God, don't let mortals notice
Chapter 48 Who Taught Who
[Forget it, maybe it will be fine if you get used to it...] Eyeball can only sum it up like this.
Liang Xi felt that she should be given up.As an ordinary academic master, he still doesn't believe that there is anything that cannot be solved through study.
"It's okay, I can learn." Liang Xi immediately turned on the computer and searched.
"Love from Beginning to Grave", "Pushing and Pulling Tips", "PUA Skills", the eyes are watching in amazement.
[You humans still have a way, and this kind of thing can be summed up.But the last one seems to be a bad thing.Forget it, there is no such thing as good or bad when it comes to cultivation. 】
The language environment on the Internet is still relatively good, so they all speak very implicitly, which makes this kind of love teaching Liang Xi only half-knowledgeable.
"Sit on the other person's body and say you want to recharge... Is there any relationship between the two? However, sitting on other people's lap is still a bit ambiguous." Liang Xi only had eyeballs as an object of discussion.
Eyeball has never accepted the previous host's popular science about love, and is not clear about this kind of cryptic words. 【Don't worry about 21, you just follow the method. 】
Does this method work... Liang Xi had deep doubts.
Liang Xi regarded this as a way to pass his free time, and when the news of Mr. Killer's confirmation arrived, he started working seriously again.
The overall style of this decoration is a simple and capable dark style.Cement on the wall, with black matte metal, low-key and stable.
Xiu didn't come back until after get off work. Liang Xi finished her work and left work with peace of mind.He also conveniently brought the unopened milk tea that he was not in the mood to drink in the afternoon to the three front desk ladies.The three of them didn't dislike it either, they happily accepted it and prepared to drink it at night.
On the way home, Liang Xi didn't forget to look up some tips about falling in love.To break Xiu's love trap, one must first understand love.Then, whether it is a forward operation or a reverse operation, it will work.This is the ordinary thinking of a bully.
[Did you find any inspiration after watching it for so long? ] Eyeball is also curious, can human beings' summary of love and love really teach an inexperienced person?
"So far, the ambiguous behavior that Xiu has done to me. Ahem." Liang Xi paused temporarily, "It's just to make me mess up. As long as I learn some methods, breaking the ambiguous atmosphere he created will break the situation. "
[Hehe, it's really useful. 】The eyeballs I said want to learn a thing or two.
Back in the rental room, Liang Xi took out a pen and paper and started taking notes.
Eyeballs are watching.
The video teaching is about how to make straight girls become good at flirting with boys.Each teaching point will first talk about how straight women can play in an ambiguous atmosphere, and then correct the mistakes and analyze them.
On the other hand, Liang Xi's notes... remember that they are all the original behavior of the straight girl.
Good guy, a whole reverse study.However, just looking at the notes written by Liang Xi, I feel that if it is carried out in an ambiguous atmosphere, it will definitely be a disappointment.
[Worthy of being a top student...] Eyeballs admire.
Compared with the positive operation of competing with Xiu who can create an ambiguous atmosphere, Liang Xi prefers the reverse operation of breaking the ambiguous atmosphere.
Liang Xi fell asleep very early at night, a proper routine for the elderly.Eyeball stood guard and guarded him conscientiously.It's just that the eyeballs are really tired of being in the palm of their hands, and they plan to take a stroll around while Liang Xi is asleep.It moved towards Liang Xi's arm little by little, as if preparing to do something bad.
"If you dare to move indiscriminately, I will seal you under your feet right now." A cool voice sounded in the night.
The eyeballs met Xiu's gaze immediately, and the hero didn't want to suffer from the immediate loss, it immediately retracted into Liang Xi's palm and closed itself.
Xiu Ke sat beside Liang Xi, with one leg bent, and his leather shoes stepped on the thin quilt without stains.
-------------------------------------
And Liang Xi has already separated from everything in her reality, and successfully met with her dream.
He saw Xiu in adult form leaning against the corner, his eyes closed as if he was asleep, and he felt relieved for no reason.
Liang Xi also silently sat next to the other party and closed her eyes.After an unknown period of time, he felt that his face was sprayed with breath, and it was itchy, so he opened his eyes.
Xiu got very close, as if he was looking at his own face. He thought it was a little funny, so he pulled the other person closer and said, "If you want to see it, you can take a closer look. You like my face very much?"
Xiu didn't speak, just staggered and fell into the arms of the person he was peeking at.
"Be careful." Liang Xi passed his hands under the opponent's armpit, supporting his back to prevent Xiu from getting up unsuccessfully, and then rushed forward and knocked his head.
"You can relax." Xiu stabilized his foot, and lightly pushed Liang Xi's shoulder.
Liang Xi withdrew her hand, and the two still separated naturally.Xiu had no expression on his face, but his body movements were still childish. After making physical contact with Liang Xi, his hands and feet were obviously a little cramped.
