The troubles of the rotten male writer

Get up at 05:30 in the morning, finish breakfast with your waist supported, and finish breakfast with Yi Yuzhou. After the farewell kiss, the time is exactly 10:30 in the morning, and continue to go back to bed for sleep; wake up hungry at [-]:[-] noon, and have a casual lunch Start coding and chatting on the Internet; at [-]:[-] pm, go out to buy vegetables and cook, and at [-]:[-], Yu Zhou will go home on time and have dinner together; at [-]:[-] pm, take a bath, start doing harmony exercises at [-]:[-] pm, and at [-]:[-], there is a break in the battle. sleep.Repeat the above things the next day.

Since Jia Zhouyu graduated, her life has become horribly regular!Jia Zhouyu gritted her teeth and massaged her sore waist with one hand, while typing quickly on the keyboard with the other.

Porridge Fish: I want to run away from home and ask for help!

Liangliang Wan'an: Yushou, this is your No.13 time to say the same thing this month, and it's only No.18 today→_→

Upstairs is Doubi: Yu Shou, is it because your little gong can't satisfy you that's why you want to run away from home?Come here, I will serve you well~2333

Xiaoxue: [Screenshot] Fish Porridge

Upstairs is Doubi: I'm so cute! ! !Xiaoxue is here to fight! !

Porridge Fish: Dobi, don't leave after school!

Xiao Gong smiled charmingly: It seemed that someone said that he was Gong in front of me just now?

Yu Yu: [touches chin] I understand

Porridge fish:! ! !What do you understand! !No, why did you show up! !Push it back! !You just saw nothing! !

Fish Porridge: It seems that someone tried to pry into my corner just now^-^

Is it a flower or not a melon: Huh?What happened to Peanut?I seem to have caught up with the beginning of the good show, moving a small bench and hugging my dear to watch together!

Porridge Fish: (╯▽╰) That's right, it's that funny guy who wants to turn your corner, go check the water meter!

Upstairs is Doubi: I'm so cute! !That's not what you said in bed last night, Yushou! !

Fish Porridge: Last night?bed?Um?

Upstairs is Doubi: 〒▽〒 I was wrong, I beg your forgiveness [hug your thighs]

Fish porridge: Huh?

Upstairs is Doubi: 〒▽〒Yu Porridge I was wrong, I will never dare to moles your Yu Shou again, and I will never talk to Yu Shou again!

Fish porridge: yes

Porridge fish: ==

Is it a flower, not a melon: Phew...it's finally over, the air-conditioning of the fish porridge came through the screen just now, it's so cool!

Liangliang Wan'an: Tsk tsk tsk, Doubi really lives up to his name [betting that a cucumber fish will have an intense sleepless night tonight]

Du Niang is so cool: →_→Liangliang, you are too subtle!Yu Xiaoshou is holding on, I will send you a little daisy, I heard people say that body supplementation is very effective!

Porridge fish: (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ is enough! I am the general attack! For generations to come!

Fish porridge: yes

Jia Zhouyu looked at the last word Yi Yuzhou said in the group, and suddenly a coolness rose behind his back. He always had a premonition that something was going wrong!

Sure enough, when the two of them were exercising routinely that night, Yi Yuzhou pressed on Jia Zhouyu's body, gasping for breath, and said very softly: "Run away from home? Asking for a babysitter? General attack?" After finishing speaking, before the little uncle could answer , biting his Adam's apple.

The sensitive/sensitive zone was bitten, Jia Zhouyu whimpered, did not dare to speak nonsense, her body tensed up, she shook her head slightly, her eyes shed physiological tears because of the stimulation.This bastard is really too stingy, didn't he just say a few words wrong, he is so preoccupied with whether he can have a happy sex in the future, he should break up!

Yi Yuzhou gnawed on the fragile back street with his teeth, and when he saw his little uncle's aggrieved expression, he let go, and lightly licked the corners of Jia Zhouyu's eyes.The appearance of the little uncle is really a foul, and he wanted to continue to punish him, but it seems that it is better for him to be more straightforward!Thinking this way, Yu Zhou's Adam's apple rolled up and down, and finally he could no longer bear it, and decided to satisfy his dissatisfied lover.

Early the next morning, Jia Zhouyu quit after recollecting it, lying on the bed and pretending to be dead, but refused to get up!Yi Yuzhou didn't dare to force him, after all, he went too far last night and directly knocked him out. This was the second time in history.I remember the last time, my little uncle had a cold war with me for a week.

Jia Zhouyu hid under the blanket like an ostrich and refused to come out. He heard Yi Yuzhou's helpless sigh, and then the door was slammed shut, leaving only the sound of his breathing in the room.Jia Zhouyu poked his head out secretly, and found that Yi Yuzhou was really not in the room, and angrily punched the pillow again, which touched an unspeakable part, and took a breath of air.

That heartless guy only cares about his own pleasure!Didn't it mean that a man who is thirty...cough, wouldn't he be a little colder?Yu Zhou is 28, how can he still act like a wolf like a tiger? I really can't figure it out.Jia Zhouyu silently shed a sad tear for her ruined chrysanthemum, and then prepared to go out to find something to eat.Yu Zhou has to go to work, but he has no time to talk to him.

Unexpectedly, as soon as Jia Zhouyu opened the door, he happened to meet Yi Yuzhou who wanted to come in, and the two looked at each other.Jia Zhouyu blinked and asked in a hoarse voice, "Didn't you go to the company?"

