I've been banned from falling in love

04

The game started, and the black cat disappeared into the air.

"The tumbler-fall-down!"

"The tumbler has fallen!"

"No—the tumbler has fallen—it is!"

Regardless of everyone's reaction, the red Dharma started to play the wooden man's game.

Its timbre is actually that of an uncle who has been wandering for 20 years!

Because they haven't stepped out of the starting line, it doesn't matter how they move at the origin, everyone is observing this level.

After all, if you lose, you will be shot in the head, and the special ability is only authorized for 30 seconds. It would be too risky to rush directly.

"Can the rhythm of this sentence be changed at will?" Mori Ogai speculated, "Then it will be more difficult. If he finishes turning around immediately when he hears the sound, we may not have time to stop."

"No way, no way." Luanbu said, "There are several ways to clear the level at a glance, and this level of difficulty is actually a pain in the ass?"

Zhong Ye: "Are you talking about it?"

Luanbu looked at him: "I don't want it."

"Wow, what a bad opening." Dazai on the blackboard forcibly highlighted his sense of presence, "I remember that there is no competition here? If the group dies here because of a quarrel, there will be chaos outside, so that's it. It’s also interesting to think about.”

His tone was provocative, as if he was expecting the person in front of him to fight.

The provocative method is of no use to mature people, but it is used one by one for some people.

Sure enough, Luanbu immediately jumped on the bar: "Who said that? I'll show you how to clear the level!"

Everyone immediately did what you asked for.

Luanbu: "..." Damn it.

"It's very simple. Isn't the rule that we can't move this ugly thing when we turn it around and press the button to win?"

"Isn't it enough to make it impossible to turn around forever?" Luanbu plausibly said, "If the rules are not written, it means it can be done! Hey, Mr. Hat, your special ability is very suitable, and there is still 30 seconds left. "

Mori Ogai actually thought it made sense.

And Verlaine is the trump card in the bottom of the box here, even if Zhongye's ability is used up, he can continue to use it, which is not a loss at all.

He followed with a nod.

Zhong Ye moved his fists and feet, and his joints made a crackling sound: "I can't turn back, right... I understand."

At the same time, Bodhidharma tilted his head and turned his back, revealing the central button.

"tumbler--"

"Look at me!!"

"Fall down—"

"Drink!!"

Before I could say the last one, I was interrupted by a violent collision!Taking the podium where Bodhidharma was at as the dividing line, the area within the dividing line was covered by the dust generated by the collision, but it seemed that there was some chalk dust mixed in there.

Zhong also withdrew from the smoke, took a few steps back, and waited for the smoke to disperse.

see only—

Bodhidharma was hammered into the blackboard by him, and he was severely embedded, unable to move.

What's subtle is that Dazai's ear is only a few millimeters away from the place where Bodhidharma is embedded.

The silent eyes of everyone moved from Bodhidharma to Dazai. The man widened his eyes and blinked, revealing a guilty smile that had been quiet for years.

05

As Ranpo said, it actually cleared the level.

Bodhidharma, who was pressed and unable to move, gave up struggling, and a muffled voice came from the blackboard: "The game is over—the game is over—"

"You're a mouse—the cat is coming—"

The teachers who closed tightly opened automatically, as if to guide them a way forward.

Under Osamu Dazai's painful call, Atsushi Nakajima couldn't resist his conscience, so he rescued him and left together.

The seven of them followed the prompts and ran all the way to the indoor gymnasium, and saw the black cat standing in the center at a glance.

"Xiao Hei." Atsushi Nakajima was a little lucky, "The cat is coming soon, does it mean you?"

Luna yawned: "Of course...not!"

A rumbling sound came from the ground, and a lucky cat ornament several stories high slowly rose from the ground, stirring up a burst of dust.

At the same time, a new level rule was explained: "The bell on the lucky cat's neck is lost, as long as you can put the bell into the round frame on the lucky cat's neck ring, you can pass the level."

A bell that suddenly appeared rolled over with a rumble, just at Akutagawa's feet.

He picked up the bell, which was actually bigger than a basketball.

Osamu Dazai hesitated, "Has any of us... played basketball?"

According to the rules, it is probably similar to shooting.

"Uh..." The eight faces looked at each other again.

Ranpo was the first to throw the blame away: "Didn't any of you have a normal childhood?!"

Verlaine and Chuya, who started to work/survive as soon as the android was born, were silent.

And because of Mori Ogai's age, it's too late for him to reminisce, and Akutagawa and Dazai are also guys who really lack childhood.

So only Atsushi Nakajima raised his hand weakly: "I played informally with the children in the orphanage before, does that count?"

Luanbu: "That's you!"

The striker is so determined.

Lucky Cat meowed, which means the game has started.There were rows of neatly stacked clothes in front of them. When they unfolded it, they discovered that it was a gray mouse jumpsuit. It seemed that this was what Bodhidharma meant when he said that you are a mouse.

Unfortunately, the clothes were too ugly, and everyone refused.

By accident, they avoided the first trap of this level-in fact, the mouse jumpsuit is a sign for the lucky cat, and the lucky cat will automatically hunt down and eat the mouse first... However, Because no one is wearing them, and they are not mice, so there is no difference.

——Because there are no mice, only humans are left.

Lucky Cat slobbers: Of course it’s the next best thing to cannibalism!

