Dazai is so cute

The crimson locomotive roared to a stop in front of a Japanese-style house, and a young man in a black top hat walked over the wall familiarly, and met a tall man face to face.

Zhong Yuan also raised his hand: "Yo."

"...What, it's you." The man with the combed back scratched his hair and shouted into the room, "Master Goddess, Huang Ba vomited."

After a while, footsteps were heard in the house, and a goddess with pink curly hair and a girlish appearance pushed open the sliding door: "Ah! Xiaohuang! Long time no see!"

Nakahara Chuya raised his forehead: "So don't call me by that name..."

What the hell is 'Xiaohuang'!

"Xiao Huang is Xiao Huang~" Ebisu Xiaofu had a bright smile on his face, "But what happened, it's really rare that you come here~"

Dahei said in a timely manner: "Go in and talk."

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"There are more monsters in Yokohama?"

Ebisu Xiaofu held a teacup: "Speaking of which... recently there have been more monsters in the Tokyo area..."

"Tokyo too?" Nakahara Chuya frowned.

"Well, we will find a way to solve the monster issue here~" Ebisu Xiaofu held his face, "Xiaohuang is not a god now~ so it's better not to get too involved with 'here' things."

"I know." Zhongyuan Zhong also rubbed between his brows wearily, "If my child hadn't been targeted, do you think I would come over?"

"Okay~too much~" Ebisu Xiaofu puffed up his face, and then became interested in the children in Chuya Nakahara, "Have you adopted a child again?"

"...It's true that I liked sex in the past, but Xiaofu, you said it as if I was a strange uncle." Zhong Yuanzhong also took out his mobile phone and turned on the screen.

"Here."

On the screen of the phone, lying sideways on the brown sofa was a petite boy with black curly hair.

He was wearing Totoro pajamas, holding a mackerel pillow in his arms, red marks were pressed on his fair face, exquisite facial features, and pampered skin at first glance, which showed that this child was raised in the palm of his hand.

But Yebisu Xiaofu's pupils constricted when he saw this photo.

Nakahara didn't notice Ebisu Xiaofu's strangeness: "This kid is 15 years old this year. This is the photo I took when he was 14 years old."

"........."

Ebisu Xiaofu and Dahei were silent.

"Xiaohuang," Ebisu Xiaofu blinked, "this child is so cute ~ what's his name?"

"...What do you want to do?" Nakahara Chuya looked suspiciously at Ebisu Xiaofu, and the other party looked back innocently, "This kid's name is Xiuzhi."

"...Shuji Tsushima?"

"Yes..." Zhong Yuan raised his eyebrows, "You know?"

You know what to ask me for.

Ebisu Xiaofu moved his lips, and smiled as always: "Then Xiaohuang must protect him~"

"???" Zhong Yuanzhong looked at her in confusion.

"Are you staying or going back today?" Dahei asked.

"Stay here." Nakahara didn't pay attention to Ebisu Xiaofu anymore, "I'm going to the library to check some things."

"I see, I'll take you there."

After Dahei took Zhongya away, Ebisu Xiaofu sighed slowly.

500 years ago, Xiao Xiuzhi died unexpectedly, and Xiao Huang directly changed from a patron saint to a fierce god - he destroyed an entire city, and no longer protected any human beings, because the person Xiao Huang most wanted to protect... is no longer there.

Then, in order to find Xiao Xiuzhi, Xiaohuang traveled all over the hell, and finally decided to reincarnate, but he didn't expect... In the process of becoming a human, he lost all the memories about Xiao Xiuzhi.

"...I didn't expect Xiao Xiuzhi and Xiao Huang to be together."

This is probably...fate.

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Stepping into the range of the red maple forest, the leaves under his feet made a crackling sound.Shuji Tsushima, who was wearing a red scarf, was stopped by Huang Ba.

The red-haired god took off his white scarf and replaced Shuji Tsushima's red scarf.

"?" Shuji Tsushima was quite puzzled, "Why?"

"...the red ones don't look good."

Araba put the white scarf around Shuji Tsushima, his tone was flat.

"...?" Shuji Tsushima tilted his head and muttered softly.

"I think it looks pretty...?"

In fact, it's really pretty.

The red color matched the skin very well, and it also brought a little red light to Shuji Tsushima's pale face.

But...Huangba didn't like it.

He didn't like the way Shuji Tsushima wore the red scarf, for no reason.

The pain in his heart made Huang Batu frowned slightly.

Shuji Tsushima held Huangba Tuo's hand: "My lord, where is your friend?"

— the pain stopped.

Huang Ba Tu slightly clenched the little hand in his palm, and relaxed his expression: "It's almost here."

After walking for about 5 minutes, Shuji Tsushima saw a pink-haired girl in a pink kimono standing at the end of the road, waving happily at them.

"Xiaohuang~"

Tsushima Shuji paused for a second after noticing Huang Ba's vomit, and joked: "Hey~ So God has such a cute nickname~"

Huang Ba vomited helplessly: "...Xiu Zhi."

"Hey~"

Shuji Tsushima stuck out his tongue and ran up to the pink-haired girl.

"Hello~"

"Hello~" The girl cupped her cheeks, "I didn't expect Xiao Huang to bring a child to see us~"

"Just on the way." Huang Ba took a step forward, "I plan to take Xiuzhi around."

"I'm Shuji Tsushima," Shuji Tsushima bowed, "It's our first time meeting you, my beautiful goddess~!"

"So cute~!" The goddess couldn't hold back and rubbed Shuji Tsushima's hair with her hands. The moment she touched it, the purple pupils slightly widened.

…well?Is it a human child?Isn't it an artifact?

"Xiaofu." Noticing his friend's stupefaction, Huang Batu explained, "Xiuzhi is a human being."

Ebisu Kofuku and Araba stared wide-eyed.

That's it?Gone?

The goddess directly raised her forehead: "Really...Xiaohuang, your explanation is better than not explaining."

Tsushima Shuji directly covered his stomach and laughed: "Master Shenming is really a natural fool~!"

When he had laughed enough, he explained to the goddess as he walked: "I was a sacrifice pushed out by the villagers, and I was taken away by the gods during the offering~"

"That's it~" Ebisu Xiaofu glanced at Tsushima Shuji, and said with a smile, "Then Xiao Shuji, my Dahei has prepared delicious snacks~ Let's eat together?"

This child must be very important to Xiaohuang, right?

dessert!

Shuji Tsushima's eyes lit up all of a sudden.

After all, the food cooking of the Warring States Period... That's it. Although imported products have entered the country, the cooking methods are boiled and roasted. Shuji Tsushima, who has been adopted by modern tastes, is only slightly interested in dim sum of this era.

Dessert...?

Looking at the little flowers sprouting from Shuji Tsushima's body, Huang Batu thought.

Wait and ask Dahei for advice.

The author has something to say:

Huangba vomits: (in the middle of learning the craft)

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Mengmengzai: The snacks made by Zhongye are delicious!

Chuya: Today's dim sum portion is too high, be careful of tooth decay.

Meng Meng Zai: A bolt from the blue.jpg