Goddess, I want to pick up soap for you

Goddess, you are really humorous hahahahaha...

Hahahahahahaha...

...It's not funny at all, is it!

Cucumbers are delicious: Goddess QAQ

Can Xue Jinghong: That's why you don't go, what a pity

Cucumbers are delicious: ... If you go there, you will be stabbed, it's not a pity at all, okay!

Can Xue Jinghong: I was joking

Cucumbers are delicious: QAQ

Can Xue Jinghong: You go to the group to see

Cucumbers are delicious: group?What group?

Can Xue Jinghong: The Basic Point Author Group

Can Xue Jinghong: They are all @you, did you block the group?

Cucumbers are delicious: ... Σ(°△°|||)︴I said swollen, why haven't I seen that group jumping around in the past few days!But I clearly remember that I haven't blocked it...

There is a group with a goddess, he can't wait to kneel and lick every day, how can he block it!This is not scientific at all!

Cucumbers are delicious: must have been a mistake woo woo woo!

Can Xue Jinghong: ...

Cucumbers are delicious: Sure enough, it's cheap to block this group!Wait, Goddess, I'll unblock the shield immediately!

Fu Nanfeng blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah!

Too handsome to have any friends: Will you go to the author meeting this time?

So handsome that he has no friends: Goddess must not go as usual

Desert seven wolves: should go

Master Diancang: Well, let’s get together

Domineering Watermelon Knife: You all go, then I will go too

So handsome that he has no friends: ...you all go, then I have no reason not to go!

Too handsome to have any friends: Hey, where's the girl?

Too handsome to have any friends: The only girl in our group!Will she go?

Master Diancang: Speaking of the new girl, it seems like she hasn’t shown up for a few days

Domineering watermelon knife: I was scared away by you wretched men

Too handsome to have no friends: You speak as if you are not one of our wretched men, hehe

Too handsome to have friends: Where's the girl?Come out soon @妹子

Domineering Watermelon Knife: Sister [email protected] Sister

Master Diancang: Then I’ll line up too @妹子

Desert Seven Wolves: ...Are you sure @she can see it?

... You are so @he can see it is a ghost!

Fu Nanfeng complained silently and started typing.

Cucumbers are delicious: ... in

Too handsome to have any friends: Yo~ Long time no see, girl

Cucumber is delicious: I accidentally blocked this group QAQ

Too handsome to have any friends: Sister, you are so stupid and cute!

Cucumbers are delicious: I'm not stupid! QAQ

Too handsome to have any friends: My sister knows that Ji Dian and Ding Ding are going to hold an author meeting together, right?

Cucumbers are delicious: (⊙v⊙) Yes

Too handsome to have friends: Then will you go?

Cucumbers are delicious: this...should...

Too handsome to have no friends: As the only girl in our group, are you embarrassed not to go?

But he is not a girl!

Fu Nanfeng complained wildly.

If you go there, you will definitely be regarded as a hentai who is disguised as a woman!

Cucumbers are delicious: I was a little hesitant at first, but after hearing what you said... I happily decided not to go!

So handsome that he has no friends: How can this be!

Too handsome to have no friends: As the only girl in the group, why don't you go!

That's why he didn't want to go!Imagine that in the anticipation of these great gods, a man like him suddenly appeared...

So handsome that he has no friends: desert, come and comment!

So handsome that I have no friends: Xiao Cucumber is the only girl in our group, why not go!

Desert Seven Wolves: I don’t express my opinion

Master Diancang: If the girl really doesn’t want to go, there’s nothing she can do about it

Domineering Watermelon Knife: You can’t force others to go

So handsome that he has no friends: How can this be!You don't fight for it!

Too handsome to have friends: I see through you!You fags!No enthusiasm for girls at all!

Cucumbers are delicious:  …

So handsome that he has no friends: Girl, don't bother with them!They're all gay!I'm the only straight guy in this group!

Too handsome to have any friends: The straight guy big brother will protect you from these gays!

... It's strange!

Gay guys are not interested in girls at all, okay?

If he is really a girl, the most important thing to watch out for is how are you!

Cucumbers are delicious: I still don’t want to go, my mother said that I can’t just believe those weird words on the Internet

Too handsome to have no friends: But I'm a big brother, not to blame Shushu!

Desert Seven Wolves: Heck, how old are you, and you still call yourself your elder brother, are you blushing all the time?

Young master Diancang: I blush for you, most people at your age will have children all over the street playing soy sauce

Domineering Watermelon Knife: Don't pretend to be young, you are already very old

Cucumbers are delicious: #ExposureAgeSeries#

Too handsome to have any friends: You gays are rolling!I have a childlike innocence and I will never grow old!

So handsome that I have no friends: Girl, don’t believe this group of homosexuals talking nonsense. In fact, I’m not very old. Young girls from seventeen or eighteen to mature young women in their 30s can match me well. I’m a good fit. wide, the criteria for choosing a spouse are very wide

Desert Seven Wolves: Don't you like loli in her early teens the most?

Too handsome to have friends: Roll, am I that kind of person?i'm not a pedophile

So handsome that he has no friends: Recently, the anti-pornography crackdown is tight, so please stop saying such misleading words casually

Master Diancang: The latter sentence is the key point. After the anti-pornography campaign, you immediately fell in love with ten-year-old loli again.

Domineering Watermelon Knife: It's a beast!Not as good as animals!

Fu Nanfeng silently watched a group of great gods dancing wildly, and suddenly realized that he seemed to understand something...

Facing such a lively girl like myself (mistake), this group of masters didn't molested, instead they molested a rough guy together... Sure enough, these masters are all gay!

Oops, did he discover some incredible truth?

So handsome that I have no friends: You gay guys, don’t tarnish my image in the eyes of new girls

Desert Seven Wolves: Do you have such a thing as image?

Master Diancang: You have no image in the first place, okay?

Domineering Watermelon Knife: I seem to have seen some funny joke, let me laugh three times, hahaha

Too handsome to have any friends: Get off, you gays

Desert Seven Wolves: Do you only use this sentence repeatedly to fight back?

Master Diancang: That’s right, if you can’t tell others, you’ll only talk about being gay, a scum with [-]% fighting power

Domineering Watermelon Knife: Zhazha

Desert Seven Wolves: Slag

Master Diancang: Scumbag

Can Xue Jinghong: Slag

Too handsome to have friends: ...Did I see something I shouldn't see?

Too handsome to have any friends: Did the goddess appear just now?

Too handsome to have friends: Or is my dog ​​blind?

Desert Seven Wolves: You read that right

Master Diancang: The dog’s eyes are not blind

Domineering Watermelon Knife: The Goddess Did Appear

Cucumbers are delicious: Goddess>////<Long time no see

Can Xue Jinghong: Didn’t I just see it 5 minutes ago?

Cucumbers are delicious: ...one day is like three autumns

So handsome that he has no friends: The ancients said that if you don’t see each other in a day, it’s like three autumns. Please listen to the question below, how many autumns is it like if you don’t see each other in 5 minutes?

Desert seven wolves: 280/96th of [-] autumns is [-]/[-]th of autumns

Too handsome to have friends: Full marks! …Ahem, actually I don’t know the answer, but you must have gone to Baidu if you answered so quickly, right?

Desert Seven Wolves: Slag

Too handsome to have any friends: You gays are rolling!

Desert seven wolves: Sure enough, only this kind of counterattack

Too handsome to have friends: ... No!That's not the point!The point is—did the goddess reveal some incredible information just now? ! !Newcomer girl, when did you hook up with the goddess and have a secret affair? ! !