[Comprehensive British and American] The Sims

Sherlock woke up in the smell of alcohol.

This is as it should be, because he was soaked in wine.

The colorful wine pooled into a strangely colored liquid on his body.

Liliana was walking towards him holding the wine bottle unsteadily. Under the shocked eyes of the young Holmes, this already a little crazy girl let out a 'hehehe' laugh while walking up to him, hugging him with one hand. Holding two wine bottles, and a green wine bottle in the other hand, she pulled out the cork boldly with her mouth, then continued to smile "hehehe", and poured the red wine on Sherlock's face without hesitation .

"...how much wine have you had?" Sherlock yelled, avoiding Liliana's drink, staring at the wet little curly hair.

Because of the opponent's avoidance, Liliana's red wine was poured on the ground.

The girl's watering action stopped immediately, holding the wine bottle in her hand, her emerald eyes rounded in shock, she looked at the empty ground and then at the vigilant Sherlock, suddenly Throw away the wine bottle in your hand.

The red wine and whiskey broke into pieces on the ground, and mixed with the other wine that Liliana had poured before, forming a weird smell of alcohol in the air.

Raising his wet arm and smelling it, the detective looked disgusted, "Absinthe, brandy, whiskey, vodka, rum, arak... Oh my god, what the hell is McCoff doing here? Is there so much wine?"

However, Liliana, who looked at him aggrievedly, did not return. The wet curly hair looked at her blankly, not knowing what happened.

Suddenly, the girl jumped out with a whoosh, stepping on the drink and broken glass all the way, crying while running, "Ahhhh, Oulos, what should I do, little Xiali, little Xiali... wow ah ah ah ..."

Oulos, who was lying on the ground with a bouquet of jasmine flowers on her face, was abruptly woken up by Liliana. She sat on the ground, her face was slightly flushed, her eyes were motionless, and she looked coldly at the crying Liliana. .

Judging from her face, Liliana couldn't tell that she had been drinking. Her cheeks were as pale as ever, but her eyes were watery as if they had been soaked by spring rain. When she saw Oulos opened her eyes, the girl immediately complained aggrievedly. , "What to do, Oulos, Xiali will not be obedient when he grows up."

Sherlock himself, who was doused with wine:  …

While speaking, Liliana's tears flowed from her eyes in big drops, and she was out of breath from crying, "What...how to do..." the girl said while sobbing, "Don't water, Little Xiali just, just won't grow up," stretching out her hand to pull the other party's white clothes, the girl cried aggrievedly, "If she doesn't grow up, she won't be able to bloom..." At the end of her speech, Liliana burst into grief, and jumped at her with a wow. into the arms of Oulos, crying out.

Indifferent to Liliana who threw herself into her arms to wipe away her tears, Oulos' icy cold eyes accurately found Sherlock who was standing by the side.

There is a logical loophole in what Liliana said just now, 'Sherlock won't be cute when she grows up' and 'Sherlock won't grow up if she doesn't water her', they are contradictory...

But this is not important, the key is how to make the amniotic mammals as the notochord primate Homo sapiens bloom...

This probably requires knowledge of multiple disciplines in botany, medical genetics, genetics, and a professional team of more than 50 people. In terms of funding...

Sherlock Holmes, who was terrified by his sister, took a step back slowly. He swore that this was probably the only time in his life that he looked forward to Mycroft's arrival.

However, when he needed it most, his brother was actually late.

In such a short period of time, Oulos has already planned how to get a lot of funds and researchers, and she even planned in her mind how to select similar test products to Charlotte.

Charlotte Holmes deserves the best, including experimentation.

Mr. Holmes is very disturbed by the love from his sister, Samson.

Crying for a while, Liliana raised her head, with tears on her face, looked at Sherlock resentfully, and said in a crying voice, "...Since it can't bloom, turning little Xiali into a frog, will there be many little ones? Little Charlie?"

She still remembered that she had seen many frog eggs in China.

Oulos thought about Liliana's words seriously, and told her very clearly, "Frogs can't reproduce alone, we need another frog."

Liliana nodded seriously, "Well, let's turn Mycroft into a frog too... Oh, Dr. Watson is also good, Xiali, who do you want?" Before the other party could answer, Liliana grinned silly, He said to himself, "Hee hee hee, both belong to you, both belong to you, hee hee hee."

"...so happy." Looking at his brother, Oulos said softly with a blush on his face. "Getting individual frogs to reproduce the same sex doesn't need to be so troublesome."

Hearing this passage, Sherlock began to look around subconsciously, hoping to find a way to escape.

This is a room with almost no airtight space, and he is now facing the two most terrifying alcoholics in the world.

They don't just dream wildly, they can turn all scary fantasies into reality.

Liliana leaned on Oulos, looked at Sherlock slowly, and suddenly asked, "Why don't you smile...Are you unhappy..."

"I don't see anything to be happy about," the young man said stiffly, "You know, if you want to live with Mycroft, even a frog would commit suicide in grief."

