Dressed as a background board boss, I hold a local tyrant

Liu Ju finally chose to compromise.

But before compromising, the man who was a professional painter showed an extremely gentle and elegant smile: "It's really a day/a dog."

In fact, he still wanted to give the middle finger, but he always felt that if such a gesture was used on a girl, the beating would be harder.

Ye Yichuan just smiled, and then said: "I will not become what he said in the painting."

Seeing Ye Yichuan's smile, Qiao Yan's face turned red like an apple, and she quickly let go of Liuju's head with her hands.

He coughed as if nothing had happened.

Qiao Yan tidied herself up because she was torn off a lot by Liu Ju, looked at her bald hair, and said afterwards: "It's certain that you won't become like that, but I absolutely can't accept it. You appear in those paintings with that appearance!"

Absolutely not.

That pair was something scarier than a nightmare, and Qiao Yan shivered all over, with a feeling of goosebumps.

Chlorophyll stretched out a 100 yuan bill beside her, touched her chin and said, "Will the director give us 100 yuan every day, or is this used as a start-up fund for our next 7 days of survival?"

The variety show "Brother Is Coming" will have some different details in the setting of each episode, so even if Chlorophyll asks such a question, the director will not give an answer in advance before the time reaches tomorrow.

Facing this question, the other three had different ideas.

Qiao Yan: "I advocate living in the moment, unless Susu you don't want to eat my roasted pork ribs today, the kind with crispy bones."

When filming the drama with two female leads, although Chlorophyll also ate the box lunch delivered by the director with everyone, but sometimes he would order an extra takeaway meat dish for himself.

One of the most common is the crispy ribs.Sweet and sour, braised, and even pork rib soup.

Hobbies can be described as very obvious.

Qiao Yan immediately grasped the weakness of chlorophyll.

"Then what if the director doesn't give us money tomorrow?" Liu Ju asked back.

"So before you came to participate in this show, have you ever seen how the theme of the show is written?" Qiao Yan always felt that her desire to complain was instantly full.

Although what she meant was only the meaning of the four words "Brother is Coming", specifically referring to the elder brother who will solve the troubles caused by the younger sister.

"But the problem is that I don't know how to skateboard either." Liu Ju stretched her flexible and stiff hands.

The flexibility is because he can better hold the paintbrush when painting, while the stiffness is due to the finger tenosynovitis, which will make his hands crack when he opens them.

Liu Ju also said: "During my student days, the sport I was most exposed to was actually playing table tennis."

"You seem to have exposed something." Chlorophyll refers to age and age, and age.

Liu Ju is not afraid at all: "Thirty to stand."

"Ten years ago, I would feel heartbroken because of others calling me uncle. Ten years later, I would only feel that now, I finally have the charm of uncle."

"Really?" Qiao Yan felt that compared to Ye Yichuan and Chlorophyll's brother-sister love each other, this cousin who searched through the family tree by herself and hired a detective to find it, and who had been working for a while before participating in the show, was more suitable. Become an opponent who hurt each other with her.

"I remember you sold a copy of "Aliens Fighting Landlords" some time ago."

Qiao Yan told Liu Ju with her eyes: Secondary school will never end.

But the problem is that you don't win either, you only have two.

Liu Ju sneered: "What is "Aliens Fighting Landlords"? My "Zhu Yuanzhang Opens Wuling Hongguang Mini" is still in Achuan's studio."

Qiao Yan began to doubt Ye Yichuan's aesthetics for a moment, but soon she showed an expression of how she could doubt a male god.

a3 showed no emotion: [Qiao Yan's current awareness is 53%].

Then in the next second it became: [Qiao Yan's recognition rate is 51%].

Ye Yichuan: ...

Adults are used to deceiving themselves.

Qiao Yan could only tell herself: "It must be because you misled my lord brother!"

Liu Ju complained: "Don't you feel ashamed for saying such things?"

Ye Yichuan tried his best to smooth things over: "As long as it's not an abusive name, I don't mind calling me anything."

Qiao Yan recovered instantly.

Liu Ju didn't think this would work: "From now on, in front of girls, don't try your best to show off your charm."

"I suspect she is going to pass out soon." Liu Ju's expression has become affirmative.

Probably because Qiao Yan leaned back directly tactically, clenched his hands together to form fists on his chest, with an expression as if he was praying, and it looked like he was about to ascend to heaven.

Ye Yichuan: "...I'm just preventing you from fighting in a very ordinary way."

