Dressed as a background board boss, I hold a local tyrant

Want to hit someone.

At this moment, I am afraid that all audiences across the country will have this kind of thought when they see the sentence on that page.

Gu Zhizhi is no exception.

You were so serious that you thought something terrible would happen, but you just told me this?

Tie Zi Tie Zi, who is your Tie Zi!

For a moment, Gu Zhizhi thought that if the mystery was really announced on the whole network, they need to prevent foreigners in China from knowing about it.

This can be called a state secret, right?If it is easily exposed, it may cause disputes between countries.

What's more, how can they let the group of foreigners understand that their country is also on the scientific side, they can't fly with a sword, they don't know how to cultivate immortals, and light skills like floating on water don't exist... The result is this?That's it!

So angry.

But when I saw Ke Yuhan getting more angry in the show, I suddenly felt that it was okay, not unacceptable.

After all, I have been a laborer for many years, and I have never seen any ups and downs. Gu Zhizhi comforted herself so much, watching Ke Yuhan with an indignant face on TV, and even felt a tinge of affection in his heart.

She gambled that the 18-year-old A-list idol's green face would definitely be made into an online emoji package.

Even the line that Qiao Yan sang on TV with a smile: "Blame me for being too sincere ~ how could there be magic in this world ~", Gu Zhizhi saw that the anger of being deceived was completely gone, and he just thought it was funny.

The barrage is also a piece of hahahaha.

"Hahahahahaha, I love you so much."

"I didn't expect that there would be people who really believed in magic!"

"Upstairs, I remember your ID. Just now you rationally analyzed the authenticity of magic with a comment with a context of nearly 200 words, but now you have slapped yourself in the face. The flag fell so quickly, is it really okay?"

"What does the slap in the face of the last 2 minutes of comments have to do with my current face, my current face doesn't hurt or it's over."

"I was speechless for a moment—it had to be you."

"There should be a narration here. Is the boy's dream so easily shattered? Hahahaha."

"It's so funny, I really believed it just now, but when I saw that sentence, especially the English word of the buddy, I really wanted to take off where I was, rush into the TV and have a fight with the author who wrote this book But when I saw Hanhan's expression, I felt that nothing was worth this moment."

Because it's too funny.

How can there be a fool who is deceived by a book.

When this idea appeared in his mind, Ke Yuhan on the TV was holding the book that made him half dead, and wanted to put it back on the bookshelf.

Even the height of his arms was above his head, and the book was already in contact with the bookshelf, and when it was about to be stuffed in at any time, the book suddenly burst into a conspicuous light.

The stagnation of the barrage, the bewilderment of the guests, including the book that Ke Yuhan fell to the ground but was still glowing because Ke Yuhan was frightened, all seemed to be mocking for a second and saying how there could be magic in the world cuties.

After that, the barrage spewed out in an explosive manner.

"No! What did I see?"

"Is there something wrong with my eyes?"

"Is there really magic in this world?!"

"Books will shine these days, why can't I shine. Choke.jpg"

"Could it be that what you just said about being deceived is a lie, and this is actually a magic book? Is it just a simple disguise to prevent others from finding out that this book is a magic book?"

"Although the words upstairs were the same as tongue twisters, I was surprised to understand them.

I think so.

For example, in the allusion of "There is no silver here, 300 taels", if you put a sign there saying that there is no money here, naive people may really believe what the sign says, thinking that there is no money here.

And people who think a lot may dig it out.

When I dug it up, I happened to find the second layer of routines and said, "I didn't expect you to really dig it up, idiot". Give up and smash the shovel by the way.

But once you continue to analyze with this logic, it means that there must be 300 taels underground that have not been dug out. Combining modern logic, it becomes Schrödinger’s 300 taels. I don't know if he is real or not.

There are too many routines... Sure enough, routines have been popular since ancient times, tsk. "

"What if there is magic? Is it like in Harry Potter?"

"It feels different. Although the font on the cover is cursive, it is still in Chinese. And the font is still biased towards oracle bone inscriptions. Assuming that this book is a combination of Chinese and Western to extract the essence and remove the dross, it will be the real best. Magic, it should be more of a practical function... such as the fire pot in Naruto?"

"The gas stove smells so good."

"The end of the mystery is science, and the end of science is mystery?"

No matter how many netizens talked about it, Ke Yuhan squatted down under Qiao Yan's urging and picked up the book again.

When the body temperature came into contact again, making the book glow more intensely, most of the audience were startled, and soon thought that it might really be like what Qiao Yan said, some kind of master-recognition mode.

