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After being pulled into the movie screening hall again, Gojo Satoru remembered the last experience.

Others apparently did as well.

"I thought the last time was over, why did it come again?"

"Won't you remember the relevant memories after you leave? What a pity."

"Yeah, yeah, I still want to laugh at Gojo Satoru with what I saw last time!"

Gojo Satoru skillfully manipulated the seat with a smile and floated in front of the singer: "It's a pity that the singer can't do it—"

It's rare for Ange Ji to not be angry. She put her arms around her chest and raised her chin: "Why are you so happy, this thing is obviously aimed at you."

"It turns out that the singer is not angry because she is going to continue watching my jokes?" Wujo Wu was thoughtful.

An Geji waved her arms: "Which one of you here doesn't want to continue watching Wutiao's bastard's joke?"

Everyone said in unison: "No!"

Including Xia Youjie.

"Uh..." Gojo Satoru fell into a rare silence.

But no one cares about him.

Everyone is discussing whether the big screen will play the daydream of another Gojo Satoru in the parallel world again this time, and if so, what kind of outrageous content will it be?

However, before the screen broadcast, there was a sudden and silent audience in the auditorium.

This group of new spectators was much more noisy than Gojo Satoru and his party last time.

"Enemy attack?! Protect the leader!!"

"Where is the enemy?"

"Where is my Alice?"

"The people from the Armed Detective Agency are also there! Is this their conspiracy?!"

"Mr. Ranpo, where is this!?"

"Bastard Dazai! Give me the notepad!"

"Mr. Dazai!"

"Human tiger!! Rashomon—Mr. Dazai!!"

"Ah, it's Akutagawa!!"

Gojo Satoru picked out his ears, and drifted directly to the side of Akutagawa Ryunosuke who was desperately trying to get away from the chair to beat someone, and said to him calmly: "The chair is inseparable. If you want to beat someone, you might as well go straight Throw something to him quickly."

By the way, I also demonstrated to Akutagawa Ryunosuke how to use the armrest screen to point out what you want. It is typical to watch the excitement without taking too much trouble.

"Enlightenment!" Ye Mozheng's face darkened.

But Akutagawa Ryunosuke, who was inspired by him, immediately ordered a cup of hot water and threw it at Atsushi Nakajima.

As a result, under Atsushi Nakajima's horrified gaze, a protective cover was automatically deployed over his seat before the hot water cup was air-dropped and landed, completely blocking the hot water cup, and even the Izumi Jinghua and the Osamu Dazai was not involved.

"Well, it turns out that hurting each other is also forbidden. It's quite thorough." Gojo Satoru said and returned to his family.

Akutagawa Ryunosuke who was being used came back to his senses and stared at him very fiercely: "You bastard!!"

Mori Ogai, whose subordinate was stupid and was seen by outsiders, coughed lightly: "Akutagawa-kun, please keep quiet."

Akutagawa Ryunosuke still stared at Gojo Satoru: "Yes! This subordinate obeys!"

Next to Mori Ogai, Nakahara Nakaya raised his forehead and muttered, "Why do I have the feeling that I saw a Dazai again?"

Edogawa Ranpo scanned around and quickly understood the situation, and concluded: "Can't leave the chair, can't attack each other, can't use special abilities, and can use the armrest menu to order all kinds of food - ah, the president can't point out cats , let us watch a movie, and it has something to do with us?"

Gojo Satoru praised him from afar: "Bingo! All answers are correct!"

Osamu Dazai regretfully threw away the cephalosporin that he couldn't feed into his mouth: "You can't even hurt yourself."

"Mr. Dazai!!" Atsushi Nakajima didn't realize that Osamu Dazai had tried to kill himself once.

Kunikida Doppo punched Dazai Osamu on the head with his fist: "Dazai, you bastard! Let me save my heart!!"

"Ah! Why did Kunikida hit me?! Didn't you say you can't hurt each other?!" Osamu Dazai moaned.

"Because Kunikida is a male mother, the elders will not refuse love and care." Edogawa Ranpo said very naturally.

"Male, male mother?!" Kunikida Doppo burst open.

"Love from the elders?! How disgusting!" Osamu Dazai was disgusted.

"Your size is disgusting!!" Kunikida Doppo came back to life.

