[Comprehensive British and American] The Sims

Just before the Winter Soldier had further intimate contact with the man in red, Liliana sprang out from the shadows, and she walked over quickly regardless of the two men's MAX combat power.

And once the Winter Soldier in the battle noticed Liliana's approach, he immediately let go of the man in red and stepped back neatly, guarding in front of the girl.

Compared with the vigilance of the Winter Soldier, the performance of the man in red is quite bachelor.

Although he heard the girl's footsteps, he was still lying on the ground, and even put his legs that had been propped up by the fight flat after the Winter Soldier retreated.

What Liliana saw was the man in red stretched out into a big character, lying motionless on the ground.

"What happened?" The girl walked up to the Winter Soldier and asked with concern.

However, the Winter Soldier gave her a sullen look as usual, and then said nothing.

Liliana patted his arm helplessly and asked, "Are you hurt?"

The Winter Soldier honestly shook his head.

"Well," Liliana breathed a sigh of relief, "It's good that I didn't get hurt."

After finishing speaking, the girl turned her head and glanced at the man in red who was paralyzed on the ground with eyes like a stray cat, and then said softly to the Winter Soldier, "Don't play with such a person in the future, do you hear me?"

There's a huge gulf between the wild and the domesticated, and you don't have to fight it, you know?

The Winter Soldier looked sideways at the girl blankly.

He really didn't understand anything.

The girl shook her head and sighed, "Forget it." After all, she didn't care much about the other party's work. No matter what, she would not cause more trouble than the dragons. Anyway, as long as she was not injured, the girl silently Pulling up the Winter Soldier, he said softly, "Let's go."

The Winter Soldier nodded obediently, and was led away obediently by the girl.

Deadpool, who had been ignored from the beginning to the end, raised his head unwilling to be lonely, just in time to see the back of the girl with pink hair pulling the black soldier away under the light.

This little girl is so heartless.

The mercenary lying alone under the street lamp thought.

"Hello kitty~" Seeing that the two were really about to leave, the man in red sat up from the ground and shouted.

…What the hell is Hellokitty?

Liliana, who had already pulled the Winter Soldier out for a short distance, turned her head curiously after hearing the voice, and looked at the man in red who was sitting up.

In the light, wearing a strange red tights, with a pair of black panda eyes.

Seems a little bit cute?

Liliana, who has recently become obsessed with giant pandas, thought uncertainly.

"What's the matter?" the girl asked.

Hearing the girl's words, the man in red covered his face in disbelief, looking extremely aggrieved.

"Oh my god, what's the matter with you?" The man in red pointed angrily at the Winter Soldier next to Liliana, "I just saw this dude standing here stupidly, came over and said a few words, he Just hit people with your hands, little sister, do you know how violent he is?"

Liliana looked at the Winter Soldier suspiciously. In her impression, although the Winter Soldier was called a super soldier, he was actually a weak chicken, the kind who would not resist being molested by Lawrence.

It never occurred to him that he actually had a violent side.

Under the gaze of the girl, the Winter Soldier, who was unwilling to speak, was full of grievances, and then nodded in acquiescence to what he said to the other party.

So the girl didn't think too much, and said to Deadpool seriously, "Sorry, he might be a little nervous when he goes out for the first time."

In Liliana's description, the Winter Soldier sounds like a kitten who has never been out of the house for a lifetime. It has just seen the colorful world, and its three views have been shocked. Immediately fried hair for you to see.

As a nervous but experienced mercenary, the man in red firmly believes that if another person strikes up a conversation with the other party, the corpse will probably be cleaned up by now...

Tsk, so is this a combination of a soft girl and a vicious dog?

Really cute~

Deadpool, who made up his mind to get in between these two people, waved his hand to indicate that it doesn't matter, and then automatically switched to chatting mode, "Is it the first time for you to come here too? What a coincidence, it's my first time too Come on, after all, as a Marvel character, I can suddenly come to DC's set, and I always feel that something is not right, maybe I still have a part of Universal, but I definitely don't belong to DC."

Both Liliana and the Winter Soldier looked at Deadpool blankly, not understanding his words at all.

But Liliana felt that Marvel DC sounded familiar.

Sitting on the ground, Deadpool rubbed his chin with one hand and meditated, "...Could it be that Universal Pictures paid for the copyright of Gotham, etc., but if they are so rich, why don't they pay me more? More weapons and equipment? Now I still only have two knives and twelve bullets... Tsk tsk, I am actually a man with only twelve bullets!"

