What bad thoughts can Xueshen have?

Luo Xiao was very eager for this bottle of water, so longing that before Chi Yue left, he reached out to pick it up and unscrewed the cap to start tossing.

After half a bottle of water was down, Luo Xiao rubbed his mouth with the back of his hand nonchalantly, feeling that the sandwich stuck in his throat had finally entered his stomach, and he let out a comfortable sigh.

Chi Yue looked down at his movement, no matter how he looked at it, he thought it was funny, he didn't think Luo Xiao was trying to save him face, probably it was purely because he needed to drink water.

Thinking of this, Chi Yue was a little annoyed. If he didn't hand him the water just now, he just held it and passed him in front of him, waiting for Luo Xiao's expectant eyes to follow his steps, and then tried his best to please himself and asked for a bottle Water might make him feel happier.

But now, all the water is drunk.

"Can I sit next to you? After all, I only know you." Chi Yue asked.

Eloquent and expressive, take the initiative to show weakness.

Others say that people can eat people with a soft mouth, so Luo Xiao should show some face after drinking his water, right?

"No." Luo Xiao said.

Chi Yue: "Huh?"

Luo Xiao said: "This is Cao Zhuo's position, he and I have always been at the same table."

Clear and plausible.

Chi Yue knew that not only would Luo Xiao not be soft-spoken, but he would also not be soft-hearted.

Chi Yue almost wanted to discuss it with him. This kind of tablemate can choose to let down when it should be let down. Changing to a fresh tablemate will help the enthusiasm for learning.

But Chi Yue can't say it now. After getting along with him last night and today, Chi Yue feels that the way Luo Xiao treats his friends is a bit numerical. When the favorability does not reach a certain passing line, Luo Xiao will refuse any discussion from others without hesitation. .

Chi Yue chose to give in and sat in the seat behind Luo Xiao.

Anyway, with his height, nine times out of ten he is also the last row.

Just when he was about to sit down, the weird atmosphere in the class just now changed suddenly, and everyone clapped the table together: "Cao Zhuo! Cao Zhuo! Welcome Cao Zhuo."

Chi Yue even saw that Luo Xiao in the front row also joined in the heckling.

He was a little speechless for a while, such a sly behavior doesn't fit Luo Xiao's temperament at all, okay?

However, in the whole class, except for Chi Yue, no one thought there was anything wrong with the others. They had called Cao Zhuo and Yuan Su, Yuan Su and Qian Lecheng, and they never tired of it.

The three of them should live in the same dormitory, which means that they are inseparable, and they enter the classroom front and rear.

Like a leader, Cao Zhuo raised his hand and drew two strokes in the void, signaling everyone to keep a low profile, then returned to his seat with dignity, and then Yuan Su, who was wearing an official smile, entered the arena, put his hand on his lower abdomen, Nodding in all directions, and finally Qian Lecheng, who applauded himself amidst the sound of slapping the table, entered the classroom.

The movements of the three were natural and calm, as if they had practiced many times.

Chi Yue suddenly realized that this set of procedures was carried out in this way.

learned learned.

I am often out of tune with you because I am not sand sculpting enough.

After Cao Zhuo was seated, he threw a stack of papers on Luo Xiao's desk. Luo Xiao looked at him puzzled. This gesture was too rude. Although he was an old friend who had known him since wearing diapers, Luo Xiao treated him like this. Xiao will still feel very sad.

Cao Zhuo began to grind his molars.

Luo Xiao said, "Did you not sleep well last night?"

Cao Zhuo's teeth were almost crushed.

Cao Zhuo was almost trying not to hit anyone, he said, "Xiao'er, do you know the words written on your test paper?"

Luo Xiao: "Huh?"

Cao Zhuo said that he was about to cry, "Our brothers thought that getting your test paper meant getting the standard answer, and they didn't dare to copy it before it was dark, for fear of being snatched by the classmates who slept together, and locked it in the dead of night. At the door of the dormitory, we took out your test paper, good guy, the three of us, six heads and six eyes combined, couldn’t figure out what you wrote. When you wrote the test paper, you let your fat man climb up ?!"

Luo Xiao still did not forget to correct him: "You three have three heads."

Cao Zhuo didn't care what Luo Xiao said. In order not to spoil the atmosphere he created, he pointed to his eyes and burst into tears, "Did you see our dark circles? The three of us fought until five o'clock in the morning to finish writing. We slept for an hour and a half, we were so miserable!"

Miserable, such as weeping and complaining.

Chi Yue shook his head when he heard that.

Chi Yue saw the three of them take over Luo Xiao's stack of test papers yesterday, like the head of internal affairs holding an imperial decree, and smiled brightly.

But who could have imagined what would happen to them next?

Oh, Luo Xiao can think of it.

Chi Yue looked at Luo Xiao, wondering how he would answer.

Luo Xiao: "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't expect you to be illiterate."

Cao Zhuo couldn't bear it anymore: "Is that a word for you?!"

He pointed to a line of writing and asked, "Tell me, what is this?"

Luo Xiao glanced at it, then remained silent for two seconds and said, "Because g(x)=rlnx-ax+1(r>0)."

Cao Zhuo was dumbfounded.

Holy crap, do you really know each other?Can he still recognize the dog crawling characters?

Luo Xiao pursed his lips, with a serious expression on his face, hiding his achievements and fame.

Chi Yue raised his head to look at the line of words that Cao Zhuo pointed to... He said that the dog crawled a bit to spoil the dog's paw. He suspected that Luo Xiao didn't recognize what he wrote at all. The two seconds is the best proof.

