Dressed as a background board boss, I hold a local tyrant

——The audience of this year never thought that variety shows can be played like this in their entire lives.

As soon as the first episode of the second season of the variety show "Longing for Life" filmed by director Zhao Nacheng was released, after the opening shooting and editing details were released, the audience's thoughts became, ah, it's still a familiar feeling familiar smell.

I just don't know which guests were tricked this time.

Gu Zhizhi, a viewer who has always been deeply interested in variety shows, has always had some opinions on the variety show Longing for Life.

To be honest, there is no way to accept that there is nothing worth longing for in the countryside where there is no courier, no internet, where you talk heart-to-heart when you disagree, and you are always beaten by other people.

Maybe this kind of thinking is too arbitrary, but just look at the programs that director Zhao has filmed before, and you will find that it is really that kind of shit.There are even cases where snakes, insects, rats and ants can run around the house at night, so it is said to be cautious.

But even so, you have to watch it. For those who only count on variety shows to relieve work pressure, variety shows are an indispensable must-have in life.

What's more, although "Longing for Life" has suffered, it is still a bit interesting compared to other programs of the same type.

That is to say, the alternative depends entirely on the foil of the peers.

Gu Zhizhi was bored and prepared a lot of snacks, sat in front of the TV and watched the inherent clips 20 seconds before the broadcast of previous episodes that longed for life, and even just heard the familiar bgm, he had habitually emptied his brain.

Compared with what Ye Yichuan saw at the time, the first scene of the program seemed to be edited into the food acquisition rules mentioned by Director Zhao.

Skip those annoying background introductions. In fact, the core point is that there are not enough ingredients where the guests live. They want to get fresh ingredients. If they can’t buy them with money, they can only choose to barter. For example, shoveling chicken shit...

To be reasonable, why do you want to shovel shit for chickens?

Before Ye Yichuan, who was in a state of confusion at the time, appeared, the audience had already started to feel confused, and Gu Zhizhi, who had always been familiar with the urinating nature of the show Longing for Life, already knew that the main pitfall of this episode was probably the star named Chlorophyll.

The little girl in the camera looks slender and tall, and a white skirt is one of the most suitable outfits for women in summer. Her cool and pure appearance immediately attracted Gu Zhizhi's appetite.

Seeing the unlucky beauty of a beauty really makes people sad, but... barely is it interesting?

When he arrived here, Director Zhao originally wanted to cut off all the early titles, leaving only the process of the guests living in the manor later.

But for Ye Yichuan, if he ignores the director's attitude of preparing to deceive people in the early stage, and just watched the director guide the direction of the show so that rich people can block the variety show and block everything the audience can see, it will be completely useless.

Words like being blindfolded at that time may become a new trend on the Internet after the variety show is released.

The retained opening really made the audience notice the director's vague malice towards chlorophyll.

When Qiao Yan said to the camera over there, if he could get some ingredients, what could he eat tonight, chlorophyll was chasing an old hen.

Ke Yuhan said that he had been growing up in the city before, and it was the first time he came to this kind of show full of nostalgia, and chlorophyll was called to his face by chicken feathers.

Jiang Qing and Jin Xiangyan, two people who temporarily carried the set of veteran cadres, smiled and watched the young people work. Then, Chlorophyll finally caught up with the old hen and shoveled down the first pile of chicken cakes.

What is this person's personality like?What will you do?Why did you come to this show?

Gu Zhizhi couldn't understand it, but could imagine that the director frowned and said to the guests: "There is too little feces to exchange for enough food."

To put it simply, we have to continue to toss chlorophyll.

And this girl, who didn't seem very smart, really followed the director's instructions and went after an old hen honestly.

A little naive.

Gu Zhizhi had already complained in his heart that the director really stinks, but he also kept guessing in his mind what kind of plates Qiao Yan should use to serve the braised pork ribs, bean sprouts and seaweed soup, and after-meal fruits.

As a result, as soon as the camera turned, a man whose head was not photographed, but who looked amazing just by looking at his figure, appeared on the TV. The man said in a puzzled and unbelievable tone: "Why did you do such a thing?"