"Where are you going next?" Liang Xi asked Xiu who had already stood up.
Xiu turned his back to him and said, "Go ahead."
"Well, then let's move on."
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For those who sleep, the night is short.For beings that don't need to sleep, it is too long, and their time is too long.
He didn't leave all night, the life of the person in front of him is too short, and if he doesn't keep watch, it will pass too easily.
Although the eyeballs are closed, they are always vigilant.Xiu changed his attitude and methods towards Liang Xi, but he was not sure when he would get bored, so he still had to be prepared.
At dawn, Liang Xi opened her eyes automatically, slowly and a little hazy.He seems to be dreaming...
Xiu was gone, and Liang Xi didn't even know that they slept together all night.
Recalling what she did in the dream, Liang Xi opened her eyes wide and gasped.He has already learned himself to be a master of teasing and ambiguous, and the object is still Xiu.
However, those ambiguous actions and words of his seem to have borrowed from Bai Tianxiu's behavior towards him...
【What did you dream about?Why are you so surprised. 】
"I dreamed of a scene that is opposite to reality." Liang Xi got up listlessly.
[Don't share it? 】The eyeballs can't hide their curiosity.
While brushing his teeth, Liang Xi stuttered and told Yanzhu what happened in the dream.After finishing speaking, Liang Xi still sighed in her heart: I didn't expect the logic of this dream to be so smooth.
[The content of the dream you mentioned is very similar to a memory of the gods...] Eyeballs spoke thoughtfully.It has always believed in the gods, and whenever it thinks of him, its eyeballs will recall a memory of the gods.Therefore, he can cherish any memory about the past of the gods.Instead, most of the memories of his own experience have been put on the shelf.
As soon as Liang Xi said, it corresponded to the memory of the gods, and even the content of the conversation was the same.
It turned out that it was not my own dream, but the memory of the gods.
If it is said that Liang Xi sacrificed his heart from Xiu, it can be deduced that Xiu likes gods.Then the teasing behavior of the gods in the memory this time, doesn't it mean that the gods also like to cultivate.So it's not Xiu's unrequited love, these two obviously have an affair!
"You also said that Xiu doesn't like the gods, and now it can prove that they are in love with each other."
【How can it be. 】 Eyeball still insists on the previous point of view.
"You still don't give up, do you?" Liang Xi didn't know why her eyes were still fighting with her, but her guess could be proved by facts.
[What I said is true, gods are born without the so-called seven emotions and six desires.He is the only god in the world, and he is in the kingdom by himself.How could such a unique existence produce love. 】Eyeball fights for reason.
Liang Xi was silent and began to think alone.
Referring to the myths and stories in the world, there are always many gods in the sky, and there will be so-called "human relationships" with each other. Therefore, in terms of setting, the gods can't get rid of their emotions and desires no matter what.
But if there's only one god...it's still worth pondering.
"What about the envoy? Doesn't the god have an envoy beside him? Doesn't he have a 'human relationship' relationship with the envoy?" On the way to work, Liang Xi asked Yanzhu unwillingly.
[An angel is a part of the gods.What relationship will you have with yourself? 】
"Isn't there a defected envoy who betrayed herself?" Liang Xi felt like she had entered a giant maze, and every road was blocked.
[Some things really can't be explained clearly. If you can clarify them, you and I can be gods.I'm an idiot, so I can only answer your questions as best I can. 】
"Hi, I want ten cups of milk tea, as usual." He stopped at the entrance of the familiar milk tea shop and said to the familiar clerk.
【Hey, did you listen to me? 】
Does it make a difference?Listen, can I clear up my confusion?Liang Xi said in her heart without changing her face.
[Uh...] Eyeballs are still slightly inferior to Liang Xi.
In front of the office.
【How long are you going to stand at the door? 】
"Wait a little longer." Liang Xi returned to the state of mental preparation before entering the door.
【I think Xiu must be sitting in his boss chair and laughing at you. 】The eyeballs resorted to aggressive methods.
"He always has a smiling expression." After replying, Liang Xi gritted her teeth and pushed the door in, taking the trick of eyeballs.
"Are you willing to come in? I thought you still need some time to accept me." Xiu's words really brought out the provocation to the extreme.He forcibly tied Jinmen and Liang Xi's acceptance of himself, these two unrelated things together with one sentence.
"I don't like you. It doesn't make any sense for you to say that. It will only make me hate you even more." Liang Xi was going to put into practice the notes she had carefully made last night.
Xiu didn't rush to approach Liang Xi who was sitting still, and only used verbal offensive. "But you like my body. Don't you want to try and take my body for yourself?"
Liang Xi had to admit that she was defeated.He cools his face with iced milk tea, using the method of "going in the left ear and out the right ear".
"I can assure you that this body will definitely satisfy you." There was a strong hint hidden in Xiu's words.