"Oh," Liliana waved her hands drunkenly, and then said, "Don't worry, Xiali, frogs don't have that many brains to commit suicide, hehehe."

Oh, makes sense.

Sherlock pursed his lips, and then heard Liliana continue to say with a smile, "Hee hee hee, no brains, Xia Li is a fool ~ a fool without a brain ~"

Glancing at the triumphant Liliana, Sherlock, who was despised by his IQ, really wanted to refute, but he didn't dare to tell the truth due to the threat of the other party's magic, so he could only sneer, "Heh."

Who here has no brains?

Comprehending the meaning of Sherlock's expression almost by reflex, Liliana proudly hugged Oulos and showed off, "I don't need a brain, I have Oulos."

Liliana Downers classic line.

She always laughed at Brother Holmes's IQ justifiably. If she was mocked by the other party, she would say triumphantly, I have Oluos.

Childish tricks for little children.

Sherlock Holmes thought coldly in his heart, and then he was about to start fighting back...

As for the danger or something, you don't need to worry about it until you have ridiculed it.

Fortunately, before the childish Sherlock counterattacked, there was a sudden movement outside the door.

The closed door finally opened slowly.

With dead people and blood as the background, Dr. Watson and four Sherinford guards in white shirts appeared in Liliana's sight.

The girl jumped up in an instant, and shouted, "Oluos, he is Watson, and he is coming to take Sherlock away,"

Standing up, Liliana raised her arms and shouted, "Cute little Xiali, I'll protect you~"

As she said that, before anyone could react, Liliana suddenly threw the elixir bottle in her hand.

The bottle fell directly on Sherlock Holmes, slipped and shattered at his feet.

"Ah..." Liliana stared blankly at Sherlock, and said aggrievedly, "I threw it at the wrong person," she said, tilting her head, and whispered, "The bottle is also wrong."

Liliana was so upset that she was almost on the verge of crying.

Watson and the four guards stared blankly at Charlotte speechless.

And the fat Locke who suddenly gained a few sizes, and all the clothes on his body were tightly tied to his body... oh, he doesn't want to say anything now.

Liliana, who was very sad, picked up the bouquet of white jasmine from the ground, walked over, touched Sherlock's wet curly hair with her feet, and then put the flowers in his hands, she suddenly became happy, "... at least That way, they won't be able to take you, Sherlock."

Sherlock Holmes with that bouquet of jasmine in his hand and only wishing it was a nightmare:  …

The girl looked at the shirt that was almost open and the white flesh protruding from the gaps in the buttons, and seriously warned, "You should change to something that fits, how can you be dressed like this outside? It's really impolite to go."

Sherlock Holmes lowered his head and glared at Liliana. He doesn't have any neck now. The visual effect of this action is that the small ball circles around the big ball, and the long face before becomes an oval chubby ...In short, this glance is basically not deterrent.

Liliana reached out and poked the flesh on the other's cheek, and the soft touch immediately made her smirk.

Some ends of her pink hair were wet from the alcohol, but it did not affect the fluffy effect of her hairstyle. The girl's complexion was pale and clean, her emerald eyes were bright and clear, and she had a silly innocent smile on her face.

If it's just about looks, this is about one of the cutest drunks ever.

If only she didn't have to think about what she did and what she was going to do.

"Fat and so cute..." Liliana, who was full of alcohol while breathing, kept poking the flesh on Sherlock's stomach, and said with a happy face. Sherlock could only Liliana remained motionless and let Liliana poke and play. After only two pokes, Liliana suddenly sighed and said with a bit of melancholy, "...I want to raise a panda, the round one, although Xiali is so cute …but a bit high…”

As she spoke, the girl's erratic green eyes saw the little Dr. Watson.She smiled sweetly at him.

"Hee hee hee, hello, Dr. Watson--" While talking, Liliana threw the bottle out of her hand.

As a military doctor, Dr. Watson quickly dodged Liliana's elixir attack, but the elixir thrown by the girl landed at another person's feet, and the strangely radiant mist quickly surrounded the unlucky ghost. After the light dissipated, standing there was an old man wearing a white shirt.

"Well, I took it wrong again." Liliana said without regret, and then threw the new bottle out again.

The few people standing at the door immediately turned around and ran. Liliana's medicine bottle hit another person's back, and then the bottle fell to the ground, successfully turning that person into a bandaged, slow-moving mummy.

"Hahaha, I hit it~" the girl said with a smile, she seemed to have found new fun in it, and threw the two bottles out one by one

It still doesn't have the huge power she wanted at the beginning, but this is not important anymore. The Immortal Medicine created another identical twin brother for one of the guards. Except that he didn't wear clothes, the copy was perfect. The bottle caused the mummy and the old man to fight.

"Close the door—" Shouted Sherlock, who was standing inside, two buttons of his shirt snapped open.

Taking advantage of the gap when the door was slowly closed, Liliana threw three bottles one after another. Although she heard the sound of the bottles breaking, she couldn't see what happened outside.

"...What did you throw?" Fat Locke asked after hearing the shouts from outside.

