Dazai is so cute

"Well~ Anyway, this kid is not a threat," Edogawa Ranpo finally concluded, "You should stay at the detective agency until you go back~ Anyway, you have nowhere to go."

Mr. Ranpo is heartbroken.

Osamu Dazai puffed his cheeks, put his hands on his forehead and sighed: "...I always feel that my attendance rate will be bad."

"That can't be helped, you are unlucky." Edogawa spread his hands in disorder, "Ah, yes, anyway, you are all Dazai, so why not let this child live in Dazai's room."

Osamu Dazai: "Huh?"

Wu Zhenzai: "Mr. Ranpo?!"

The black-haired man was full of disgust: "I don't live with men!"

"Because I can't let this child live alone." Kunikida Doppo's initial affection for Osamu Dazai is not low - after all, there is a guy who compares with him by his side, "This child is only 17 years old, and he is still in front of the port mafia Show your face..."

And the skill is not necessarily very good.

Dazai Crispy Mage Zhi: ...? ? ?

Butaizai struggled to his death: "Then it's okay to live with Kunikida-kun, right? I don't want to bring children!"

"Kunikida is not suitable~" Edogawa Ranbu said, "We can't let him live with Atsushi, right? The two children will be in a hurry, and Atsushi is a newcomer, so it is not suitable."

Wu Jingzai curled his lips: "...so you have already decided why you are asking me."

The man sighed, looked at Osamu Dazai, and threw him the key in his pocket.

Edogawa patted Osamu Dazai on the shoulder in a random way: "Then Dazai will be counting on you~ Zhikun~!"

Osamu Dazai: ...so I'm a free babysitter?

But there is no way, after all, he is penniless now, and even his mobile phone is left in the desk drawer.

The boy nodded obediently: "I see."

Then he stretched out his hand towards Wu Jingzai: "Wallet."

Wu Zhenzai flipped his bangs: "I accidentally lost it when I entered the water~"

Osamu Dazai couldn't help but widen his eyes: "Enter..."

"Ahh!!" Kunikida Doppo hastily interrupted Osamu Dazai, took out three [-]-yuan bills from his wallet and stuffed them into his hands, turned around and pressed Butei on the head hard, gnashing his teeth.

"Don't say this in front of minors, you bastard Dazai!"

"It hurts QAQ?! It's too much, Kunikida-kun~"

Osamu Dazai, who is a favorite of the group no matter where he is: Maomao tilts his head.jpg

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"...Wow."

Opening the door of the apartment, Osamu Dazai couldn't help sighing when he saw the 'tragedy' in front of him.

The living room is empty except for a coffee table, on which there are a lot of opened canned crab meat; the kitchen utensils are not even opened, and there are mineral water and a few eggs that are almost past the expiration date in the refrigerator .

There are no other excessive decorations, and it looks exactly like a model room.

…this familiar sense of sight.

Osamu Dazai sighed while leaning on his forehead, then turned around and grabbed Buteizai, the wrist under his palm was so slender that it was even tight.

"?" Wu Jingzai frowned, "What are you doing?"

Osamu Dazai looked directly at Buteizai, and it was true because he knew how to deal with Zaike creatures: "You are obviously older than me, and taller than me, but you are actually thinner than me. It looks like you haven't eaten well or rested well. .”

"So where is the nearest supermarket, take me there."

Wu Zhenzai was silent for a while, looking at the pair of kite eyes that were exactly the same as his own, the clear and bright eyes made him a little embarrassed.

The man looked away and sighed: "Okay, anyway, it's Kunikida-kun's money."

Osamu Dazai couldn't help showing half-moon eyes.

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"Hey... isn't it too much?"

Looking at the vegetables, beef, flour, rice, and various seasonings in the shopping cart, Buteizai felt a headache.

"Speaking of which, can you cook?"

"I will."

Even if you don't know it at first, you will get used to it if you live alone for a long time.Moreover, after becoming a king, all kinds of knowledge will be instilled in the brain, including the knowledge of cooking.

So Osamu Dazai really knows how to cook, and he does a good job, even though Nakahara Nakahara usually takes care of him.

