How to be a hero with Crispy Skin Cure

[Hello, single dog.This episode is about Steve and Fiona's daily love life, sprinkled with sugar and sweetness, it may cause a spiritual shock to you, please read carefully (doge)]

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Fiona's specialty is oil painting, and she is best at color matching and light and shadow application in landscape paintings, but she also likes to draw figures in her spare time, and her boyfriend Steve is of course the one who draws the most.

A popular way to show affection is for couples to take pictures of each other, and in their case, it is to draw pictures of each other.

Steve's sketches were always faster than Fiona's, and when he was done, he would pull up a chair, sit next to her, and put his arm around her waist to look at the unfinished work.

The paintbrush in Fiona's hands would not stop, she was still carefully sketching his face.Steve asked, "Is it okay if the model isn't there?"

"I don't need to see with my eyes." Fiona turned her head and kissed him on the cheek, "Your image is etched in my heart."

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Steve bought a house in New York, near where Fiona was going to college.

Before the underground love affair was exposed, Tony asked him why he bought real estate. Could it be that there is something wrong with the base and he wants to move out?

Steve replied sincerely: "I want to invest."

Tony:  …

Whatever he wants, anyway, even if he loses all his money, at least the base can take him in for food and drink.

Fiona asked him: "Do you really want to invest? Just hand over the funds to Tony's professional managers, and the annual rate of return is guaranteed."

Steve hugged her and kissed her: "I'm investing in you—there are so many young boys in college, I have a sense of crisis, and I have to find a way to trap you."

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Steve saw a copy of [[-] things couples must do] on the Internet, so he downloaded and printed it out, and wrote it down in his little notebook.

Watching movies √ Amusement park √ Swimming √ Candlelight dinner √ Birthday √...

Steve and Fiona lamented: "Before we even dated, we had already done a lot of things on the list."

What he wanted to express was that they had been in love for a long time, but he didn't expect that it was Fiona who pinched him on the waist:

"So what? Playing with an ambiguous scumbag."

Steve:  …

He, who had already realized that he would not argue with his girlfriend, leaned over to kiss Fiona.

Kiss her so dazedly that she won't talk about it again?

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All men can't avoid a question. Your girlfriend holds up two lipsticks that look completely the same to you, and asks you which color number looks better.

At this time, if you say: "I think they are all the same", then it is over.

This problem will be more difficult for Steve.Although he has carefully studied the number of lipsticks, his ability to distinguish colors is far inferior to that of tetrachromatic Fiona.

So these two are not male sex, what is the difference!

Faced with the question of his girlfriend's death, Steve had an idea: "It's useless to look at the cream, you can only know it by looking at the lip color on it. Come, let me apply it for you."

After the first one was finished, Fiona looked in the mirror, took a picture with her phone and was about to remove it.

Steve moved her makeup remover wipes away and said with a low smile, "I have other ways to remove..."

He bowed his head, and Fiona tiptoed, then hugged the tip of his heart to the bed, and opened the cabinet next to the bed to get something.

As for what Fiona asked him for in the first place?Oops, both lipsticks went to nowhere.

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Steve's challenge today is to paint Fiona's nails.

He read a lot of strategies on the Internet, and confidently wanted to draw a pattern for her, assuring that the effect would be very good.

Fiona, who originally only wanted him to paint a solid color: OK.

Even if the car overturns... No, isn't there still nail polish remover?

Technician No. [-] Rogers looks decent, and will first take out professional tools to give her a manicure.

These powerful hands are not inferior in technical work, and there is no hand crooked situation.

Hey, it looks pretty good.

Feeling relieved, Fiona was a little sleepy. She lay lazily on the sofa chair and asked Steve to continue working hard and call her when he was done.

Steve agreed with all his mouth: "Okay, I just have a surprise for you. I discussed this pattern with Tony."

Originally wanted to consult Natasha, but she happened to be away.

after an hour.

After waking up, Fiona looked at her fingernails, and all the words in her heart turned into a sigh.

Like a big dog that only wants to be praised, Steve leaned over to ask for praise: "Honey, I did a good job, right?"

Hmm... In good conscience, Steve's technical skills are pretty good.The pattern is vivid and not deformed, the background color is not painted out of the frame, and fashionable small flashes are added, which is shiny.

But, what is going on with this Barbie fan?

Fiona resisted the urge to beat him up and gave him a tender kiss instead.

"Honey, I like it so much."

Steve kissed her back triumphantly, "I knew it, I'm your boyfriend, why don't I know your preferences?"

Fiona:  …

Hearing this sentence is even more angry!