Before Gojo Satoru, who was about to use the word "male mother" to tease Xia Youjie, hadn't opened his mouth, the light in the projection hall dimmed, and then the field of vision suddenly brightened—the video started.

The first thing that catches everyone's eyes on the big screen is a modern village located at the foot of the mountain, with crisscross fields and beautiful mountains and rivers.

A somewhat worn-out bus stopped at the same worn-out platform, and then two young men wearing similar uniforms walked out of it.

The black-haired young man looked sunny, and when he got out of the car, he also waved to the car with a bright smile: "Thank you, uncle driver!"

The blond mixed-race young man got out of the car early and looked at the distant mountains and forests along the road ahead. His eyes were very sharp, as if he was observing something.

In the auditorium, only a few of the newcomers noticed that the blond mixed race looked like the blond man on the other side on the screen, and guessed some details.

Jianren Qihai and Wujo Wutiao had already seen it clearly. It turned out that it was that mission.

Xia Youjie closed his eyes, staring seriously at the vibrant black-haired young man on the screen.

Gray original...

The video on the screen continued to play, and the bus drove away. Hui Yuanxiong patted his companion who was observing carefully: "Nanami, did you find anything?"

"Nothing." Jianren Qihai, a second-year junior high school student, immediately exuded a sense of belonging to a social animal as soon as he opened his mouth.

"Then I have to go into the village and ask, to see if anything unusual has happened recently." Hui Yuanxiong patted his bag, "Let's go, Nanami?"

"Ah."

Those who were familiar with the ending of this mission silently watched the two young people go to the established dead end, the atmosphere in the auditorium became serious, and even Gojo Satoru didn't mean to joke.

But unexpectedly, before entering the village, the two stopped.

It was Jianren Qihai who stopped first, and he frowned: "Wait a minute, Huiyuan, I'm a little uneasy."

Hui Yuanxiong stopped immediately, and heard Nanami Jianren say: "Have you brought your duty list? Let's confirm, is the person on duty today Senior Hoshimi?"

Hearing this, Hui Yuanxiong took out a piece of paper from his pocket: "Bring it here, let me see, yes, the people on duty this week are all Senior Hoshimi!"

The paper in the hands of Hui Yuanxiong was magnified by the camera. On it was a form with a simple and straightforward title, and the dates and names were arranged separately.

And the row that Hui Yuanxiong pointed to was filled with the word "Hoshimi", and there was a small red emblem next to the name.

The other rows are Wutiao Special Emblem, Summer Oil Special Emblem, 99 Special Emblem and Zhongyuan Special Emblem.

Gojo Satoru murmured and said, "I'm not surprised that the Star Meeting is a special class, let's not talk about that woman in 99 Yuki, who is Zhongyuan? Have you heard of it?"

The sudden addition of a super conjurer surprised others. On the other side of the auditorium, someone was looking at a gravity user named Zhong Yuan.

We have heard of this person from Zhongyuan.

After the episode, Jianren Qihai on the screen carefully checked the date and the name of the person, and after confirming that they were correct, he breathed a sigh of relief and said, "That's great, if it's Xing who sees senior, then there's no problem."

Hui Yuanxiong folded the paper and put it back in his pocket, and said with a smile, "Qami really trusts Hoshimi-senpai."

"I admit that even seeing Senior Hoshimi's name will make me feel at ease, don't you think so, Huiyuan?" Jianren Qihai calmly said words like a fanboy.

"Haha, that's true. Senior Xingjian will give us a great sense of security, but I think senior Xia You is also great!" Xia Youjie's fanboy Hui Yuanxiong was not to be outdone.

"It's best to see senior Xing!" Jianren Qihai refused to admit it, and Xia Youjie and that scumbag Wutiaowu couldn't get any better!

"Hello Senior Xia You!" Hui Yuanxiong insisted.

After the two fanboys went off topic and argued for a while, they ended with Jianren Qihai saying that they should get down to business.

The two of them began to ask around the village about the abnormal things that had happened recently, and the atmosphere outside the auditorium also eased because of the dispute between the two of them just now.

An Geji smiled happily: "It's so funny, a certain scumbag hasn't even been mentioned!"