"I see that there are still a few cans of crab meat on the coffee table. In the evening, I will eat crab croquettes, pork with scallions, tofu and cabbage soup, and rice as the staple food!" After a few words, he decided on the menu, and Osamu Dazai glanced at Butei Jae, put a carton of milk in the shopping cart.

"Need to buy some eggs..."

Buteizai looked at Osamu Dazai, silently pushed the shopping cart behind the boy, and then handed over a card.

"Thirty thousand is probably not enough, give it."

Osamu Dazai looked at the familiar black card in his hand, put the card away without saying anything.

...Sorry, Chuya over here.

After paying the bill with Nakahara Chuya's black card, Osamu Dazai and Buteizai went back to the apartment with two big bags.

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Take off your school uniform jacket and roll up your sleeves.First, he quickly tidied up the kitchen, took out all the kitchen utensils, washed them clean, opened a new pot, and Osamu Dazai, who was about to cook, remembered something and poked his head out.

"Mr. Dazai, please clear the coffee table!"

Buteizai, who was already paralyzed on the lazy sofa (newly bought) and didn't want to move at all:......

Still got up obediently, and tidied up the coffee table resignedly.

duo duo duo -

There was a fairly rhythmic sound of cutting vegetables in the kitchen, and after ten minutes, the smell of fried meat came out.

Butaizai was lying on the sofa, looking sideways at Dazai Osamu's back, pretending to be casual and asking: "Speaking of which, what is your supernatural ability called?"

Unexpectedly, Osamu Dazai replied: "I don't have supernatural powers."

Wu Jingzai was really stunned: "Huh?"

"Ahh... I am an outsider for the time being. I am similar to a person with supernatural powers, but not the same." Osamu Dazai looked at the croquettes in the oil pan, and said, "People with supernatural abilities are born, but people with supernatural abilities The outsiders are acquired. I didn’t have any abilities before, but I have the ability to [decompose] when the new semester begins.”

Wu Detective Zai's eyes were slightly closed: "You are sincere~ Is it okay to tell me the truth about your ability?"

On the contrary, Osamu Dazai looked over suspiciously: "Aren't you a member of the Armed Detective Agency? It's nothing to tell you. Besides, what can I hide about this kind of thing?"

Dazai really thought so.

After all, even if others know the detailed information about the ability, they will still be unable to defeat what should be defeated.

The power and intelligence of the king are not equal.Even the weakest 'Colorless' can easily defeat a hundred.

Wu Jingzai moved his lips and smiled lowly: "Don't trust others too much."

"Then Mr. Dazai is not trustworthy?" Osamu Dazai asked.

Wu Jingzai laughed: "Believe in me is the biggest mistake, another me."

"Really?" Osamu Dazai was unmoved, "I still believe in myself."

"After all, if you don't even believe what you say, who else will believe it?"

Knowing that he was talking about himself, Wu Zhenzai didn't answer, he just smiled lightly, and changed the subject as if nothing had happened: "Isn't it alright~ I'm starving to death!"

"How could it be so fast." Knowing that Buteizai didn't want to talk about this matter, Dazai Osamu didn't continue to ask, "The rice hasn't been cooked yet, just wait."

Butei Zai lazily said "Okay~" and then looked at the ceiling.

"Hey."

Osamu Dazai said casually, "Why?"

"Do you have the name of your ability?" Wu Zhenzai looked at the back of his hand and asked softly.

"...It's not so much the name, it's better to say the ability itself." Osamu Dazai paused, knowing what Buteizai wanted to know, and didn't hide it, "My ability is [construction and decomposition], which can break down different abilities, It can also decompose various entities, and can convert the decomposed matter into other things."

"Wow, that's really amazing." Wu Zhenzai said without emotion, his eyes slightly closed.

...It's not [Disqualification], that would be really nice.

The author has something to say:

Main World Detective Agency: This is a rare beast!Be protected!

Wu Zhenzai: I'm not saying I'm envious, hum.

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The two blacks in the main world are partners. www As for whether there is love... Guess (*/ω＼*)?