...Perhaps, the Arkham Asylum may not be as heavily guarded as it is said in the legend, Liliana guessed so, because this guy obviously ran out from there.

Just when the girl was thinking about calling the police, the man in red sitting on the ground finally said something meaningful, "Oh yes, you can call me Deadpool, I'm a super mercenary."

"I'm Liliana Downers," the girl introduced politely, then she pointed to the Winter Soldier and said. "He's the Winter Soldier."

"Oh, Winter Soldier, I've heard of him," Deadpool looked excitedly at the unhappy Winter Soldier, and then said, "He used to appear in the Captain America movie series, but the world has become a mess recently, It is estimated that the movie will not be released again, and this unhappy will never have the opportunity to appear again."

…Can't understand.

Liliana and the Winter Soldier looked at him indifferently.

And the man in red, who calls himself Deadpool, is still sitting there alone, whimpering, "You know, since the world began to merge, it has caused me a lot of trouble, oh, because I have the same face as Green Lantern , No way, our actor is the same person, of course, I believe that the lesser-known detective has the same trouble, as far as I know, he also bumped into a hero of Marvel."

As he said that, Deadpool spread his hands and continued, "But no matter what, detectives are always inseparable from superheroes. If a Victorian detective appears, then he has the face of a big local tyrant."

Deadpool shook his head and complained, "Don't they have any other actors to find? Not all actors have a handsome face like Ryan Reynolds, oh, when it comes to this, I want to emphasize , although we look the same, but I am much more advanced than the comparable DC Green Lantern, after all, he is a big bad movie."

"That..." Liliana tried to interrupt him, but failed, Mr. Deadpool was still talking...

"Wait, since we're in Gotham now, should we organize a tour of the Arkham Asylum? I wonder what version the Joker is? I hope it's the younger one, so I might have a chance to meet the Harley Quinn Come on, if it's the old version, that pervert will just dress himself up as a nurse, his eyes are really hot, seeing him in a nurse's outfit is worse than me wearing a maid's outfit and looking in the mirror."

"Can you..." Shut up?

"But I think the master can also look forward to it. I don't know if it is the Christopher Nolan version of the master, or the one who snatched his mother with the stupid alien. I hope it is the former one. After all, the former one is more handsome. If it is the former one. , I am willing to sell my ass to have sex with him."

After working hard for a long time, Liliana couldn't get in the way. She looked up at the silent Winter Soldier and asked in a low voice, "Is that why you beat him just now?"

The Winter Soldier silently stared at the guy who was still chattering, then nodded slowly.

"...well fought," said Liliana, who did not support the Winter Soldier's fight, sincerely.

Seeing the soldier silently clenched his silver metal glove, the girl said hastily, "But don't do it again. We've wasted enough time here."

She stayed before because Liliana felt that she was a qualified breeder and was responsible for what her Winter Soldier did, but now it seems that the guy called Deadpool deserves to be beaten, so the girl feels that she has nothing to do with it. Need to continue wasting time here.

"Wait," just as the girl and the Winter Soldier were about to continue to leave, the guy called Deadpool suddenly rushed up and hugged Liliana's calf.

"Wait, you can't discriminate against me because I'm a b-movie, girl, do you know how hard it is for me? The first time I was in Wolverine, they shut me up."

The girl was hugged by her calf, but she didn't panic. She lowered her head and looked at Deadpool silently, and then said seriously, "Although I don't know the specific situation, I think it makes sense for them to shut your mouth."

"What?" Deadpool lying on the ground screamed, "Why did you become so cruel all of a sudden?"

"I've always been so cruel, can you let go?" Liliana said to Deadpool while pulling the Winter Soldier to prevent him from doing anything.

"It's not fair," Deadpool yelled, hugging the girl's calf, and then he looked up and said suddenly, "Whoa, you're such a cute little girl."

Liliana looked down at Deadpool, suddenly realized his angle and the shorts she was wearing today, and kicked him in the face unbearably, "...you pervert."

Deadpool, who was stepped on his face, covered his face and screamed exaggeratedly, and then quickly regained his vitality. He yelled in horror, "Oh my god, my god, my god, I didn't mean it, I'm a Canadian, okay? , Seriously, little girl, are you an adult yet?"

According to legend, Canada is the most stringent country against pedophiles...

… Liliana has never felt like this before, as if to shut him up, anything is fine.