As the audience, Gu Zhizhi frantically searched in his mind how to explain it to foreigners.

But at the same time, as one of Chaoyang's people, Gu Zhizhi has already begun to imagine, if one day he finds a figure that may be a spy on the street, what phone should he call to report it...

What will be written in the magic book?

The appetite that has been lifted high will never know what to eat to be filled until it is not satisfied.

Ke Yuhan's voice of exclamation was completely presented by the camera in front of the audience, and even cut to the other guests, so that the audience could clearly see that when they were surprised and dazed by the exclamation, Gu Zhizhi had already put the instant noodle bucket in his hand Stuffed it on the side table, staring at the TV with piercing eyes.

Ke Yuhan held the book he had picked up again from the ground with trembling hands, and turned to the first page, skipping the things he had already read, and then continued to turn the pages down.

But then it's all blank.

Out of the corner of Gu Zhizhi's eye, he saw a bullet screen flashing on the phone placed on the coffee table, "Could this be the legendary Wordless Book?"

But when several consecutive pages were blank, the audience finally realized something was wrong.

When Ke Yuhan turned the last page, so that everyone can see the light sensor device with obvious mechanical lines inside the book...

At this moment, the audience who focused their attention on the TV, mobile phone or other devices realized for the first time that people can really be so naive.

They really believe that there is magic in this world!

Can you believe it, the ultimate worker who has lived for countless years, the capital social animal who relies on variety shows to relieve stress, has watched the ups and downs of the entertainment industry in the past ten years, and is involved every day in addition to making money. People, actually really believe that there is magic in the world.

The narration subtitles on the TV screen simply explained the manufacturing principle of this magic toy book, so that everyone can understand how to scientifically manufacture such a toy book... But the post-editing people probably didn't think about it The more reasonable it is, the more autistic it is.

Afterwards, Gu Zhizhi wanted to cry but sent the barrage, "I was deceived so badly, woo woo woo."

Of course, other viewers were not much better off.

"For the first time, I discovered that I might be really mentally retarded. I actually believed in the possibility of magic that everyone analyzed, and the second wave of logical counter-routine inferences. Before I found out that I was deceived, I even I’m still wondering if magic really exists, do people who need to practice it have any special talent, elemental power or spiritual power, and the result... Thank you, I’m already autistic.jpg”

"This wave of logic is completely showing the crushing of IQ and the condescension of psychology. 3 minutes! Within 3 minutes, I want to know the name of the author... Don't worry, I won't do anything rude The thing is to send something, everyone understands what I mean. Fierce.jpg"

"The pure heart of my 280-month-old baby has been destroyed just like that! The author of the best magic, how can you be so cruel."

"Hey woo woo."

At this moment, in the show, Qiao Yan quickly changed her mind, and felt that the narration dubbing of the current scene was especially funny, and it stuck in everyone's heart.

"This prank book accidentally discovered by three people destroyed a teenager's dream. He will no longer believe that magic exists in this world. Perhaps this is the true meaning of scientific annotation."

The barrage shouted wildly, "Is this destroying a boy's dream? It is clearly thousands of boys!"

"Youth: From this moment on, all those who have not graduated from secondary school or have graduated from secondary school will either graduate from university or graduate from a Ph.D."

"Need to thank the author of the best magic, who instantly raised the audience's awareness of reality across the country? If I read the detailed description of the appearance of the magic book from anime or light novels in the future, I will doubt whether there is any magic in it." A temperature-sensitive lighting installation. There are no miracles in the world.jpg/tears/tears”

however.

The show has calmly come to the point where Chlorophyll said that this book was not made of human skin as Ke Yuhan guessed, but pure sheepskin, and that this book was made by her.

……

The silent barrage silently expresses the hearts of the audience who want to hit the wall.

Just when the audience was thinking about how could there be such a stubborn guest, Gu Zhizhi already contained a trace of anger and began to type: "Don't let me know the address of Xiao C, otherwise I will definitely send her a message. Use an eyebrow trimmer for a lifetime!"

Of course, this barrage was not sent out, and she was asked to delete it silently, because the question Ke Yuhan asked Chlorophyll when he was writing this book had already been answered.

Eight years old!The ghost knows if when she was eight years old, she was telling her little sister which hair rope color was better.

The 22-year-old little C is a vase star, a rookie in the show business circle, and the eldest lady who came into the group with money. What is our eight-year-old little C?

What a genius!

"Who can believe that I was cheated so badly by an eight-year-old child."

