Goddess, I want to pick up soap for you

Cucumbers are delicious: Keke＞＜

Cucumbers are delicious: Sorry Goddess that was just kidding!

Even if Fu Nanfeng wanted to give birth to a child for the goddess, it was impossible, after all, he was a boy!

Too handsome to have any friends: Wow, there is a girl who wants to give birth to the goddess!

Can Xue Jinghong: ...

Too handsome to have no friends: Although the goddess was very moved, she still refused cruelly!

Cucumbers are delicious:  …

Too handsome to have no friends: what a sad story

Can Xue Jinghong: Get lost

So handsome that he has no friends: Look, girl!Your goddess is so high and cold, do you really not consider switching to my arms?

Cucumbers are delicious: Σ(°△°|||)︴

He really wanted to imitate the goddess, what should I do!But he didn't dare, after all, the other party is a great god who can crush a bunch of people to death with a shake of the hair on his leg, but even so, it feels really aggrieved for a man to be molested as a girl, although the premise is that he takes the initiative to pretend to be a girl ... By the way, aren't all the great gods in legends very glamorous and noble!

Too handsome to have any friends: How does the girl think?

Desert seven wolves: must refuse

Too handsome to have any friends: desert, go away!Didn't you go spelling?

Desert Seven Wolves: Chatting while spelling, without delay

Too handsome to have any friends: Damn it!How much is it?

The Seven Wolves of the Desert: From the time when the girls entered the group to the present, [-] words

Too handsome to have any friends: ...Desert, are you still human? !

Desert Seven Wolves: Did you know the first day?

Master Diancang: I also have five thousand, how much is the watermelon?

Domineering watermelon knife: Fifteen thousand, don't call me watermelon!

Too handsome to have any friends: Damn watermelon, you are simply not human! ! !

Master Diancang: Sure enough, it is a codeword machine, the watermelon looks great!

Cucumber is delicious: watermelon is big o(≧v≦)o~~ so good

Domineering Watermelon Knife: Average~

Too handsome to have any friends: What are you doing, girl, in fact, I can do it too!

Cucumbers are delicious: (⊙o⊙) Oh

Too handsome to have any friends: Really, do you want to consider becoming my fan?

Cucumbers are delicious: Σ(°△°|||)︴

The topic of wool is back to the original place!

Master Diancang: You really spare no effort to poach the corner of the goddess, is it necessary? Isn’t it because we teased you that you don’t have any girl fans?

Too handsome to have friends: This is very necessary!You know how I felt when I found out that my readers were all picky guys?I really need cute girl fans to heal my wounded heart!

It's strange that an author who writes stallion harem novels can have cute girls fans!

Fu Nanfeng complained secretly.

...And even if he really develops into a fan, it's useless, he's a boy!

Too handsome to have any friends: So girl!Come and be my fan!

Can Xue Jinghong: Get lost

Too handsome to have friends: Σ(°△°|||)︴What did I see!The goddess actually appeared again!

Master Diancang: That's really strange, isn't the goddess always saying at most three sentences in the group a day, and she actually bubbled up so many times today...

Too handsome to have any friends: Is it because of this girl!The goddess rushed to the crown and became a beauty!

Master Diancang: Is it because you dig the corner of the goddess in front of the goddess, the goddess can't see it

So handsome that he has no friends: But usually when I hook up with female fans on Goddess Weibo, he doesn't say a word!

Too handsome to have any friends: This girl is special!

Although Fu Nanfeng didn't really believe that he was so handsome that he had no friends to talk about, but seeing the word "special" still made his heart beat faster... For the goddess, is he a special reader?

Although the goddess is a man...but he still couldn't help but look forward to the goddess' reply. Just as he was holding a small heart thumping and waiting for the goddess to reply, a familiar ringtone suddenly rang.

So familiar...it seems to be his mobile phone!

