The cat broke my heart for you [Transmigration Book]

When Su Linqing returned home, things on the Internet had "reversed", and those who scolded him either disappeared or changed their words to praise him, and he became a good cat again.

Su Linqing sneered while letting Ye Jie change the medicine while tilting his feet, and said in a super arrogant way: "The Internet is like this, it's boring to reverse and reverse!"

Ye Jie glanced at Su Linqing.

Yes yes yes, the Internet is boring, you still have to be an Internet addicted cat.

Su Linqing's wound was very shallow, only scratching a layer of skin, but because of the rust, it had to be tetanus.

When Ye Jie applied the medicine, he frowned and almost missed the wound.

This is really a serious injury in the literal sense, and the time to apply the medicine is slower, and the wound is healed.

However, in order to teach Su Linqing a lesson, Ye Jie pretended to prescribe medicine, wrapped Su Linqing's feet into rice dumplings, and made Su Linqing sit in a wheelchair for two days.

I hope Su Linqing will be more honest these two days.

Su Linqing was like a king cat patrolling the territory, after inspecting all the people on the Internet, he nodded with satisfaction.

Two-legged beasts on the Internet, you have entertained me, I would like to reward you with a photo of my cat.

Su Linqing posted a super beautiful picture of a cat with its head tilted on his account.

It's a pity that his account is not in operation. Although the picture of the super cute cat has a lot of likes and reposts on the marketing account, he doesn't have a single like on his own account.

After washing his hands, Ye Jie peeled fruit to feed the cat, and glanced at Su Linqing's phone by the way.

Su Linqing immediately became alert: "I don't post photos of myself in human form on the Internet, I only post cats, don't cut off my Internet!"

Ye Jie said: "Well, I know, you are very cautious."

Su Linqing raised his chin: "That's right, I'm super cautious!"

Ye Jie cut the fruit into small pieces, and after feeding Su Linqing half an apple, Su Linqing turned his head and didn't want to eat it, so he ate the remaining half of the apple, wiped his hands and said, "It's better not to block, you have been to society many times News, it’s useless to remove popular searches. I’ll buy you a company to help you operate this account, and then you will post social news in the future, so I can guide public opinion.”

Su Linqing quickly shook his head: "Don't, I don't want to become an Internet celebrity, so I can't play freely when I appear in reality?"

Ye Jie thought to himself, even if you are not an Internet celebrity, if your face appears in reality without any disguise, it will still attract crowds of people.

Ye Jie said: "It's not you who became an Internet celebrity, but Su Dabai who became an Internet celebrity. Use Su Dabai's photo to replace your image in the hearts of netizens."

Su Linqing is worthy of being a keyboard cat man who has experienced the Internet battlefield for a long time, and he immediately understood what Ye Jie meant.

"Operating a cute pet account, so that netizens' attention will be diverted to my Su Maomao's alluring beauty?" Su Linqing hugged Ye Jie sideways, "Ye Jie, you are so smart! You must be secretly behind my back! Netizens are so familiar!"

Ye Jie caught Su Linqing and patted Su Linqing's head expressionlessly.

He doesn't often read gossip on the Internet. It was only after Su Linqing was forced to become famous that he began to intensively analyze the ecology of netizens.

Moreover, he does not need to carry a cat on his back when surfing the Internet.

Why does he secretly go online with a cat on his back?Where is the cat's logic?

oh.Cats are creatures without logic.It was his fault that he was thinking cat logic.

After Ye Jie complained about his cat in his heart, he rubbed the cat's white fur and said, "Don't you want to run a live broadcast of cute pets? Just in time. Uncle Zeng, do you remember?"

Su Linqing lay in Ye Jie's arms, played with the buttons of Ye Jie's home clothes, nodded and said, "Remember, the cat rice is delicious."

Ye Jie said: "Dad and Mom will send Uncle Zeng to take care of us, and help you run the cute pet company by the way. No trouble. You are still the same as usual. If you want to post photos, post videos, and live broadcasts, you don't have to. Take care of other things. Uncle Zeng will help you promote it based on the content you post."

Su Linqing bit Ye Jie's buttons twice, and the touch of her thin lips was printed on Ye Jie's chest through Ye Jie's silk home clothes, making Ye Jie feel uncomfortable.

