The troubles of the rotten male writer
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I have never met anyone who can make my heart beat.Of course, he automatically ignored his eldest nephew who had repeatedly disturbed his mind.
Then, Jia Zhouyu didn't expect that what he agreed to temporarily would lead to a disaster.If time could be turned back, Jia Zhouyu would not agree to help this favor even if he was killed.Because early the next morning, he stood at the school gate for less than half an hour when he saw a familiar figure.
Putting an end to the still high ponytail and hating the sky, this time I also wore a big sunglasses, the queen's aura was fully opened, causing Jia Zhouyu, who had good eyesight, to see her from a distance.
Let's go for a walk first, Jia Zhouyu made a decisive decision.Although he is dressed normally now, Du Niang's chance of recognizing him is not high, but just in case, it's better not to run into him at this time.
But I don't know if it's bad luck these days, Jia Zhouyu hadn't taken two steps when Du Niang's angry voice came from behind him: "Yu Xiaoshou!"
When Jia Zhouyu heard someone calling him, he turned his head subconsciously. When he saw Du Niang's smug smile, he realized that he had been tricked!
The author has something to say: (┳_┳)...Only a few people saw the one that was updated at eleven o’clock today, so sad o( ̄ヘ ̄o*) I didn’t tell you that there will be a double update tomorrow! !
☆, seven
Putting an end to the fact that he just saw the familiar figure from the back, so he just made a tentative sentence, but he didn't expect to catch a big fish.He took off his sunglasses, walked up to the young man with a stiff expression, looked him up and down carefully, and then said, "Tsk tsk tsk, I didn't expect you to have such a strange habit."
"It's not what you think!" Jia Zhouyu retorted immediately, but she didn't know how to explain it this way. Now that she thought about it, Jia Zhouyu wanted to go back and kill that self who was so confused by morals, so she would think of wearing women's clothing!But it is useless to regret now, Jia Zhouyu calmly changed the topic, "I will take you to report."
"Lead the way ahead!" Du Jue arrogantly held his head up, and decided to settle the score with Jia Zhouyu after the serious business was settled.It's fine to make her lose a cucumber bet, and now those goblins in the group don't listen to her, so they have to rectify it!
Seeing Du Jue's expression, Jia Zhouyu suddenly felt a chill coming from behind, and couldn't help shivering on this hot day.
Three hours later, Jia Zhouyu was sweating profusely sitting on the stone bench under the girls' dormitory, panting heavily.He never expected that Du Ju's revenge would come so quickly.Her dormitory was allocated on the eighth floor, and during these three hours, Jia Zhouyu was prevented from running up and down. It took so long to move all the luggage, which was obviously not much, into the dormitory.
Jia Zhouyu felt that after today, his legs would be weak when he saw the stairs.And Du Niang was standing beside Jia Zhouyu with a clean body at this time, and said in a good mood: "Go, I will treat you to dinner."
"No, I'm going home to cook." Jia Zhouyu panted and waved his hands weakly.Today is Saturday, a day dedicated to welcoming new students, but it is also the weekend of that bastard Yi Yuzhou, he has to go back to make lunch.
"Your family?" Du Jue glanced at Jia Zhouyu in surprise, "Didn't you tell me that you live in school?" It couldn't be that she was playing off, and Yu Xiaoshou was afraid of her, so she just talked about it casually An excuse to escape?Thinking of this, Du Jue's attitude suddenly softened, and he looked at Jia Zhouyu with a smile.
Jia Zhouyu was frightened by Du Jue's smile. Who was Du Niang? The Queen, who was usually full of domineering aura, suddenly smiled at herself. This did not reassure Jia Zhouyu at all, but immediately became vigilant.While thinking about the escape route for a while, he replied: "I moved out this semester."
"Live with someone else?" Du Jue sat next to Jia Zhouyu all of a sudden, saw him nodded nervously, and continued to ask, "Is that handsome guy that day?"
Jia Zhouyu nodded again, and quietly moved her butt to the side.Now he very much hopes that that evil elder nephew can call and urge him to go home and cook. The current Her Majesty Queen is too scary, he can't bear it alone!
