[Comprehensive British and American] The Sims

The silent Deadpool waved his finger at the little girl.

Liliana stared at him, then made a gesture of unzipping her mouth, and asked, "You said I bought you, right?"

The mercenary looked down. He first saw the pink-haired girl looking at him longingly with a pair of emerald eyes. This kind of pitiful little look is no different from those little girls watching Barbie dolls biting their fingers outside the window. .

In fact, in the eyes of girls, Deadpool is probably no different from Barbie dolls...

Especially now that she is still holding a headband full of small white flowers in her hand.

"No way, little girl, brother won't play such boring games with you like your little wolf dog, don't look at me like that, brother's cold image of a killing machine can't be broken."

The girl with a flower headband in her hand looked up at him pitifully.

"No way," Deadpool refused, he looked evilly at the innocent Liliana, then lowered his head and whispered in the girl's ear, "You know, sweetheart, I think you lived in the bathroom when you were your age next to the toilet, and serve as a human sandbag for my dad when he gets drunk..."

While he lowered his head, Liliana put the flower headband in her hand on Deadpool's head while listening to him seriously.

While adjusting the position of Deadpool's headband, the girl asked, "...oh, then what?"

When asking questions, the expression on Liliana's face was still innocent and joyful.

What kind of innocent girl still remembers to wear a headband when she hears about the other party's tragic and painful past?

And tm is a sweet bridal-style headband, doesn't it match my brother's style at all?

Brother is walking in a sexy and hot style.

Deadpool, who felt that he had been deceived, once again stared at Liliana, who had the four big characters "pure and lovely" written on it from head to toe, and didn't care too much, and continued to finish the rest of the story perfunctorily. , "Later I stabbed him and escaped."

"Oh," the girl took two steps back after putting on the headband, and then said, "I also wanted to kill some of my relatives for a while... To be honest, sometimes I don't understand it. Compared with the two elder brothers, my mother is actually not bad, but I want to kill her the most."

Deadpool cooperated with the girl to make a head-scratching gesture, and Liliana shook her head. This gesture didn't match her innocent little headband at all.

"You know, little sweetheart, my brother likes you a little bit now~" Deadpool blew a kiss to Liliana pervertedly while speaking.

I don't know if it was a hallucination, but Liliana felt a little nauseous anyway.

She stared at each other for a while, and suddenly asked, "Can you take off the mask?" The girl asked, "It still looks good with hair on the headband."

"Aha," the mercenary with a pure bride-style headdress made a strange voice under the mask, he whispered, "cute, do you want to see my face?"

Liliana felt that this guy's attitude was a bit strange, but she nodded, "To be precise, I need your hair."

The girl looked at her No. [-] doll expectantly, and said so.

"...Well then, since you asked for that," Deadpool bent down, and pressed his face under the red mask against the girl, "how about a surprise for you?" Looking at the ignorant little girl, he whispered, and he yanked off his mask—

"Beng~"

A pitted, flesh-red avocado-like face appeared under the light.

"what--"

The female shop assistant who was always watching here let out an exclamation.

"Eww," Liliana, who observed Deadpool up close, yelled in disgust. She and Deadpool looked at each other for a moment, then frowned and stretched out her hand to touch the top of the other's head, reconfirming a certain reality through touch Afterwards, the little girl complained unhappily, "You don't have hair at all!"

Deadpool shrugged, brother had hair before.

Liliana, who had been looking forward to it in vain, scolded him, while curiously touched the other's bumpy, monster-like face.

Oh oh, this is the first time Liliana has come into contact with large scars like this.

Probably the shadow left by her childhood, she has always been a little obsessed with novel touches.

So the girl kept touching the other's cheek with her hand, and sighed sincerely, "...but you are really ugly."

As she spoke, the girl glanced at Deadpool's face again.

Then continue to poke the other person's cheek... This kind of uneven feeling with the warmth and elasticity of the skin is really interesting.

"Stop it," Deadpool said, "Your tablet is not the type I like. If you want me to be tempted, you must at least have a good butt."

Liliana looked at Deadpool with a smile, and covered his face with money.

So when the girl left the headdress shop, she held the displeased Winter Soldier with black earrings in one hand, and the deadpool who had no gloves and wore a flower headband in the other.