"Don't you need to create a persona for me? I don't need to be in business either?" Su Linqing spit out the button, "Then I can't become an Internet celebrity, and Internet celebrities must rely on data swiping to operate."

Ye Jie said: "I didn't make you an internet celebrity. I just gave netizens a place where they can divert their attention after you go on social news."

After Ye Jie observed the network ecology, he found that the netizens were a bunch of "wow" when they gathered, and the sky was full of stars when they were scattered.To guide public opinion, it is best to gather them together.

Su Linqing: "Well, anyway, I'm still the same as before. I don't need to do anything special, right?"

Ye Jie nodded: "Yes."

Su Linqing buried his head in Ye Jie's arms, then raised his head: "Then why are you telling me this? Anyway, you don't need me to do anything, Ye Jie, you are so long-winded, do you have nothing to say?"

Ye Jie: "..." If you have cat ears now, I've twisted your cat ears.

This cat talks really irritatingly.

Su Linqing didn't think he was angry with Ye Jie, he was just telling the truth.If Ye Jie gets angry, it means that the Twolegs are too small.

After getting angry with Ye Jie, Su Linqing raised the feet wrapped in rice dumplings by Ye Jie: "Ah, the human body is so fragile. Even if cats run wild, they won't scratch their feet."

Ye Jie said: "Cats are also very fragile. You must pay attention to safety as a human being and a cat..."

Before Ye Jie finished speaking, Su Linqing covered his ears and shook his head vigorously: "Will you not listen to the big cat chanting scriptures, big cat, you are so long-winded."

Ye Jie took a deep breath.

Don't be angry, don't be angry, who will help you raise a cat if you are mad.

Su Linqing shook his head for a while, and a faint white light turned back into a cat.

Obviously all the clothes disappeared, but the bandages stayed and scattered all over the place.

Ye Jie was curious about the scientific principle of this.But whether his cat is a cat demon that can turn into a human, or a cat demon from a parallel world, this is very unscientific, and he may not be able to explore this principle.

Su Dabai climbed onto Ye Jie's lap and sat down, bent down and picked up his cat's hind leg, looked at it vigorously, sniffed it with the cat's nose, and then bit Ye Jie's clothes with one bite.

Obviously, after turning into a cat, Su Dabai instantly realized that his wounds had healed and he didn't need to be bandaged at all.

For such a shallow wound, not only did he receive two needles, but his feet were also wrapped into rice dumplings by Twolegs, and he sat in a wheelchair for two days.

Two-legged beasts are persecuting me!

Ye Jie shook his head.

Debunked by cats.

After being exposed by the cat, Ye Jie did not panic.When the cat is stingy, if you touch its meat pad, he will chase you and bite; when the cat is generous, if you step on its cat tail, it will shake its tail as if nothing happened.

From Ye Jie's understanding, after Su Dabai bit his clothes, he would forget about it and never remember it.

The same is true.

Su Dabai found out that after turning back into a cat, the shallow healed wound was hidden in the solid cat flesh pad, which did not affect his actions at all, so he cocked his tail to play with cat climbing frames and cat toys, ignoring the persecution at all. Ye Jie.

When Su Dabai was playing crazily, Ye Jie helped Su Dabai take a video of playing, and sent it to his parents along with the video of Su Linqing's human-shaped zongzi feet.

Ye's father and Ye's mother immediately gave Ye Jie a thumbs up, praising how cute cats are.

The corner of Ye Jie's mouth was hooked.

As far as appearance is concerned, his cat is indeed impeccable.

Uncle Zeng arrived soon and brought a team of professional servants.

For Su Linqing, with a team of professional servants at home, his life is not inconvenient.It's just that every day, Uncle Zeng would regularly ask him about the menu of three meals, and tell him when the servants will go to clean the house.

If Su Linqing wants to go out for a stroll, Uncle Zeng will accompany Su Linqing with the driver and take Su Linqing to have fun.

After a while, Su Linqing talked about Uncle Zeng, and Ye Jie's face was very dark.

He worked hard to earn money to raise a cat, but the cat clings to the person who spends his money to play with the cat?How could he have the illusion that his wife is cheating at home.