Jia Ruozi: "The juniors are not blind, that makes me happy."

Xia Youjie also had a smile on his face: "That's great."

"What's good, it's not good at all!"

A scumbag who didn't deserve to be mentioned stomped his feet: "Really! Why doesn't anyone worship him as the strongest!"

In an instant, the auditorium disappeared, and no one spoke again.

Gojo Satoru: "Hey, hey, what's your reaction? What do you mean, huh?!"

Xia Youjie: "Wu, stop arguing and watch the screen."

"Humph!"

On the screen, the interview between Hui Yuanxiong and Qihai Jianren has come to an end, the video seems to have been fast-forwarded, and the two people who were investigating separately reunited at the end of the village.

"The source of all the changes in the village points to the mountain, and the curse spirit is probably hidden in the mountain. This mountain is its best cover." Jianren Qihai concluded.

"Well, let's go up the mountain to look for the curse spirit. The initial judgment is Level [-], and it is suspected to be Level [-]. We can still solve it with our efforts."

"Don't say it so easily, don't draw conclusions without seeing the curse spirit with your own eyes." Jianren Qihai corrected him.

"It's just a guess, it's just a guess, Qi Hai, don't be so serious!"

Hui Yuanxiong laughed and took out a piece of yellow talisman paper from his bag: "By the way, Nanami, do you want to use this just in case?"

Jianren Qihai's expression was a little subtle after seeing the talisman paper: "I didn't expect you to have a careful side, Huiyuan."

Hui Yuanxiong waved his hand: "Actually, I put it in the bag last time and forgot to take it out. When I came here, I found it in the bag."

Jianren Qihai's expression instantly regained his composure: "Oh."

"The village next to the deep mountain, and the curse spirit hiding in the mountain, there is a certain connection between the two at first sight. The curse spirit may have some way of manipulating the villagers, so for everyone's safety, I'm sorry..."

Hui Yuanxiong, who sneaked into the center of the village, chanted and lit the yellow talisman paper in his hand. The smoke that came out after the talisman paper was lit was strange dark red, and the dark red smoke slowly drifted away. The people in the village will fall to the ground and fall asleep, and the animals in the village are no exception.

Only Hui Yuanxiong, who protected himself with magic power, was awake, and after confirming one by one that all the villagers were asleep, he came to the end of the village again, where Nanami Jianren was waiting for him.

"Everyone is asleep, the spells of the Central Plains are still so powerful!"

When Hui Yuanxiong lit the talisman, he fully unfolded the yellow talisman paper, so everyone in the audience could see the words drawn on the yellow talisman paper.

It was Huang Ba who uttered three words correctly!

"Chuya's gravity can still be used like this?" Dazai Osamu was the first to mock, "It's a pity you only use it to hit people, Chuya."

"It's the first time I know too!" Nakahara Chuya glared at him.

"Okay, Zhongye, keep watching quietly." Mori Ou went out to stop him. The amount of information revealed so far is amazing. If Zhongyuan Zhongye did not enter the port mafia, what would happen to his port mafia? ?

On the screen, Nanami Kento and Hui Yuanxiong found a shrine on the mountain. There are fresh food offerings in front of the statue in the shrine, and the statue is the body of the mantra.

Exactly what they guessed!

This curse spirit is the land god believed by the villagers! !

Almost as soon as he stepped into the shrine, the shrine began to vibrate. Seeing that the situation was not good, Jianren Qihai immediately dragged Huiyuanxiong out of the shrine, and quickly drew out his weapon.

"I'm such a crow's mouth!" Hui Yuanxiong patted his face, and Nanami Jianren tapped him on the shoulder, "What are you thinking at this time, hurry up and prepare to fight!"

The curse spirit had already killed him, and the two quickly dispersed to both sides. The curse spirit did not hesitate to chase Hui Yuanxiong and kill him!

Jianren Qihai rushed to help immediately, but the strength of the curse spirit was higher than expected: "Damn it! It turned out to be a first-level curse spirit!"

Jianren Qihai slashed at the weak point of the curse spirit created by him for seven or three points. The critical hit did not cause too much damage, but stimulated the ferocity of the curse spirit. With a roar, the curse spirit slapped the ground violently !

"Hihara hide!!"