"Is he really your boyfriend?" Du Niang had a gossipy expression on her face, and Jia Zhouyu seemed to see something familiar in her eyes, which was the rotten soul they both had!But now this situation doesn't make him happy at all, so he doesn't want to get involved with that uncle's nephew!
"He is my nephew." Jia Zhouyu clarified with a serious face, but what attracted Du Niang's suspicious eyes, "Well, if you don't believe me, you can ask him yourself, let's have a meal together by the way." Last time Du Niang invited the two of them Jia Zhouyu was quite embarrassed to eat with a big man, but that bastard Yu Zhou had no shame at all, so he watched Du Niang pay with peace of mind.
"Okay! But you made it, can you eat it?" Du Niang put on a distrustful expression, Jia Zhouyu didn't bother to explain to her, and you'll know when you eat it!
The two walked all the way home from school, and after being exposed to the sun for nearly 10 minutes, they opened the door with an expression of lovelessness.As soon as they entered the porch, the chilly air came blowing towards their faces, and the two couldn't help but shiver at the same time.
Yi Yuzhou, who came out to greet his uncle, saw the tacit understanding and silly actions of the two, and couldn't help chuckling a few times, which caused his uncle to roll his eyes.Yi Yuzhou hurriedly made amends, and said "Welcome" to Du Niang with a friendly face.
"Du Niang is going to eat at home today." Jia Zhouyu only confessed, changed into slippers, rolled up his sleeves and walked into the kitchen.Yi Yu Zhou and Du Jue looked at each other for a few seconds before Yi Yu Zhou said, "There are no extra slippers, why don't you just take off your shoes and come in. Xiao Yu cleans the house every day, and the house is very clean."
Du Niang also simply took off the high-heeled sandals that were at least ten centimeters in height, and walked in barefoot. In the blink of an eye, she saw Jia Zhouyu cooking in an apron, and suddenly felt inexplicably cute.What kind of wives suffer, there is no resistance at all!
"I said, are you really his nephew?" Du Niang asked in a low voice towards Yi Yu Zhou, this didn't look like it no matter what.Leaving aside the issue of age, she watched the interaction between the two before, and with her piercing eyes trained over the years, if Jia Zhouyu and Yi Yuzhou had nothing to say, her surname would not be Du!
Yi Yuzhou looked at Jia Zhouyu busy in the kitchen, smiled slightly, and then replied: "Well, for the time being, there is only uncle and nephew relationship."
Who is Du Niang, when she heard Yi Yu Zhou's words, she immediately understood the voice-over, she wanted to develop another relationship with Yu Xiaoshou, but a certain idiot didn't understand!
"Don't worry, look at me." Du Niang blinked at Yi Yuzhou swearingly, and the two seemed to have established an invisible revolutionary friendship between these two sentences, which caused Jia Zhouyu, who had finished cooking, to feel I seem to have been abandoned by the trend of the times,
"Yu Xiaoshou, did you write Danmei because you like boys?" Du Jue pretended to bring up this topic casually, and Yi Yuzhou's eyes suddenly lit up, looking straight at Jia Zhouyu.
Seen by Yi Yuzhou's eyes, Jia Zhouyu should have confidently denied the answer, but suddenly felt a little guilty, and said: "I don't know, I haven't been in a relationship yet, I just think Danmei novels are very loving. "
After hearing Jia Zhouyu's answer, Yi Yuzhou's eyes became even brighter, and Jia Zhouyu's ears became red for no reason.What on earth is this poor uncle doing, staring at him with that kind of eyes, and making people stop eating!
Du, who was at the side, turned a blind eye to the little actions of the two of them, and still ate his meal calmly, and asked, "Then have you ever liked anyone?"
"No." Jia Zhouyu grew up so big that he could count people with friendship on ten fingers. In addition, due to his personality, it was difficult to even make friends, so he didn't care about those things.
