[HP]Two Snape

The author has something to say: In order to prevent our memory faults, why don't we read the previous article first?ok, i made it too slow...don't hit me...

Well, and, again, put the water glass away from the computer first.

The water in his mouth was also swallowed.

Please do not have choking items in the mouth.

like jelly...

And things that squirt out and are hard to clean.

Finally, it is the most important point.

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This is the title of the legend

A little abuse of joy: Set things right about the problems left over from history

The devil's game has always only entertained the devil itself and fooled the obsession of the world, just like almost all traders could not escape those ten years of playing, all traders could not escape unexpected sacrifices, and finally sacrificed their souls.Similarly, almost no one can escape, and can bear the pain after learning the truth.

Mistakes have already happened, but there is no way to undo them. The person who has been cursed can always know everything in a short time. The so-called coincidence of the devil tempts people to pry into the truth that they cannot bear, so as to play with people's hearts, and...

【Music~】The one who finally knew the truth shed tears...

So, never, never, never, do not deal with the devil.

——"The God Realm's research report on the recent incident of demons violating the second law of the third session, tampering with life and death, privately trading with human beings, and abducting the souls that originally belonged to the God Realm"

Snape didn't know where it was either.

A few dejected, jet-black hairballs that looked like cattails sighed aside.

Continue to walk in, vaguely heard cheers and music, Snape looked up, and then the corner of his eyes twitched fiercely, "Warmly celebrate God Realm No. !"

Without creativity, the content of the hundreds of red banners in front of me are all the same.

Suddenly arrogant laughter came from next to his ear, and Snape turned his head. It was a man with Dumbledore's beard, Flitwick's height, Sprout's figure, and Trelawney's temperament... a male. human body.

"Oh, you came quite early! Young man! You have a bright future! Not bad, not bad! Well, I am the executive officer of your case, well, you can call me Kulust."

"..." Young man? !Snape looked at Kuluster's height with contempt, feeling that he had been insulted.

"Hey! What do you mean by that look in your eyes! Let me tell you, I can read minds! Also, I am a 1.9-meter-long man! It's just you who can't see it! Be ashamed! Stupid human beings!"

"..." Snape rolled his eyes silently.

"You!" Kulust was jumping with anger.

"Okay, don't make trouble." A voice came from behind Snape, um, the same outfit, but this... is really 1.9 meters.

Snape took a small step back, and greeted the crowd.

"Severus Snape?"

Snape nodded slightly.

"Well, you are..." Flipping through the booklet that suddenly appeared in your hand, "Case 384, um, your task is to bring back the souls that were kidnapped to hell. As, uh, labor fee, you can avoid being bitten by a snake." death's fate."

Pushing the glasses on the bridge of the nose, 1.9 meters said: "Okay, you can go down."

Snape's eyes widened slightly, his breath caught, "Harry Potter?"

"It seems to be called this name?" 1.9 meters glanced at the volume again and nodded.

Snape took a deep breath and let it out slowly, "Thank you."

"See you."

With a flash of golden light, Snape disappeared before the two gods,

"Why does he only talk to you?" Kurost looked up 1.9 meters, not convinced.

"Because, didn't you say you have mind reading skills?" 1.9 meters looking up at the sky at a 45-degree angle.

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"Double chin, Wendy," said Culoster.

"Hey!" 1.9 meters, oh no, Wendy, became angry with embarrassment.

Another person walked by the door over there, wearing the same dark clothes, with the expression of being owed money, Kuloster jumped up, "You you you you you! Why are you here again!"

Snape was taken aback for a moment, and then looked at Cullost contemptuously. Although he didn't know where it was, it seemed to be a mental hospital in the Muggle world?

"Hey! I can read minds!"

Snape: "..." Sure enough, he was insane.

The angry Kuloster was ruthlessly suppressed by Wendy, it was enough, this guy who could never find the point.

If everyone has to go through the above process again, why don’t they clock in and get off work today! ?

"You, Severus Snape?"

Snape looked at the "attendant doctor" holding the "case" with a pitiful expression, maybe he came to discuss with him the specifics of potions for treating neurosis?

"Case No. 385, the case is that...well, Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore used soul trading to ensure the victory of the war, causing the development of history to deviate, Draco. Malfoy died unexpectedly, well, your mission...stop that deal, bring back Dumbledore's soul..."

Wendy looked up and found that Snape was looking at him with a "so you're a patient too" look.

Wendy closed the booklet with a blank expression.

"I can also read minds."

Snape made a look of disdain that he did.

Wendy took a deep breath, forget it, he can't argue with this kind of stupidity. "Tell me what payment you want?"