Liliana tilted her head to look at him, with an obvious blank look on her face, "Hmm... seems to have thrown a bottle of bees?" the girl said uncertainly.

Just take a bottle, whoever uses it will know what is inside.

After poking Sherlock's stomach for a while, Liliana ran back to Oros, and she fell asleep under the influence of alcohol.

Liliana squatted aside, looked at Oros, and then at the comfortable bed in the middle of the room.

She froze for a while.

Then Liliana turned to look at the big fat Sherlock.

"I cannot," said Sherlock Holmes darkly, "I cannot even move."

"Oh," Liliana sighed and said sadly, "Why did you suddenly become a fat man, Sherlock, lose weight quickly..."

Yeah, why did he suddenly become a fat man?

Once again Sherlock lost interest in speaking.

And Liliana turned around in a hurry.

In her world, if a famous person didn't sleep in his own bed, but fell somewhere, there would be gossip about the person being unkempt.

Liliana didn't feel much about it, but she didn't want her friend to suffer from it.

However, Liliana couldn't move Oros to the bed.

What to do, what to do, it will become a scandal.

The girl turned around in a hurry.

After about a few minutes, Liliana suddenly looked at Sherlock with a look of surprise, "By the way, I have a magic medicine."

Speaking of which, Liliana took out the small medicine bottle from her pocket, looked at it carefully, and threw it at Sherlock's feet.

Who knows what she will throw out this time, Sherlock, powerless to stop, watched the vial fall to the ground beside him.

Slenderness and thinness took effect, and Sherlock Holmes returned to his normal figure again, but he was overweight after all, and his originally fitting clothes became baggy and unkempt.

But this time Liliana finally used it correctly.

She even knew how to cast a cleansing spell on a wet Sherlock.

This kind of terrible accuracy only at the necessary time made Sherlock even feel that Liliana was pretending to be crazy by drinking, but he quickly dismissed this idea. Out of understanding and judgment of the opponent's IQ, Sherlock thought that she It shouldn't be possible to do such a thing.

Liliana was squatting beside Oulos and looking at Sherlock pitifully. In order to prevent her from doing something more frightening on a whim, Sherlock walked over and bent over to hug his little sister.

Her weight is lower than that of her peers of the same height, which is a matter of course. She lacks enough exercise. The young detective judged very rationally in his mind, and he held the sleeping Oulos firmly. , and put her on the big bed in the room.

Liliana waved the small white wooden stick in her hand and commanded, "Shoes, shoes, you have to drag your shoes when you sleep~"

While talking about Liliana, she spun around in circles, the wand in her hand suddenly glowed beautifully, and a piece of silvery light fell down with her spinning movement.

Liliana played happily.

Sherlock pursed his lips, and then glanced at Liliana who was having fun by herself. He didn't touch Oulos' shoes, but covered her with a quilt, the key is to cover the shoes on her feet.

For siblings who have just met, shoes and the like are too close.

Staring at Orros for a moment, Sherlock thought.

Liliana, who had had enough fun on the side, suddenly ran over and threw herself on the bed, rubbing against Oulos, looking at her with her chin in her hand, and giggling silly while watching.

Sherlock stood by the bed, quietly looking at his sleeping sister.

After a while, Liliana, who was lying on the bed, also began to feel drowsy.

At this time, the door of the room was opened again, and Mycroft Holmes, who was wearing a well-crafted suit, stood at the door. The corpses and blood stains outside had been cleaned up, and the mummies and bees were gone. Everything was safe. Quiet, revealing a different kind of serenity.

Liliana looked at the door in a daze, and saw that McCoff came in without speaking, and found a posture to continue sleeping.

Bypassing the shards of glass and alcohol at the door, Mycroft walked to the bed, and he looked quietly at the two young alcoholics who had finally calmed down like his brother, and then he smiled.

After a while, Mycroft looked at the sleeping girl and called, "Liliana?"

Hearing her own name, Liliana's only reaction was to arch inward.

With the expected reaction, Mycroft glanced at his young and strong brother, and made a gesture of invitation with a bit of satisfaction.

Sherlock Holmes looked at his brother expressionlessly.

The other party smiled at him unhurriedly.

Don't be selfish, Sherlock.

Although the other party didn't say anything, Sherlock Holmes almost heard the voice of him saying so.

So she slept soundly, Liliana suddenly rose into the air and enjoyed the treatment of a princess hug.

The sleeping girl frowned and opened her eyes.

Mycroft Holmes made a 'shush' gesture, pointing to the sleeping Oulos, Liliana glanced at her sleeping friend, hesitated for a moment, the girl finally closed her eyes reluctantly again, She moved, found a comfortable position and fell asleep again.

The author has something to say: Know anything scarier than the driving review from the last chapter?

It's a call from my mother

from [-]:[-] pm to [-]:[-] pm

In the name of urging marriage, she showed me her boyfriend for three hours

long distance boyfriend

Therefore, as a single dog who has remained single since the mother's womb

why should i take this hurt

Why!

I just want revenge on society

...so whatever odd associations you may have with the title,

I will not be responsible

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