Come here, little orc, be cute
Chapter 113: One stroke, one kiss
Mi Zai looked at the man with tears in his eyes and said, "Mi Zai wants to be with Xiao Zai Zai."
No matter what, Mi Zaizai will not leave the cub to others to take care of, he must stay with the cub, otherwise the cub will be snatched away by other females.
Lei Hua smiled helplessly and said, "But the kindergarten only accepts children, so you can't accompany the little ones."
Mi Zai shook his head vigorously, refused to do it, and insisted on going with Xiao Zai Zai.
There are also kindergartens where parents go with their children, but Lei Hua is worried about letting Mi Zai go with her. What if she is bullied by those children? So many.
Now Lei Hua promised Mi Zai first: "Okay, you also go to kindergarten, so the head office will be fine."
Mi Zai was relieved, if he followed, he wouldn't have to worry about other females taking his cubs away.
At that time, Lei Hua might have to go to the kindergarten together, after all, these two idiots in his family are easy to be bullied.The rapid development of information in modern society has led to precocious human cubs, who can already understand a lot at the age of three or four, especially compared with the orcs like Mizhai who hide in the jungle with no information, Mizai may not even be able to understand the information of three or four-year-old kindergarteners. Children can't compare.
Lei Hua remembered that some time ago, he had taught Mi Zai some simple arithmetic and new words, but he couldn't teach him no matter what, Mi Zai could always forget it when he turned around, and sometimes he even forgot how to write his own name. At once
I only know the word Lei for Lei Hua.
Mi Zai has never seen new characters, any stroke is unfamiliar to him, and it is even more difficult to learn, so he can't be blamed for being stupid.Lei Hua wanted to teach Mi Zai some knowledge, so that he could adapt to the modern society and set a good example for the little Zai Zai.
Bored at home, with nothing to do, Lei Hua picked up the paper and pen, pressed Mi Zai on his lap, and learned to write hard.
Mizai really didn't want to learn, and struggled to get off the man.Lei Hua hugged Mi Zai's waist, not allowing him to move around: "Zai Zai, you learn first, and the little one will have to learn it later."
The man's arm was like an iron hoop, it was very tight, and he couldn't break free, so Mickey could only use other methods, hugging his little head with his small hands, pretending that his head hurt: "Mickey is not feeling well."
Seeing Mi Zai hugging his head, Lei Hua helped rub his temples: "What's the matter, do you have a headache?"
Mi Zai took advantage of the situation and shouted in cooperation: "Mi Zai hurts"
Lei Hua hurriedly carried Mi Zai to the bed to rest, with a worried expression on his face: Zai Zai, how does it hurt, tell me. "
Mi Zai didn't know how to describe it to the man, he just said it hurts monotonously. There's something wrong with your little cub.
After a while, Mi Zai stopped crying and said he wanted to rest.Lei Hua helped Mi Zai cover it with a small animal skin: "Zai Zai, go to sleep, I'll go dig some herbs nearby."
As soon as the man went out, Yahui, who was still pretending to be sick, got up
Play with the little lanterns that were previously woven from palm leaves.Lei Ye came back after digging the medicinal materials, and saw Mi Zai sitting on the blanket with a line of drool hanging from the corner of his mouth, concentrating on weaving small honeycombs with two palm leaves.
These weaving methods were all taught by Lei Hua, Mi Zai's students would not be able to learn a single word unless they were well-informed, but learning these weaving methods can be learned very quickly, just watch men weave a few times.
Lei Hua put the freshly dug herbs in the dustpan, waited for them to dry naturally, and then went to Mi Zai and asked: "Zai Zai, does your head still hurt, do you want me to make a bowl of medicinal soup for you to drink?"
Mi Zai sucked the line of saliva from the corner of his mouth into his mouth, then looked up at the man, then at the medicine he just dug up, and quickly shook his head: "Mi Zai doesn't hurt anymore."