I can't hear I can't hear I can't hear...
Liang Xi felt that she should be given up.As an ordinary academic master, he still doesn't believe that there is anything that cannot be solved through study.
"It's okay, I can learn." Liang Xi immediately turned on the computer and searched.
"Love from Beginning to Grave", "Pushing and Pulling Tips", "PUA Skills", the eyes are watching in amazement.
[You humans still have a way, and this kind of thing can be summed up.But the last one seems to be a bad thing.Forget it, there is no such thing as good or bad when it comes to cultivation. 】
The language environment on the Internet is still relatively good, so they all speak very implicitly, which makes this kind of love teaching Liang Xi only half-knowledgeable.
"Sit on the other person's body and say you want to recharge... Is there any relationship between the two? However, sitting on other people's lap is still a bit ambiguous." Liang Xi only had eyeballs as an object of discussion.
Eyeball has never accepted the previous host's popular science about love, and is not clear about this kind of cryptic words. 【Don't worry about 21, you just follow the method. 】
Does this method work... Liang Xi had deep doubts.
Liang Xi regarded this as a way to pass his free time, and when the news of Mr. Killer's confirmation arrived, he started working seriously again.
The overall style of this decoration is a simple and capable dark style.Cement on the wall, with black matte metal, low-key and stable.
Xiu didn't come back until after get off work. Liang Xi finished her work and left work with peace of mind.He also conveniently brought the unopened milk tea that he was not in the mood to drink in the afternoon to the three front desk ladies.The three of them didn't dislike it either, they happily accepted it and prepared to drink it at night.
On the way home, Liang Xi didn't forget to look up some tips about falling in love.To break Xiu's love trap, one must first understand love.Then, whether it is a forward operation or a reverse operation, it will work.This is the ordinary thinking of a bully.
[Did you find any inspiration after watching it for so long? ] Eyeball is also curious, can human beings' summary of love and love really teach an inexperienced person?
"So far, the ambiguous behavior that Xiu has done to me. Ahem." Liang Xi paused temporarily, "It's just to make me mess up. As long as I learn some methods, breaking the ambiguous atmosphere he created will break the situation. "
[Hehe, it's really useful. 】The eyeballs I said want to learn a thing or two.
Back in the rental room, Liang Xi took out a pen and paper and started taking notes.
Eyeballs are watching.
The video teaching is about how to make straight girls become good at flirting with boys.Each teaching point will first talk about how straight women can play in an ambiguous atmosphere, and then correct the mistakes and analyze them.
On the other hand, Liang Xi's notes... remember that they are all the original behavior of the straight girl.
Good guy, a whole reverse study.However, just looking at the notes written by Liang Xi, I feel that if it is carried out in an ambiguous atmosphere, it will definitely be a disappointment.
[Worthy of being a top student...] Eyeballs admire.
Compared with the positive operation of competing with Xiu who can create an ambiguous atmosphere, Liang Xi prefers the reverse operation of breaking the ambiguous atmosphere.
Liang Xi fell asleep very early at night, a proper routine for the elderly.Eyeball stood guard and guarded him conscientiously.It's just that the eyeballs are really tired of being in the palm of their hands, and they plan to take a stroll around while Liang Xi is asleep.It moved towards Liang Xi's arm little by little, as if preparing to do something bad.
"If you dare to move indiscriminately, I will seal you under your feet right now." A cool voice sounded in the night.
The eyeballs met Xiu's gaze immediately, and the hero didn't want to suffer from the immediate loss, it immediately retracted into Liang Xi's palm and closed itself.
Xiu Ke sat beside Liang Xi, with one leg bent, and his leather shoes stepped on the thin quilt without stains.
-------------------------------------
And Liang Xi has already separated from everything in her reality, and successfully met with her dream.
He saw Xiu in adult form leaning against the corner, his eyes closed as if he was asleep, and he felt relieved for no reason.
Liang Xi also silently sat next to the other party and closed her eyes.After an unknown period of time, he felt that his face was sprayed with breath, and it was itchy, so he opened his eyes.
Xiu got very close, as if he was looking at his own face. He thought it was a little funny, so he pulled the other person closer and said, "If you want to see it, you can take a closer look. You like my face very much?"
Xiu didn't speak, just staggered and fell into the arms of the person he was peeking at.
"Be careful." Liang Xi passed his hands under the opponent's armpit, supporting his back to prevent Xiu from getting up unsuccessfully, and then rushed forward and knocked his head.
"You can relax." Xiu stabilized his foot, and lightly pushed Liang Xi's shoulder.
Liang Xi withdrew her hand, and the two still separated naturally.Xiu had no expression on his face, but his body movements were still childish. After making physical contact with Liang Xi, his hands and feet were obviously a little cramped.
"Where are you going next?" Liang Xi asked Xiu who had already stood up.