Fu Nanfeng thought for a second, confirmed that it was indeed his cell phone ringtone, and hurriedly stood up to find his cell phone in a hurry, because he is an otaku and stays at home every day, so of course there is no chance to socialize. With the opportunity to socialize, there are of course few friends. In addition, he returned to the city where his hometown is after college, and now he has no classmates in this city, so that almost no one calls him except for express delivery.

Since he hasn't bought anything online for a long time, he has hardly received a call in the past few days, so that now the phone rang suddenly, and he was at a loss for a while before he was sure it was his phone.

He searched for it for a while but couldn't find his cell phone, because every time he finished using it, he would throw it away. Fortunately, he is a dead home boy and doesn't like to go out. Otherwise, according to his habit, the lost cell phone can be pressed into the box never mind.

Fu Nanfeng was sweating profusely before he found the phone that had been ringing for a while from under the pile of clothes on the sofa. Fortunately, the person who called his phone was persistent and kept calling over and over again until Fu Nanfeng managed to find the phone. Moment.

As soon as Fu Nanfeng pressed the phone's key, a notification that the battery was low immediately popped up, he clicked OK indifferently, and then answered.

"Hello." The caller ID is [home], so to speak, except for the family, who would call him, a dead otaku, when he has nothing to do?

...It's kind of sad to say that.

It was his mother who called Fu Nanfeng. Since Fu Nanfeng graduated from university, he moved out and rented a house to live in. Although Fu Nanfeng's parents knew that Fu Nanfeng was a "writer", they didn't know that Fu Nanfeng Whatever Nanfeng wrote, Fu Nanfeng would not be so stupid as to tell the truth to his parents.

Fu's mother babbled about a lot of things, and asked Fu Nanfeng to do a lot of things, and Fu Nanfeng responded indiscriminately. Regardless of what Fu's mother said, Fu Nanfeng's attention had already shifted to On an increasingly hungry stomach, I began to think about what to eat later.

"Xiaofeng, that's the decision. Remember to dress smartly the day after tomorrow, and don't let other girls dislike you."

"Hmm... huh?" Fu Nanfeng paused.

"Ah, what, I'm so grown up, and I'm still surprised. Didn't I agree just now that I'll introduce you to a girl the day after tomorrow. That girl is very nice, she looks good, and she's also a teacher."

"Mom, why are you here again?" Fu Nanfeng didn't know whether to laugh or cry. If he remembered correctly, Fu's mother only told him about a girl last month, and that girl was a college student.

"You're still not happy. As long as the girls don't dislike you, it's good." Fu's mother was very unhappy.

"Mom," Fu Nanfeng didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "I'm only 22, what are you in a hurry for?"

"That girl is also 22, and she just graduated from a normal school last year..." Fu's mother went on and on about a lot.

Fu Nanfeng felt his temples swell a little.

He is in a very complicated mood now. Although he doesn't want to go against Fu's mother's wishes, he really doesn't want to go on a blind date with a strange girl... Although drawing red lines is something that all middle-aged and elderly women are keen to do, Fu's mother has already given him It has been introduced four or five times. He was not annoying at first, but now he is a little annoying.

"I don't really want to go, I'm still early..." Fu Nanfeng was halfway through speaking, when he suddenly heard Fu's mother's strange silence.

"Mom? Mom?" Fu Nanfeng was a little puzzled.

"Son, tell the truth..." Mama Fu hesitated for a long time before asking as if she had made up her mind, "Tell the truth, do you not like women?"

……ah?Fu Nanfeng was totally (⊙o⊙) down.

Thinking that her son's silence was tacit consent, Fu's mother sighed again on the other end of the phone: "I knew it..."

"I haven't seen any girl you liked since I was a child. Your dad and I were very happy that you didn't have a puppy relationship when you were in junior high school and high school. You didn't talk about girlfriends when you were in college. Even after graduation, I found you four or five. Back to the blind date, which time did you refuse? Please make it clear, do you not like women? "

Fu Nanfeng suddenly became Σ(°△°|||)︴.