She stroked Steve's cheek and looked into his eyes affectionately:

"So let's make the same couple style, and I'll do it!"

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Steve wore gloves for a week.

It was summer with a high temperature of [-] degrees.

Tony asked if he was sick.

Steve didn't answer at that time, but turned around and suggested to Fiona, why don't you make a father-daughter relationship with Tony, he will like it.

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For a while, it was especially fashionable to wear boyfriend clothes.

Fiona opened Steve's closet eagerly, and closed it expressionlessly.

Reluctantly, she opened it again, fingering each piece of clothing, trying to find the fish that slipped through the net, but finally closed it.

"Hey, Bella, come with me to the mall, I'll buy some clothes for the captain."

"Of course not now, and I don't want to shoot [What is it like to wear grandpa's clothes]."

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Tony finds the men's shirt in Fiona's room, showing signs of being worn.

He finds Steve, throws the clothes at him angrily, and prepares to beat him up.

Steve looked blank: "Why did you throw your clothes to me?"

Tony caught the key word: "Isn't this yours?"

"I have not seen."

Tony looked at him suddenly with meaningful eyes.

Gee.

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By chance, Steve learned the meaning of Tony's expression.

Although he knew that it was impossible for his girlfriend to betray him, he still asked Fiona jealously: "Why was there a men's shirt that was worn in your room at that time? Whose? What relationship does he have with you?"

It took Fiona a while to recall the incident.

"Oh, it was meant to be given to you, but I tried it on and liked it, so I kept it."

She scratched her head: "I only wear it once, it's in my closet, shall I get it to you?"

uh, this...

Steve refused with a guilty conscience: "Forget it, keep it if you like."

Fiona was upset: "Why, do you dislike the clothes I tried on?"

"No, no, how could it be?" Steve racked his brains, took her hand and hugged his waist, "Honey, you haven't even measured my size, I'm worried that the size you bought is not accurate .”

"Come on, let me take you to feel it carefully..."

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The cleaning robot finds some scraps of clothing in Steve's room.

It was a torn white shirt.

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Fiona put on her boyfriend's clothes anyway.

Wearing it as a nightgown, I took a short video and planned to send it out, but Steve didn't allow it.

"You are so stingy." She leaned against him and complained.

Steve kissed her: "Well, I'm super mean."

This is his girlfriend.

No one is allowed to look at it.

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Fiona had a magical dream.In the dream, she turned into a cat.

The cat can only meow, they can't understand what she says, but luckily they can recognize her.

Tony quickly bought her the best cat litter and cat food, but she only wanted to eat fish, the freshest fish.

She doesn't like small dried fish, she insists on eating big fish.

Steve hugged her and refused to let her eat: "Those fish have bones, you should eat cat food and small dried fish."

The cat Fiona meowed loudly, saying that the chef can pick out all the fish bones.Humans don't understand cat language, she struggled hard, but still couldn't escape Steve's clutches.

She kept meowing and whining, but everyone else allowed Steve to bully her.

Her sharp claws were of no use to Steve, who even put collars on her and clipped her nails.

The unarmed cat wanted to bite him, but he picked him up and kissed him, and even touched his hair all over his body.

Stop smoking, she will be bald, bastard——

In the end she still didn't eat the fish and woke up disappointed.

Cat food is not good at all!

Steve kissed her forehead, "Did you wake up?"

Hmph, this bad guy who won't let her eat fish.

Fiona took revenge by biting him on the neck.But in Steve's eyes, it was an invitation.

"It wasn't just last night..." He showed an expression that he really couldn't help you. At this time, his hand had already been inserted into Fiona's pajamas, "Okay, only once, and it can't be like this in the future."

"Oh, did I spoil you? You don't know restraint at all."

Fiona: ? ?

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The legal drinking age in the United States is 21.Although this decree can only restrict the sale of alcoholic products to these underage teenagers in public places, many of Fiona's friends have secretly drunk it, but she still obeys it obediently.

No other reason, the fact that her boyfriend is Captain America is enough.

Human patience is like a spring, the tighter it is pressed, the higher it will bounce back.So at the age-standard birthday party, Fiona didn't listen to persuasion and poured one cup after another.

The cocktail mixed with fruit juice doesn't feel like drinking a drink.

The people around her are counted one by one, basically all of them are huge, so Fiona doesn't have any idea, and always feels that she can drink.

...and so she got drunk.

Bruce and Tony are still arguing daily, and the people on both sides are trying to persuade them to fight. As long as they don't really fight, let them do what they say.

Well, taking advantage of the gap when no one was paying attention, Steve quietly carried the little girlfriend who couldn't walk back to his room.