Xiu turned his back to him and said, "Go ahead."
"Well, then let's move on."
-------------------------------------
For those who sleep, the night is short.For beings that don't need to sleep, it is too long, and their time is too long.
He didn't leave all night, the life of the person in front of him is too short, and if he doesn't keep watch, it will pass too easily.
Although the eyeballs are closed, they are always vigilant.Xiu changed his attitude and methods towards Liang Xi, but he was not sure when he would get bored, so he still had to be prepared.
At dawn, Liang Xi opened her eyes automatically, slowly and a little hazy.He seems to be dreaming...
Xiu was gone, and Liang Xi didn't even know that they slept together all night.
Recalling what she did in the dream, Liang Xi opened her eyes wide and gasped.He has already learned himself to be a master of teasing and ambiguous, and the object is still Xiu.
However, those ambiguous actions and words of his seem to have borrowed from Bai Tianxiu's behavior towards him...
【What did you dream about?Why are you so surprised. 】
"I dreamed of a scene that is opposite to reality." Liang Xi got up listlessly.
[Don't share it? 】The eyeballs can't hide their curiosity.
While brushing his teeth, Liang Xi stuttered and told Yanzhu what happened in the dream.After finishing speaking, Liang Xi still sighed in her heart: I didn't expect the logic of this dream to be so smooth.
[The content of the dream you mentioned is very similar to a memory of the gods...] Eyeballs spoke thoughtfully.It has always believed in the gods, and whenever it thinks of him, its eyeballs will recall a memory of the gods.Therefore, he can cherish any memory about the past of the gods.Instead, most of the memories of his own experience have been put on the shelf.
As soon as Liang Xi said, it corresponded to the memory of the gods, and even the content of the conversation was the same.
It turned out that it was not my own dream, but the memory of the gods.
If it is said that Liang Xi sacrificed his heart from Xiu, it can be deduced that Xiu likes gods.Then the teasing behavior of the gods in the memory this time, doesn't it mean that the gods also like to cultivate.So it's not Xiu's unrequited love, these two obviously have an affair!
"You also said that Xiu doesn't like the gods, and now it can prove that they are in love with each other."
【How can it be. 】 Eyeball still insists on the previous point of view.
"You still don't give up, do you?" Liang Xi didn't know why her eyes were still fighting with her, but her guess could be proved by facts.
[What I said is true, gods are born without the so-called seven emotions and six desires.He is the only god in the world, and he is in the kingdom by himself.How could such a unique existence produce love. 】Eyeball fights for reason.
Liang Xi was silent and began to think alone.
Referring to the myths and stories in the world, there are always many gods in the sky, and there will be so-called "human relationships" with each other. Therefore, in terms of setting, the gods can't get rid of their emotions and desires no matter what.
But if there's only one god...it's still worth pondering.
"What about the envoy? Doesn't the god have an envoy beside him? Doesn't he have a 'human relationship' relationship with the envoy?" On the way to work, Liang Xi asked Yanzhu unwillingly.
[An angel is a part of the gods.What relationship will you have with yourself? 】
"Isn't there a defected envoy who betrayed herself?" Liang Xi felt like she had entered a giant maze, and every road was blocked.
[Some things really can't be explained clearly. If you can clarify them, you and I can be gods.I'm an idiot, so I can only answer your questions as best I can. 】
"Hi, I want ten cups of milk tea, as usual." He stopped at the entrance of the familiar milk tea shop and said to the familiar clerk.
【Hey, did you listen to me? 】
Does it make a difference?Listen, can I clear up my confusion?Liang Xi said in her heart without changing her face.
[Uh...] Eyeballs are still slightly inferior to Liang Xi.
In front of the office.
【How long are you going to stand at the door? 】
"Wait a little longer." Liang Xi returned to the state of mental preparation before entering the door.
【I think Xiu must be sitting in his boss chair and laughing at you. 】The eyeballs resorted to aggressive methods.
"He always has a smiling expression." After replying, Liang Xi gritted her teeth and pushed the door in, taking the trick of eyeballs.
"Are you willing to come in? I thought you still need some time to accept me." Xiu's words really brought out the provocation to the extreme.He forcibly tied Jinmen and Liang Xi's acceptance of himself, these two unrelated things together with one sentence.
"I don't like you. It doesn't make any sense for you to say that. It will only make me hate you even more." Liang Xi was going to put into practice the notes she had carefully made last night.
Xiu didn't rush to approach Liang Xi who was sitting still, and only used verbal offensive. "But you like my body. Don't you want to try and take my body for yourself?"
Liang Xi had to admit that she was defeated.He cools his face with iced milk tea, using the method of "going in the left ear and out the right ear".
"I can assure you that this body will definitely satisfy you." There was a strong hint hidden in Xiu's words.
I can't hear I can't hear I can't hear...
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