Is it a new guest or what?

Until chlorophyll called out brother.

At this time, in order to save the respect, the director forced a narration when the show came here, "The person who came was Chlorophyll's brother. It seems that the other party is not very accepting that his sister is shoveling chicken shit."

The lofty director Zhao will never forget to smear chlorophyll at the critical moment.

However, it is outrageous for an unknown character to vomit blood as soon as he appears on the stage.

After this and that kind of editing, Gu Zhizhi's action of eating spicy sticks suddenly stopped.

The uniforms worn by a row of twelve cleaning staff are all so neat that there is not even a wrinkle. Just standing there, they give people the appearance that they are ready to start a fearless charge at any time.

After that, no matter the chicken feathers on the lawn, the indescribable chicken cakes, the lawn that was trampled into a mess, and even the soles of other guests' shoes were specially cleaned.

At this point, Gu Zhizhi at most thought that the program had changed suddenly.But when the family doctor's evaluation of Ye Yichuan's physical condition appeared, and he was aloof, he was still afraid that he would be banned, and the director, who would not be able to do this job from now on, would forcefully add subtitles.

The subtitles read, "The filming scene of this show is provided by the guest Chlorophyll, which belongs to the corner of the Ye family's manor. Her brother doesn't seem to be very able to accept what his sister has encountered before."

A corner of the manor?

Chlorophyll home?

Gu Zhizhi was stunned, good guy, filming a variety show at someone's house, asking the owner to put the chicken in his house to shovel shit, and then find the director to replace the fruit ingredients that already existed in the manor...

Gu Zhizhi has already started to deduct 999 for Zhao Nacheng and Zhao Dao, the kind that turned over 6.

For the time being, I did not forget to open the search engine to see who chlorophyll is.

After getting a general understanding of titles such as [Bring capital into the group], [Miss Tianxiang], [Acting Breakdown], etc., Gu Zhizhi didn't pay attention anymore. She didn't watch TV dramas and movies. The variety show party only cares about variety shows. .

Experience manor life?

This is great!

Gu Zhizhi thinks he is a local dog, and at critical moments, he will use various apps to search the daily life of the rich, in order to have a real sense of immersion in his dreams at night.

After all the guests were brought into the guest room, a superb photographer with professional knowledge and ability captured all the details in the room beautifully.

People who don't know thought it was some kind of advertisement for a top hotel, but you told me it was just a guest room?

What is the master bedroom like? !

10 for a shirt, hundreds of thousands for a straw hat, you can’t see the sea of ​​roses, the glass greenhouse with various rare plants inside, and more than 4000 million orchids...

The mind starts to go blank.

Why is a rose worth $999?

However, there is a whole sea of ​​roses in chlorophyll!

Each person will send a bunch, at least dozens of flowers in a bunch, what is this?A lot of soft sister coins were sent out!

money?

Gu Zhizhi took out his mobile phone with a dazed expression and opened the same viewing interface, but the difference is that the online version on the mobile phone has a channel for viewers to send barrage.

At this time, there are big movies on the barrage, "I'm a local dog, I love to watch, more!"

Chlorophyll's flattery, Qiao Yan's phoenix eyes turned into almond eyes medical miracle scene.

A bottle of wine worth 25 euros looks no worse than a movie theater in a first-tier city. Home audio-visual rooms, and even all kinds of sportsmen and women training in the gym are in full swing. After a closer look, I found that most of them were captured during the day. cleaning staff.

Woo...is this heaven?

Until the camera remained steady, the photographer who always controlled Ye Yichuan's face not to be photographed within the range, conscientiously captured his perfect natural posture of drawing a bow and shooting an arrow into the camera.

People are good at making up their minds, and Gu Zhizhi thinks that he is no exception. An adult male with such a good figure can't be ugly even if he is ugly.What's more, knowing that the other party is brother Chlorophyll, if there is a younger sister who can be a female star, the brother must not be far behind!

Here comes the problem...

"Ah, why don't you take your face into the country as well!"

The barrage exploded on the spot.