So after a short buffer, the gymnasium staged a cat-man chase.

Without the ability, no matter how powerful his physical strength is, he can't keep running away.

Especially for toys like Lucky Cat, people don't need legs to run!As soon as the base slides, it comes over!

Akutagawa ran so fast that he started to have asthma!Nakaya had two pendants directly on his body, one named Dazai Osamu and the other named Edogawa Ranpo.

"Wait for me!" Atsushi Nakajima suddenly activated his supernatural powers, his limbs turned into white tigers, and he rushed to the wall to turn over with his strength!

Just happened to be face to face with the lucky cat who was chasing after him!

Relying on his strong ability to stay in the air, Dun kicked his legs several times in the air, then jumped in front of the Lucky Cat, and directly took the bell to slam it.

victory!right ahead!

Then, a cartoon cat's paw slapped upwards, and the bell flew away before it was buckled into the round frame.

In order to save the time of using the ability, Atsushi Nakajima, who canceled the ability in mid-air, widened his eyes: "This is also okay?!"

As we all know, the unified posture of the lucky cat is to raise one hand to say hello, because it has maintained this movement just now, and they thought that its hands and feet could not change.

How do you know that people are too lazy to move!

Years of fighting experience allowed Verlaine to react quickly. He and Atsushi Nakajima had established a tacit understanding in the long-term training, and he immediately shouted: "Leave the ball alone! Hide him!"

"is teacher!"

A streak of white lightning passed through his body. In order to maintain his sanity, he once again turned into a white tiger except for his head and torso.

——Fighted with the lucky cat!

Osamu Dazai looked at this scene: "This is a beckoning cat, isn't it Kung Fu Panda?"

After a staggered attack, Atsushi Nakajima sharp-eyedly caught Alice holding the bell behind the beckoning cat.

06

In the end, the second level ended with Alice knocking the bell into the round frame while taking advantage of the lucky cat's punch to blow Atsushi Nakajima into the air.

Atsushi Nakajima and Ogai Mori spent all their power time, and after the Lucky Cat disappeared, they lay together on the floor of the gymnasium.

Dazai gasped: "Chuya, how angry do you think Jasmine is..."

"Don't, don't talk to me." Zhong also couldn't speak, his whole body was sweating like he was fished out of the water, "Hello... hello..."

"I am handsome?"

Zhong also wanted to spit out a mouthful of blood: "Are you embarrassed! Keep pawing at me!"

07

In the third pass, they came to an empty space.

The clothes were changed again, this time into simple white trousers and long sleeves, which was quite refreshing.

"Everyone, are you resting now?" The black cat that appeared out of nowhere asked, looking at them curiously with glass bead eyes, "Don't worry, this game doesn't need so much exercise."

Mori Ogai, who had no one to care about and help in the last level, secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

But Luanbu was still a little sluggish. After all, you can't ask a person who can sit and never stand, and can lie and never sit, to cheer up quickly after such a long training.

This can be worth the amount of exercise he does for a year.

No, after you go out, you must tell the president that Luanbu is determined to sell miserably, and maybe you can get a few compliments.

Luna lingered between them to make sure everyone was okay, and said, "Then shall I announce the rules of this level?"

"Wait a minute." Mori Ogai interrupted him, "I forgot to ask, how many levels are there?"

"There are five levels in total, and now it's the third level."

"Thank you."

The childlike voice began to preach the rules again: "The name of the game in this level is Caged Bird. The rule of the game is that everyone sits in the center with their eyes blindfolded in turn, and then the puppet will turn around behind you and sing the nursery rhyme of Caged Bird. , please guess the puppet standing behind you after singing the nursery rhyme, and you will win."

Four puppets suddenly appeared in the space, with only a round head and a cylindrical body, and their names were marked on the torso.

Dazai asked, "What is the punishment for failure?"

"I will die." The black cat said something horrifying with a cute face, "Maybe it was hit to death by hitting its head on the ground, or maybe the left and right feet were pulled away from opposite directions by the puppets, causing the whole person to be split in half , it all depends on the nature of the puppet."

"Then, I wish you all success in the game!"

Luna disappeared again.

Luanbu murmured: "You young lady, you are really bad."

Zhong also stared at him: "Little rascal, don't talk nonsense, keep your mouth shut."

It's not sure who is older than who, Luanbu snorted angrily.

After the previous two levels of common adversity and experience of clearing the level, their temporary team quickly cultivated a tacit understanding, seeing the four strange-looking puppets floating towards them——

They exchanged glances with each other, and Verlaine directly pressed them into the ground with supernatural powers, and then kicked their heads to pieces!

You can't spin around or sing, let's see how you play!

Akutagawa finally recovered a bit: "Ahem... what shall we do next?"

Luna's voice suddenly echoed in the space: "It doesn't matter if the puppet is damaged, everyone must complete the caged bird game to pass the level meow."

and many more.

It is known that a caged bird requires at least four people to sing songs in a circle around the middle person.

They've already destroyed the NPCs, and there's only—

Luanbu, who saw through everything, was the first to sit cross-legged on the ground, covering his eyes: "I'll come first, no one is allowed to fight! Well, you can choose four more people to come out and sing the bird in the cage for me!"

The author has something to say: It’s not over yet, I’ll finish writing the postmortem today!Be sure to finish!

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