Wade Wilson never expected that after his disfigurement, he would have the opportunity to sell his body at a high price.

What a joy.

But this is already the minimum standard. If you want him to sell his body in the future, at least if it is the kind of sexy stunner with a good butt.

Liliana was content, but the Winter Soldier suddenly rebelled.

...This is probably because he has more resentment accumulated in his heart tonight than in Hydra's 70 years.

The specific reaction was that he suddenly stopped at the door of a store with a black decoration style, and did not leave.

Liliana, who was pulling him to walk but didn't pull him, fell back with a puzzled face. She first turned her head to look at the black shop, and then looked at the strange question, Winter Soldier.

When the Winter Soldier with black ears on his head was watching her silently with his quiet blue-green eyes, the girl shamefully forgot what she wanted to say, and asked softly, "...do you want Go in and have a look?"

The Winter Soldier, who had been wronged all night, nodded.

The girl scratched her hair irritably, then compromised, "Okay, let's go in and have a look."

The moment they entered the store, whether they were mercenaries or unhappy soldiers, they all degenerated into two boys walking into the toy store.

The Winter Soldier looked at the Gobo series of butterfly daggers, double-edged half-toothed ten-pointers, and melee daggers, his eyes sparkled.

However, no matter how Liliana looks at them, these are small knives of about the same length...

Then he picked up... some strange guns whose names Liliana couldn't tell.

The names written on the labels are COP357, P226, TCL-38.

But the girl basically just blinks her eyes and immediately can't tell who is who.

So, what is the value of these things that look similar and have similar names?

If the Winter Soldier knows Liliana's thoughts, even if he doesn't like to talk, he will definitely cry out from the depths of his soul. There are pockets that have not been buttoned, thin stripes or thick stripes, brown chocolate brown, what's wrong with these things? identical.

However, as a rich woman who would be hated by the poor, Liliana felt that there was no need to spend time and talk on such small issues, so she also packed these things together.

…In fact, there is no way to not pack it. The Winter Soldier has consciously equipped these things on himself.

However, when Liliana paid the money, she encountered a little trouble from the owner of the weapon shop. The boss said that if she wanted to buy these things again, she needed to show a proof of gun ownership.

...yet the Winter Soldier doesn't even have an ID.

Trash Red Skull.

The girl looked at the Winter Soldier who had already equipped everything, and then looked at the boss with a swollen face, "Can't you sell it without a gun license?"

The boss sneered and shook his head. He glanced at the Winter Soldier with cat ears and Deadpool with two knives on his back, and then at the little girl with a simple temperament, "Are you foreigners?" Said, "I don't know what strange ideas you have about Gotham, but in Gotham, you must abide by Gotham's rules."

"Hmm..." Liliana tilted her head in embarrassment.

At this time, Deadpool suddenly came over, grabbed the sitting weapon shop owner up, then pressed him heavily on the shelf, put his cock against the other's head and said, "You think brother needs The person with the certificate?"

Opening a weapon shop in a place like Gotham would be impossible if the boss didn't have two brushes in his hand.

So the owner of the weapon shop, whose head was pointed at by a gun, was afraid, but still insisted, "Where do you think this is? This is not a place where you can play around with a gun."

"Ugh," Deadpool exclaimed, "you know I'm actually a soft-hearted guy, but I can't embarrass myself in front of my new boss, you understand me, right?"

Then, without waiting for the owner of the weapon shop to answer, he hit the boss on the head with the butt of the gun in his hand.

At this time, someone walked into the shop again. Seeing this scene, he quietly backed out, and carefully closed the door for them.

Gotham is indeed a city with simple folk customs.

"Be careful." The boss, whose nose was bleeding out, struggled and said, "This is Mr. J's territory, and you won't want to offend him."

"J…Joker" the girl asked suddenly.

Seeing the other party nodding, Liliana sighed reassuringly, and then said, "Oh, then just kill this guy."

Under the surprised eyes of Deadpool and the owner of the weapon shop, the little girl said calmly, "It's hard to convince others of their time, let's not waste time... I thought this was Bruce's place, it doesn't matter if it's Joker , he won't be angry with me for this kind of thing..." The girl glanced at the terrified weapon shop owner, and then said, "Don't worry, we will still pay."

It's not about the money, is it?