Yi Yuzhou sighed helplessly, and looked at Jia Zhouyu sadly: "My little uncle doesn't talk to me anymore, I'm not in the mood to go to work." After speaking, he handed Jia Zhouyu the hot wolfberry and red date porridge in his hand, She looked at him with a begging expression on her face.

Jia Zhouyu snorted coldly and turned his head away, tossing him all night, trying to get rid of him with a bowl of porridge?dream!Yi Yuzhou obviously expected his reaction, and was not discouraged. Instead, he approached mysteriously and flattered him, "Little uncle, after finishing the porridge, I have a happy event to tell you."

"What's the matter?" Jia Zhouyu asked casually, but his obviously bright eyes had already betrayed him.Happy event or something, are you going to get married?Originally, Yi Yuzhou wanted to take him abroad to get married when he graduated, but the night before his departure, his eldest brother's company suddenly encountered a serious economic crisis, and as the heir, Yi Yuzhou had to step forward and spent a lot of time trying to get married. After more than a year, the company finally regained its vitality, and Yi Yanghui officially retired.

Yi Yuzhou didn't mention marriage in this year, and Jia Zhouyu didn't care, it was just a piece of paper, he didn't believe it could be stronger than his relationship with Yi Yuzhou.However, Jia Zhouyu has always wanted to travel abroad, so she is still looking forward to getting married.

Yi Yu Zhou successfully whetted Jia Zhouyu's appetite, but he refused to let go.Jia Zhouyu glared at him, seeing that Yi Yuzhou was unmoved, he changed his plan and said roguely, "My waist is sore and my legs are weak, you carry me to wash up!"

"Good wife!" Yi Yuzhou responded very positively, turned around and put the bowl of porridge back into the kitchen, avoiding Jia Zhouyu's angry fist.

Before the account was settled, and Yi Yuzhou took advantage of her verbally, Jia Zhouyu was depressed all the time during breakfast, and only ate two bowls of porridge.

"Okay, tell me quickly, what's the matter!" Jia Zhouyu has already started to think about which scenery is more suitable for a honeymoon. He wants to visit every country, and it's so hard to choose.

Looking at his little uncle's expression, Yi Yuzhou couldn't figure out which plane his little uncle's brain hole had opened to this time, so he could only smile dotingly, and lightly pinched Jia Zhouyu's face to bring him back to his senses. Then he said: "Yesterday, the director of the orphanage called me. A few days ago, the orphanage picked up a baby boy less than one year old. It has been checked and everything is normal. Do you want to adopt him?"

"Ah?" Jia Zhouyu hadn't recovered from all kinds of scenic spots when she was hit by a big fat doll. She blinked her eyes and quickly regained her senses with her empty head, and excitedly pulled Yi Yuzhou hand, and asked, "Are you serious?" So he and Yi Yuzhou can have a child of their own?There is nothing more exciting than this!

Imagining that in the future, there will be a cute baby calling her daddy in a milky voice, and her soft body will rub against her arms. Jia Zhouyu feels that there seems to be some liquid coming out of her nose.

But the fantasy is beautiful, but the reality is the backbone. After all, what they adopted was not a four or five-year-old child who already had certain behavioral capabilities, but a baby less than one year old.Adults have to worry about eating and drinking, and even when the two of them do harmonious exercises at night, they will always be interrupted by the crying of an ignorant baby.

Less than a month after the adoption of the son, the eyes of the two new fathers were black and blue. Jia Zhouyu was tired from taking care of the children, and Yu Zhou was suppressed by desire and dissatisfaction.

Yi Yuzhou's air pressure has been very low recently, and all the employees in the company are in danger, for fear of meeting the fate of the Hades.Yu Zhou now regrets why he was so mean in the first place. Since adopting a kid, the little uncle's thoughts are no longer on him.When the two were eating together, the little uncle was feeding his son, but he didn't look at him; the little uncle was coaxing his son before going to bed, but he didn't look at him directly; when he was doing exercises, his son cried, and the little uncle pushed him away immediately.

Although Jia Zhouyu was very tired recently, she was rippling the whole time she walked.When the son wakes up, he will smile at him, revealing two big front teeth and pink and tender gums; when the son eats, he will babble and shake his little hands. Take away the spoon, cute and cute; when the son is playing with him, he will crawl towards him crookedly, and his giggle is simply a heart-warming little angel!

However, Jia Zhouyu found that the atmosphere at home was very strange recently. Sometimes his son suddenly fell silent with a smile, and he could always see Yi Yuzhou's bright smiling face when he turned his head.After many times, Jia Zhouyu guessed what happened no matter how stupid he was, kicked Yi Yuzhou out of the room that night, and went to sleep with his son in his arms.This action caused Yiyu Zhou to work overtime collectively the next day, and there was a faint wailing in the office building.

Just this is still not enough, when Yi Yu Zhou came home for dinner, he saw that his little uncle was all focused on that kid, finally couldn't help it, and snatched his son unreasonably, and confronted him with a determined face. Jia Zhouyu asked: "Do you love me or him!"

Jia Zhouyu looked at Yi Yuzhou's expression of "If you don't say you love me, I'll take my son to jump off the building", the corner of his mouth twitched a few times, and he couldn't bear to look straight at him and covered his eyes with one hand.Can he say that he doesn't know this childish ghost?What about the cool, domineering and evil little attack that was promised?Eldest nephew, do you know that your character design has collapsed so badly!

"Little uncle..." Seeing that Jia Zhouyu didn't answer, Yi Yuzhou yelled aggrieved again.

"Baba..." The son was able to call his father indistinctly. Seeing that he was suddenly far away from his job, his voice was more aggrieved than that of Yu Zhou.