A mediocre domineering president

Before becoming a big brother, Leng Da was an ordinary programmer. He worked diligently to maintain the stability of the website every day, but he still couldn't avoid being scolded by readers.

"What's the matter with the programmer? The interface is stuck again today!"

"Can you make the page better if you have the time? Halfway through the book, the screen is black!"

"Can programmers do it? Let me do it!"

At that time, Leng Da was not a man who could not express his emotions or anger.He sat on the barbecue booth, hugged his good brother and cried until he was dark: "It's all my fault, I... hiccup... I'm busy all night, and my hair is about to fall out..."

He didn't care what his good brother persuaded him to do. He just poured beer down, drinking case after case.

…then he died of alcohol poisoning.

To be precise, he thought he was dead, but in fact he had time-traveled.

The voice in my head "buzzed": "Congratulations to the host for crossing, this is the world of the overlord, and you are the chosen one who will lead us to glory!"

In his spare time, Leng Da also read some time-travel novels on the website. He quickly accepted this fact and asked the system: "Then how can I go back?"

The system said: "When someone different from others appears in the overlord's world, you can go back with a kiss."

Saying it means not saying it.

Brother Leng stroked his waist-length hair, guessing that he had traveled to ancient times. He secretly made up his mind to use the modern knowledge he learned to change the entire era, so as to marry Xiao Bailian and reach the peak of the overlord.

At this moment, a savage appeared in front of his eyes—with sunken eyes, a snub nose and a protruding chin, he ran over on all fours, patted his chest and yelled "Aww" at him.

Brother Leng was dumbfounded. He sat up straight, carefully looked at his dark muscles, and the only cover up and down his body - a tattered grass skirt that leaked air. His eyes darkened and he passed out.

He never expected that once he crossed over, he would become a domineering savage.

Every day, he would hold the big oily face of the female savage, and say the "Baye" quotations affectionately: Aww, aww, aww!

The female savage blinked her big eyes, flicked her spider web-like hair wildly, said "beep" a few times, and raised her small fist to hammer Brother Leng's not strong chest muscles.

...Brother Leng was hammered to death.

Damn, is it "My [-] Ways to Die"? ?Brother Leng was furious and asked the system to give him a better identity.

So in the second life, he became the leader of a tribe, and he was also an official.Against the backdrop of the previous ape-man, this time Xiaobailian is extraordinarily fine-looking, at least she looks like a human being.

...but Leng Da still died.

Seven times a night and not getting out of bed for three days and three nights, is it human?

For the next dozen or so lifetimes, in order to compensate him, the system arranged various identities for him, such as overbearing emperor, overbearing orphan, overbearing vampire, overbearing monk, overbearing prince, overbearing warlord... Only Brother Leng can't think of it, and there is no system that can't do it. .

But Leng Da has already become a Buddha. Anyway, in Ba Zong's world, he either quarrels with Xiao Bailian or fights with his love rival.

Xiao Bailian, who couldn't beat him, wiped her tears all day long, crying: You are cruel, you are ruthless, you are making trouble for no reason!

Rivals in love, including but not limited to his business partners, Fa Xiao, and his own younger brother, just chased after him without doing business all day long: How could you treat xx like this! How kind and cute xx is!

Leng Da: ...

He deeply reflected on what he had done, and kicked out Xiao Bailian who was eating and drinking at his house and scolding him that night.

By the time of No. 20th, Big Brother Leng has become an extremely indifferent man.In his world, people can only be divided into three categories, rivals in love, Xiaobailian, and tool people.

Rivals in love, ruthlessly eradicate them; Xiaobailian, snatch them by all means; tool man, squeeze them mercilessly.

So, the one-year-old elder brother turned his face and pushed the second elder brother who was trading stocks.

Second brother: "...?"

The eldest brother ignored him, he put his hands behind his back, walked up to Leng Xieli in an old-fashioned way, and poked his head.

They are obviously triplets, and Leng Xieli's IQ is obviously not as good as theirs.He blinked his dark eyes, hugged his elder brother's fingers, and laughed "giggle", "Brother...Brother...", drooling while talking.

The elder brother withdrew his hand and said coldly: "...they are all overlords, so why don't you pretend to be stupid?"

Leng Xieli obviously regarded his hand as some novelty toy, he leaned up to reach it, shook his head, and fell off the rocking horse with a "slap".

"Brother, brother..." Tears welled up in his black grape-like eyes, and he stretched out his fleshy little hands, "It hurts...it hurts..."

The eldest brother stared at him for a while, then asked the system: "Why do I feel that this younger brother is a little abnormal? This must lower the average IQ of the boss, right?"

The system rarely hesitated: "Host, actually, cough, this is what a normal person looks like, right?"

Normal people, he hasn't heard these three words for a long time.

Could it be... This is the one who is different?The eldest brother thumped in his heart, he hesitated for a long time, then slowly squatted down, and took the hand of cheap younger brother.

The cheap brother grinned, his dark pupils were clean and pure: "Hold, brother... hug..."

After many years, following the domineering warlord, the eldest brother has found his new identity - the domineering male mother.