The cat broke my heart for you [Transmigration Book]

After all, Ye Jie was a tyrannical boss with countless people. Looking at the doctor's expression, he knew that the doctor had misunderstood again.

He pressed on his temple.

My own head is too confused to be so slack.

"Not being a cat, but a younger brother..." Ye Jie spoke again.

The doctor smiled: "Yes."

I believed you bastard.

Psychological counseling needs to protect the patient's privacy, and the doctor does not know Ye Jie's identity.

But even if he knows, the doctor can't call the police because of these two sentences.What's more, whether the law governs this matter is a problem.

A sense of justice ignited in the doctor's heart.He hoped to use psychotherapy to treat the psychopathy of the patient in front of him and help that poor boy.

So the doctor used all his abilities to chat with Ye Jie.

After Ye Jie replaced "cat" with "brother", the narrative became much smoother.

But after the narration, he felt that if it was a "brother without blood relationship", it seemed that there was no need to see a psychiatrist.

This kind of thing, as long as you get married, isn't it all right? !

In fact, the root of this problem is because Su Linqing is a cat.

Although it is a cat demon.

Although this cat demon is becoming more and more humane.

but……

After listening to Ye Jie's narration, the doctor found that the consultant in front of him didn't seem to be a legal pervert.

Whether it is a cat or a younger brother, the consultant has taken good care of each other and has not done anything too outrageous.

It's just that now that the boy has become an adult, he is getting closer to the counselor, which confuses the counselor.

This kind of thing... Since there is no blood relationship, parents agree, as long as they get married, it will be fine!

How can this little bit of guilt stop the happiness of the two of you!That boy obviously doesn't regard you as an older brother anymore!

The doctor first breathed a sigh of relief, and then comforted Ye Jie according to the established treatment process, telling Ye Jie that this entanglement was unnecessary.After the unrelated younger brother who has been taken care of grows up, it is normal to have feelings other than family affection because of the passage of time.Although I am definitely not used to it, as long as it is in line with the law and morality, I can adapt slowly.

Happiness is the most important thing.

Your parents agree!

Blessed marriage!What's the problem!

Ye Jie thanked the doctor and paid the money, feeling lonely after consulting.

He glanced back sadly at the golden signboard of the psychological counseling center.

What is he doing here wasting money?If you don't tell others that you like cat monsters, it is impossible for the other party to have useful opinions.

With this money, he might as well buy some snacks for Su Linqing and feed the cat at home.

Could it be that we can only continue to consult netizens?

Only by consulting netizens can you say everything without attracting others' attention.Netizens will also try their best to answer questions that are fake at first glance.

After Ye Jie arrived at the office, he fished and asked netizens while working.

Then he discovered to his dismay that netizens still told him as always that cats that transform into humans are no longer acceptable, and they can use plastic basins for cats that can transform into beautiful boys.

I'm a straight man and I don't dislike it either!

What kind of plastic basin does your cat like?

The blue veins on Ye Jie's forehead were throbbing.

Sure enough, he was so stupid to believe in these netizens.

At this time, a netizen with a black cat head finally answered his question seriously.

"You can't accept your cat demon, is it because he is a cat demon? You hate non-human beings? Like Ye Gong loves dragons?"

Seeing that someone finally answered seriously, Ye Jie immediately replied: "I don't hate non-human beings, I just don't like it."

"What's wrong with you? His living habits are different from yours? His words and deeds are still cats, making you feel abnormal?"

Ye Jie thought about it carefully, and replied, "That's not the question either. I think it might be the same as the relationship between a teacher and a student, or the relationship between an unrelated elder and a junior. I have a sense of immorality."

Under the leadership of the black cat, the sand sculpture netizens who only wanted to steal the cat also answered seriously.

Doesn't matter if he is cosplaying or not, it's fun to cosplay together.

"Are you worried that his feelings for you are caused by you, and he doesn't want to be with you?"

"But the other party is a cat. The owner is everything to the cat. The cat can only be happy when he is with the owner."