Qiao Yan said righteously: "It is because of this that it is easier for people to determine how good you are."

She made a big circle.

Ye Yichuan doesn't mean that he is a particularly gentle person. For details, refer to a director who is still running a farmhouse in the countryside, a director who is almost forgotten.

It is said that due to improper care some time ago, chicken plague appeared in the other party's chicken farm, and he lost a lot of money. While living a tight life, he could only sell some of the director's equipment that was mixed in the entertainment circle back then at a low price.

Nothing else.

Here, chlorophyll grabbed Qiao Yan's arm to prevent her from continuing to blow wildly: "Okay, okay, I understand, live in the moment, so can we go to the vegetable market?"

Although Chlorophyll is willing to blow Ye Yichuan with Qiao Yan, she can feel that Ye Yichuan is a little embarrassed now.

It's not because I'm ashamed of others' praise, it's just that I'm not used to others bragging about myself in front of my friends.This is actually the same degree of embarrassment compared to others turning their backs on themselves and speaking ill of themselves to their friends.

So Chlorophyll and Qiao Yan took the 100 yuan bills and walked away from the two people who were sitting in the yard and had no real experience of participating in the show.

At noon, Qiao Yan brought back seven catties of rice, which he said would be enough for four people to eat for a week.

I also bought a lot of food, but judging by the appetites of the four people, after one meal at noon and one meal at night, there is probably nothing left.

The chlorophyll had eaten the crunchy bones that he wanted to eat, and after the meal, he was lazily sitting on the chair Ye Yichuan was sitting on before.

Qiao Yan stretched her legs and occupied Liuju's original position. She let half of her legs be in the sun and half in the shade of a tree. She felt that her calves were a little hot from the sun, so she retracted them.

The two under the tree chatted one after another, as if they had moved forward many years in advance and lived in a nursing home with their girlfriends in the future.

The two older brothers couldn't drive the Colorful Clouds, and they couldn't even skateboard, so they were decisively sent to the kitchen to wash the dishes after dinner.

Liu Ju was washing the dishes quite decently, but then he turned his head and glanced at Ye Yichuan who was staying by the other pool.

The clothes on Ye Yichuan's body are still his own, it's only the first day, the director won't let them change themselves just now.

It is precisely because of this that this man, who was calmly wearing a shirt and a loose suit in early winter, rolled up all his sleeves, revealing his white and strong arms,

Too much whiteness, Liu Ju thought to himself.

Because he was standing by Ye Yichuan's side, Liu Ju looked at him from an angle, and it was easier to observe the gentleness of Ye Yichuan's slender eyelashes when they blinked slightly.

Standing there, he didn't straighten his body too much, so that no one could perceive any rigid taste, nor did he appear lazy because he was too lazy.

It's just the right kind of naturalness. Liu Ju felt that she couldn't describe it, but she still had to admit: "I guess if this clip of you washing dishes is cut into a variety show that is broadcast, there may be a little girl crying and saying To be the bowl in your hand."

Porcelain has a warm and moist feeling, and Ye Yichuan's hand looks white, but because of the cold water, it is full of a different kind of beauty when it is put together with the hands that are a little red from the cold.

Liu Ju wanted to draw it a little bit.

Including the dish soap foam stuck to Ye Yichuan's hands.

Ye Yichuan kept moving his hands, turned all the bowls upside down on the four flat chopsticks to drain, wiped the water off his hands with a towel, and said, "Then don't cut this part in."

"Because of my body, my hands are always cold in winter, and they become the bowl in my hand...it's better to have a chance to eat together."

Liu Ju said: "For those little girls, there may be no chance."

When eating, Liu Ju found that Ye Yichuan ate very little, and this was still in the case of comparing the two girls next to him.

He judged that it was probably not because of a small appetite, but there was nothing he could do to help.

So I said: "Also, can I draw your hands washing the dishes just now?"

Ye Yichuan: "...as long as it's not your previous series of paintings." The subtext is that he doesn't really want to present himself in Liu Ju's paintings in all kinds of impossible appearances.

It doesn't matter... In fact, it still matters, those paintings are really not good.

Although it is very surprising at first glance, it will definitely be more of a shock that makes people want to beat Liuju to death.

Liu Ju: "...I actually don't really want to be assassinated by my cheap cousin in the middle of the night."

If he really did that, Qiao Yan would definitely not let him go.

It was because he wanted to participate in the same show as his favorite male god, so he was a ruthless person who could find out his utterly incomprehensible cousin.

