satoru for a long time, laughed unrestrainedly, clapping the armrest and shouting repeatedly, "Gojo Satoru, you have today!"

Gojo Satoru was also laughing, he didn't care about An Ge Ji's ridicule at all, he just took the time to see what is the sacred light in the mouth of him and Jie on the screen.

Xia Youjie also restrained his smile a little, and frowned in thought.

What the hell is this screen, and where was the video it played recorded from?

There is no Guangli in his memory at all, and I believe the same is true for Wu.

People in the auditorium have different opinions, and the broadcast continues without any interference on the screen.

After Gojo Satoru couldn't wait to jump onto the stage, he saw a slender red figure coming up from the opposite side.

Gojo Satoru's heartbeat was amplified at this moment, and everyone could hear his heartbeat becoming more and more intense. He opened his eyes wide, trying to sink the person slowly walking towards him into his heart.

Thanks to him, everyone outside the screen can see everything about that person clearly.

It was a man wearing the same embroidered gown as Gojo Satoru. Before everyone was surprised by the gender of Gojo Satoru's favorite, they were shocked by the man's appearance.

It's unbelievable that there are such people in this world...

This is a person who is very beautiful no matter what standard is used to judge it, and his appearance is probably like this.

Before seeing him, I thought that the ancients' descriptions of beauties were too exaggerated, but after meeting him, I realized that no matter how exaggerated the description was, it was not enough to describe his peerless beauty.

After struggling to regain her senses, An Geji covered her hot cheeks and expressed her deep understanding of the actions of Xia Youjie on the screen just now.

"If it was me, I would also go to pry the corner of Gojo Satoru!"

"Even if only the appearance can be seen, as long as the character is not as bad as Gojo Wu, I am willing to marry back and eat my soft rice at home!!"

Mingming's face was also a little flushed, she raised her hand to cover her forehead, beauty and money were fighting crazily in her heart, and in the end it was her persistence in money that prevailed.

"Everyone will grow old, and beauty cannot be preserved by gold..." She tried hard to convince herself.

A word from Jia Ruozi sank the money fan who had worked hard.

"If such a person is willing to eat soft food, how many people must send money to him in front of him."

The world is so superficial and only cares about the appearance, there are very few who can ignore the appearance and care about the soul.

Oh, except for Wujo Satoru, whose character is so bad that people ignore his outstanding appearance due to his strength.

Immediately, Mingming thought about how to collect the entrance fees of the beautiful dogs and rich women, and suddenly felt that this is a cash cow that can continue to generate money, and he can't wait to get into the screen and drag people out—what a pity to marry Wutiao Wu!It's so cheap!

Xia Youjie doesn't make any comments on himself on the screen, he is not the kind of person who judges the good or bad of the other person based on the superficial appearance-speaking of it, the light is really good-looking, it's a pity to match Wu.

It's better to be with him and be the face of the Panxing Sect at that time, and he should be able to cheat more money from those rich monkeys.

Wujowu didn't feel a pity at all, no matter how outstanding the other party was, in his heart, Wujowu was the best in the world.

Gojo Satoru, who is different from others, maintains a calm attitude of watching movies, watching himself on the screen excitedly walks to Guangli's side, and actively reaches out to hold Guangli's hand.

Hearing the heartbeat became louder, Gojo Satoru laughed at the self in the screen who was so excited to hold hands, would he go into shock when he kissed Enai later?

However, the dream came to an abrupt end just before Gojo Satoru on the screen was about to hold hands with Hikari, the screen went black for a moment, and then flickered on again soon.

The subtitles on the upper left of the screen changed.

【Reality】

Ah, the dreamer wakes up.

The person who appeared in the screen was a blond-haired blue-eyed Danish mixed-race Nanami Kento.

Jianren Qihai was also in the auditorium. Compared with the one on the screen, there was no difference in appearance between the two.

But Jianren Qihai appeared on the screen with the introduction subtitles.

[Seven Seas Jianren, 23 years old. 】

[Head of Operations Department of the New Magic Association. 】

Gojo Satoshi in the auditorium was shocked. This new magic association's action department did not exist in reality. Could it be that he reformed successfully on the screen? !

But on the surface, Gojo Satoru still teased his junior with a smile: "Yo Qihai, you haven't aged at all compared to before."

Jianren Qihai looked at Gojo Satoru with serious eyes, what does it mean not to grow old at all?He was not like this when he was really 23 years old!

Jianren Qihai on the screen said with the same expression: "President, I have notified you in advance that I need this document urgently, please review and approve it as soon as possible?"

