What bad thoughts can Xueshen have?

After Chen Zuozhou heard the good news, he was very happy, his face glowed as if he had a second spring.

When he learned that on the first day of school, Chi Yue had already created the conditions by himself. Go on stage again and give a more comprehensive self-introduction.

Chi Yue had no choice but to go up to the stage again. The chalk writing was sonorous and forceful. In just two words, he wrote with a posture of engulfing mountains and rivers. Chen Zuozhou couldn't help nodding, "Bonus points for beautiful words, good deeds, good deeds."

As he spoke, he looked down the podium and said, "Luo Xiao, look at this word."

Luo Xiao looked up, the words on the blackboard were sharp and sharp, and they were indeed a little bit better than the usual Goupeng fonts that he couldn't recognize.

After Chi Yue finished writing, he licked his lips, and felt a little embarrassed facing the melon-eating crowd in the audience.

After all, none of the classmates who are familiar with him in the audience came to listen to the next self-introduction with the mentality of being familiar with him. If you serve them some melon seed tea now, it is time to cock your legs Woke up.

Chi Yue's words stuck in his throat, and he regained his emotions, and under Chen Zuozhou's expectant eyes, he opened his mouth.

Before the words were spoken, Qian Lecheng roared flatly: "Okay, well said!"

The sound of thunder made Chi Yue almost stagger in fright.

Everyone froze for a moment, then applauded and echoed.

Chi Yue: ...

Chi Yue: I haven't said a word yet, what a cutie!

Chi Yue twisted the tip of the chalk, and smashed it at Qian Lecheng with lightning speed. Who knew that Qian Lecheng had experienced many battles, so he quickly dodged sideways, grabbed the corner of Luo Xiao's clothes at the front table, and directly threw Luo Xiao As a shield.

Luo Xiao was holding the pen and wanted to listen to Chi Yue's self-introduction as the background music for answering the question, but he was caught off guard and the pen fell to the ground, and the other person tilted uncontrollably and fell on Cao Zhuo's soft arm, My forehead hurts.

The chalk tip hit Luo Xiao's head impartially.

Luo Xiao came back to his senses, he raised his eyes, and looked at the people on the podium with a pair of clear eyes.

Chi Yue: ...

Chi Yue swallowed, looking at Luo Xiao's unhappy face, he didn't want to introduce himself now, he just wanted to go down and coax the child who was accidentally injured by him, and then blow Qian Lecheng's head off.

Obviously Cao Zhuo was at the table in front of him, and it would be easier to pull it up as a shield, so he insisted on pulling Luo Xiao.

Chi Yue saw that "I want to raise the knife" was written all over Luo Xiao's face, and quickly took out the part of self-introduction and said it again. He was about to step down when he was stopped by Chen Zuozhou.

Chen Zuozhou said: "This is too simple, just say a few more words to let the students understand you more deeply, for example, what sports do you like, what hobbies do you usually have, and even what kind of girls you like, you can share them. "

As soon as this topic came up, the students in the audience started to boo, as if Chi Yue would lose his virginity if he said it.

Chi Yue had no choice but to retreat to the podium. Out of the corner of his eye, he saw Luo Xiao rubbing his forehead. He recalled whether he hated Qian Lecheng too much just now and smashed the chalk tip too hard.

"I don't have any favorite sports." Chi Yue said, his eyes naturally fell on Luo Xiao, "I usually like to smooth the cat's fur and feed the cat."

"Oh, I'm still a cat slave." A girl whispered.

That's right, Chi Yue nodded and stopped talking.

Seeing that he didn't speak, the students under the podium reminded: "There are still standards for choosing a spouse, so let's talk about it!"

Chi Yue was a little speechless, isn't this the self-introduction of a transfer student?What are the criteria for choosing a mate? It's not a big stage for a blind date.

Chi Yue looked at Chen Zuozhou, obviously wanting Chen Zuozhou to stop this farce.

Unexpectedly, the unreliable head teacher smiled and looked at him, "Since everyone is curious, you can talk about it. The concept of love is a problem that adolescent children should look directly at."

Chi Yue remembered that Qian Lecheng had told him that the teacher in front of him could do the thing of closing the door for everyone to recognize their relatives when the first year of high school started.

As expected of the legendary senior teacher who made the students who met for the first time become half-brothers and half-siblings.

Think about the class in the past. The head teacher in menopause is very irritable every day. Sometimes he stands by the window of the classroom gloomyly, sometimes he moves behind you, and he is caught off guard. If he comes twice more, he will leave the psychological shadow of his student days. As for The matter of falling in love is simply not allowed to be mentioned, but whenever you hear the word love, it must be in the school announcement broadcast.

Chi Yue cleared his throat, and said seriously and solemnly: "As for the selection criteria of a love partner, the one I like must be the best."

"Damn it, master of love, I've learned this scumbag."

"Oh, it seems that I haven't met yet, the sisters sitting here still have a chance." A girl said.

"Is there no one who is tempted? Brother Chi is worthy of being the first person in the grade, and he is not moved by beauty."

"Shh, shut up, don't mention being number one in the grade, if it makes us Xiaoshen unhappy, it will be so painful."

Countless whispers combined into a noisy class like a vegetable market. Chi Yue looked at Chen Zuozhou. Chen Zuozhou was obviously satisfied with the atmosphere, and nodded to signal Chi Yue to go down.