"Human beings are hypocritical. The author may think that the 'everything' that cats think is different from the 'love' that humans think. He wants the love that resonates with the soul of intelligent creatures?"

"That's why the landlord hasn't fallen in love with cats yet? Think cats aren't good enough for him?"

Ye Jie quickly explained: "No, after my cat became a human, it was also very powerful in terms of human evaluation. This is the second time he has transformed into a human. When he transformed into a human for the first time, he had a successful career and passed the Jinshi examination. Now He also has his own business, has won the love of many people, and is still teaching himself human lessons."

"Fuck me, a cat demon who wears clothes from ancient times to the present? This is too in line with my sexuality! What kind of fairy setting is this!"

"So, you don't have to treat him as a cat at all. A cat who can pass the Jinshi exam may have more eyes than ordinary humans. He knows what he wants, and he may be deliberately seducing you."

"Don't think about it. If you like him, just stay with him. If it's not suitable, just separate. He will continue to be your cat."

"The landlord may be worried that if the relationship does not match and breaks up, it is estimated that the two of them will not be able to maintain the current relationship, right?"

"That's for sure. I can raise my big fat cat for the rest of its life, and take care of it until the end of its life. But if you're a big fat house person, go away."

"But isn't Maomao the one who should consider this? If we break up, the landlord may have nothing to do with it, but Maomao will lose his shelter. Moreover, Maomao told the landlord the biggest secret. If the landlord doesn't want him, Maomao will be more Dangerous."

"I don't know if Maomao knows it will be very dangerous. If Maomao knows, the host is hesitating... Maomao is miserable QAQ."

When the netizens gradually turned their backs, the black cat head appeared again.

"Okay, okay, the cat chooses the landlord because the cat is happy. Because he is pitiful, let the landlord be responsible. Isn't that moral kidnapping? A cat demon is such an arrogant creature, how can he accept the landlord because he pities him? The landlord accepts him. You'd better think about it, don't think about his situation. Even without you, he can live well. Trust the cat."

Ye Jie looked at the words of the black cat, and privately messaged the black cat on the forum, wanting to continue to pay for consultation.

He finally found a reliable netizen.

The black cat, Maotou, did not give Ye Jie his contact information, but only said that if Ye Jie needed any advice, he could consult him directly.

You can also post.Netizens brainstorm answers can also give him a reference.

Ye Jie asked curiously, "Do you believe what I said is true?"

The black cat Maotou replied: "I don't believe it. But I like to think. I am going to be a novelist. This strange setting is good for my writing inspiration."

Ye Jie breathed a sigh of relief.It seems that it is not the relevant department that puts a long line to catch big fish online.

In the study room at home, in front of Ye Jie's large-screen computer, a white-haired mandarin duck-eyed cat is lying sideways, with one paw resting on the mouse and the other paw holding the cat's head.

The big beautiful cat is lying on its side enchantingly.

"Meow." The big white cat with the black cat's head sneered.

Ye Jie actually went to his usual forum for consultation with his usual ID?Isn't this sending meat into the cat's mouth?

Su Dabai looked at Ye Jie's answer repeatedly, heaved a long sigh of relief, then logged out, cleared the browsing history, and shut down the phone in one go.

The big white cat twisted its buttocks, jumped to the ground, arched its back, "meow meow meow" and jumped up and down with all four feet off the ground.

Good meow!Good meow!

I just said how could Ye Jie not like such a beautiful cat demon like me!

Let you pretend!Let you pretend!

Get caught by me this time!

Su Dabai "meow meow meow" as if he had sucked catnip, he ran from the study to the living room, from the living room to the bedroom, pulled Ye Jie's clothes out of the closet, and then ran out the door from the bedroom.

I am happy today!Go outside and wave!

The big white cat ran to the garden of the community on high-legged catwalks, looking for the dog it was leading.

When the owner didn't react, Su Dabai rushed up, slapped the dog, slapped the dog's head to one side, and then "meow meow meow" ran out to find another dog.

The dog was angry and yelled "Wow, woof, woof", and the owner pulled the dog and laughed: "Ah, that cat is teasing the dog, so cute."

dog:"?"

