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Captain America's birthday was very low-key.Except for the Avengers members who lived on the base, his birthday party only invited Sam, Agent Coulson of S.H.I.E.L.D., whom he met while running in the park.

By the way, he politely but firmly rejected Natasha's suggestion to bring some young girls over to play.

"Forgive me." The captain now avoids Natasha and walks away. "Why are you so obsessed with introducing me to a girlfriend? I don't have any thoughts about it right now."

"Really do not have?"

Natasha pointed to the obvious words on his T-shirt, "This is Supreme, a trendy brand that young people love to wear, not your style of dressing."

If a girl suddenly dresses up very delicately, she probably wants to express herself in front of the opposite sex she likes. This principle applies to men as well.

What made Captain America ditch his favorite undershirt—

"Which girl do you like? If you like it, go and confess it, and bring it back for us to see. Look at this young girl."

"No, you think too much."

Steve was embarrassed and helpless, "I just bought it casually."

Natasha chased after her: "You don't even look like someone who would walk into this store."

Steve:  …

Steve: "Feifei recommended it to me."

Natasha rolled her eyes gracefully: "It's really great. It's rare that someone's opinion won't be forgotten after you filter it in your brain."

Before and after, how many clothing brands she recommended to him.Natasha bets that if she mentions one now, Steve will look like he's hearing it for the first time.

The captain blushed, and ran away quickly for any reason.

Oh man.

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On Steve's birthday, Fiona's blind box delivery was delivered to her.Adhering to the idea of ​​keeping surprises, she didn't open it first to check the items inside.

Anyway, it's a private party, so it shouldn't be a big problem.

She bought a boy's surprise model, and the content description is [give a friend a special experience that will never be forgotten].

The customer service has repeatedly assured that there is absolutely no false propaganda, and the things inside are really exciting.

Well, Fiona chooses to believe it.

As an unknown surprise, her gift is the last appearance.

Steve had already unpacked the front and Christmas copy-pasted stuff, looking forward to the blind box.

"It's my first time driving this, so I hope I have good luck."

But luck didn't seem to favor him.

The first experience of Captain America's blind box, the result is... a pair of swimming trunks?

There's nothing special about it other than it's super stretchy and seems to fit all sizes.

This has nothing to do with surprises, it's a complete scam!

Fiona lowered her head in frustration, and Tony came out to ease the atmosphere:

"Blind box, it is possible to draw someone you don't like. If you want to blame it, blame the captain. His luck is too bad."

Cauldron from Heaven Steve: ...

"Yes, I'm unlucky."

He rubbed Fiona's little furry head, "It's okay, it's very practical. We'll need it next time we go to the beach."

And Natasha, who silently checked the explanatory text inside the blind box, made some unexpected discoveries.

She gave a ready smile.

"There is a swimming pool in the base." Natasha suddenly suggested, "It happens to be summer, let's go play there."

She winked at Steve, then pointed quietly at Fiona.

The captain understood what she meant in seconds.To take care of Fiona's mood, no problem.

However, after he took off his clothes and changed into swimming trunks, he came back.

Why is everyone sitting by the pool playing with their mobile phones, and no one wants to go into the water?

The appearance of the captain immediately attracted everyone's attention.This overly hot and expectant gaze made Steve feel a little shy suddenly.

Especially Sam, he also whistled.

Sol gave him a thumbs up, "My friend, you have a good figure!"

...well, it's kind of weird.

He invites everyone: "Anyone want to swim together?"

"No, please."

It was rejected uniformly.

He noticed that Agent Coulson's body was shaking, and asked with concern: "Phil, are you okay?"

"I'm fine, captain." Coulson covered his mouth and coughed a few times, "I seem to have a slight cold, so I can't go into the water with you. You should hurry up."

It's really just a cold, is it really all right?

Coulson looked like he was about to cough and faint.

Something is wrong, and Steve looks around to see that the only Fiona who can't lie is not here.

He asked Tony, "Where's Feifei?"

Tony didn't change his face: "She's gone to change into her swimsuit, and she'll be here in a while."

Everyone looked at the phone screen again, as if they had forgotten the captain by the pool.

Steve was even more puzzled. It wasn't until Clint whispered something about birthday cake and was interrupted urgently by Natasha that he had an epiphany.

Oh, it turned out to be a surprise for him.Fiona, who was not there, might have come to push the cake cart.

No wonder it was dark beside the swimming pool, with no light at all.

It seems that in order to comply with the temporary arrangement, the venue for cutting the cake was moved here.

Temporarily dispelling his doubts, Steve jumped into the swimming pool. Very well, there is normal water in it, not some tricky plan.

It's still a bit of a conscience for Tony and the others.

When he swam to the center of the pool, lights suddenly lit up around him.The originally dark environment suddenly became bright, and the scenery in the water was unobstructed on the shore.

Steve heard laughter—from Agent Coulson, and couldn't hold back the laughter.

Steve:? ?

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Why did everyone stand up.

Why did they all raise their phones to face him.

Wait, this feeling underwater is...

His swimming trunks were split in the middle.

Cracked.

Watching him subconsciously cover it with his hands, the people on the bank laughed like crazy, and Tony couldn't even get up laughing on the deck chair.

Steve:  …

He should have known this would happen!

Oh, surprise money.

Are young people nowadays playing blind boxes so wildly?

The pool was empty, without any shelter.Rao is psychologically as strong as Captain America, and under the gloat of these conscienceless guys on the shore, there is no other way except to bite the bullet and block it with his hands.

No wonder they want to send Fiona away...

Just as he swam to the shore resolutely, and was about to get his bathrobe to settle accounts with these guys, Fiona, who had really changed into her swimsuit, rushed in excitedly.

"Hey, didn't you all go into the water?"

Steve:!

Tony:!

Just as Steve was about to jump ashore, when he saw her coming, he quickly pressed his body against the shore, not daring to move.Tony yelled at her to stop coming, and threw his bathrobe into the water.

Grass (a kind of plant), he lost it.

Fiona was puzzled: "What's wrong?"

Steve is caught between a rock and a hard place - he can't reach his bathrobe floating in the water, but if he has to move...

Damn it, Tony, hurry up and turn off all the lights in the pool!

Tony smiled dryly: "It's okay. Baby, I suddenly want to drink iced Coke, can you go and get me a can?"

Fiona nodded obediently, turned around and walked towards the freezer.

Tony breathed a sigh of relief, and Steve took his chance, moving cautiously toward the bathrobe.

Great, now it's just a matter of getting ashore.

He put on his bathrobe in the water, and the wet cotton became extra thick.Steve jumped ashore anxiously, the loose part of his belt undone.

Fiona turned her head suddenly: "I'll get you a can of room temperature..."

Steve tightened his grip for the first time, but the air seemed to freeze.

After half a second, as long as a century, Fiona's head was tilted.

"Honestly, I didn't see it."

Steve:  …

Not important anymore.

He himself, along with his swimming trunks, was torn apart.