"Her brother Chlorophyll is too handsome!"

"Brother, I can do it, I can. In my heart, drawing a bow and shooting an arrow is at the same level as being handsome with a gun! Woohoo, I really want to see my brother close one eye and shoot an arrow, that is definitely an invincible wink !"

"Is it really good to call me brother? I think it makes one's scalp go numb compared to the way those star-chasers on the Internet call idol brother brother, and then use the same name to call chlorophyll brother."

"Then it's not appropriate to call him big brother."

……

It seems that all the viewers who saw this had forcibly added a brother who was not released by the country.

Gu Zhizhi also silently picked the keyboard, "Brother, do you still lack the kind of sister who is obsessed with variety shows and only eats?"

"Wait, isn't the purpose of the variety show to show the daily life of the guests in the countryside? Why did it suddenly become a paradise for rich people... Choked up on the spot.jpg"

"As a senior Yan fan, yes, I am a fan of Qiao Yan. I always thought that the purpose of watching this variety show was to see our family Joe. It wasn't until I saw my brother that I realized what Joe is not! Brother is the desire of the world! "

"Director, I hope you have some brains. I don't want to see Joe now. Although I have temporarily climbed the wall, but you believe me, Joe, you have always been my true love. I just want to quietly see what my brother looks like—— Screaming Chicken.jpg”

"Do we still need to honor Hanhan/Brother Jiang/Uncle Jin?"

"Han Han/Jiang Ge/Uncle Jin: Look at that man, how can he be so handsome! He can't take his eyes off.jpg"

"It's reasonable, people who can face the scene directly, do you still expect the attention of those of us who can't see real people at all?"

"Tears.jpg"

Just relying on his non-existent appearance, the elder brother seems to have occupied the high ground.

In the camera, the flashing beauty of the morning with Qiao Yan as the main perspective also made the audience completely impatient to continue watching.

Let's just say, when will my brother show his face!

Apparently, Gu Zhizhi is not the only one who has this idea. After the breakfast of the show, the short first episode has already ended, and the preview shows the white horse on the racecourse and the man riding on the horse with only a back view... …

Gu Zhizhi rubbed the non-existent saliva at the corner of his mouth, and when he opened Weibo, he saw several bursting headlines, all of which were #想生活的真志想#

#Please Brother Be Sure to Debut#

#乔颜恶生生活#

#Longing for life is about me#

Gu Zhizhi walked around for a long time before finding out in horror that some bosses had already started editing all the videos of her brother appearing in the first issue.

From not showing his face at the beginning, to sitting on the sofa with a straight posture, the neck is long and slender at the dining table, the knuckles of the fingers are well-defined, the tips of the hair are slightly wet by water vapor at night, and the powerful posture when bowing and archery, even eating in the morning Graceful gestures at breakfast are all... amazing!

"I have an idea."

"Our country has a complete set of criminal laws."

"No, you don't want to, let me do it! Let me think!"

"At this moment, all the overlord images in the novels have been modeled by real people."

"The point of discussion on variety shows should be that you can't admit defeat in a poor life, but forcibly transformed into a dog's life and victory to the end."

"What Qiaoqiao, Hanhan, Brother Jiang, Uncle Jin... are all a ball, nothing can compare to brother."

"What about Susu? Our little C is also great in every way."

"Try to be tactful: but the problem is, I can only feel that little C is cowardly in front of his brother."

"I can't laugh anymore, hahahahahaha."

"Little C: Are you polite?"

"Polite Little C: Are you?"

"Already looking forward to the next episode."

"Every time I see Xiao C and his brother fighting each other, I find it very interesting, especially decompressing."

"That's clearly a unilateral crush by my elder brother!"

"Little C: So I can only be suppressed?"

"The No. [-] car in front quickly forks out! The prevention and control in the river is harmonious."

"Is it just me who thinks that the reason why this episode's longing for life is different from before is because the director is crushed by capital?"

"That's right, only you think so."

"Normally, an older brother would not be happy that his sister is working at home, so he can only exchange things at home with others. What's the matter, can't he take things at home casually? He still has to exchange with others, looking for abuse?"