Master, is there something wrong with you!Your dog is being bullied!Bullied by that cat of unknown origin!

The dog owner and his dog-walking companion laughed and said, "That cat still has a black collar around its neck."

The companion said: "It's not like a collar, it's like a necklace. If it's gold, it's a big cat wearing a big gold chain."

The owner of the dog said: "I don't know whose cat it is, but it's really courageous. What if it is bitten by a dog?"

The companion said: "It looks very flexible, I'm afraid it won't be bitten. Cats can also climb trees."

Not long after, other dog owners shared anecdotes about their dog being beaten by a cat in the owner group.

The dog owners came out one after another to agree, counting how many dogs the big white cat beat today.

Someone recognized the big white cat as Ye Jie's cat, so they jokingly circled Ye Jie and asked Ye Jie to "make an apology".

Some owners have Ye Jie's personal contact information, and even sent text messages to Ye Jie to make fun of it.

Your cat beat all the dogs in the neighborhood, do you, the cat owner, know?

Ye Jie had just finished a meeting and was full of question marks after seeing the text message.

He immediately called the cat.

No one heard.

He asked in the owner group: "Is it really my cat? Is there a video or photo?"

Immediately, the owner posted a video and photo of a ghost animal with a white shadow bouncing on the dog's face from all angles and then disappearing quickly.

"Although I can't see it clearly, it's really your cat."

After a long time, Ye Jie had another heart attack.

Even if it's just a fuzzy white shadow, Ye Jie can recognize it at a glance, that's right, it's Dabai.

Hasn't Linqing become sensible?Why did you get skinned again?

Just be skinny, don't do dangerous things!If the dog bites down, you will die, do you know that!

Ye Jie: "Sorry, is anyone injured? I'll pay for the medical bills?"

The dog owners laughed and said no.

The cat just slapped the dog with a fleshy slap.Some sensitive dogs barked twice, and some dull dogs didn't even bother to move.

However, some dog owners complained in the group that if a cat slaps his dog, he must make the cat look good.

But without exception, Maofan's dogs are all gentle-tempered and generous-tempered dogs led by gentle-tempered and generous dog owners.

Ye Jie guessed that although his cat is playing, it is also watching dogs and people playing dishes, and is specially bullying good-natured people.

As expected of my own cat.

Netizens say that cats are scheming.Linqing has indeed shown scheming in this respect.

Ye Jie rubbed his temples.

I don't know what the cat is playing, so it's better not to have an accident.He has to finish his work quickly and get home early.

Ye Jie decided to believe in the ability of his cat demon, and continued to work anxiously.

The cat is in the community, so there shouldn't be any news about doing justice, right?

When Ye Jie was uneasy, the big white cat had finished venting, lying on a high branch, wagging its tail lazily.

Beat the dog when you are happy, beat the dog when you are sad, and beat the dog when you are angry.

Stinky dogs are made for beating.

"Let's be careful, the security in this community is very strong."

Su Dabai, who was taking a nap with his eyes closed and his tail swinging, pulled his ears back, and then shook them vigorously twice.

"Shut up! There is surveillance, what should I do if I caught a sneak shot!"

"Don't worry, boss, our voice is so low that we can't take pictures. I have observed their monitoring equipment."

Su Dabai's ears shook vigorously again.

"Boss, shouldn't we come at night? It's always weird to steal things during the day."

"Most people in this community go to work during the day, and they all come back at night, what a fart you are! We wear the clothes of the staff, and it looks like we were hired to be cleaners. If you don't show timidity, just fine!"

Su Dabai's ears were pulled back again, his eyes opened into inverted triangles, and he looked down at the two people, a fat and a thin, who were carrying cleaning tools under the tree, stood up from the branch, and stared at the fat man. and skinny.

Both the fat man and the thin man had honest faces, and they were wearing uniforms and carrying a full set of cleaning tools. People passing by in the community didn't pay attention to them.

Su Dabai nimbly jumped down from the tree, got into the bushes, followed behind the fat man and the thin man, and came to a small villa in the corner.