When Chi Yue returned to his seat, the first thing he did was to poke the back of the front table. Now he could accurately find out which part of Luo Xiao's back was the most sensitive, the one that could make Luo Xiao shrink back reflexively.

"Huh?" Luo Xiao turned around, "Is there something wrong?"

Chi Yue looked at his forehead, a small spot turned red, and Chi Yue almost reached out to touch it, but at least he held it back.

"Does it hurt? Let me rub it for you?" Chi Yue said.

Luo Xiao asked him back: "Kneading is useful?"

That tone, that demeanor, seemed to mean that if you don't stick out the dog's head and let me smash it, this matter will not end so easily.

Chi Yue said with a smile: "Then what should I do? I'll avenge you after class. You can mention it. You said you want Qian Lecheng to flourish, but I will never let him flourish."

Qian Lecheng beside him smiled, "Give up, you won't be able to catch me. I have two good buddies who will cover me, and I will be nicknamed Little Loach."

Chi Yue scolded with a smile: "Fuck you, look at my Xiaoxiao's head is red, with such a pretty face, won't your conscience be condemned?"

Qian Lecheng shook his head, "Xiaoshen suffers a little pain and injury, it's pitiful, if I get hit on the head, it's called disfigurement, do you understand? Besides, wasn't it you who hit people? What does it matter, Chi Yue, you are dishonest, you have learned how to bring disasters to the east."

Qian Lecheng followed suit, and Luo Xiao's eyes just fell on Chi Yue, waiting for Chi Yue to give him an explanation.

Seeing this, Chi Yue poked his head forward, and next to Luo Xiao's ear, he said in a voice that was only the two of them: "Go back to the dormitory and let you make up for it. I won't resist, okay?"

Luo Xiao pursed his lips, the corners of his mouth slightly raised, and put on the familiar camouflage mask. When Chi Yue saw this appearance, he felt bad.

This time, will Luo Xiao take advantage of his looks to pretend to be weak, pitiful and helpless, or play a straight ball and directly expose the seemingly vague seduction of Luo Xiao in his words and execute him publicly?

These two paths do not seem to be a good destination.

Chi Yue was rarely a little nervous, because he knew that no matter what Luo Xiao did, he would be the one to admit it unconditionally.

Then, Chi Yue saw Luo Xiao move. He picked up a thick book, and quickly slapped Qian Lecheng and him hard on the head.

The rain and dew are evenly applied, and even the strength is very balanced.

Chi Yue: ...

Qian Lecheng: "Damn it, it hurts so much!"

There were two bangs, even in this slightly noisy classroom, it was still very obvious.

With gazes from all directions covering them like spider webs, Chi Yue touched his forehead, and his mind was blank for a moment.

Qian Lecheng next to him covered his head and sold miserably, Cao Zhuo was shocked when he returned, and asked Luo Xiao if his hands hurt when he hit someone.

Qian Lecheng watched Cao Zhuo immediately observe the appearance of Luo Xiao's hand, and couldn't stop the pain in his heart, "Good brother, do you love my brother so much?"

After beating the two people behind him, Luo Xiao felt at ease. He hid his achievements and fame, and before everyone's eyes turned, he turned around and sat down, with a face that said "it has nothing to do with me".

How could Chi Yue let Luo Xiao escape easily, he poked Luo Xiao's back.

Being poked at a sensitive spot on the back again, Luo Xiao said in his heart that the blow was light just now.

Luo Xiao leaned back, "Anything else?"

He didn't want his current obedient persona to collapse at all.

Chi Yue said: "What should I do, Xiaoshen, I have a headache and I was short-circuited by you. Are you going to be responsible for me to the end?"

The "polite" Luo Xiao didn't turn his head, leaving Chi Yue with a cold back.

Flash forward to the fortnight, and the welcome party was put on the agenda, and the students of the attached high school were more or less restless, and various versions of the performance list were circulated.

Chi Yue saw in the school forum more than once: Luo Xiao performing magic, Luo Xiao performing stage plays, Luo Xiao performing rap.

What's even more outrageous is that there are rumors that Luo Xiao is going to do a pole dance.

The person who came up with this show, let's not talk about whether it can convince everyone, but the imagination is enough to convince Chi Yue.

It can be said that how bold a person is, how sexy Luo Xiao is.

As for this forum, Chi Yue has almost become used to it, going in every now and then for a stroll, and the students from the attached high school always bring him countless surprises.

Several times when he was in the dormitory, he dragged Luo Xiao to read some posts. At that time, Luo Xiao's expression...

How should I put it, very happy, very gratified.

It's almost like "You must maintain such a mentality of loving melons, continue the good habit of browsing the forum, and degenerate a little more every day, so that I can surpass you next time" written on the face.

Bad intentions are straightforward, so cute that Chi Yue always wants to do something to him.

Also in the past few days, Liu Xue ran in front of Luo Xiao a few times a day, frantically brushing her face, reminding Luo Xiao that it is time to prepare. Although you can bewitch people with your beauty, the students in our class still hope You can captivate audiences with talent.

Luo Xiao understood, and very understandingly went to the musical instrument room where he was studying.

But Chi Yue, who sometimes followed him to think about being a first-hand audience, knew that when Luo Xiao went, he would rarely move the instruments in the room. He just hugged the book and sat in the corner of the music classroom, spending his evening self-study attentively.