"It doesn't hurt anymore, then let's continue to learn calligraphy." Lei Hua forcefully pulled Mi Zai into his arms, picked up the paper and pen, and began to teach sternly.It's time to learn to read again, Mi Zai has a headache, and wants to pretend to be ill: Husband, Mi Zai is not feeling well..."
Using the same set of words twice in a row is definitely not going to work. Last time, Lei Hua didn't see that Mi Zai was pretending to be sick, but this time he saw it, after all, it was so obvious this time.
Lei Hua generously gave Mi Zai two choices: "Then do you want to learn calligraphy or drink medicine?"
Mi Zai shook his head twice, expressing that he didn't want to, but in the end he chose to read.
Lei Hua held Mi Zai's little hand, and wrote "Zai" in the notebook.The word Zai has a lot of strokes, and Mi Zai didn't like to write it, but when he heard that it was Xiao Zai Zai's son, he got excited and wrote four in one go.Mi Zai teaches Xiao Zai Zai..." When Mi Hui learned it,
can teach little
Zai Zai wrote it.
Lei Hua replied with a smile: "Okay."
He could already imagine the picture of Mi Zai and Xiao Zai Zai writing on the low table, and just thinking about it made him overwhelmed with cuteness.At the beginning, Mi Zai was very serious about learning, but later he started to fish, scribbled on the notebook, and if a man said something about him, he would cover his ears.
If a man were a teacher, he would be so angry that he would die of anger when he met a student like Mi Zai.
But the man is very patient and never gets angry. Anyway, he just plays with Mi Zai when he has nothing to do.
Lei Hua closed the book after Mi Zai finished writing all the pen refills, "My dear boy, don't play with this anymore, if you play again, there will be no more pens to write in from now on."
More than a dozen pages were wasted in the notebook, all of which were ruined by Mi Zai.Mi Zai returned the pen in his hand that had run out of oil, and asked the man to put it away.
Lei Hua took the pen, flicked it a few times, and then scratched it on the notebook, and he could still write, but it was not clear, so he decided not to: "Zai Zai, this is no longer usable, I lost it."
Mi Zai took the pen from the man's hand: "Mi Zai played Lei Hua and told him: "Be careful of the sharp part in front, don't get stuck in it. Mi Zai then took the pen and started to scribble on the man. Draw a few crooked circles on the man's face, and then write a crooked character. After finishing writing, he looked at the man with a smile.
Lei Hua knew that there must be a lot of ballpoint pen oil on his handsome face, he didn't care, and asked with a smile: "Zai Zai, is it fun?" Mi Zai nodded, and continued to scribble on the man's face.Just when Mi Zai was painting vigorously, the man suddenly opened his mouth: "One stroke, one kiss."
Mi Zai was not stingy at all, and aimed at the man's light-colored thin lips, kissed him a little.
Just a kiss is definitely not enough, Lei Hua asked: "Did you only draw one stroke?" Mi Zai counted carefully on the man's face with his little finger to see how many strokes he had drawn. After counting for a while, he realized that he didn't Counting, shaking his head at the man: "Mi Zai doesn't know. "
"If you don't know, then just settle it." Lei Hua suddenly lowered his head and kissed Mi Zai's small mouth.
Mi Zai raised his little head and stuck out his little tongue in cooperation. When his mouth opened, the saliva flowed out from the corner of his mouth before he could swallow it.Lei Hua licked the saliva off Mi Zai's mouth, then ended the kiss: "Okay, it's over."
"Zai Zai, wherever you draw later, I will kiss that position." Lei Hua changed the rules again, just thinking of taking advantage of Mi Zai.Mi Zai tentatively drew a stroke on the man's left cheek, and the man immediately kissed him on the left cheek.
Mizai thought it was fun to play like this, so he took a pen and drew from the man's chin to the collarbone
In the end, the man was painted with ballpoint pen oil all over, and Mi Zai also got hickeys all over.
In the afternoon, Mi Zai took a nap, and Lei Hua went to the well to call 21
Water, to scrub all the traces on the body.