Su Dabai wandered around the small house, and found that the windows were closed tightly, there was no way to get in, so he couldn't help but hit the ground with his tail angrily.

He considered whether to go back and call Ye Jie to let Ye Jie handle the matter.

"Hey, hurry up, be careful if someone comes to see you."

"Immediately, the lock is unlocked immediately. Brother, are you sure what we want is at home?"

"It's definitely there. The customer told me the exact location. We'll record it. If you're not there, hurry up and leave."

"Okay...open...huh?!"

Just as the fat man opened the door a crack, a cloud of white jumped in from around his feet, and disappeared in the blink of an eye.

"What?!" Fatty exclaimed.

"Keep your voice down!" The thin man hurriedly covered the fat man's mouth, "It may be a cat, cat or dog or something, don't worry about it, just grab your things and leave."

The fat man muttered: "Cats and dogs? Why did cats and dogs suddenly jump in?"

The thin man said: "Wouldn't it be better if cats and dogs came into the house? Let's clean up the traces first, and then the cats and dogs will ruin it again. No one will be able to find us."

The fat man nodded: "Yes, yes, the boss is still smart."

The thin man said, "Stop talking, hurry up."

The two tiptoed into the door and closed the door behind their backs.

After entering the door, they took out shoe covers and gloves from the cleaning toolbox and put them on. They pushed down their hats a little and lifted their masks a little before tiptoeing into the room mentioned by the employer.

Although there was no one in the room, they were thieves after all, so they couldn't help but tiptoe around.

Su Dabai hid at the bottom of the sofa, staring at the two with piercing eyes.

When the two walked into a room, Su Dabai showed a humane smirk on his fluffy cat face.

The door opens from the inside out.

The big white cat, with its belly on the ground, slipped to the door like a cat bug and poked its head quietly.

The fat man and the thin man are rummaging through boxes and boxes. There is only one window in this house that has been sealed by the Iron Bar.

Mao Mao showed a humane smirk again, slipped to the corner of the corridor and turned into a human, swaggered over holding a large solid wood cabinet, and kicked the door shut before the fat man and the thin man could react. at the door.

"Hey, hey, Su Dabai is also a good cat today." Su Linqing took out his mobile phone from his pocket.

God knows why after he turned into a cat, he was able to save not only the clothes on his body, but also the keys and mobile phone in the pockets of the clothes, so that he could use them after he became a human.

"Hello? Police sister, this is No. XX, row XX, XXX community. I saw two stupid thieves entering the house to steal something, so I quietly followed them in and blocked them in the house. Come quickly, I am guarding the gate!"

Su Linqing put on the bluetooth headset and put the phone back in his pocket. While chatting with the police sister, he walked to the door holding the sofa.

Huchihuchi, today is a good day for cats and cats.

A good cat demon must act bravely and accumulate merits so that he can live with the big cat for a long time.

What else can be moved that won't break?Put a small low cabinet on the sofa?

"Don't worry, it's not dangerous. They're inside the house, and I'm outside. I blocked the door with cabinets and sofas, and they couldn't get out. I observed that the windows of that room were sealed with iron bars, and they could only go through the door. Come out here."

Oh, these two stupid thieves are quite strong, they actually pushed the sofa and the cabinet.

What else is there to move?

Su Linqing looked left and right, and moved another sofa.

Well, I can't let go.Let me adjust the position of the furniture.

"Huh? I can ask someone to help? Yes, why didn't I think of it?"

Su Linqing was dumbfounded.

After he blocked the people, he went directly to the community to call the security team!

"Okay! I'll call security right away!"

Seeing that they couldn't push the door open for a while, Su Linqing walked out of the room with long legs, and stood on the road in the community. He was so angry that he shouted, "Someone broke into the house here! I've already blocked people in the house." Come here! Brother security, come and help catch the thief!"

Idle, unemployed but wealthy people walking in the neighborhood: "?"

Su Linqing put his hands together around his mouth like a big trumpet: "Catch the thief! Catch the stupid thief!"

"Ah? Where are the thieves?"

"Is this child from Ye Jie's family?"