"No one who has ever been tempted?" Du Jue asked in surprise. She thought Jia Zhouyu was just obediently playing cards, but she didn't expect that he was not only unresponsive.Looking at the situation, it's not like he hasn't reached puberty yet!
Jia Zhouyu felt a little helpless when she was cut off from that face that expressed all thoughts straightforwardly, so she simply ignored her and buried her head in eating.Putting an end to seeing this, he gave Yi Yuzhou a look.She can only help so much, today she has bullied Yu Xiaoshou for so long, if his arrogant nature is aroused, it will be difficult to coax him.
Yu Zhou understood, and did not continue to persecute, anyway, the future will be long.However, Jia Zhouyu was not in such a good mood as these two people with bad stomachs, suddenly remembered something, and quickly told Du Niang with a serious face: "Don't tell others that I am a man!"
"Why?" Du Jue planned to go back and announce the news about Xida Puben. Before, Jia Zhouyu didn't tell them his gender, and he was usually so soft and cute. Everyone subconsciously thought he was a soft girl.Now she is the first person to know this shocking secret, and if she tells it, she will definitely be able to re-establish her majesty!
"Don't talk about it anyway, I don't want to cause trouble." Jia Zhouyu frowned and replied.It's immoral to tell everyone that he is a man, and to ruin other people's views.What's more, he has pretended to be a soft girl on the Internet for so long, and he can't change it for a while, so let nature take its course.Of course, the most important reason is that he doesn't want to be regarded as a rare animal and be surrounded by people!
Putting an end to looking at Jia Zhouyu's expression, he could only respect his decision, let out a boring "oh", and continued to eat in silence.Yu Xiaoshou's cooking is pretty good, although it can't compare with her mother's, but it's much more delicious than her cooking.
After lunch, Du Niang didn't stay at Yi Yu Zhou's house for a long time, and she didn't ask Jia Zhouyu to go to school to help her run errands. After giving Yi Yu Zhou an ambiguous look, she quickly disappeared from the sight of the two of them.
"What a woman who comes and goes like the wind." Jia Zhouyu didn't know whether it was a compliment or a derogation. After sending the Buddha away, she collapsed on the sofa and refused to move.Because of excessive exercise in the morning, Jia Zhouyu was so tired that he fell asleep on the sofa without knowing it!
Yi Yuzhou looked at Jia Zhouyu's sleeping face tenderly, and after a long while, he pressed a kiss on the corner of Jia Zhouyu's mouth, and carried him back to the room.
Jia Zhouyu didn't sleep for a long time, and woke up after more than an hour, but he found that the house seemed a little too quiet.Although usually he can't hear Yi Yuzhou's voice outside when the door is closed, but now he feels that there is no one alive in the house except him, and he feels a little lonely for no reason.Jia Zhouyu went out to have a look and found that Yi Yuzhou was not at home.
"Where did you go at this time?" Jia Zhouyu looked at the watch on the wall, it was [-]:[-] in the afternoon, did he go out to buy vegetables?At this moment, there was a sound of opening the door from the entrance, and Jia Zhouyu hurried over with a smile on his face that he didn't even notice.
Yi Yuzhou carried two big bags of things and went home with great difficulty. When he looked up, he saw Jia Zhouyu's smile, and felt the heat on his body was instantly blown away by a gust of warm wind.
"What are you doing?" Jia Zhouyu took one of the bags and found that it was a quilt and a pillow.This poor uncle finally found out with his conscience that he was going to prepare a room for him?If it's true, then I'm going to be very happy!But what happened to the faint sense of loss in his heart?
"Grandpa said he was coming to stay for a few days. You haven't gone back all summer, so he misses you." Yi Yu Zhou took out a pair of slippers from the bag in his hand, and then walked into the bathroom. Should be the toiletries.
Hearing what Yi Yuzhou said, Jia Zhouyu scratched her head in embarrassment, and at the same time breathed a sigh of relief, so she didn't want to sleep in a separate room.
At this moment, Yi Yuzhou added another sentence: "Grandpa seemed to be a little angry when he was talking, what are you doing?"