Seeing Ye Jie's jealousy, Uncle Zeng laughed at his young master, who used to be like a robot and took study and work as a hobby, and said: "When I played with Linqing, Linqing couldn't speak more than three sentences. Say 'how about Ye Jie'. You don't have to worry about Linqing forgetting you."

Ye Jie said stubbornly: "I didn't worry about it."

Uncle Zeng changed the subject with a smile: "I want to help Linqing with a written interview, and expose your identity to netizens, so that those who think Su Linqing will become a star or Internet celebrity, and those who are anti-explosion black Su Linqing in advance, stop. Take a look at this How's the interview?"

After reading it, Ye Jie said in an affirmative tone with black lines all over his head: "This is the answer that Linqing himself answered."

Uncle Zeng nodded: "I asked a question, and Linqing answered it. His answer is very good, and I don't think there is any need to change it. What's your opinion, young master?"

Ye Jie pressed on his temple and said, "Okay, don't change it."

Although these answers are very... indescribable, but for netizens, such indescribable answers may have additional effects.

Therefore, netizens who were looking forward to Su Linqing's news because it was reported on the Internet that Su Linqing would become an Internet celebrity in the entertainment circle in the future finally waited for the reporter's text interview with Su Linqing.

Although Su Linqing didn't show his face, they flocked to him.

Reporter: I heard you want to enter the entertainment industry?

Su Linqing: An acquaintance of Ye Jie said that he would let me enter the entertainment circle, and Ye Jie said that he would jump into the sea from a cliff of Baizhang.I can't let Ye Jie become a legal coffee, so I don't go to the entertainment circle.

Reporter: Who is Ye Jie?

Su Linqing: Here, the encyclopedia link.

Reporter: ...it's Ye Jie and Ye Dong.Ye Dong is a young entrepreneur with a very good character, he is just joking with acquaintances, don't worry that he will become a legal coffee.Originally, Laiqing, you are Ye Dong's relative?

Su Linqing: Yes.

Reporter: Then the online story about you deliberately attracting attention for money must be fake, Ye Dong is not short of money.

Su Linqing: It's still not good.He hinted to my cat every day that he was about to go bankrupt, that he couldn’t afford to keep a cat, that he skimped on the cat’s snacks, and tried to get the cat to start a live broadcast and post photos to earn cat food.He also complained every day that I was on the hot search, implying that it cost a lot of money to cancel the hot search, but it was not my fault.Less than a year after I returned to China, I came across two incidents of illegitimate fans in the entertainment industry hurting celebrities, and suggested that the entertainment industry should reflect.

Reporter: This is indeed a bit... introspection, introspection.Will you interact with netizens online in the future?

Su Linqing: I can't. I can save money. Ye Jie can afford me, but Ye Jie can't afford a cat.So Ye Jie's cat will interact with netizens online.Do you want to see cats?

Reporter: You have to see... Hey!It turns out that the picture of a beautiful cat that has been circulating on the Internet for a long time is Ye Dong's cat!

Su Linqing: It's a pity that Mao Mao's own account has never been followed by anyone, so he can't earn cat food, and is disgusted by Ye Jie every day. Mao Mao is so pitiful.

Reporter: Ye Dong can't afford to keep a cat, he can exchange a plastic basin with me.What color plastic basin do cats like?

……

Netizens came in excitedly and left in bewilderment.

I'm here to see the handsome guy, why is it all about cats?There is also the "network connection" and "account link", all of which are text descriptions without external links, so we can't open them at all!

Who is Dong Ye?What is the cat account number?Where are the reporters?What about me?Salary deducted!

Wen Ji received an unsolicited call from Ye Jie.

Before Tiandao's filter was activated, Ye Jie said bluntly: "Help my family, Linqing, turn to the interview and admit that you are the one who wants to lure Linqing to the entertainment industry every day. Also, do you intend to go to the beach recently? I know a good place."

As long as Wen Ji reposts this interview, those who are still thinking about his and Wen Ji's affairs will understand that he and Wen Ji have a personal relationship and there is no ambiguity.

Wen Ji nodded furiously: "Okay, old classmate, Chairman Ye, I was wrong, and I will never harass Linqing again."

grass!Ye Jie really wanted to throw him from the Baizhang cliff into the sea!not kidding? !

Could Ye Jie really be involved in gangsters? !