Zerg's favorite protagonist

When they arrived in Kyoto, Song Bai and Sa Ding went directly to the residence they had prepared earlier.It is only one block away from the bustling business circle. Considering his brother's lively personality, Allen didn't let him live directly near Kyoto University.

The residence is located in a well-known high-end residential area in Kyoto. Because the land here is very expensive, even the villas are much smaller than those in Jiangcheng.

Sitting on the sofa, Song Bai started to log into the shopping website with his home terminal, and was dazzled by the dazzling array of fitness equipment.

When he came out of the shopping net in a daze, Song Bai collapsed on the sofa like a useless bug.

After being paralyzed for a long time, I finally remembered that the queen must be able to give some advice, and then realized that Satin had disappeared for a long time.

Satin sat on the bed and threw away the book rather discouraged. On the spine of the book were written 99 ways to teach you how to seduce the hero.

"What kind of nonsense is this?"

Satin was so angry that his hands were shaking. For the sake of Xiongzhu's training, he went to check the information, and saw that the homepage of Adjutant Ping's account had just changed to this book, so he placed an order online to buy it.

But this book is all superficial and nonsense. It even boasts that it is the number one married female insect in the annual recommendation list. It also says that the author has personally tested every item, and it is full of pictures and texts. It is absolutely satisfactory to use the hero. Buy it Absolutely no regrets.

Looking at the gestures mentioned there, and the precautions that were explained in extreme detail, Satin's face became redder and redder, and he wanted to tear up the book more and more.

With the temperament of a female, how could it be possible to make such an embarrassing action, and still... so open.

Adjutant Ping recommended this book!Satin angrily dragged Ping out of the list:!

Ping just watched the regiment finish the daily training, and saw the letter bug almost dropped the terminal.

Sardin has a cold temper, almost no emotional ups and downs in daily life, and even replied to messages with a cold ".", Ping also teased with the other two adjutants, is his own officer an artificial intelligence?

No, no, absolutely not!

How could artificial intelligence break the standard period of frigidity, and change it to an exclamation mark full of strong emotions, such as surprise, shock, and so on.

Ping Fei quickly took a screenshot to record this historic moment.

Then I stared at the screen for a full 3 minutes. Since I couldn’t figure out anything from a simple and complicated exclamation mark, I finally hesitated for a long time between the period, question mark and ellipsis, and replied cautiously: ?

In the past, the adjutant usually responded most efficiently. He was only temporarily suspended by the regiment, and he was not transferred. Why is it so slow this time!In order to express dissatisfaction, this time Sardin replied:! !

Ping is also confused, what does the officer mean?This time he thought for 5 minutes before resolutely replying:? ?

The answer over there is faster:! ! !

Ping quickly replied:? ? ?

Ping gradually felt that there was something interesting, and was waiting for four exclamation points to come back from there, when a call came, with "Satin" on the name.

He answered tremblingly, and an indifferent voice came over: "Hello."

Ping Haoxuan fell to his knees with a thud, and the memories of countless days and nights of being driven by his ruthless boss flooded his face.

Why did the officer call, he must be worried about the regiment!

So he opened his mouth and said, "Sir, sir, hello, how are you doing during the vacation, everyone in the regiment is doing well, everyone misses you very much, don't worry about the training situation—"

Satin coughed lightly, and it was as quiet as a chicken for an instant.

Satin knew that Lieutenant Ping had nothing wrong with him other than his fondness for brainstorming, and he didn't care what he brainstormed, so he went straight to the point: "What's the matter with the book you posted on the front page?"

Ping held the terminal tremblingly waiting for the officer to speak, but turned out to be a storyteller?

book, what book?

Ping suddenly remembered that the homepage can only be the homepage of the account, and the book he recently transferred was...

!!!

Ping also had three big exclamation marks on his head just like Satin just now!

Chief Satin, who joined the army at a young age, has a conservative personality like a stubborn old man.At first, he would blush when he heard military females speak yellow accents. Later, his position became higher and higher, and no one dared to joke in front of him. Run twenty laps on the playground.

Now, his conservative, old and stubborn chief, has become enlightened!

Ping was suddenly relieved like an old father. It was worthwhile for him to take the risk of being hated by the officer in the past. He would tell the officer about the relationship between husband and wife when he had nothing to do. Now the officer has finally enlightened and knows that he wants to please the hero. Ping is very happy. happy:

"Sir, do you think that book is enough? That book is not suitable for beginners. Although it is explained in detail, it lacks theoretical data support. I still have a list of books. Do you want to recommend it to you?"

Talking about asking questions, he immediately stood in front of the bookshelf, slid his fingertips across the dazzling array of books, and quickly wrote a series of book titles on the blank paper with the other hand.

"..." Sadin didn't know which channel Ping jumped to again, so he quickly patched it up: "Does the author of that book have delusional disorder?"

"Ah?" Ping was stunned for a moment, and quickly argued: "Sir, the author has proved that he has practiced the book himself! He also posted his daily testimonials in the forum, and now he is updating it!"

Satin felt that his worldview had been subverted, and frowned: "The female has such a rough personality, can those pictures in the book... be made?"

The couple's poses in the book were too contrary to his common sense, and he couldn't bear to look at them after a cursory glance.

I am ashamed that I can't watch it.

Hearing the chief's rare stuttering, Ping covered his mouth and snickered twice. It was exactly as the adjutants guessed in private. Although Satin was a genius, he knew nothing about the daily life and entertainment of females of the same age.

Female insects, on the surface, seem rough and careless, but facing their heroines, they become thick and thin in an instant. Family life, couple entertainment, isn't that the only thing, and the only thing you can talk about is that kind of thing .

When Satin was there, they dared not speak in person.Where Sardin was not around, they chatted passionately behind their backs.

Sometimes, I chatted with Ping in the corner so much that I wished I could turn into a male worm, marry a few on the spot and go back to sing and sing every night.

"Sir, it's not that I'm being rude. Why do you think like old antiques? Narrow-minded! Everyone is advancing with the times, so there's nothing to be ashamed of," Ping said like a big bad wolf tempting a little sheep, "How about this?" , I’ll send you an address in a while, all military females from all over the country are in it, go in and have a look and you’ll understand.”

"……it is good."

Putting down the phone, Satin received Ping's address, clicked in, and the discomfort of entering the army many years ago came back.

Those hot headlines, revealing pictures, and... so many intimate matters of the couple.

How dare the military females release all of them!

Satin felt disgusted in his heart, but he couldn't help but rolled his hands down, and his eyes looked down uncontrollably.

Song Bai finally found Sa Ding in the attic on the top floor. He really didn't understand why Sa Ding ran so high.

Satin seemed to be looking at something intently, but Song Bai didn't respond when he came to his side.

"Sadin, I'm looking for you..." Song Bai laughed.

Seeing that Sadin was guilty of a thief, he hastily turned off the terminal, stood up abruptly, gave a military salute, and said, "Yes, Lord."

"What kind of salute... what is this?"

Song Bai saw something on the bed.

He stepped forward, and Satin took a step back.He moved forward, and Satin retreated again.

Song Bai raised his eyebrows, there must be something on the bed.

He continued on, and Satin reached the bedside, unable to retreat.

Suddenly, the Satin terminal turned on the hands-free voice bar and sounded: "I forgot to ask, what does the exclamation point mean just now? Hey, yes, sir, remember! You must apply what you have learned. You can't just read books and seduce the hero yourself. That won't work..."

It’s over.

Sardin was full of despair, and now he just wanted to tear up the big-mouthed adjutant Ping.