The author has something to say: (づ ̄3 ̄)づ... That's right, today is another double update!Do you really not care about such a hard-working author? ? ? ! !
☆, eight
Hearing this, Jia Zhouyu scratched her head in bewilderment.What did he do to make Dad angry?It seems not.Although he didn't go back during the summer vacation, he listened to his father and stayed in school only after learning to be independent!And at the beginning, he planned to take a summer job, but later found that no matter what kind of job it was, eight hours a day was not as much as his three hours of typing.
Speaking of it, Jia Zhouyu is also very helpless, and instead of wasting so much time doing things he doesn't like, it's better to stay in the dormitory and code words.Was Dad mad because he didn't go out and look for a job?No, Dad is not such an unreasonable person.
Seeing Jia Zhouyu's expression, Yi Yuzhou couldn't help but reached out and rubbed his soft short hair, and said, "Did you forget to call grandpa?"
"Hey?" After Yi Yuzhou reminded him, Jia Zhouyu remembered that he hadn't called his father for almost a month!It's no wonder that my dad is angry. My dad at home loves him the most, but Jia Zhouyu left him at home for a month. It's no wonder he wasn't angry!
Seeing Jia Zhouyu's expression, Yi Yuzhou knew he had guessed right.Shaking his head helplessly, he said, "Grandpa will be here at 05:30 tonight. Just remember to say more nice things and coax him."
"What kind of words are good words?" Jia Zhouyu looked confused, he couldn't make friends because he couldn't speak.
Yi Yuzhou shrugged, took the opportunity to pinch Jia Zhouyu's face, and said, "It's good words that can make grandpa happy." After speaking, he stretched himself, and hung himself directly on Jia Zhouyu's body, " Do you want little uncle to find a girlfriend to make grandpa happy?"
Looking at Yi Yuzhou's lips that were close at hand, Jia Zhouyu shrank back uncomfortably, but someone hanging on him like a large koala would also move forward at the same time, making him unable to avoid it!
"What are you doing?" Jia Zhouyu wanted to push Yi Yuzhou's face away with a look of disgust, but he jumped up uncontrollably like a deer in his heart.
Yi Yuzhou didn't answer Jia Zhouyu's question. Seeing his reddened ears, he rubbed his nose lightly with the tip of his nose, and then whispered in Jia Zhouyu's ear, "Didn't Grandpa always want to see you get married? Find a girl." Grandpa will be very happy when my friend comes back."
"It's too early to say that now." Jia Zhouyu rubbed Yi Yuzhou's itchy ears, and seriously began to consider Yi Yuzhou's suggestion.
Jia Zhouyu's biological parents died because of an accident when they replaced their adoptive father to attend the meeting.So the adoptive father felt particularly guilty about this matter. Since he was a child, he hoped that Jia Zhouyu would grow up quickly, get married and start a business, and cultivate the next generation for their Jia family, so that his two students in heaven could feel at ease.
However, Jia Zhouyu is only in her senior year. Although the manuscript fee for writing a novel is quite a lot, it is not enough to buy a house in this city where every inch of land is expensive. Even if she has a girlfriend, her parents may not agree to let her daughter marry him.So it's still not very reliable to use a girlfriend to coax dad.
However, when Yi Yuzhou saw that Jia Zhouyu was seriously thinking about having a girlfriend, his face immediately turned dark.Unexpectedly, he just lifted a stone and shot himself in the foot with a word he wanted to flirt with!It seemed that he was still too anxious, Yi Yuzhou decisively changed the battle plan, and rubbed Jia Zhouyu's neck fiercely, pulling back Jia Zhouyu's wandering thoughts.
"Little uncle, let's go grocery shopping. Buy grandpa's favorite food. If you make it yourself for him tonight, he will be happy." After Yi Yuzhou finished speaking, he dragged Jia Zhouyu outside.Jia Zhouyu felt that Yi Yuzhou's suggestion was reliable, so the two drove to a large supermarket nearby.