Every time Lei Hua went to fetch water from the well, many female peepers would be attracted, most of them were admiring Lei Hua's handsome and tall figure, watching Lei Hua pouring a bucket of water directly from his head, their eyes All look straight.
Now they are a large tribe with a population of more than a hundred. Where there are many people, there are also natural people. There are all kinds of orcs, and the females are also ugly. At least in Lei Hua's eyes, there is no One can catch the eye.
It's not that Lei Hua is demanding, but these females really look very strange. Many of them look like Avatars. The special wide nose bridge and facial features are different from humans. It is his little milk cub who looks the most iconic. .
The single females in the tribe are basically in love with Lei Hua.As soon as Lei Hua went out, he would receive a lot of flowers, afraid that Mi Zai would misunderstand that he didn't want any of them, and lost them all.
Although Lei Hua clearly told those females every time that he would only want one Mi cub and would not accept other females, they just wouldn't listen and would still rush towards him, facing him in front of him. There are also many females who are in heat.
But Lei Hua really hates the smell they give off when they are in heat, and finds it very pungent, each of them is like a skunk farting, it can kill people alive.
Lei Hua had to cover his nose to pass them. He didn't understand why all the females smelled very strong when they were in heat. Only his cubs smelled particularly good when they were in heat. It is a fresh fruity aroma mixed with milky fruity aroma.Speaking of the smell of Mi Zai, Lei Hua finally knows by now
Why didn't Mi Zai take a bath for so long, his body didn't smell bad, and he still smelled like milk.
The reason is that Mi Zai occasionally picks milk fruits to eat in the jungle. After eating milk fruits, he will naturally smell of milk on his body.
Lei Hua hurriedly washed his body, and then returned home.Mi Zai was still taking a nap, completely unaware that his husband was being watched by a group of females, if he found out, he might have to go out and fight them one-on-one again.
Being suffocated by those females outside, Lei Hua hurriedly buried his head on Mi Zai, smelling the milky fragrance of his nannies, he felt as if he had been revived in an instant, and his breath came back.
No matter what, Mi Zaizai will not leave the cub to others to take care of, he must stay with the cub, otherwise the cub will be snatched away by other females.
Lei Hua smiled helplessly and said, "But the kindergarten only accepts children, so you can't accompany the little ones."
Mi Zai shook his head vigorously, refused to do it, and insisted on going with Xiao Zai Zai.
There are also kindergartens where parents go with their children, but Lei Hua is worried about letting Mi Zai go with her. What if she is bullied by those children? So many.
Now Lei Hua promised Mi Zai first: "Okay, you also go to kindergarten, so the head office will be fine."
Mi Zai was relieved, if he followed, he wouldn't have to worry about other females taking his cubs away.
At that time, Lei Hua might have to go to the kindergarten together, after all, these two idiots in his family are easy to be bullied.The rapid development of information in modern society has led to precocious human cubs, who can already understand a lot at the age of three or four, especially compared with the orcs like Mizhai who hide in the jungle with no information, Mizai may not even be able to understand the information of three or four-year-old kindergarteners. Children can't compare.
Lei Hua remembered that some time ago, he had taught Mi Zai some simple arithmetic and new words, but he couldn't teach him no matter what, Mi Zai could always forget it when he turned around, and sometimes he even forgot how to write his own name. At once
I only know the word Lei for Lei Hua.
Mi Zai has never seen new characters, any stroke is unfamiliar to him, and it is even more difficult to learn, so he can't be blamed for being stupid.Lei Hua wanted to teach Mi Zai some knowledge, so that he could adapt to the modern society and set a good example for the little Zai Zai.
Bored at home, with nothing to do, Lei Hua picked up the paper and pen, pressed Mi Zai on his lap, and learned to write hard.
Mizai really didn't want to learn, and struggled to get off the man.Lei Hua hugged Mi Zai's waist, not allowing him to move around: "Zai Zai, you learn first, and the little one will have to learn it later."