The drunk version of Fiona was clingier than usual, her legs draped around Steve's waist, her arms around his neck refusing to let go.When Steve tried to put her down, she babbled and kissed him on the cheek.

Steve kissed her reassuringly several times, his mouth full of cider, and he felt like he was magically on top.

Fiona drank like this, Steve didn't dare to let her take a bath alone, what if she fell in the bathroom?

He kissed her on both cheeks: "Go to bed and lie down, and I will wipe you with a wet towel later."

Drunk and incapable of thinking, Fiona only sensed Steve's intention to let go.This is impossible, she will stick to him.

Fiona couldn't speak clearly, and she was still coquettish: "I don't want it. They want you, they want you to hug..."

"Okay, honey, you lie down first." Steve coaxed her patiently, "I'll come in a minute at most, and I'll hold you to sleep, huh?"

How long is 1 minute?Fiona couldn't count, and she blinked, deciding not to care what he said.

"Sleepy." She lay on Steve's shoulder, "I'm going to sleep now, let's sleep together."

……Row.

Well, tidy up the next morning.

Steve can't hold her back, and he doesn't really want to let go that much—it's his girlfriend in his arms, and she's still rubbing against him.

As soon as he laid her down flat, she couldn't wait to grab the tie on the shirt.

Steve's throat tightened, and looking at her blushing, extraordinarily charming face, how could he hold back, even if he bent down to kiss her.

After dating for several years, Fiona is no longer the silly and passive little girl she used to be.

Not to mention Jiu Zhuang being cowardly, she tugged on Steve's tie, whispered his name, and went to unbutton his shirt.

After the kiss was over, Steve reluctantly left her lips, and held down her hand that lit the fire everywhere.

His voice was hoarse: "Baby, you can't do it today, you're drunk."

The bed affairs between them have always been intense, and it is not suitable to have them after drinking, as it will be harmful to the body.

And... Bruce and Tony are outside, if Fiona shows up with his hickey tomorrow morning, even if it is unspoken and inevitable, it won't change Steve's feeling of being pissed off again fact.

It's a double standard, do they still have less premarital sex?The playboys (two) are so conservative, it would make people laugh to death if they said it!

Although Steve was aggrieved, he was the one who abducted someone else's daughter after all, so it was reasonable to be short by three points QAQ.

Fiona didn't care about that.She had no idea how hard Steve had endured, and after breaking free from his restraints, she groped down—

It's killing me.

Steve took her fussy hands and held them together over her head.Looking at her confused and innocent eyes, he only felt that his endurance had really reached its limit.

"Be quiet." Steve gasped and kissed her ear, "Stop teasing me, and sleep well, okay?"

Fiona is usually very good, she listens to what Steve says.Maybe it was the drunken deliriousness, maybe the alcohol activated her naughty side, in short, her performance developed in the opposite direction of Steve's expectations.

Her hands were pinned down, she clamped his waist with her two legs, and the soles of her feet slid across his back, his buttocks, and then to his legs...

Steve's whole body went numb, and some uncontrollable changes occurred in his body.Fiona whispered something that would have locked the chapter if written, and nearly made Steve's veins explode.

"You bad boy."

He kissed her neck recklessly, leaving his mark wantonly.As for what to face tomorrow - whatever, everything is worth it.

Fiona understood the words.She thought for a while before protesting fiercely: "I'm not, I'm super obedient!"

He buried her neck and kissed passionately, and he said perfunctorily as if he was drunk: "Yeah, baby."

Although Steve is addicted to it, he has not lost his mind, and his concern for Fiona's body still overcomes his desire.He let go of the hand that restrained her, and slowly led her down.

His voice sounded like some kind of demagogy: "Good boy, good boy, you know what to do next."

Oh, what he said seems to be vaguely impressed...

Fiona took his hand obediently, shaking it randomly as he inhaled.Sweat was all over Steve's forehead, and he pressed her hand in pain and helplessness.

"Little villain, that's not the case, you didn't do it on purpose, did you?"

He wanted to get serious about teaching, and Fiona ignored him.Why do you ask a drunk person to study? She can play however she likes!

Hey, this toy is quite interesting.It is elastic and can change size, she likes it very much.

"Fifi."

"Feifei, stop making trouble."

"Feifei... hiss. Honey, you can't do that."

Steve was really fed up with the torture. He would rather put on a uniform and fight the Red Skull for three days and three nights than endure being bullied like this by Fiona for another second.

She, she pinches...

Steve was so angry that he really wanted to slap her ass/ass hard, but he couldn't bear it before he let go, so he held back.Her skin is the most delicate, and she cries when she touches it.