I feel that such a guy might become even more noisy when he turns into a frog.After hesitating for a moment, she silently gave up her plan to use the spell.

In fact, Liliana was quite interested in the plan of the Arkham tour group he just mentioned.

Helplessly looking at the gray sky of Gotham, Liliana thought about it seriously, and then asked, "...you just said that you are a mercenary, right?" Deadpool, added "the kind of mercenary who takes money and does things."

"Yes, that's right, I'm the best~" Deadpool brazenly promoted himself.

Liliana nodded weakly, and then took out two huge rubies from her pocket.

She threw the gem to Deadpool, and said seriously, "From now on, you want to listen to me, do you want to make a deal?"

Deadpool, who was smashed in the face by two priceless rubies, said in great distress, "Wow, this is sweet pain," and then he raised his head, and said happily after getting his wish, "Okay, miss , Congratulations, you bought a Deadpool. In fact, I am super expensive, and your money is only enough to buy half of Deadpool, but you know, I am very easy to soften my heart, so I will give you a discount, now die The front of the papa, the top and the bottom of the back belong to you, lovely young lady."

The girl covered her head and said in pain, "At this time, you just need to say the deal is enough. Shut up now."

Deadpool who took the money obediently closed the zipper on his mouth.

The girl nodded in satisfaction, and pulled the Winter Soldier to continue walking, but she suddenly thought of a certain question, and then stopped again. Based on the principle that money cannot be spent in vain, the girl turned around and asked, "... Is there any place that can Can you check in without a document? This guy doesn't have any documents."

While speaking, the girl pointed at the Winter Soldier, and then silently cursed that rubbish Red Skull in her heart.

Deadpool closed his mouth tightly, and let out a whining sound, indicating that he was carrying out Liliana's "shut up" instruction with his whole body.

"You can talk now." The girl said reluctantly.

Deadpool left and said, "Don't worry, little sister, as long as you have money, there is nothing that Deadpool's father can't do."

Well, you're right, but it's mostly about the money.

Liliana is now suffering from a disease called Deadpool who has a headache when she speaks, so she doesn't bother to refute the other party, just nodded, and began to calmly sway the air of a local tyrant.

The girl said, "It's okay, money is not an issue."

Hearing her words, Deadpool happily covered his cheeks with his hands, and while being excited, pretended to be innocent and said, "After waiting for so long, I finally have a wealthy sister who is willing to take care of me." Then he looked Liliana up and down, Then he sighed regretfully, "Hey, but it would be even better if it could be bigger."

Liliana silently held the irascible Winter Soldier...

The Winter Soldier turned his head and gave her an aggrieved look, but said nothing.

The girl said with a headache, "Don't worry, there will be something to eat in a while."

The girl comforted her simply and rudely.

The Winter Soldier continued to look at her puffed up.

At this time, Deadpool picked up his double knives from the ground, twisted them handsomely, and put the knives back into their sheaths.

Although the girl was a bit disdainful about this chatter, she still said from the bottom of her heart, "Cool~"

Then the Winter Soldier got even more angry...

When Deadpool heard Liliana's words, he laughed obscenely for a long time, and then said, "How about it, isn't it handsome?"

Liliana rolled her eyes and said angrily, "Lead the way."

Deadpool made a gesture by pointing in one direction, and then Liliana led the Winter Soldier and followed.

After walking a few steps, both Deadpool and Winter Soldier stopped suddenly. The two of them looked at each other in a tacit understanding, and Deadpool said, "Leaving?"

The Winter Soldier nodded.

The author has something to say: The stalk of Deadpool: Ryan Reynolds is the actor of Deadpool and the star of Green Lantern

The detective who got hit in the face is Sherlock Holmes, and his actor Benny is also the leading actor of Doctor Strange

In addition, there is a movie called Sherlock Holmes, the person playing Holmes is Robert Downey Junior Jr., everyone knows that he also played Iron Man~

Finally, the classic version of the clown is Christopher's version, and the master of that version is also super handsome...

But the Suicide Squad version is a young clown. Although it is a bad movie, Harley Quinn is really super cute~

Hmm~ Today I struggled with how to write Deadpool for a whole day, I was so tired, and for no reason, I fell in love with CP

Brain made up a bunch of philosophical stories that are as cheap as little spiders

Regarding the cp issue... well read the comments, I find that saying anything here is stretching the topic

Well, happy Tanabata~

Oh, I can't be happier, my broadband seems to be broken...