Dressed as a background board boss, I hold a local tyrant

Here, Ye Yichuan has already eaten the delicious dinner brought by the kitchen servant. Seeing the two people who took a step back in the live broadcast, the corners of their mouths moved slightly, and an undisguised smile appeared, feeling that it is not the person who is worried about this kind of biohazard. only myself.

Jian Huaiyi, who didn't seem to be planning to deal with work, just wanted to stay in the manor and watch the live broadcast with him for a week, slumped on the seat, and said with emotion: "Little C's participation in this kind of program is really a blow to dimensionality reduction."

Not to mention that it is a variety show type of survival show, even if it is serious survival, it will not be difficult for chlorophyll.

The only thing to worry about may be that the food made is too unpalatable, making it difficult to digest and causing diarrhea.

But this kind of problem can only be said to be the least of worries for those who are really surviving in adversity.

Looking down, you can see Pu Feng and Xia Banxue, two people who are worried that they can eat the level of food that can meet the King of Hades, carefully testing the appearance of a few people except chlorophyll.

"How does the grilled fish taste?" Pu Feng swallowed, he was hungry, but he didn't dare to eat the devil's food.

"It can be eaten." Ke Yuhan said.

The fish is the scales removed by Qiao Yan, and the internal organs cleaned by chlorophyll.

After the latter forcibly drilled wood to make fire with an action comparable to that of an electric drill, Ke Yuhan abandoned the original idea of ​​wanting to eat raw fish and reluctantly pretended to be sashimi, and calmly snatched the grilled fish from chlorophyll. power.

After grilling, the fish has been cooked. The sea fish itself tastes good. Although it looks a bit bland without seasoning, it is not particularly unpalatable.

Ke Yuhan, who had suffered a crime, because he and Qiao Yan cheated Jiang Qing at that time, the two words he blurted out obviously had no way to gain any recognition from the duo who had just returned.

Xia Banxue coughed, skipping over this kind of very natural guy who once cheated a certain Jiang surname host, and chose to ask Zuo Yuyun, who looked like a salty fish, who was lazily sitting beside the fire: " How do you like the taste?"

"What else can it taste like? If you want me to describe it, I can't find any suitable adjectives. I can only say that this fish is similar to my life." Zuo Yuyun made an indescribable expression.

Xia Banxue: ...how does it feel that Zuo Yuyun suddenly becomes difficult to speak in human language?

Eat or not?

Xia Banxue and Pu Feng looked at each other, and the rumbling stomachs made them grit their teeth and pick up the grilled fish that was set beside the fire.

Eating must be eaten, even if they both went to the Palace of the King of Hades together, they still lacked one of the three and might be thrown back.

Bet!

When the two of them took a bite of the grilled fish, their expressions were even more heroic than those of warriors rushing to the battlefield. It was the courage and determination to go forward in the face of hell!

The barrage is already full of movies: [This expression hahahahaha. 】

[About the psychological shadow we left behind through the TV in those years. 】

[If you meet Hades, you can still be kicked back because of three lacks and one. Although there are lucky EX, it really belongs to the level of rare treasures. 】

【Pu Feng: I know I'm about to sacrifice, but if I don't go to hell, whoever goes to hell! 】

[Xia Banxue: Brother, even if we die, we still have to be together! 】

[A martyrdom appears upstairs. 】

【After I ate it, I realized that it wasn't some kind of hell food, and I was so glad that I was still alive, it was too funny. 】

[Actually, I think there is a hell-level dark cooking player like Little C. No matter how dangerous the island survival looks, other guests will definitely work hard to make themselves useful, such as learning to cook first, otherwise they will starve to death. The first thing to face is being poisoned/dead. 】

[Maybe if you die, you have to cheat the corpse and shout: If you eat something made by Little C in your next life, I will be a dog! 】

Offscreen—

Ye Yichuan smiled slightly and replied to Jian Huaiyi's words: "Perhaps Susu's desire to inherit the Ye family is not at work here."

Otherwise, Chlorophyll is very likely to choose Zuo Yuyun to play a more difficult character.

You know, once you take the position of Patriarch Ye, you won't have the chance to watch Zuo Yuyun play the paranoid up close.

The crazy batch of performances is incense.

as well as……

Zuo Yuyun on the island could even calmly say to the two people who looked at him with sad and angry eyes: "Do you think this grilled fish is the same as my life, bland and tasteless?"

