The cat broke my heart for you [Transmigration Book]

Wen Ji refused to admit that he was safe and sound after jumping off the Baizhang cliff.

After thinking about it, Ye Jie made another request, hoping that Wen Ji would obediently report the coordinates in Moments, so that he could take Su Linqing around Wen Ji.

Of course Wen Ji still rejected Ye Jie's unreasonable troublemaking.

He joked with confidence: "Does your kid like me! That's why you are guarding against me!"

Ye Jie said seriously: "You are too unlucky. Linqing will have bad luck when he meets you."

Wen Ji: "...Not really, this time it was just an accident."

Ye Jie: "I suggest that you better find a cliff of [-] feet to jump down and swim ten kilometers to land and then go abroad. After you get the actor abroad, come back and you will be able to change your luck."

Wen Ji: "?"

He confirmed once again that people who fall in love will not only have -100 IQ, but also +100 blackening value.

Baizhang equals 300 meters.Jumping from a height of 300 meters, not to mention smashing your body to pieces on the water, you will die from the wind pressure halfway, okay? !Even if you want me to die, don't recommend such a cruel way of death to me!

Wen Ji was very helpless.It seems that the possibility that I want my little benefactor to help me is very low.

He earnestly promised that he would bring more bodyguards in the future, and that he would not go out alone in disguise and get caught by illegitimate fans, causing trouble for Su Linqing.

"The trending search will hang up for another five hours, and I will remove it after clarifying the facts. I have already issued an announcement, asking fans to help monitor, and report any remarks involving Linqing, so as to prevent illicit fans from harassing Linqing."

After Wen Ji made a serious promise, Ye Jie thought about it, created a new "unlucky ghost" group and put Wen Ji in it, and did not blackmail Wen Ji again.

The "plot" of this world revolves around Wen Ji, and he suspects that sooner or later he will be implicated by Wen Ji again.Now that he is blocked, he still has to pull Wen Ji back in the future.

When he put down the phone, the cat ball in Ye Jie's arms was already asleep.

When Su Dabai sleeps, he forms a perfectly round cat mass, and when he sleeps, he stretches it into a long strip.

His long, four-legged cat legs stretch out like a stiff zombie cat.

Ye Jie pinched the cat's ears, scratched the cat's chin, touched the cat's meat pad, and stroked the cat's belly with his big hand.The cats were motionless, apparently in a deep sleep.

Ye Jie turned on the camera of his mobile phone and clicked with a blank expression.

How could there be such a cute creature as a cat in the world!

Too bad my cat can turn into a human.After Ye Jie saved the photo, he stroked the cat's plum blossom pad, thinking regretfully.

The cat's meat pad is actually not very soft.

For a little bad cat who likes to run around, his meat pads are like human hands that have experienced vicissitudes of life, with a callus-like matte touch to the touch.

Q bomb Q bomb's pink matte pad, press and hold, the color will deepen and become a cherry red matte pad.

In the past, Ye Jie stared at the color change of the small meat pad, and he could stay in a daze for as long as the cat slept.

But now, the feeling of Su Linqing holding his hand in the mall appeared in his mind.

Compared to a cat's meat pad, Su Linqing's hand was very slippery and soft. When holding hands with Ye Jie, Ye Jie was always worried that he would hurt him if he accidentally pinched him.

Human hands change color even when they are held together.

The complexion of Su Linqing's hands was milky white like suet and white clouds.When the hands are warmed up, they will glow with a light pink color, as if a layer of rouge has been applied to the hands...

Ye Jie shook his head vigorously, and withdrew his fingers from pressing on the cat's pad.

He realized a very serious problem.As Su Linqing spent more time turning into a human, when he saw a cat, he couldn't help but think of the cat's appearance after it turned into a human.

At this time, no matter what he did, the scene of Su Linqing being treated like this after becoming a human would appear in his mind.

Am I going to go further and further down the path of perversion?

Ye Jie raised his forehead.

Although the house cat is nice, he occasionally secretly watches beautiful cat videos on the Internet behind his back.

When humans suck cats, there will always be bullet screens that make humans reflect.

Do you humans know how perverted you are when you suck cats? !You cat harassers hurry up and look in the mirror to see how scary your cat-sucking expressions are! !Cat molesters deserve hell! !

Ye Jie scoffed.

His cat has the IQ of a human being, and he has not expressed any dissatisfaction with his cat smoking.