The man's arm was like an iron hoop, it was very tight, and he couldn't break free, so Mickey could only use other methods, hugging his little head with his small hands, pretending that his head hurt: "Mickey is not feeling well."
Seeing Mi Zai hugging his head, Lei Hua helped rub his temples: "What's the matter, do you have a headache?"
Mi Zai took advantage of the situation and shouted in cooperation: "Mi Zai hurts"
Lei Hua hurriedly carried Mi Zai to the bed to rest, with a worried expression on his face: Zai Zai, how does it hurt, tell me. "
Mi Zai didn't know how to describe it to the man, he just said it hurts monotonously. There's something wrong with your little cub.
After a while, Mi Zai stopped crying and said he wanted to rest.Lei Hua helped Mi Zai cover it with a small animal skin: "Zai Zai, go to sleep, I'll go dig some herbs nearby."
As soon as the man went out, Yahui, who was still pretending to be sick, got up
Play with the little lanterns that were previously woven from palm leaves.Lei Ye came back after digging the medicinal materials, and saw Mi Zai sitting on the blanket with a line of drool hanging from the corner of his mouth, concentrating on weaving small honeycombs with two palm leaves.
These weaving methods were all taught by Lei Hua, Mi Zai's students would not be able to learn a single word unless they were well-informed, but learning these weaving methods can be learned very quickly, just watch men weave a few times.
Lei Hua put the freshly dug herbs in the dustpan, waited for them to dry naturally, and then went to Mi Zai and asked: "Zai Zai, does your head still hurt, do you want me to make a bowl of medicinal soup for you to drink?"
Mi Zai sucked the line of saliva from the corner of his mouth into his mouth, then looked up at the man, then at the medicine he just dug up, and quickly shook his head: "Mi Zai doesn't hurt anymore."
"It doesn't hurt anymore, then let's continue to learn calligraphy." Lei Hua forcefully pulled Mi Zai into his arms, picked up the paper and pen, and began to teach sternly.It's time to learn to read again, Mi Zai has a headache, and wants to pretend to be ill: Husband, Mi Zai is not feeling well..."
Using the same set of words twice in a row is definitely not going to work. Last time, Lei Hua didn't see that Mi Zai was pretending to be sick, but this time he saw it, after all, it was so obvious this time.
Lei Hua generously gave Mi Zai two choices: "Then do you want to learn calligraphy or drink medicine?"
Mi Zai shook his head twice, expressing that he didn't want to, but in the end he chose to read.
Lei Hua held Mi Zai's little hand, and wrote "Zai" in the notebook.The word Zai has a lot of strokes, and Mi Zai didn't like to write it, but when he heard that it was Xiao Zai Zai's son, he got excited and wrote four in one go.Mi Zai teaches Xiao Zai Zai..." When Mi Hui learned it,
can teach little
Zai Zai wrote it.
Lei Hua replied with a smile: "Okay."
He could already imagine the picture of Mi Zai and Xiao Zai Zai writing on the low table, and just thinking about it made him overwhelmed with cuteness.At the beginning, Mi Zai was very serious about learning, but later he started to fish, scribbled on the notebook, and if a man said something about him, he would cover his ears.
If a man were a teacher, he would be so angry that he would die of anger when he met a student like Mi Zai.
But the man is very patient and never gets angry. Anyway, he just plays with Mi Zai when he has nothing to do.
Lei Hua closed the book after Mi Zai finished writing all the pen refills, "My dear boy, don't play with this anymore, if you play again, there will be no more pens to write in from now on."
More than a dozen pages were wasted in the notebook, all of which were ruined by Mi Zai.Mi Zai returned the pen in his hand that had run out of oil, and asked the man to put it away.
Lei Hua took the pen, flicked it a few times, and then scratched it on the notebook, and he could still write, but it was not clear, so he decided not to: "Zai Zai, this is no longer usable, I lost it."