Xiaomo Renjing, but he can't do anything today, if it's usual...

Gritting his teeth, he announced: "When you sober up, it's useless to beg me."

Steve's mood and body rose and fell with Fiona's movements, sweat dripping down her cheeks.

He was originally planning to bring another quilt over after solving this one time, and he was determined not to lie in the same quilt with this little bastard again, it was really terrible.

However, Fiona's rascal was far beyond his imagination.

After playing for a while, she lost interest, let go carelessly, and left a sentence: "Okay, I'm going to sleep."

Steve was really annoyed when he heard that - just now when he was putting her to sleep, he seduced him in all kinds of ways, and he couldn't help it, but he didn't take responsibility for the aftermath!

He took a deep breath, restrained his emotions, and then coaxed her: "Honey, hold on a little longer."

Don't let him get stuck in such an up and down place!

Fiona's eyelids were clenched, and she shook her head sleepily: "No, my hands are sore."

Very tired and not light, she doesn't want to play anymore.

After saying this, she closed her eyes, and refused to open them no matter how much Steve told her to beg her.

Half a minute later, listening to her slight breathing, Steve knew that she had fallen asleep, the kind that he couldn't wake up tonight.

OK, Steve took a few deep breaths and persuaded himself to calm down.This is his girlfriend, his sweetheart, and he loves her the most.If she gets hurt even a little bit, the one who loves her the most is herself.

But the desire to pinch her at this moment is also true! !

"I'm really going to be mad at you."

Steve has nowhere else to go but sucks and bites her collarbone in vengeance, but it does nothing but make him more miserable.

Forget it, my girlfriend, what else can I do besides pampering her?

Tomorrow, tomorrow is absolutely impossible to let her go...

That night, the sound of running water in Steve's bathroom didn't stop.

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The morning sun woke Fiona, and she rolled comfortably in Steve's arms.When he opened his eyes again, he found that he was looking at him fiercely.

If I had to describe it, it looked like a tiger was staring at a piece of meat, his eyes were so blue that they turned green.

Sensing the danger, Fiona stepped back cautiously, but was caught by him, and her whole body weight was on her weak, helpless and pitiful body.

... A hungry tiger rushes to eat, but that's all.

She still tried to struggle: "You, what are you doing? Early in the morning."

doing what?

Steve sealed it with a kiss, and Fiona's strong masculine breath invaded every pore.This kind of kissing method that doesn't make her gasp only appears when he is very angry.

But she didn't do anything?Fiona felt wronged.

She pushed him away panting: "what's the matter with you, I didn't do anything wrong."

No, do, wrong, thing?

If Steve's original anger value is nine bars, and he still has one bar of reason, after hearing this sentence, his impulse instantly exploded.

He seemed to have calmed down, and told her gently: "Feifei, pick a number you like, I have a surprise for you."

Fiona was puzzled, but still said expectantly, "Seven?"

Well, very good, he likes it too.

Steve kissed both sides of her cheeks in relief, "You have the final say, baby, let's do it all at once."

what?

Fiona's hangover head was still not quite sober, and after only a few seconds, the pajamas on her body disappeared strangely.

Steve's kisses fell densely like raindrops, her body was trembling, and her mind finally recalled the number she answered just now.

wait, that wouldn't be...

Can not be done! !

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Fiona was paralyzed from exhaustion.

Her eyes were red, and the tears on her face were dry.The culprit, Steve, was still in high spirits, hugging her body and kissing her continuously as a way to comfort her.

Fiona wanted to kick him, but she didn't have the strength to hit him, so she could only scold him: "You are simply not human."

She cried and begged him, and he insisted on finishing the number she said casually.She finally went to the bathroom halfway, she thought it was Steve's conscience, but it turned out that he wanted to change...

Her voice became hoarse, and the more she thought about it, the more she felt aggrieved, "Do you not love me anymore?"

Steve clung to her side, letting her vent as she wished, but she couldn't retaliate anyway.Hearing this sentence, he smiled and kissed her.

"What are you thinking about. I love you, I love you so much."

"Hmph, you don't feel sorry for others..."

"Why don't I feel sorry for you?" Steve's eyes gleamed, "I dare not have fun. Feifei, you are so delicate."

He counted it down for her, with a little force, it was full of red marks, and when she moved forward a little, she cried out the pain and said no, every time it took a long time to adapt, he endured it so hard that he was going crazy, and every time it was not a torment.

Fiona was ashamed and annoyed: "You, you...shameless!"

"Well, I'm shameless." He simply admitted the crime.

"Baby, you're all I need."