Ye Yichuan finally gave Liuju a look, "I'm glad my friend is not someone who is good at killing people".

In the afternoon, the director did not assign any tasks to the guests at all.

Chlorophyll still has the time to chat with the director: "Will it be impossible to cut enough interesting clips?"

The director told Chlorophyll: "Because our variety show has its own positioning, the behind-the-scenes team of "Brother Is Coming" never planned to make it a first-line variety show."

When Qiao Yan and Chlorophyll offered to cooperate with each other, the director was surprised.

In the past, they took the initiative to go to the third or fourth line, or even as small as the 18th line, who had no reputation on the Internet at all, or they were simply a small Internet celebrity with only a few thousand fans... Such people went to cooperate.

There are few people who pay attention, and there are not so many things.

Two first-line actresses offered to cooperate together. The director wanted to refuse at first, but his assistant asked him to check Weibo.

After looking at Weibo, I realized that it was a request from fans.

After thinking about it, although they have a lot of traffic, since it is mainly requested by fans, there should be no reason to participate in a variety show, which will cause the guests to scold them to death.

The director felt that the environment in the entertainment circle was still a bit impetuous.He doesn't really think that he is the heavyweight who will change the phenomenon of the entertainment industry, but he just feels that he is in this industry and he is not so short of money, so he can just direct some variety shows he likes.

"However, I think this issue should not be without something to watch."

The director stopped talking after that.

Ye Yichuan and Liu Ju also came out of the room.

The four chatted while sitting in the small yard in the countryside and looking out.

They saw several children who were estimated to be only three or four years old.

They wetted a small puddle of soil with river water, and finally formed a concave lump of wet soil, which they threw hard on the ground.

The rule is that whoever falls the loudest can smear some mud on the person who fell the squib.

The sun was gradually setting from the horizon. As far as staying in the manor and seeing different sunsets at different times, Ye Yichuan didn't pay much attention to the picture of the sun setting on the horizon.

A child from a villager's house next door, when he finally returned home with a grin covered in dirt, was greeted head-on with a mixed doubles by his parents.

The child also howled and said: "Tomorrow I will definitely be able to drop the loudest earth cannon, and then paste all the mud on Xiao Liu's body."

Ye Yichuan guessed that he might think that Xiaoliu, who will be beaten tomorrow, can be with him today.

Ye Yichuan paused for a while and then said, "I probably never cheated a doctor like this when I was young."

Chlorophyll stared at Ye Yichuan for a full minute, and then said: "At that time, you would only silently hand over the words to the doctor when he asked you what the meaning of the words in the original Italian document was. Make a dictionary."

Qiao Yan: "Pfft."

The next second she knelt quickly.

I ran directly to the tree, looked at the tree and thought about it, and said loudly: "I'm not laughing at you, I just think that everyone's childhood is different, but there are similarities."

Liu Ju: "I don't think so."

"When I was three or four years old, I couldn't read original Italian books, and I didn't give dictionaries to my friends. At most, I was rewarded by two teachers with good grades of No.1 in kindergarten."

Ye Yichuan had a calm expression the whole time, and he told Liu Ju, "I can also give you two flowers now."

Liu Ju:?

"The left cheek blossoms and the right cheek blossoms."

Liuju: ...

Farewell!

In the evening, I ate the leftovers from noon. Chlorophyll fried a pot of rice with the leftovers.

One person filled a bowl.

Chlorophyll also gave such a hodgepodge fried rice a nice name.

The euphemistic name is: "This is the mixed fried rice that can never be reproduced!"

Liu Ju: "You might as well call it, unparalleled in the world, number one in the world, unique, unique, well-known actresses Qiao Yan and Chlorophyll in the entertainment circle, pouring all their affection into it, carefully made assorted fried rice."

Qiao Yan tilted her head: "...Is there any difference?"

Chlorophyll: "... more prefixes?"

Only Ye Yichuan sighed helplessly, not only did he get all of Liu Ju's thoughts, but he didn't forget to explain: "Liu Ju means that it will feel more expensive to say it this way."

Liu Ju nodded solemnly: "After all, I think that even if A Chuan eats fried rice with eggs, he will use the most expensive rice in the world, and those eggs that look fancy and come in various colors."

"I heard that there are green eggs, and I wonder if green chickens can be hatched from such eggs."

Ye Yichuan: ...My friend's thoughts jumped too fast, so he didn't know what to say for a while.