Although occasionally when he sucked the cat, he had to forcefully press the cat's limbs to bury his face in the cat's belly, but the cat obediently let himself suck.

After that, the tail looked at Lao Gao, the tip of the tail was still drawing circles, and he seemed in a good mood.This shows that the cat is just wanting to welcome and rejecting, being arrogant.

But the cat is now a human...

Forcibly pressing the cat's limbs, burying his face on the cat's belly and sucking?

Ye Jie was lost in thought.

Ye Jie broke out in a cold sweat.

"Meow meow meow?"

Su Dabai felt the pinching fingers stop, and opened his eyes dissatisfied.

Ye Jie reflexively said: "I was thinking, should I raise another cat... ah!"

Su Dabai jumped up like a carp, hooked his front paws and hit Ye Jie's chin with an uppercut, then retracted his claws and swung left and right, using the meat pad to slap Ye Jie's face hard!

"Awwhhhh!" Su Dabai cursed!

What do you mean twolegs?What is your dissatisfaction with me?You actually have a new cat at home?Is it because I can't satisfy you?Every time you pinch your claws, suck your belly, and pluck your hair, which time have I not indulged you?

I am so good to you, you have to raise other cats!let me tell you!I can't stop talking to you about this!

Ye Jie hurriedly said: "No, no, no, I don't dislike you, it's just that you have become a human being, so I'm too embarrassed to suck cats anymore."

Su Dabai lay down on the spot out of breath: "Meow!"

suck!I didn't tell you not to suck!Suck for you!Do other cats have such smooth and soft fur as mine!

Other wild cats don't like to be clean, they are covered in fleas, taking a bath is like killing a cat!Your cat takes the initiative to take a bath every day to make it smell fragrant. It is clean and fragrant. Do wild cats have your cat?

Scumbag!

let me tell you!You can suck cats anytime you want, but if you dare to cheat, I will kick you!I want to run away from home!I want to find another owner!I'd rather be a cat for the rest of my life and not be a human than share the territory with others!

Go meow!

While moving the cat's belly, Ye Jie sincerely admitted his mistake: "I was wrong, I won't take other cats home."

Su Dabai glanced at the cat eyes.So you want to buy real estate outside to buy a cat?

Ye Jie immediately said: "No, no."

Su Dabai waved his claws.Then when you are on a business trip looking for stray cats outside, how can I supervise you?Or do you already have cats outside?

Ye Jie shook his head: "No, no. I'll open a location for you. I'll chat with you on video when I get home at night."

Su Dabai waved his paw again.When you are on a business trip, do you take time to visit cat cafes?

Ye Jie said seriously: "I don't like to play cats with others."

Su Dabai snorted coldly.real?

Ye Jie nodded: "Really."

Su Dabai was turned into a paralyzed cat cake by Ye Jie. Although he really wanted to reprimand the scumbag Twolegs again, rubbing his belly was really comfortable. The cat's eyelids kept fighting, and his head became more and more confused.

He yawned a lot, straightened his hind legs, put his front paws on his chest, squinted involuntarily, and made a gurgling sound in his throat.

Ye Jie tried his best to move the cat to sleep.

He wiped the cold sweat from his brow with the back of his hand.

Misfortune comes from the mouth, he will speak less in the future.

Seeing that Su Dabai was asleep, Ye Jie quietly took out his phone, opened a hidden folder, and deleted all the Maoca membership cards.

In the past, Maomao didn't care about him messing around outside.Now that Dabai has let go, if he finds out that he has been to a cat cafe when he is on a business trip, Dabai will probably ruin his house.

When Su Dabai came to Ye Jie's house, he was already a big beautiful cat.So Ye Jie is very greedy for the little milk cat that is big enough to be held in both hands.

It is best to be a little milk cat like Dabai, with mandarin duck eyes and white fur.

When holding the little milk cat, Ye Jie would think that Dabai must have been cuter than this when he was a child.

Meal replacements are solid.

If you have a cat at home, when you are on a business trip, if you miss a cat, you can go to a cat cafe. This is called looking for a meal replacement.

Now that the cat can turn into a human, if he goes to find a meal replacement, isn't that... substitute literature?

Because there were too many plots in his mind, after searching for what is called the Dog Blood Shura Field, Ye Dong, the overlord who accidentally searched some more things, began to despise himself.