Snape looked at the sky casually. His reward?Is it okay to promise that guy to be with him forever?Forget it, he has fallen, he would actually think about the words of two psychopaths... Wait!Shouldn't he be dead? !

Oh, maybe he should go to the dean here and ask what happened. Snape rubbed the space between his brows, trying to recall what had happened to him before, he suddenly realized that he couldn't even remember how he came to this place.

Logically, he should at least be in Hogwarts or... the hospital wing by now?

Eh?Does the medical wing have a psychiatric department?Oh, maybe this is the rumored mental injury department?

It is said that it was established after the Dark Lord tortured wizards with the Cruciatus Curse, in order to treat those wizards who were tortured madly... However, because of the background of some patients, this place is very protective of patients' privacy, and relevant information is rarely seen.

So, under so many strange circumstances...

Snape still insisted that the two in front of him were insane.

Wendy (==): "...as you wish!"

Wendy waved her hand, and after a golden light, Snape, who was still in a state of contemplation, disappeared in place.

"Actually... I still want to tell him that if my leg hadn't been cut off during the calamity, I would be a man of [-] meters!" Kurost's expression was tangled.

"Am I moving too fast?" Wendy squinted.

Kulust thought for a while, "Actually, sometimes it's not a good thing for a man to be too fast... By the way, why do you ignore this?"

Wendy: "Maybe it's because I can read minds?"

Kulust: "But why do we put up with these mortal fools?"

Wendy "Because, Dumbledore will be Merlin's successor, he has a sweet tooth."

Cullost: "So he won't ban snacks at work?"

Wendy: "Yes."

Kurost: "Forbearance."

Wendy: "OK."

At this time, at Hogwarts, Dumbledore was still bitterly taking potions class.The cauldron merchants in Diagon Alley have been doing particularly well lately.

In order to express his gratitude, the boss specially sent a new product of Honeydukes to our great principal Dumbledore.

Dumbledore twitched the corner of his mouth, losing interest in sweets for the first time.In order to protest and express his inner sorrow, today our headmaster added...a drop of water to his drink—pure honey.

Really, such drinks are not sweet anymore.

Oh, and he believed his Potions professor wasn't dead.

But where?Is it because I haven't given leave for too long?

Dumbledore said silently in his heart, come back quickly, come back to work quickly!Never skimp on your vacation again...

"Sectumsempra! (Shenfengwuying)"

"Protegos! Expelliarmus! (Armor protects you from weapons)"

"Diffindo! Reducto! (Torn apart)"

...that's weird.Dumbledore's eyes widened when he heard the familiar voice, oh, Merlin's cucumber, his Potions professor has finally returned.

And still buy one get one free.

The two are very similar... Well, they have exactly the same voice, but they say different things at the same time. There is a wonderful sense of disobedience!

The two Lord Snake Kings who had been calling all the way rolled out of the fireplace in the principal's office in embarrassment, throwing a dozen spells at each other in the process.

"Albus! Help me catch this impostor!"

"Albus! Help me catch this impostor!"

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"You're courting death! You crazy! You're the counterfeit!"

"Enough of you! You fake! You're the one insane!"

"Stop!" Dumbledore roared, and the two Potions professors, who were arguing, stopped at the same time, and then looked at Dumbledore with angry but expectant eyes.

Dumbledore shuddered suddenly.He had only seen this kind of gaze from the Gryffindor cubs who had been framed by Slytherin.

If he remembered correctly, his Potions professor was a Slytherin-born Head Slytherin.

"I'm assuming you don't want this imposter making you a dental potion?" Snape started.

"If your brain hasn't been corroded by the syrup, you shouldn't drink the dental potion with unknown origin?" Snape sarcastically.

"You two..." Dumbledore had a headache, and then suddenly cast a spell with the same color of light on each of them. In the next second, the same name appeared under their feet.

All three fell into an eerie silence.

"You...Albus, do you eat too many sweets, and you can even make mistakes in the name detection spell?" Snape looked contemptuous.

"Well, as much as I don't like you, impostor, I agree with you on this point." Snape snorted coldly.

"Then..." Snape smiled playfully.

"Let's see..." Snape played with his wand.

"Who the hell are you..." Snape's wand turned.

The next moment, the two cast a dozen detection spells on each other at the same time.Yellow, blue, pink, various versions, various levels, acting on the soul, body, and even hair...

The dazzling light went out one by one.

Both of them had expressions of disbelief, and took a slight step back.

"who are you?"

"who are you?"

Their wands were raised simultaneously again, aiming at each other.