Then he said, "Actually, I have never eaten fried rice."

Whether it is Ye Yichuan on the background board or Ye Yichuan from the interstellar era, they have never eaten fried rice that normal people have eaten.

Chlorophyll took the initiative to explain: "My brother is happy to participate in new fields in the mall, but he is really conservative when it comes to food."

"It can't be said to be conservative."

"If he eats potatoes, and the first time he eats hot and sour potato shreds in his life, then his concept of potatoes in his life will be hot and sour potato shreds, unless one day someone tells him that potatoes can also be stewed with beef, and then let him He got a taste of it."

"After that, in my brother's recipe about potatoes, it will change from hot and sour potato shreds to hot and sour potato shreds and potato goulash."

"Where are the mashed potatoes? French fries, potato chips or something?" Qiao Yan was curious.

Chlorophyll gave her an expression that, of course, she had never tried before.

"Last year, he ate fried eggs with butter for about 120 days." Chlorophyll gave an accurate figure.

If this topic hadn't been brought up, Chlorophyll felt that she probably wouldn't have thought of such detailed numbers.

Ye Yichuan looked at the progress bar of awareness that he was able to rise from 51% to 55% even though he had done nothing...

silent.

In the evening, when Ye Yichuan lay on the bed early and fell asleep with his eyes closed, Qiao Yan was tossing pancakes in the next room.

There are few mosquitoes in winter, and there is a hole to let in the wind at most, and the quilt given by the director is also quite warm... It's a pity that Qiao Yan really can't stand going to bed at 10 o'clock in the evening.

So is Liuju.

He stared at Ye Yichuan, who was lying on the other bed, sleeping very calmly without any discomfort, and was especially discouraged.

But in the end, he forced himself to sleep.

In the other room, without affecting the chlorophyll, they turned over and over again, and soon after Qiao Yan finally fell asleep, Ye Yichuan and Liu Ju's double room was gently pushed away by the director.

Just when he was about to reach out and push Ye Yichuan who was sleeping, he saw that he had opened his eyes.

The director was taken aback, but instead of yelling, he covered his mouth with his hand.

"What's the matter?" Ye Yichuan lowered his voice and said.

The director gave him a kind-looking smile.

"The 100 yuan is actually your start-up capital for 7 days..."

The result is called the four-character influence of living in the moment, and it is spent directly in one day.

Ye Yichuan blinked and sat up.

He quietly watched the scene where Liu Ju was also woken up by the director.

These two people were awake, and the director whispered to them: "In order to prevent you two brothers and sisters from starving to death in the next six days, the director team has found two jobs for you, which are delivering newspapers. and deliver the milk."

Just as Ye Yichuan wanted to refuse, he was choked by the director's next sentence.

"Although it is not mandatory, there are currently no jobs other than these two in the village."

The subtext is that if you don't deliver newspapers and milk, the two girls next door who are still awake during the day will have to drink northwest wind with your brothers.

Ye Yichuan thought for a while and said, "Then I'll deliver the newspaper."

Liu Ju: "Then I'll deliver the milk."

Liu Ju didn't mind being called up to work when it was still dark.

The reason is probably because even though he only came here for one day, and even less than 24 hours after seeing Ye Yichuan, he had inexhaustible and inexhaustible inspiration.

Ah, my muse milk!

No, Liu Ju's mind was stuck for a while. He originally wanted to talk about my muse, but... there was no result.

When the director took the two of them to the little eDonkeys assigned to them, Liu Ju walked along and said to Ye Yichuan in a rambling manner: "I suddenly have a new inspiration."

"Tell me." Ye Yichuan was very cooperative.

"Have you heard of the wine pond meat forest? I want to draw a pool full of all kinds of evil spirits, and next to it is a large group of evil gods in Cthulhu."

Ye Yichuan raised his eyebrows: "There should be more than these things."

"Of course." Liu Ju felt that he was worthy of being Ye Yichuan who could be on the same line as his own brain circuit.

He said: "So I'm going to change it to milk pond meat forest."

Ye Yichuan:? ? ?

Liu Ju was still saying: "It's the scene of a ghost in a pool, a ghost holding a cup of breakfast milk, and an alien god in the woods, a god holding a piece of roast beef."

Ye Yichuan thought for a while and said, "Is it Susu beef?"

I don't know the chlorophyll that can make mixed fried rice. Liuju, who once made many people with normal taste face hell, doesn't know the stalk of roast beef.