Hurry up and destroy the corpses and wipe out the traces, and Dabai must not find out!

……

Sunshine, sand, ocean, and a cat that is having fun.

When the cat poured the sand into its fur for an unknown number of times, it turned into a human being and returned unswervingly.

Ye Jie had no choice but to put down his hand of recording the video for the cat, take Su Linqing to change clothes, and teach Su Linqing how humans play in the sea.

The island is Ye Jie's own, and it is very close to the island where the business has been developed. If you want to play something, you can make a phone call and spend money to find the human beings in the hotel to make extra money.

Providing commercial services for private islands is also one of the hotel's core businesses.

Su Linqing is nimble and quick at playing everything.

In addition, he is so beautiful, the people who taught him to play treat him too well and keep praising him.Ye Jie always suspected that this group of people wanted to take advantage of being so close to Su Linqing.

Later, Ye Jie resigned the coach who taught Su Linqing surfing and so on, and only taught Su Linqing to drive, sail, and fly a helicopter.

Su Linqing is also good at learning machinery, and he is humming "Shook who pilots the plane" while driving the helicopter.

Ye Jie said, "Linqing, Shu Ke is a mouse." You are a cat.

Su Linqing was stunned for a moment, and asked, "Is there any cat that flies the plane?"

Ye Jie said, "It seems not."

Su Linqing was not satisfied.When he returned to the villa, he searched for movies and animations with cats as the main characters.

Then, Su Linqing almost died of anger.

I don't know what's wrong with the group of people who shoot cute pet movies and TV animations. Most of the time, cats act as villains and buffoons.

For example, in "Cats and Dogs War", cats want to rule the world, and dogs save the world.

Even the hateful mouse is more decent than the cat in the film and animation.

Like Tom and Jerry.

Even if the cat can barely reach the villain, it must be synonymous with timidity, stupidity, cunning, greed for petty gains, and disloyalty to its master.

After finally finding a popular "cat teacher", the prototype of the cat teacher is actually a dog!

The soul in the cat's body is a dog, so don't insult the cat like that!

Su Linqing was so angry that he patted Ye Jie's arm.Ye Jie sullenly asked Su Linqing to slap his arm, which turned red.

"How can we cats be sorry for humans?! Why do you want to smear us like this!!" Su Linqing was so angry that she wanted to bite someone.

Ye Jie originally wanted to analyze why cats are always discredited in film and television works.

But as soon as his words came to his lips, he swallowed them with super high emotional intelligence, and changed his words: "Maybe because they are jealous of cats."

Su Linqing: "Really?"

Ye Jie nodded: "Only jealousy can discredit you."

Su Linqing followed suit and nodded vigorously: "That's right! This ugly jealous face! Human beings are jealous of our cats who are cute, smart, super kind, considerate and loyal!"

Ye Jie opened his eyes and said nonsense: "That's right!"

Su Linqing calmed down a little bit, but still didn't understand: "Then there are no film and television works for Maomao?"

Ye Jie searched for cute pet videos very skillfully: "Fake cats are not as cute as real cats. People who really love cats are unwilling to watch fake film and television works that are staged. They will directly watch real cats."

Su Linqing was persuaded: "It makes sense!"

Maomao's cute pet video has the most live broadcast volume of cute pets!pride!

Su Linqing's attention was successfully diverted.

Ye Jie hesitated for a moment, and sent a text message to the only capitalist in the entertainment industry he knew: "Do you still have a bid? I want to invest in a movie with a cat as the main character. The cat is a Linqing lion cat with mandarin duck eyes. The theme is redemption." Or save the world, villains, cats, dogs, mice, and humans will do.”

Wen Ji is weeping at her boyfriend at the moment.

His boyfriend let him go to accompany his male classmate again, not to mention, he was also angry with him.So Wen Ji and her boyfriend are putting on a scene of "You are cruel, you are ruthless, and you are making trouble for no reason".

After seeing the text message, Wen Ji's tears stopped suddenly.

He hurriedly called: "Hey, hey! How much is the investment! No problem! Can any script be used? I happen to have a script in which a cat is the protagonist, and it's Gongdouxi!"

Ye Jie was puzzled: "How could Gongdou be the cat as the main character?"

Wen Ji explained: "It is popular for cats and people to interpenetrate now! What kind of concubine becomes a cat, the emperor becomes a cat, and the transmigrator becomes a cat to heal the prince in the cold palace, everything!"