In fact, Yu Zhou just came to this supermarket to buy the two big bags of things. Although he really wanted to visit the household goods section with his little uncle, his grandpa was coming soon. For the sake of efficiency, Yu Zhou took the bags by himself first. Bought most things back.Otherwise, if he was allowed to go shopping with his little uncle, I'm afraid he couldn't help molesting his little uncle all the time, and it would be bad for grandpa to have no place to live in the end.
And it feels very warm to buy vegetables together now.Yu Zhou pushed a shopping cart and followed Jia Zhouyu, his eyes were glued to Jia Zhouyu's body without any scruples, making Jia Zhouyu feel uncomfortable when buying vegetables!
"Look at the road, and watch what I do!" Jia Zhouyu gave Yi Yuzhou a hard look, gave a reprimand in a low voice, and then walked nonchalantly among a group of aunts and aunts.
Because there are still a lot of vegetables at home, Jia Zhouyu only bought his father's favorite potatoes and green peppers when he came out this time, and was about to leave.But just as he was about to check out, he was dragged by Yi Yuzhou to the daily necessities section on the second floor of the supermarket.
"Little uncle, I found something good on it just now." Yu Zhou said to Jia Zhouyu with a mysterious face, and Jia Zhouyu gave a perfunctory "Oh".Having been with this bad guy for so long, no matter how much he believes in Yu Zhou, he is a fool!
Yi Yuzhou didn't care about Jia Zhouyu's attitude, he dragged people to the place where the clothes were sold, and then brought a set of one-piece rabbit plush pajamas from somewhere, and waved it in front of Jia Zhouyu's eyes like a treasure.
"Little uncle, don't you think this pajamas are cute?" Yu Zhou held the pajamas vertically and compared his arms, but the pajamas only fell a little below his knees, which obviously didn't fit him well.
"Cute, do you want to wear it?" Jia Zhouyu was a little surprised. He didn't expect that his handsome nephew would have this unknown hobby!
"No, it's for my little uncle, do you like it?" As Yu Zhou said, he wanted to put the pajamas into the shopping cart.However, Jia Zhouyu had sharp eyes and quick hands, pulled the shopping cart out of the way, and said to Yi Yuzhou angrily: "I don't have that hobby if you want to wear it yourself!" This bastard really thought he was a rabbit, that kind of clothes If he wears it on his body, where will he put his aggressive face!
"Little uncle, haven't you been complaining that I didn't buy pajamas for you?" Yi Yu Zhou muttered aggrievedly, and reluctantly put the rabbit pajamas back to its original place.But then he recovered his smile, "However, it's hot now, so it's not suitable to wear this kind of pajamas. When the weather gets colder, I'll buy some cuter ones for my little uncle!"
"You're cute!" Jia Zhouyu had already given up the idea of normal communication with Yi Yuzhou, and dragged the shopping cart to check out by herself.
After Yi Yu Zhou flirted with his little uncle and sent him home contentedly, he drove to the train station to pick up his grandfather.Although it's a bit early now, in order to improve the impression score in Grandpa's mind, he can still say something nice to the little uncle and increase his favorability. What is the time for him to wait!
Yi Yuzhou was thinking in his heart, Jia Zhouyu's childhood and present appearance gradually overlapped in his mind, turning into the bright smiling face of his favorite young man.
Jia Zhouyu, who was cooking at home, sneezed suddenly and almost cut his hand.Jia Zhouyu's culinary skills come from his adoptive father who brought him up since he was a child. He probably doesn't even know what his father likes to eat.
Shred the potatoes, soak them in salt water for ten minutes before frying them in the pan. You don’t need to add salt when frying. Even if you don’t add other seasonings, it still has a special flavor.Stir-fried pork with green peppers is also my father's favorite dish, but Jia Zhouyu's skill is not good enough. It's not as good as my father's fried meat. Even if you can smell the aroma from far away, it's still pretty good.
In addition, I also made Yi Yuzhou's favorite braised pork and stewed chicken with mushrooms.Of course, Jia Zhouyu never admitted that he was being nice to that poor uncle, but he just saw the ingredients in the refrigerator and made these two dishes subconsciously.Finally, a plate of Chinese cabbage was fried, and when the aroma of garlic was overflowing, Yi Yuzhou brought the old man back.