"Do I, a 28-year-old child, still have a chance to rehabilitate? Otherwise, I think I am the legendary IQ basin."

"The mother upstairs said: Climb quickly."

"It's reasonable to think that chlorophyll, who can do this kind of operation at the age of eight, is not so stupid now."

"So under normal circumstances, don't eight-year-olds sit in the pile of toys and wreak havoc? Why do they make toys by hand?"

"May I ask Taoer to give me a chance to make a similar toy? I can do it without free shipping! I gave up so much for you. Or just know how to cook, and grow up to be a chubby little brother, so that he can see the dangers of the world."

"If there is no accident, according to the luxury of Little C's home, the yellow gold thread on this book may not be the kind of gold thread that we didn't pay attention to at first, but the kind of gold thread that only comes to mind. It is made of gold, otherwise it would be impossible to carve the skull in such detail, do you think Taoer will be the kind of website that uses gold on ordinary toys?"

"But this part can be done with iron, or what kind of plasticine? Ultra-light clay? In short, there should be cheap alternatives to metal. It's better to paint it with gold paint."

"But if the skeleton is only displayed on a one-millimeter gold wire, it's not easy even to spray paint."

"Let's put the pressure on Xixi."

"Although there is a feeling that I was deceived miserably, that I am some kind of fool in the new century, but when I saw Little C gently touching the dog's head and saying that the reason for being deceived is that you are naive and pure, I just felt like I was getting better again."

"Imagine, my brother touched my head and said: 'Even if you are a little idiot, you are still my sister.' Ahhhh, I'm doing it again!"

"Don't think that everything can be extended to my brother, okay, my brother said we don't have an appointment~"

And in the end, for the workers, this part makes people feel up and down countless times. Finally, when Ke Yuhan said in despair, "Who's toy book will have a skull engraved with gold thread!" , completely finished.

And the entire content of this issue is enough to make all the hard work of Gu Zhizhi during the day dissipate in the barrage of laughter and laughter.

Apart from anything else, he rushed to Weibo again, crazily praising the idea of ​​being a human being in this issue of "Longing for Life".

"I knew before that I was cheating guests and not being a person. If it wasn't for the better filming of the show and the fact that I didn't do any editing accidents to recruit gangsters, I would have given up a long time ago."

"This is very good. Director, work hard, work hard, keep it up, don't make trouble."

"To be honest, when Director Zhao cheated the guests before, if he did not reveal the hidden side of some of the guests, and even exposed the special flowers that some celebrities with various personalities played secretly, It is estimated that this show has been removed from the shelves a long time ago. It is hard to look like it now, so don't play it dead."

"And to revisit the old story: When will my brother show his face? The photographer's chicken legs have been confiscated, okay?!"

"It's really perfect from every angle, but I can't see my brother's face. Light a cigarette.jpg"

Director Zhao: ...

Is this something he can keep up?

He doesn't have a manor with an area of ​​2000 mu, not to mention that he doesn't want to make troubles. The reason why he is as quiet as a chicken is because of Ye Yichuan's natural psychology that he can exert even if he doesn't do anything and just stays there. pressure.

I used to only know that chlorophyll was the young lady, but the ghost knows how old she is.

There are many people in the circle who bring funds into the group. When Director Zhao gets along with other directors, he never hides his dislike for such people.

But as a director, especially as a director of a popular variety show, first- and second-tier stars are rushing to curry favor with him, wanting to enter the show to increase exposure, while the top streamers don't care whether they are on variety shows at all.

Besides, under normal circumstances, who would have a brother like Ye Yichuan?

Director Zhao looked at the ratings with an aggrieved face. Compared with the big names gathered in the first season, most of the first- and second-tier characters in this episode, but still doubled the ratings of Coconut TV Longing for Life.

It's just that I was so angry that I was about to have a heart attack, but I didn't dare to be black, and I couldn't bear to be black.

No one cares about the director who is about to give himself a heart attack.

Gu Zhizhi would only make reasonable reminders.

Staying at home and watching the variety shows, Gu Zhizhi was crazy about watching the next development, and tapped on the keyboard, "Let's just say, director, what kind of hunger marketing are you doing every week? Please be sure to include all the episodes All the behind-the-scenes tidbits are all on my face, I don't mind, really, you trust me."

"I thought so too upstairs."

"It's time to be a greedy person.jpg"

"The director said:..."

"Why did you post the ellipsis?"