Boyfriend: "???" Aren't we arguing?Wasn't he still crying just now?Why are you suddenly excited?

Who called!Could it be the concubine!

The boyfriend's face darkened, and he sank into his dantian: "You..."

Wen Ji "slapped" the boyfriend who moved his face close together, winking his eyes and slanting his mouth: "Shut up! I'm talking about work! Get him out of here!"

Wen Ji pointed his finger, and the two bodyguards brought from home rushed forward, dragged his boyfriend out, and closed the door considerately.

"Come on, come on, Ye Dong, let's continue." Wen Ji's expression changed, and he said flatteringly.

Ye Jie was slightly taken aback when he heard the movement on the phone.

His cat poked its head over with a gossipy face: "What? What cat movie? Is it a movie where the cat plays a positive role?"

Wen Ji became even more excited: "That's right! Is Linqing coming to act? Let you be the leading role!"

Su Linqing immediately turned his face: "No."

Wen Ji regretted: "Didn't the movie Director Ye wanted to invest in be made for you?"

Su Linqing said: "It's for me. I want to watch a movie with Mao Mao as the protagonist! Right? Ye Jie?"

Ye Jie nodded: "Yes."

Wen Ji was sour.

It's normal for investors to hold roles, but the reason why he encountered investment for the first time was "he wants to watch this type of film and television drama".

What is love, what is doting, my boyfriend is just...

Wen Ji scratched his head, oops!I actually gave him a slap!And forked him out!He won't be angry!

Wen Ji was a little anxious.

He really loves his boyfriend.

When he was in kindergarten, his boyfriend gave him a candy when he was crying, and he always remembered it.

Reunited after a long absence, her boyfriend pursued him, and he immediately agreed.

The bamboo horse from the sky should be very sweet, but her boyfriend is too loyal and often puts him down for the sake of his friends.

Every time he gets mad, his boyfriend says, "Not everyone is gay, why do you do that?"

Not only that, but her boyfriend often uses the resources he has obtained so hard to give to other friends who run entertainment companies or stars in other entertainment circles.

The boyfriend said, "Your family is rich. If you stop playing in the entertainment industry, you can go back and inherit the family property. Why are you competing with people who rely on the entertainment industry for a living? Why are you so unkind?"

Wen Ji was wronged.Competition depends on one's own ability, why is the resource I obtained by myself not kind?

They quarreled repeatedly over this matter.

After Wen Ji calmed down, he always wondered why he was so patient with his boyfriend for a piece of candy from the kindergarten.

But after seeing her boyfriend, his rationality will disappear and he will become a pure love brain.If I was angry before, I would reconcile with my boyfriend.

He has four such boyfriends.

The remaining three handed him candy in turn in elementary school, junior high school, and high school.

None of the four boyfriends treat him well, and he loves all four boyfriends.

This is probably why love makes people less intelligent.

Wen Ji couldn't help but nodded when he thought of Ye Dong who also "bred his wisdom for love".

Look, how normal it is to "drop wisdom for love", it is human nature, and my way is not alone!

Wen Ji was about to call his boyfriend to apologize for the beating, when Ye Jie sent a message again, making several requests for his movie.

Wen Ji immediately went to work.

Forget it, it's not important, and it's not the first time we've quarreled.What matters is business!Coax people back later.

With Ye Dong's investment, this movie is stable!

After Wen Ji got the Maomao script, he begged his father to sue his grandmother, and tried to get the support of his family members. The family members only gave him two bodyguards and asked him to pay attention to his personal safety.

"Hurry up and go bankrupt, father/mother/brother/sister will support you, and the stock dividends will be kept for you."

Wen Ji stubbornly rejected his family members and continued to work hard.

What is timely rain, what is sending charcoal in the snow!Ye Dong!You will be my great benefactor from now on!

If he hadn't felt ashamed after seeing Su Linqing's appearance, Wen Ji would have thought that Ye Jie was making excuses to pursue him!

Wen Ji and Ye Jie reached a preliminary negotiation, and after sending the script to Ye Jie's mailbox, they took another look at Su Linqing's photo.

Yes, that's right, you don't want to be sentimental.

Look at Su Linqing's perfect face, do you deserve it?

Ahhhh, why is Su Linqing unwilling to come to the entertainment industry!His face is stealing money!

Wen Ji was briefly depressed.