"It smells so good, my little uncle is really good at cooking." Yu Zhou's exaggerated voice came from the entrance, and Jia Zhouyu's hand holding the bowl trembled and almost fell to the ground.What is this poor guy doing again? Don't use that exaggerated tone to praise him in front of your dad. I feel so ashamed!
"Yeah." Yi Xiuling's calm voice responded lightly, Jia Zhouyu heard from a distance, and knew that his father was angry, and he was very angry.Yixiu Ling is usually a very gentle old man at home, and he can only respond with a monotonous nasal voice. Jia Zhouyu suddenly felt that he was capable.
Seeing Yi Xiuling walking in, Jia Zhouyu hurriedly went up to greet her, with a smile on his face, and said, "Dad, you're here."
Yi Xiuling glanced at Jia Zhouyu, and immediately made Jia Zhouyu tense up.Having been a teacher for most of her life, Yi Xiuling has an aura that can scare all students.
"Do you remember what day NO.13 is in August?" Yi Xiuling's serious expression, like a teacher asking questions in class, made Jia Zhouyu highly nervous.
"August [-]th, it's... Dad's birthday." Jia Zhouyu remembered, it turned out that Dad was angry not because he didn't call back, but because he forgot his biological father's birthday.
Yi Xiuling treated Jia Zhouyu's parents better than his own son. This situation became even more obvious after Jia Zhouyu's parents passed away.Every holiday, the birthdays and death days of the two students, Yi Xiuling would bring rich meals and go to their graves with Jia Zhouyu to worship.When I have nothing to do on weekdays, I often stare at their photos hanging in the living room in a daze.
Jia Zhouyu knew from a very young age that her father was so kind to her, but she just shared a little of her love for her students with him.This time he forgot his father's birthday, no wonder his father was so angry.
Yi Yu Zhou quickly realized what was going on, and seeing Jia Zhouyu's dim face and the cold atmosphere between the two, he quickly said, "Grandpa, little uncle just forgot about it for a while. A few days ago, I mentioned to me that during the National Day holiday, I wanted to go to the place where my parents visited last to pay respects.”
"Forget it for a while!" Yi Xiuling glanced at Yi Yuzhou, snorted coldly, and turned around to go to the dining room.Jia Zhouyu and Yi Yuzhou hurriedly followed. It was a good meal, but now the three of them felt uncomfortable.
The author has something to say: ╮( ̄▽ ̄")╭Yu Shou has encountered a big crisis, and the opportunity for the elder nephew to increase his favorability has come!
☆, nine
After dinner, Yi Yuzhou was busy with Yi Xiuling's settlement, while Jia Zhouyu retreated into the room silently.Jia Zhouyu said that she was not sad, but it was a lie, but more of it was guilt.For the past ten years, he has celebrated every year. He can forget his biological father's birthday, so it's no wonder that his father is angry.
Jia Zhouyu turned on the computer sullenly. Fortunately, during this period of time, he went to bed early and woke up early. He had a lot of inspiration for coding and saved a lot of manuscripts.Sighing, he opened the porridge and fish food stall that he hadn't ordered for a long time, and found that there was a new face, and he seemed to be very familiar with everyone.
It's obviously his own readership, but when he didn't know, there was an extra person that only he didn't know. This made Jia Zhouyu, who was already in a bad mood, feel a little subtle.No, he wants to regain his sense of existence!
Porridge Fish: Hi~o(* ̄▽ ̄*)ブ
Du Niang is so cool: It's amazing, I want to travel abroad by myself, my parents want to follow, I hate it to death.
Douzi: It's okay~ You can do it too, come on!
Liangliang Wan'an: Du Niang is so arrogant!Take a screenshot!
Xiaoxue: Since Du Niang's Cucumber lost to us last time, I feel that the whole person is soft and cute!
It's a flower, not a melon: It turns out that the source of all evil is a cucumber!
Bean: What cucumber?