"Well, I don't think he's worried about money." Deadpool turned to look at Liliana and asked, "Here's a serious question, do you know the clown?"

The girl waved her hand in boredom, "Everybody knows a bad guy. He's my friend's boyfriend."

I don't know what Deadpool heard. He whistled loudly. The mercenary who had always been chatty did not speak. He looked meaningfully at the hardware store owner, and his finger on the trigger was slowly tightening.

Under the threat of death, the boss sighed, he didn't have the same level of knowledge as the clown, and he didn't doubt the authenticity of the other party's words.

…In Gotham, if anyone dares to pretend to be the Joker's friend, he will pay the price.

"Okay, okay, this is the last transaction today, no documents are required." In just a few minutes, the boss who was sweating all over said.

"I'm glad you can say that," Deadpool drew back the gun a little, "I didn't bring a lot of change of clothes."

Seeing the gun leaving, the boss finally breathed a sigh of relief, but before he could finish his breath, the gun that had just left hit his head again, "Wait a minute, I heard that in the gun shop in Gotham, Do they all have a VIP room?"

The so-called VIP room is actually the basement of the weapon shop, and the weapons sold here are usually not very legal.

As for the pass to the VIP room, it can be the face of a regular customer, or a gun held in someone else's hand.

Gotham is such an unrestrained and passionate city.

The helpless owner of the weapon shop stood up, closed the shop door, and led these people down to the basement.

"Wow, this is heaven."

Liliana heard Deadpool say this.

And the Winter Soldier has long been eager to shuttle between various weapons, picking his favorite grenade gun or something.

Liliana, who has no interest in these things, stands at the entrance and plays with her mobile phone. She actually hopes that her Winter Soldier can be distinguished from the previous Winter Soldier, and it is best to stay away from these strange things.

But the girl doesn't want to forcibly interfere with the pet's interest... Yes, she is such a serious and responsible owner.

After leaving the weapon shop, the three of them actually returned with a full reward.

And Liliana's little depression about guns was quickly soothed by an ice cream cone.

The three of them walked in the direction of the hotel, and as they gradually moved away from the busy city, the pedestrians around became less and less.

Liliana was concentrating on licking her ice cream when she was pulled back by the Winter Soldier and stood still.

"Huh?" The girl who was diligently eating the cold drink raised her head and looked at the Winter Soldier suspiciously, and then continued to lower her head.

Eating a cone is a job that requires concentration and seriousness. If you don't concentrate, the melted ice cream will flow onto your hands.

"Hand over the girl, there are mutant suppressors here, don't even try to resist."

When Liliana raised her head, she saw a fat man in a black shirt standing opposite them and said.

Just as she lowered her head to eat, they were already surrounded by a group of people.

Just looking at them, Liliana, who was not very interested in these people, lowered her head again and planned to continue eating ice cream.

…and then she flies.

Liliana holding an ice cream...

In fact, it was the Winter Soldier who threw her into the air, and then he took the pistol he just got and started to shoot, and by the way, he could use his unicorn arm to block the flying bullets, and at this time, he was wearing a white flower hairpin on his head The dead waiter had already drawn out his double knives and cut a person in half, then he turned around and caught Liliana, and the whole process was controlled within two seconds.

Liliana, who was caught by Deadpool, continued to eat her ice cream slowly, and then she realized something was wrong, and turned to look at her Winter Soldier.

…At this time, the Winter Soldier has rushed into the crowd, holding his small dagger to start a brutal game of killing one step at a time.

In this kind of close combat, each of his enemies is both his target and his shield, and even if he dies, they will be used as bullets for him.

Liliana, who was eating ice cream, sighed melancholy.

"Alas..." she said while sighing, "Will the cat's ears get dirty?" While speaking, she raised her head, and the Deadpool who was standing beside her just now had already stabbed someone with a knife five meters away.

The girl glanced at the blood-stained flower headband on Deadpool's head, and felt melancholy in her heart.

Under the moonlight, Liliana, who stood alone at the scene of the massacre and licked ice cream, felt as lonely as snow. Why do boys always like to play such violent games?

I don't know how many of these mobs will be left after the cones are eaten.

The girl's wand has been eager to move ever since she met the clown. Who knew that when she really had the chance to use the wand, she was so busy that she couldn't move her hand.