The short welcome ceremony in the morning ended when the head teacher entered the classroom. The head teacher in a neat suit walked into the classroom, and his thinning hair was polished with pomade. Chi Yue heard Qian Lecheng beside him say : "Dude, did you see that, this is the highest reception image of our head teacher, the last time I saw it was the second year of high school."

Chi Yue nodded knowingly. In this class, not only the students are abnormal, but the teacher also seems to be abnormal.

However, all can be overcome.

The class teacher Chen Zuozhou stroked his tie, then puffed out his chest and inhaled his stomach, and smiled kindly at the students under the podium, "Students, long time no see."

Everyone has indifferent faces.

This is not right, Chi Yue tilted his head and asked Qian Lecheng in a low voice, "Is this how you treat the class teacher?"

Qian Lecheng was shaking his legs to count the beats for himself, and he didn't know what he was thinking. Hearing this, he said indifferently: "He is not in the right state, everyone dare not answer."

Chi Yue didn't understand. He had never been in such a strange class before.

In the next second, Chen Zuozhou showed a "sinister" smile, and asked his soul: "Have you finished your summer homework yet?"

It's amazing how quickly it changes.

"Written-done-done-" with one voice, everyone was very proud.

Chen Zuozhou was a little surprised. The speed was obviously wrong. Several of their teachers specially discussed and arranged according to the amount that the students could not complete. It was just to make things difficult for the students at the beginning of the semester, and to reap the bitterness and hatred from them for not completing their homework. Then Take this opportunity to educate this group of youngsters well, and let them study hard from the beginning of the third year of high school.

Unreasonable, it's totally unreasonable.

Chen Zuozhou frowned: "Did you copy your homework?"

Everyone shook their heads, "No-yes-"

Still with one voice.

Chen Zuozhou had no choice but to grit his teeth secretly, "Then hand in all the homework. If I find that you are equally as wrong, then don't blame me for being rude!"

Qian Lecheng looked at Chen Zuozhou, turned his head to Chi Yue and said, "Look, ginger is still old and spicy."

The atmosphere in the class was tense for a moment, and then there were chattering voices, and they were whispering to themselves to copy the previous link of the homework to confirm whether the source of the answer was safe.

In the restlessness, no one handed in their homework, Chen Zuozhou was very proud to appreciate the expressions of everyone in the class, his eyes scanned everyone's faces in turn, and the old god was there.

No student can escape from his grasp.

Eh?What happened to Luo Xiao?

Chen Zuozhou's eyes fell on Luo Xiao. Luo Xiao didn't know anything. He was tearing off the wrapping paper on the mineral water bottle, carefully and seriously.

"Okay, hand in your homework!" Chen Zuozhou said, looking back.

Still no one moved, eyes kept meeting in the classroom, no one wanted to be that No.1.

As a good boy in the new era, Cao Zhuo felt that it was time for him to sacrifice himself for others.

He elbowed Luo Xiao who was still struggling to pick out the wrapping paper beside him with his elbow, "Xiao'er, the head teacher is calling you to hand in your homework."

Luo Xiao stopped what he was doing, looked up at Chen Zuozhou who was waiting for everyone to throw himself into the net, said "Oh", got up and walked to the podium with the stack of test papers written in dog-climbing characters that even dogs could not understand. Put the test paper on the podium, and then nodded to Chen Zuozhou very politely.

The students looked at the calm Luo Xiao and cast grateful glances at Cao Zhuo.

Chen Zuozhou picked up Luo Xiao's homework. He is a math teacher, so he naturally read the math homework, but when he saw the test paper, his eyelids twitched twice.

Chen Zuozhou stopped Luo Xiao who was about to go back to his seat, and his tone was a bit indescribable, "Luo Xiao, what are you writing?"

Luo Xiao turned around, a little puzzled, and suddenly he said, "Oh, by the way, teacher, I got three questions wrong in my ten test papers, please help me find them."

Chen Zuozhou:? ? ?

Luo Xiao: "Last time you said that you would easily get sleepy after marking my test paper without any mistakes, so this time I specially wrote three wrong questions to refresh the teacher."

Chen Zuozhou's face gradually changed color.

What he said last time was clearly: Luo Xiao, although your writing is correct, but the handwriting is too sloppy, making it easy for the teacher to feel sleepy.

Luo Xiao was obedient and sweet, "Thank you, teacher, for your hard work."

The anger welling up in Chen Zuozhou's head was instantly like a balloon that had been punctured.

Chen Zuozhou took the stack of test papers, sighed, and waved his hand, "Go back to your seat, sit back, and write more neatly next time."

Luo Xiao nodded, "Okay, I will remember next time."

Cao Zhuo leaned back on the back table, looked at Luo Xiao who was still out of shape, and said, "Ban Dao Chen is really a god."

Chi Yue at the back table also nodded silently when he heard the words. Anyone who could understand the font on Luo Xiao's test paper was a god, let alone made a mistake.

Chen Zuozhou must be a master at finding faults.

Seeing that Chen Zuozhou was still reading Luo Xiao's test paper, frowning so much that he could kill a fly, the other students in the class felt that the opportunity had come, and rushed forward, losing their homework and running away, for fear that their test paper would appear on the top floor.

Although dying early and dying late is death, but who doesn't want to live another day?

In a blink of an eye, a thick stack of test papers was piled up on the podium, and some unsteady ones were carried by the flow of air to fly in the sky. The scene was quite spectacular.