"Because there are a lot of related topics on the hot search today, but the Longing for Life official blog is still as quiet as a chicken. You can't do it.jpg"

About #Let's give the pressure of the toy book to Xixi#

And #八岁儿童可以聚觉得得得得#

And #恶生生活克玉汉晗晚我# and so on.

Once these trending searches appear in the period after other variety shows are over, the official blog will definitely take this opportunity to drive traffic crazily. In the past, the longing for life official blog did the same, but now it is here.

You are stunned for a moment.

The audience hates iron but not steel.

Although the key point is to let the official blog drive the guests in this episode of the variety show to jointly operate together, hoping to sneakily see the photo of my brother's face from Xiao C.

What's more, the traffic boost brought by the activity of variety shows is also considerable.

Just look at those who are curious from the heart, let them want to know what the daily life of the person who can make up this kind of toy book that fools the whole Internet at the age of eight, those who don’t often go to Weibo, don’t People who pay attention to celebrities in the entertainment circle, and even those who are only fighting on the front line of eating melons, will specifically click on Weibo to find chlorophyll, and click to follow.

I'm a little curious, what will happen to the future development of the girl who made something 14 years ago and can deceive the audience of the whole network 14 years later.

Ye Yichuan also took out his mobile phone, and chose to register a Weibo account after hesitation.

He didn't want to stay at home with chlorophyll who was madly endorsing letters, because the various changes on the Internet produced a feeling of ecstasy.

Being loved is a very easy thing to make people happy, but if you can't recognize that this kind of happiness exists because others give it to you, then once others stop giving, the emptiness left in the end will only erode the heart of the individual self .

After Ye Yichuan thought about it, he felt that he was only a passer-by watching her Weibo, and he couldn't follow her. It would be troublesome to search for her name every time, so he chose to register an account.

However, after registering the account and clicking chlorophyll v's attention, Ye Yichuan was a little worried about whether such behavior would make chlorophyll feel controlled. After thinking about it for a long time, he decided to apply for personal certification. Even if it is discovered in the future, it can be said to be the attention of relatives, and it will not cause the delicate mood swings that young girls may have.

Then he turned around and focused on the champagne-gold invitation that looked a bit out of place on the desk.

This was received yesterday.

The invitation letter simply stated that the person who sent the invitation letter had some relationship with the parents of the two children of the Ye family.

However, because I haven't seen him for many years, it wasn't until more than ten years later at this moment that I suddenly discovered that my old friend was no longer there, and even so many years had passed.In the letter, he also clearly stated how cute the children he saw back then were, and he even hugged Yunyun himself, and the nonsense ends here, and the most important thing is that he wants to invite the children of his old friend to his home to see what happened .

The letter was reviewed by the housekeeper and delivered to Ye Yichuan's office.

At this time, the latter asked the housekeeper who was standing not far away and concentrated on making black tea, "What do you think, Uncle Xu?"

Uncle Xu, the housekeeper, was still making tea smoothly and was not affected in the slightest. He turned to explain: "The master already has an idea in his heart."

Ye Yichuan did have an idea in his heart.

Not to mention how perfunctory and careless the number of years since my friend's death was vaguely described in this letter.Just to say that it has been more than ten years, and the children of those years must have grown up, it is absolutely impossible to invite the other party to be a guest.

Since the variety show was shown, his personal encyclopedia has also updated some data. In addition to some group companies under his name, the largest real estate is the origin of the variety show broadcast on the whole network, which is the manor at the foot of Ye Yichuan.

After the Ye family's parents passed away, Ye Yichuan was 16 years old and brought his younger sister who was just [-] years old. When facing those people who were easily over [-] years old in the business circle, they were like sheep strayed into a pack of wolves.

I didn’t see anyone showing up to protect their siblings from the wind and rain at that time. 12 years later, this number, which can be judged even by using an encyclopedia, was written in the invitation letter in a muddleheaded state. I don’t think those words are particularly detailed. Is it a little funny to say that you have held a child before?

the most important is.

Ye Yichuan's photographic memory level has not yet reached the level of hyperamnesia, and he can still choose to forget certain information, but it does not mean that he does not know all the details of his growing up.

a3 is an intelligent smart optical brain.

"Throw it away." He casually pushed the letter to the side of the desk.

Although this is a valuable paper letter made of top-quality wood from the touch of the hand, it was thrown into a shredder by a housekeeper later, turning it into a piece of useless scrap.

Then, after finishing the daily work, drinking the Darjeeling black tea brewed by the butler, he sent a message to the chlorophyll who stayed in the room with a large book and sank into it.

"The screenwriter of the custom story has already given the first draft, come and take a look."