Hey…

The girl sighed again, and when she was not paying attention, a person came quietly behind her hidden in the dark, as if intending to grab her and threaten the other two people to stop them.

However, there was a gunshot, and the girl who lowered her head to eat only felt that liquid splashed on her cheek and hair. She turned her head and saw a figure lying at her feet, and then she looked up, the mercenary He just retracted the gun in his hand and made a classic Michael Jackson action in the crowd, narcissizing himself.

click.

Liliana felt an unknown liquid dripping from her chin, she lowered her head, and then saw the conspicuous red on the white ice cream.

After finally getting enough of the ice cream, I'm about to taste Liliana, who has a crispy cone: ...

Looking down again at the headless corpse at her feet, the little girl threw her ice cream on the ground in despair, then summoned her wand, and first cast a cleansing spell on herself.

Just when the girl walked towards the mercenary full of anger, those guys who had just focused on fighting Deadpool and the Winter Soldier finally realized that their target was this sweet-looking young lady, so they rushed towards her one after another.

Liliana was overjoyed in her heart, and silently grasped her wand tightly.

Then there was a long series of gunshots, and everyone who tried to get close to the girl fell under the guns of Deadpool's father.

The wand is about to move, but Liliana, who is always a step behind, is really nice, angry, angry, ah!

Deadpool was still whizzing and dancing on top of the corpse.

The girl gripped her little stick tightly.

At this moment, there was another "bang" gunshot in the darkness, and the dull Liliana was dragged to the ground by Deadpool. While pressing Liliana, Deadpool took the short knife he had just bought Throw it out, right on target.

Liliana heard him cheer.

Because of Liliana's situation, the Winter Soldier was slightly distracted, and was stabbed from behind. After regaining his senses, the Winter Soldier twisted the opponent's neck with his backhand with his metal arm.

Even with a drag bottle like Liliana, the situation of the whole battle is still one-sided. This is actually based on the premise that the Winter Soldier intends to use new weapons to practice more.

The whole battle lasted about 10 minutes. The opponent's people died, and the casualties of one's own... Liliana ate half of the ice cream cone, and the Winter Soldier was injured.

The girl is devastated when she finds out that the Winter Soldier is injured.

In fact, she didn't express anything specifically. From the outside, she was just a little more silent than before.

But anyone could see that she was a little gloomy, her emerald eyes were not as bright as before, and her steps were no longer brisk.

She didn't even pay attention to the chattering Deadpool.

After returning to the room, Liliana folded her hands on her chest and ordered the Winter Soldier with a somewhat cold expression, "Show me your wound."

The soldier who received the order took off his equipment and coat without hesitation. He exposed his smooth upper body, looked at Liliana with a serious face in silence, and then turned around obediently, leaving the still Wounds that ooze blood.

Because of the depth of the puncture, the wound is now slightly cracked, turning into a small diamond-shaped hole in his skin.

Liliana sighed, she had clearly promised to protect the other party, but now she was injured.

The girl was angry and frustrated, and she also vaguely complained that the Winter Soldier was such a weak chicken.

Huh, rubbish Red Skull.

Frowning, he carefully looked at the other's wound. The Winter Soldier's skin was pale, and the red wound undulated slightly with his breathing. It was probably the first time that the little girl felt that the color of the blood was a little scary.

In fact, there were countless scars on the opponent's back, and this small wound was nothing.

But Liliana still felt that the wound caused by her own negligence looked the scariest. She pulled her hair annoyed, and felt that she was so stupid for imagining that she would bring a pet to the real world to take care of it.

While thinking this way, she took out the elixir from her pocket, and handed it to the Winter Soldier to beckon him to drink it.

Under the effect of the elixir, the Winter Soldier's wound healed immediately.

After ordering the Winter Soldier to go to rest, Liliana herself got into the bedroom angrily.

The next morning, the girl is trying to tie the Winter Soldier's half-length hair into little braids as Deadpool chatters about Amway Tacos in the background.

Suddenly, their doorbell rang.

The author has something to say: I talked to my mother on the phone for three hours today

This time the theme is still her boyfriend... Sending her flowers and red envelopes on Qixi Festival

Wouldn't it be nice to show affection with another person?Is it interesting to hurt your own daughter?

crying in despair