"Wow, I haven't seen you out for a long time, Linqing, did you catch the thief?"

"As expected of our brave young man, Su Linqing, baby. Where is the thief? Watch Auntie let the dog bite him!"

"Hey, Linqing, why haven't I seen you come out to play recently?"

Uncles, aunts, brothers and sisters gathered around.

Su Linqing smiled and said, "I've been reading and studying at home recently, and I'm so busy. I just went out for a walk today, and I met a big stupid thief. I have already called the police."

Professor Wang squeezed over.

He hasn't traveled to work yet, has a few classes at school, and is lazy at home.

"Oh, Linqing, where is the idiot? Hey, doesn't this house belong to Lao Li?" Professor Wang squeezed over and rubbed Su Linqing's hair relying on his familiarity with Su Linqing.

"Old Li? Is that the Grandpa Li I know?" Su Linqing wondered, "Why haven't I seen Grandpa Li in the community?"

Professor Wang said: "He is a research madman. He leaves early and returns late every day. He sleeps at school most of the time. You can't see him as normal. Where is the idiot?"

Su Linqing led a group of spectators into the door, and pointed out: "It's in that door. Oh, their strength is so strong, the door has been pushed open a crack."

The onlookers exclaimed: "Linqing? You moved it? You are really strong! Oh, come and help me, block back."

So a group of spectators worked together to push the stupid thieves through the door and pushed it back.

Then this group of onlookers simply sat or leaned against the sofas and cabinets blocking the door, adding another force in front of the door.

"Stupid thief, don't struggle, just stay inside and wait for the police to come."

"It's really brave to come to our community to steal things. Our community has..."

"Don't say Xiao Su's name! Be careful of retaliation!"

"Yes, yes, yes. Hmph, with you and me, who would dare to steal things!"

"Where's the security guard? Why haven't they come yet?"

The security guards came running with sticks and forks: "Come here, where is the thief?"

They heard a burglary in broad daylight and were terrified.

If the safety of the high-end villa complex cannot be guaranteed, the property security guards like them will be paid wages if it is light, but they will lose their jobs if it is serious.

Thanks to Mr. Su Linqing from the chairman's family!

"It's in the door."

The security guards looked at the blocked door eagerly.

Are they here to guard, or go in and catch the stupid thief?

Su Linqing said: "Just wait here. What if they resist and hurt you? Wait for the police to come. Do you want to play poker?"

Su Linqing took out a stack of playing cards from his pocket.

God knows why he had playing cards in his pocket.

"Okay, it's okay to be idle anyway."

"It's only a few minutes. The police will come soon. I don't know if we have finished playing a game of cards."

"Let's draw the joker, everyone can play."

"I brought all the chess boards."

"Let's play one game, one game!"

Su Linqing raised his hands: "I come, I come, I can play chess! I have also memorized the current... domestic chess rules, and played online!"

Literati don't just know how to play Go, of course chess is also a problem.

"Okay, let's go." Professor Wang squeezed an old man away and occupied the other end of the chessboard.

When the police and Professor Li arrived in a hurry, there were already a bunch of people sitting on the ground at Professor Li's house, some were playing poker, some were playing chess, some were showing off cats and dogs, and some were watching.

Professor Li looked at the messy home.

Well, it does look like a thief.

"Where's the thief?" asked the policeman.

Everyone pointed to the sealed room, and then enthusiastically helped the police comrades remove the debris from the door.

The policeman carefully opened a crack in the door: "The policeman..."

Before they finished speaking, a cold light appeared.

The policeman reflexively dodged to the side, the cold light folded, and he chased after the policeman who opened the door.

"Get out!" Su Linqing pulled the policeman aside, kicked the long knife away from the thin man's hand.

"Don't come here!" The fat man also held a knife in his hand, and rushed towards the crowd fiercely.

He knew that as long as the crowd was held hostage, the police would not dare to act rashly, let alone shoot.

"Die to the cat!"

Su Linqing kicked the fat man a long way in the air, hitting the wall straight.

Onlookers and police comrades: "Donghuang Kung Fu?"