Ye Yichuan withdrew his thoughts regretfully.

Liu Ju was in high spirits: "You said, if I were to advertise right now, saying that the advertising space for the milk brand in my painting was attracting investment, and later this clip was also cut into the variety show, would there really be a milk manufacturer coming?" Ask me to cooperate?"

"I also have a ranch in New Zealand." It's just that Ye Yichuan, who didn't plan to enter the milk industry before, and was going to deliver newspapers on a small electric donkey, is now telling Liuju, "I'll let someone make a brand later. I can work with you."

Liu Ju opened her mouth wide, and finally supported the little eDonkey filled with milk in the box on the back seat with a dazed expression.

Ye Yichuan was already riding another small pink eDonkey towards his destination.

He didn't seem to have any discomfort, and his adaptability was perfect.

After delivering seven or eight newspapers in a row, Ye Yichuan was stuffed with a white sugar steamed bun by the hostess of the house, an old lady who looked about 70 or [-] years old, with a smile on her face at the ninth house.

The old man told Ye Yichuan: "My eyes are not very good, and I don't like to read newspapers. This is for my family. He is probably at the east gate of the village. Can I trouble you to deliver it?"

Ye Yichuan held the white sugar steamed bun wrapped in oiled paper, smiled lightly, but said happily, "It doesn't look like you gave me other choices."

The old lady entered the room and took out two steamed buns and stuffed them into Ye Yichuan's hands.

As for the east gate of the village, like many old villages, there is always a big tree at the gate that several people may not be able to embrace.

There are many stone tables and benches around the tree.

Even though it was early in the morning, many old people who seemed to get up early gathered here.

There were even several gathered around a table, looking at two old men sitting face to face playing chess.

After Ye Yichuan asked, he realized that the person he was going to deliver the newspaper to was surrounded by those people.

An old man shouted to the old man sitting at the stone table: "Lao Li, your newspaper must have been sent here by someone from your family, please hurry up and take it away, let me do it!"

"You come here for what you want, do you know how to play chess?" The old man stood up with a beard and staring eyes, walked to Ye Yichuan's side in a hurry, grabbed the newspaper and rushed back again.

From the corner of Ye Yichuan's eyes, he glanced at the chess game on the table. He paused when he wanted to leave, and suddenly realized that he hadn't played chess for a long time.

It's still early, and there are still two or three newspapers that need to be delivered before eight o'clock. After thinking about it, Ye Yichuan chose a table and sat down.

Ye Yichuan saw that the program crew showed no signs of trying to stop him, so he simply said to an old man who was holding a chess set beside him, but who didn't seem to be looking for someone to play: "Master, do you want to play a game?"

Ye Yichuan on this side started fishing openly, and Liu Ju on the other side was also chattering about the specifics of his painting of milk pool and meat forest while delivering milk.

"To add something more modern..."

Liu Ju held back a staff member of the program group: "You said that if I let those innocent souls drink breakfast milk and play with their mobile phones at the same time, would it make them feel better?"

staff member:……

Don't ask me, I don't know, let me go, please!

People who play art always look a little out of line in their own field.

Liu Ju was no exception. He couldn't feel the despair of the staff at all, and he was still saying: "The outer gods in the painting should also be more specific. For example, there happened to be a three-year-old reading Italian original books among them. How is Achuan?"

That will definitely give people a feeling that the very young Ye Yichuan is already a big devil, and standing in the circle of outer gods will not affect him.As for the unjust souls in the pond... they can also be regarded as melon-eating people who shoot videos with their mobile phones and drink milk at the same time.

After Liu Ju's conception was completed, she was satisfied.

On the other side, Ye Yichuan, without knowing it, took the initiative to ask the strongest chess player in the village to have a game.

Many old men gave up on the stinky chess basket Old Li who got the newspaper, and gathered around Ye Yichuan one after another.

"There are still young people playing chess with the old Wang these days."

"It's what the village chief said before. It's a foreigner who wants to come to our village to shoot a show. He may not know the severity of Lao Wang..."

"sharp?!"

Ye Yichuan was calmly taking down the general of the opposite uncle when he uttered these two words with an obviously shocked tone.

The old man who was standing next to Ye Yichuan watching the chess looked confused: "I just turned my head and said something, what happened?"

Ye Yichuan was saying to the uncle on the opposite side: "Accept."

The uncle is not convinced at all.

Thinking back when he was in this village, he was completely invincible. It must be a coincidence that an outsider won against him...

Another round!