Gojo Satoru, who was pushed to the top of his head because he was sleeping on the desk with the sunglasses on his face, came out, he yawned, and said in a casual tone, "It's not important, do you know Nanami, you interrupted me and Hikari?" Get married!"

"This is the most important event in my life! How are you going to compensate me?"

This person's words can be said to be very beating, and the hands of the audience who have suffered from it have already felt itchy.

Followed by Gojo Satoru's introductory subtitles.

[Gojo Satoru, 24 years old. 】

[President of the New Magic Association, honorary principal of Tokyo Magic High School. 】

Before a certain audience pointing to the honorary principal to show off to everyone, Jianren Qihai skillfully turned back in a distressing way.

"It seems that your mental state is not good, but I suggest you to dream at night, now is working time, please show your professionalism."

It might be because of the problem that he just fell asleep, Wutiaowu's mind was not clear enough, so he didn't refute Jianren Qihai.He opened the drawer and took out the seal, and Jianren Qihai quickly photographed the document in front of him.

After stamping the seal with a snap, Nanami Jianren pulled out the document and was about to leave, but Gojo Satoru grabbed one end of the document.

"Don't go in such a hurry, how about we chat?"

"Sorry, I don't have time for you to waste."

"Qihai-the only person I can talk to now is you." Gojo Satoru winked at Jianren Qihai.

"Don't say such things that only sound disgusting." Jianren Qihai was very cold.

Gojo Satoru was very sad: "How can you treat your boss like this? Minister Nanami, I will give you shoes for sure!"

"A boss who threatens his subordinates to listen to nonsense with wearing small shoes is shit."

"How can it be nonsense?! This is the most secret voice hidden deep in my heart, it is my pursuit and persistence for love... Qihai, don't you know the most romantic past?"

"I don't want to hear any third-rate love stories you make up."

Gojo Satoru yelled at the case in anger: "I didn't make it up!!"

Jianren Qihai pushed his glasses calmly: "Then can I tell Senior Xingjian your story? Maybe I can ask Senior Xingjian to sue you in court for allegedly spreading rumors and damaging his personal reputation."

"You can't do this, Nanami!" Gojo Satoru was heartbroken.

"I'm your most trusted senior!" Gojo Satoru played the emotional card.

"The senior I respect and trust the most is Senior Hoshimi."

"Ah, so it wasn't me?" Gojo Gojo was stunned.

"It was never you." Jianren Qihai ruthlessly shattered Gojo Wu's delusion.

"How can this be?! I've helped you so many times!!" Gojo Satoru couldn't believe it.

"Yeah, thanks to your enthusiastic help, I had to bear a huge debt without graduating from high school." Qihai Jianren's voice became cold as he spoke, and finally even the ice balls could be realized. "As a result, I had to join the association to work for you to make money and pay off your debts."

Gojo Satoru flinched, trying to speak nicely to Nanami Kento.

"Ah, I was young, frivolous and ignorant back then. Everyone had their youth. Who didn't make mistakes when they were young? Let the past go, and let's not mention it again."

Jianren Qihai gave him a cold look: "You are really a bad person."

"Huh?! Nanami, don't take such personal attacks!"

In the audience, An Geji felt the same way, and expressed her great approval for Jianren Nanami's evaluation of Gojo Satoru.

"Qihai, let's have a drink!" She raised the beer can in her hand to Jianren Qihai.

Someone reflected for a while, and then asked in surprise, "Hey, do you really hate me so much?"

"That Qihai is scolding me, is there no one to speak for me?"

Gojo Gojo looked around and called names one by one: "Jie?"

"Nitrogen?"

"Night Moth?"

"Miss Mingming?"

"Yidizhi?"

After the friends and colleagues finished counting, only Mingming said that if she was given money, she would be willing to say something nice for him for the sake of the money.

Wutiao Wu didn't believe in evil, so he ordered the students one by one.

"Pang Tatsumaki Suzakuta?"

The students were as quiet as chickens, only Otoko Yota was a little hesitant on the face, and Gojo Satoru met his eyes, and encouraged him to stand up and say a good word for the respected teacher with his eyes.

Yi Guyou retracted his head suddenly.

Gojo Satoru was silent in the face, but his mood had something in common with the one on the screen.

On the screen, after successfully attacking Gojo Satoru, Qihai Jianren left happily with the documents.

However, Jianren Qihai still has some kind of friendship with Wujo Wu, so before he left, he gave Wujo Wu a business card.

"Member's hotline? Why did you give me this?" Gojo Satoru was puzzled while holding the business card.

"Don't you want to talk to people and complain? In order to solve the difficulties of people's lives, our highly respected and beloved MP specially set up a hotline for MPs.