Many spikes gushed out from the ground and rushed towards Hui Yuanxiong. Hui Yuanxiong rolled over in embarrassment on the ground, barely avoiding the long-range attack of the curse spirit.

"hateful!!"

Hui Yuanxiong, the founder of Qihai, fought with the curse spirit for a while. They could cause very little damage to the curse spirit's hard shell, but they couldn't ignore the curse spirit's attack, so they could only flee in embarrassment.

"Going on like this is not an option, Huihara! You carry it first, and I'll call for support!" Jianren Qihai shouted to Huiyuanxiong.

"Okay!" Hui Yuanxiong responded, and quickly avoided the attack of the curse spirit.

Jianren Qihai took out the communicator from his bag after retreating some distance, and input the magic power to communicate.

"I'm Jianren Qihai, a quasi-second-level conjurer, number 07. The mission objective is wrong. The second-level curse spirit is actually a belief in the land god. Now I am requesting remote support!"

As soon as the communicator was connected, Jianren Qihai speeded up his speech and explained the situation, but what he waited for was not a familiar and trustworthy voice, but some scum that made his hands itch when he heard it!

"Hey! The spell power has been verified correctly, and the information has been verified successfully! The long-range fire strike unit is in place, and the long-range support is being deployed!"

In an instant, the screen switched from the deep mountains and old forests to the office. The furnishings in the office are very ordinary. The only unusual thing is the person sitting at the desk with his legs crossed, playing minesweeper idlely.

"Wait! Why are you, Senior Wutiao? Senior Xingjian is on duty today, right?!"

The screen is divided into two halves, one half is Gojo Satoru with a leisurely face playing minesweeper, and the other half is Nanami Jianren who is nervous and stunned in crisis.

"Why can't it be me? It's so hard for Hikari to worry about you weak people every day, so I'll be on duty for him and let him rest." Gojo Satoru put down the mouse, and while speaking, he pulled the scroll at hand casually.

A map with cosmic stars in the background jumped into the camera. There were no detailed routes or signs on the map, only two green lights flashing in the upper left corner.

"You bastard—" Qi Haijian scolded angrily, but Gojo Satoru interrupted him indifferently.

"Deployment completed! The fire support is ready, and the mana has been filled--spell reversal! The launch was successful!"

Wujo Wuxin squeezed the air, and caught the two green lights from the map into the midair, and he could faintly see the scene corresponding to Jianren Qihai's side that appeared in the midair.

As the voice fell, he pressed the red light accumulated in his palm into the scene that appeared out of thin air: "The total journey is 590 kilometers, and it is estimated to arrive in ten seconds. Friendly reminder, please complete the evacuation in time within nine seconds, over!"

"Slow down, bastard! Are you trying to blow us up together!!" Jianren Qihai showed a hellish expression in disbelief.

"Well, you guys won't die anyway, bye—" Wujo Satoru ended the communication humming a song.

"Hey?! Shit! Scum!!"

Jianren Qihai immediately greeted Hui Yuanxiong: "Hui Yuan! Get out of there quickly, He is coming!!"

"what?!!"

Fortunately, at the critical moment, both of them successfully withdrew from the scope of the tent.

Then a violent red light blasted down from the sky, and the feeling of landslides and ground cracks rushed over in an instant. The two had to rush towards the village. in.

The trees, boulders, and mud that fell from the mountain kept splashing down, and it was shocking to hit the protective cover. They didn't die in the hands of the curse spirit, but the two who were almost killed by their seniors wiped their faces with lingering fear.

"Gojo Satoru is shit!!" Jianren Qihai scolded angrily.

No matter how optimistic Haibara Yuu was, he had to admit: "You're right Nanami!"

"Huihara, we must not pay for this mountain! Remember to put all the responsibility on Wujo Wu! Otherwise, we will definitely bear a huge debt!" Jianren Qihai's eyes were red, and his eyes were full of money. anger.

"Yeah!" Hui Yuanxiong nodded repeatedly.

Off-screen, Gojo Satoru smiled shyly: "Oh, I'm so sorry, I'm just that strong, don't all look at me, I'll be shy."

"Tch! Scum!" Everyone spurned in unison.

[This movie viewing is temporarily interrupted, please look forward to the next broadcast. 】