"The reason why capital is called capital is because they only have money in their eyes. Don't just learn a word and call it all day long. What's the matter, you saw from this episode of the program that the elder brother pressed his head to let you buy things. Or what?"

"It's too much for you to say that. Variety shows are broadcast, aren't they just for people to evaluate?"

"You've put a variety show into capital, and you even said it yourself for the public to see. Isn't this just to give everyone a chance to comment?"

"The old double standard."

"I can do it but you can't, otherwise you'd be impolite, chirping."

"Am I the only one who noticed that someone upstairs blatantly called the words "brother and lord"? Sister, I've already tripped over your pants, please control yourself!"

"Ahem, what, don't you think my brother can really satisfy many fantasies about the opposite sex? I like the weak type, he can vomit blood, isn't he weak enough? I like muscles... You know, you can draw a bow Full, it takes a lot of strength. I like the cool and abstinent style, and the way my brother eats porridge quietly is so cute to me!"

"Desire for life: It makes you long for life and not for men! /Dog head/Dog head."

"Although everyone is talking about my brother, other people's performances in variety shows are also remarkable. Ke Yuhan is a bit silly and cute. He usually has a lot of tension on stage. Uncle Jin is also the same. In a movie he starred in, the way the protagonist roared really made my bones tremble. As a result, Little C was so scared that he thought he was confessing to her indirectly. Hahaha, I laughed so hard. Brother Jiang also Interesting."

"Jiang Qing: Do you dare to add a few more words to comment?"

This year's audience is so interesting, the speech is nice, the people are cute, and the xp is consistent, Gu Zhizhi likes it so much!

Already looking forward to when the next program will be launched...

Why is there only one episode a week!

However, Ye Yichuan, who was watching the online version of the variety show in the home audio-visual room, showed a look of incomprehension when he received the statistics from a3 that at least half of the audience who watched the variety show focused on himself.

Why do the audience care so much about him who didn't appear on the show, not to mention he hasn't shown his face until now.

a3 Explanation: [This may require statistical analysis and research from sociology. 】

Ye Yichuan: ...

Forget it, you don't have to.

However, Ye Yichuan was also relieved when he clicked on the chlorophyll Weibo and found that most of the people who commented below were positive.

Chlorophyll is really a wonderful girl.

In everyone's life, she is the protagonist, but if she is evaluated as a green leaf by everyone, the recommendation and extrusion of public recognition will really turn her into a stone that can no longer shine, instead of showing a An already shining gem.

There are even some interesting comments under Chlorophyll’s Weibo, such as: “Little C, from today onwards, we are half-sisters, your brother is my brother! My brother is still my brother .Double brother, double happiness!"

"Sister, your pants are throwing my face."

"As long as I and Little C's sister become sisters, then my brother is also my brother!"

"Brother: I never expected that there would be tens of thousands of younger sisters after one night. From then on, the motherland is my home, and there are younger sisters all over the place."

"Little C: ??????"

"Little C, you see that a certain star next door often takes photos with his family and puts them on Weibo for business. Do you want to come here for a while. Hint. jpg"

"Sister, the way you put your pants on is much worse than the way you just flick your pants and dance, let me do it, I will do it."

"Little C, let me tell you, if you don't post a photo with your brother, or a single photo of him alone, don't blame me for kneeling down and begging you!"

"Little C: One day I won't be a celebrity, maybe I can collect fans' pants for secondary sales."

Ye Yichuan looked puzzled.

However, it was quickly determined that the main reason for the audience's attention to him may be that the first episode of the program did not show the charm of chlorophyll, so the audience focused on themselves.

Recalling the next two days and one night, Ye Yichuan can already imagine that fans will turn their favor towards chlorophyll.

However, before the release of the second episode of the program, Ye Yichuan chose to contact the business friend who had cooperated with the main business direction of the entertainment circle. Under the recommendation of the other party, he found a screenwriter who is very good at tailoring the character design, and specially customized it for chlorophyll. The role of the real lady.

And then came the second episode of the show.