Xia Banxue & Pu Feng: Can we say that at first we thought this grilled fish was as poisonous as your life?

Zuo Yuyun's acting skills are evaluated by those national first-class actors of the older generation. As long as he wants to, he can enter the same circle with them at any time, and there is still room for improvement.

As a result, people just want to do a job and get two cents of salted fish.

A musical actor with good social skills said: "Before the grilled fish is grilled, you don't know that you will end up being grilled. When you swim in the sea, it also symbolizes freedom and chic. What's more, even if it is set on fire , is also a passionate death, and even the remaining life can benefit the society."

At least it filled her stomach, "If I can have such a life, I will live my whole life and live up to this trip."

[Xia Banxue's serious nonsense, I almost believed it. 】

[This is the legendary master of reading comprehension, like it.jpg]

[The Chinese teacher said: If you give less than one point, you will be lame. 】

Pu Feng inherited Jin Xiangyan's skills from before.

"Banxue is right."

Zuo Yuyun: ...Do you dare to cooperate with my performance?

[Zuo Yuyun already has an expression of "what else do you imagine about salted fish". 】

[I bet on a spicy stick, Zuo Yuyun expected to get the answer of "really" at the beginning, and then he would most likely reply: "You are right." As a result, not only the lines were robbed by Pu Feng , everything is different from what I imagined, hahahaha. 】

[Suddenly I don’t hate Zuo Yuyun so much anymore, help, sisters, wake me up quickly! ! 】

[Do you still remember the haughty expression on the side of Daming Lake when Zuo said that he didn’t like him?Zuo Yuyun's indifferent face expression package.jpg]

[Thank you, I instantly withered. 】

[I have crazy thoughts about high-cold abstinence, and I have crazy thoughts about salted fish and Buddhism, but I can't accept people who say arrogantly that they don't like me. 】

[Probably that kind, why do you think I like you?What's so great about you that makes me like you, how proud are people who say such things... or something like that. 】

[This will never be cleared, so I will never like Zuo Yuyun. 】

[Speaking weakly, when Zuo Yuyun said this, was it possible that what he thought in his heart was "I don't deserve to be liked by you". 】

[...Stop talking, I'm afraid I'll climb the wall on the spot, and the man in the philosophy department who compares life to grilled fish is also very fragrant. 】

The sea breeze on the island at night is very strong, and there is no light pollution. One advantage is that the stars are really beautiful.

In addition, the summer sea breeze is more comfortable than expected, even if it is a bit cold, the fire will not last until tomorrow.

The three girls chose to lean together with their arms around their knees, even the angles of their heads were exactly the same, and they looked full of heterogeneous cuteness.

Three men are even worse...

They really can't stick to each other.

In the end, I could only rely on one person and one stone to hide from the wind and fell asleep.

The 24-hour live broadcast made many viewers fall asleep together.

People outside the island sleep peacefully overnight, while those inside the island barely sleep soundly in the cold wind.

But this time everyone was lucky, so they didn't get sick in this freezing sea breeze.But if this situation continues, there is no way to guarantee that it will be safe and sound.

In the morning, I used the leaves that were used to hold water yesterday to replace toothbrushes and brushed my teeth with sea water. I rinsed my mouth with clean water from the river before. Chlorophyll licked my dry lips and felt that everyone was struggling. If you don't drink water, it really doesn't work.

The reason for not drinking water is not because the water brought back by chlorophyll is less, but because there is no guarantee of certain health.

The presence of parasites in the body is scary just thinking about it.

You don't come to the show to put yourself in the hospital.

So early in the morning, when the others just woke up, they saw chlorophyll walking up and down on the beach from time to time.

She is picking out the right size rocks.

When longing for life, Chlorophyll still felt that it would be cruel to catch up with the old hen and cut off its head to make chicken soup, which was not in line with the temperament of a female star. As a result, now that she participates in Survival on the Island, she can directly cut stones The basin is ready to boil water.

There was silence in the air.

"This...is this something that humans can do?" Ke Yuhan looked at Chlorophyll with a numb expression and calmly cut a round stone into a semi-curved shape.

What he wants to say is actually: Is this still a human being?

Hitting rocks against rocks yesterday was already shocking enough. I didn't think about it, everyone could still lie to me, but I could see this scene the next day...

If Chlorophyll killed a tiger with his bare hands tomorrow, Ke Yuhan would think that it was just Little C hitting a tiger, and it would not be a big problem.