Mi Zai took the pen from the man's hand: "Mi Zai played Lei Hua and told him: "Be careful of the sharp part in front, don't get stuck in it. Mi Zai then took the pen and started to scribble on the man. Draw a few crooked circles on the man's face, and then write a crooked character. After finishing writing, he looked at the man with a smile.
Lei Hua knew that there must be a lot of ballpoint pen oil on his handsome face, he didn't care, and asked with a smile: "Zai Zai, is it fun?" Mi Zai nodded, and continued to scribble on the man's face.Just when Mi Zai was painting vigorously, the man suddenly opened his mouth: "One stroke, one kiss."
Mi Zai was not stingy at all, and aimed at the man's light-colored thin lips, kissed him a little.
Just a kiss is definitely not enough, Lei Hua asked: "Did you only draw one stroke?" Mi Zai counted carefully on the man's face with his little finger to see how many strokes he had drawn. After counting for a while, he realized that he didn't Counting, shaking his head at the man: "Mi Zai doesn't know. "
"If you don't know, then just settle it." Lei Hua suddenly lowered his head and kissed Mi Zai's small mouth.
Mi Zai raised his little head and stuck out his little tongue in cooperation. When his mouth opened, the saliva flowed out from the corner of his mouth before he could swallow it.Lei Hua licked the saliva off Mi Zai's mouth, then ended the kiss: "Okay, it's over."
"Zai Zai, wherever you draw later, I will kiss that position." Lei Hua changed the rules again, just thinking of taking advantage of Mi Zai.Mi Zai tentatively drew a stroke on the man's left cheek, and the man immediately kissed him on the left cheek.
Mizai thought it was fun to play like this, so he took a pen and drew from the man's chin to the collarbone
In the end, the man was painted with ballpoint pen oil all over, and Mi Zai also got hickeys all over.
In the afternoon, Mi Zai took a nap, and Lei Hua went to the well to call 21
Water, to scrub all the traces on the body.
Every time Lei Hua went to fetch water from the well, many female peepers would be attracted, most of them were admiring Lei Hua's handsome and tall figure, watching Lei Hua pouring a bucket of water directly from his head, their eyes All look straight.
Now they are a large tribe with a population of more than a hundred. Where there are many people, there are also natural people. There are all kinds of orcs, and the females are also ugly. At least in Lei Hua's eyes, there is no One can catch the eye.
It's not that Lei Hua is demanding, but these females really look very strange. Many of them look like Avatars. The special wide nose bridge and facial features are different from humans. It is his little milk cub who looks the most iconic. .
The single females in the tribe are basically in love with Lei Hua.As soon as Lei Hua went out, he would receive a lot of flowers, afraid that Mi Zai would misunderstand that he didn't want any of them, and lost them all.
Although Lei Hua clearly told those females every time that he would only want one Mi cub and would not accept other females, they just wouldn't listen and would still rush towards him, facing him in front of him. There are also many females who are in heat.
But Lei Hua really hates the smell they give off when they are in heat, and finds it very pungent, each of them is like a skunk farting, it can kill people alive.
Lei Hua had to cover his nose to pass them. He didn't understand why all the females smelled very strong when they were in heat. Only his cubs smelled particularly good when they were in heat. It is a fresh fruity aroma mixed with milky fruity aroma.Speaking of the smell of Mi Zai, Lei Hua finally knows by now
Why didn't Mi Zai take a bath for so long, his body didn't smell bad, and he still smelled like milk.
The reason is that Mi Zai occasionally picks milk fruits to eat in the jungle. After eating milk fruits, he will naturally smell of milk on his body.
Lei Hua hurriedly washed his body, and then returned home.Mi Zai was still taking a nap, completely unaware that his husband was being watched by a group of females, if he found out, he might have to go out and fight them one-on-one again.
Being suffocated by those females outside, Lei Hua hurriedly buried his head on Mi Zai, smelling the milky fragrance of his nannies, he felt as if he had been revived in an instant, and his breath came back.
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