Dial this number to connect with Mr. Congressman. Every day, Mr. Congressman will make time to answer at this time to get a close look at the lives of the people. "

Jianren Qihai read it like a salesman. After finishing it, he commented: "Isn't this the perfect person to listen to your thoughts? Maybe Mr. Congressman, who is used to all kinds of life, will give you some useful advice on love. .”

Gojo Satoru held the business card thoughtfully: "You're right, it sounds quite reasonable."

"Well, think about it." Jianren Qihai left quickly.

After Gojo Satoru thought for a while, he really dialed with the phone on his desk.

He thought to himself, anyway, the person on the other side of the phone doesn't know who he is, so it's not ashamed to talk about the experience of pursuing failure.

In the auditorium, the family is amazed.

"Wujo, you have been limped by Qihai."

Gojo Satoru was about to listen to another story about his unrequited love, when he heard this, he raised his eyebrows: "I don't think there's anything wrong with it."

"Glass, that's how he is, he can even stand a joke about himself." Xia Youjie said loudly.

Seeing now, most of them have already seen that this is a story that happened in a parallel world.

Jia Ruozi shook his head: "I really want to study how thick your skin is Wutiao."

Gojo Satoru rubbed his face and smiled.

On the screen, Gojo Satoru was lucky enough to call the congressman's hotline. As soon as the call was connected, he choked his throat and pretended to be a young girl in Huaichun: "Mr. Congressman, there is one thing that has always troubled me, and that is what I like. He doesn't like me, this incident makes me very painful, what should I do to make him like me? Should I show my intentions more clearly? But I am worried that if I am too direct, will I be scared? to him..."

Gojo Satoru chattered endlessly into the microphone, but there was no sound on the other end of the phone, as if he was quietly listening to his troubles.

After Gojo Satoru poured out all his entangled thoughts in one breath like beans poured from a bamboo tube, he felt a lot better. Finally, he asked, "So, Mr. Congressman, do you have any good suggestions?"

"cough."

A light cough came from the other end of the phone, Gojo Wu was taken aback, why did this voice sound familiar to him?

"Wu, is it you?" Xia Youjie, Wutiaowu's three-year classmate and best friend, came out from the phone with great certainty.

"Jie? Why are you!" Gojo Satoru was shocked.

"It turns out that you are the MP on this MP's hotline?!"

"Don't be so surprised. Didn't your family play a role when I was elected?" Xia Youjie smiled.

"Isn't it when you transferred back from Yokohama?"

"A month ago. Not to mention the friendship between us, you have to care about current affairs, don't you?"

"Uh..." Gojo Satoru responded silently.

"Speaking of it, I didn't even know that Wu Wu's thoughts are so delicate——"

"Ah, stop talking! You're a friend, so just forget what I just said, so I'll hang up!!"

Gojo Satoru, who died in front of his friends, hung up the phone with a bang.

There was a dead silence in the auditorium.

A few seconds later, as the first unbearable laughter leaked out, everyone couldn't bear to laugh anymore.

Wujo Satoru himself laughed along with him, as if he didn't feel that everyone was laughing at him at all.

As if to take care of the mood of the audience, the screen continued to play the next scene after everyone had almost laughed.

The screen was black at first, and then the scene was switched.

The background is an office. One of the protagonists, Xia Youjie, smiled helplessly and shook his head at the microphone in his hand, which was constantly busy.

His introductory subtitles took the opportunity to pop out.

[Xia Youjie, 24 years old. 】

[Member of the House of Representatives. 】

Without waiting for the audience to react, the picture quickly followed Xia Youjie's gaze to another person in the office.

"You heard Wu's confession just now, so Guangli, what do you think?"

This second person is exactly the marriage partner they saw in Wutiao Wu's dream——Guangli!

Guangli lives up to his name, even if he sits quietly on the dark brown leather sofa and looks down at the open book in his hand, he is as beautiful and dazzling as a fairy in a painting, with a bright moon in the sky.

Hearing Xia Youjie's question, Xing Jianguang looked calm, raised his eyes and asked him, "What should I think?"

"Uh..." Xia Youjie smiled wryly at the pair of beautiful, dreamy but unwavering star eyes in Shangguangli.

"I understand. Although from the standpoint of a friend, I should help Wu to persuade you."

Xia Youjie looked away from Guangli, "But I also have my stand."

Not just Gojo Satoru's friends and classmates.

Xia Youjie also has his hidden selfishness.

"Without an idea, there should be no response."

As Xing Jianguang's cold words fell, the subtitles introducing him also appeared.

[Xing Jianguang, 23 years old. 】

No other information was given, and then the entire screen went dark, and a line of eye-catching text jumped out.

[Today's viewing time is over, thank you for watching. 】