Qiao Yan rubbed her already stiff face: "Maybe something like worldview is going to be broken."

"Martial arts master? Is it Jin Yong or Gu Long? The martial arts with hands... Is this Jiuyin White Bone Palm or some kind of Iron Sand Palm?" Pu Feng became very excited.

Xia Banxue is the most receptive. Of course, it can also be said that she believes in all miracles in the world, but she knows that she will not be the one who achieves them.

Zuo Yuyun... Zuo Yuyun's eyes darkened.

Ah, even if the boss doesn't pay him, he probably won't do anything - he's afraid that his head will be cut in half as easily as a stone.

Words from the audience...

【…】

【………】

[... I am an ellipsis machine without emotion. 】

[The world is not worth it. 】

[Mom, Chinese people really don't know martial arts! 】

[Looking at the morning exercise downstairs, the old man who is estimated to be in his eighties and who is still throwing the whip out of the air every minute, suddenly feels that it is not a big deal for Little C to cut stones with bare hands... what a ghost !Why not challenge the Guinness World Records for this human miracle?Speaking of which, the record medal is not pure gold...]

[The over-jumping thinking upstairs is enough to show that I was stunned, although I was also stupid. ps: A lump of bean curd that fell on the table in the breakfast shop, and a spoon that was broken in half on the ground can be seen. 】

[What kind of island survival program are you participating in? Let's play ball!I mean it literally. The aerial map shows that the island is also round, so indirectly it is considered a ball, isn't it? 】

【My son asked why people can split the stone, and I told him: That’s not the stone being split, it’s my dad. 】

[A colleague asked me why I was kneeling to watch a variety show...how should I explain it? 】

No explanation.

Chlorophyll only said: "It's not iron sand palm or something. In my concept, Jiuyin White Bone Claw has always been... Pickled Pepper Chicken Claw? Peeling stones with your hands is a skill, right? Open your hand and mobilize the entire palm. All the muscles, exerting force in one direction, with the help of inertia and the strength of the arm, can basically damage the stone, but non-professionals should not try it, because it is very likely that the injury is not the stone, but your hand. "

"I almost believed it, almost at the level of the universe at my fingertips." Ke Yuhan gnawed on the grilled fish expressionlessly.

Chlorophyll doesn't matter, if you don't believe it, don't believe it, but you can still believe it by pressing your head?

Getting up early in the morning, holding the computer and rushing into the audio-visual room, Jian Huaiyi, who planned to watch the live broadcast with Ye Yichuan while processing work, kept his mouth slightly open, and the chopsticks in his hand fell to the ground. The egg's movements became even more rigid.

He tilted his head: "ah, can you pretend that nothing happened just now?"

"It's better." Ye Yichuan said very considerately: "Just now, when you were trying to snatch my fried eggs, I told Uncle Xu to ask the kitchen to prepare a plate of fried eggs for you."

"What board?"

"It's thirty." Ye Yichuan's expression was light.

Jian Huaiyi fell into hell.

It wasn't long before the kitchen servants arrived with trays of fried eggs piled high.

Ye Yichuan wiped his mouth gracefully with a handkerchief, and put the finished dinner plate back into the hand plate held by the servant. The words he spoke in a clean voice seemed to be mixed with the voice of the devil: "Don't worry, eat a meal every day." Thirty eggs will not cause any major problems, only eating too many eggs every day for a long time will cause physical effects, once in a while it will be considered a miracle."

There was no hint of targeting in the dark eyes, but they were full of painful feelings.

"Let's eat." Ye Yichuan said.

Jian Huaiyi: "...I think that because you are worried about Little C's suffering on the island, the idea of ​​you flying directly to the island to cause trouble is purely a dream, and even a dream can't be so outrageous. In this reality that is more bloody than a dream Here, you will only mess with me unilaterally."

"No, I just think that if you like fried eggs, you should try more. Challenging the impossible is also the desire of human beings to pursue the limit." Ye Yichuan smiled, "Eating thirty fried eggs for a breakfast can also be taken out For a lifetime, I believe in you."

Jane Huaiyi: Thank you, I don't believe in myself. :)

The boiled water in the curved stone on the other side of the island, and the slightly spit out air bubbles, all mocked Jian Huaiyi who was about to vomit on the spot after eating eggs.

Ye Yichuan's faint expression is in perfect sync with the chlorophyll who is located on the island and also maintains this expression.

The former persecutes a person.

The latter frightened a group of people.