Xiao Gong smiled charmingly: Come on, come on, Doudou will follow me to the little black room, and I will tell you carefully!
Upstairs is Doubi: Have we overlooked someone?
Du Niang is so cool: Who is it?
Xiaoxue: Who is it?
Liangliang Wan'an: Who is it?
Upstairs is Doubi: Who is it?
Seeing this, Jia Zhouyu was even more disappointed. Those unconscionable guys ignored him!Jia Zhouyu angrily wanted to close the Q group, but suddenly a new face appeared in the group.No, it should be said to be a half-new and unfamiliar name!
Fish porridge: Hi~o(* ̄▽ ̄*)ブ
Porridge fish: ...
Upstairs is Doubi: Huh...? !
Du Niang is so cool: Huh...? !
Xiaoxue: Huh...? !
Is it a flower or not a melon: Who is it?
Liangliang Wan'an: Huh...? !
Fish Porridge: Porridge Yuda, I am your brain fan! ! ! !
Porridge fish: == idiot shut up
Fish porridge: Alright lord, no problem lord!
As soon as this message appeared on the screen, Yi Yu Zhou walked into the room with a smile on his phone.Seeing Jia Zhouyu's still sullen expression, he couldn't help but frowned, and said aggrievedly: "My lord, I'm so obedient, do you still have any dissatisfaction?"
Jia Zhouyu didn't bother to talk nonsense with him, as early as when Yu Porridge said the second sentence, Jia Zhouyu guessed that it was Yi Yuzhou.In a group of tough urging party members, the style of painting is so different, and there is a strong sense of indecentness in the words, remembering that Yi Yuzhou said that he is also in this group, Jia Zhouyu has already confirmed it in his heart.
"What's the matter? Grandpa has already taken a shower and gone to sleep. Maybe he won't be angry when he wakes up tomorrow." Yi Yu Zhou rubbed Jia Zhouyu's soft hair and comforted him softly.
Jia Zhouyu patted Yi Yuzhou's hand away, and said with a dejected face, "Impossible, last time for my mother's birthday, I came home half an hour late, and my father was angry for a month." And he was young at that time. , plus it was only late, the problem was not serious, and his father had been fighting him for a month, this time it was not that simple.
"Grandpa is also a little paranoid." Although Yi Yuzhou has not been in China these years, he has heard his mother talk about grandpa.For a pair of students who are not related to him by blood, it is too exaggerated for him to do this. "Wait for a while, it will be fine when Grandpa calms down by himself."
"Yeah." This was the only way to comfort herself, Jia Zhouyu thought self-destructively, responded, and went directly to take a shower and get ready for bed.Yi Yuzhou looked at the computer that Jia Zhouyu forgot to turn off, and a strange smile suddenly appeared on his face.
Fish porridge: Fish porridge is my boyfriend o(*////▽////*)q
Xiaoxue: Nani? ? ! !
Liangliang Wan'an: Nani? ? ! ! !
Upstairs is funny: Nani? ? ! !
Du Niang is so cool: ...
Xiao Gong smiled charmingly: Nani? ? ! ! !
Du Niang is so cool: you secretly play with Yu Xiaoshou's computer, does he know?
Putting an end to leaning on his bed, frantically clicking on the phone, his expression was very excited.Yu Zhou's guy even invaded this group, so I'm looking forward to the scene where Yu Xiaoshou is eaten and wiped out!
Porridge Fish: He is taking a bath o(*////▽////*)q
Is it a flower or not a melon: I seem to have discovered something
Liangliang Wan'an: Could it be that the handsome guy who was talking to us that day was blushed by Du Niang?
Xiao Gong smiled charmingly: Seek the truth! ! ! ! !
Douzi: Him?Congee Yuda is a man?
Du Niang is so cool: (﹃”﹑) What do you think~
Xiaoxue: ( ̄y▽, ̄)╭Ouch...he's just a pronoun, and it's just easy to play. How could Yu Shou be so soft and cute?
Porridge Fish: o((≧▽≦o) my dear is coming out soon, don’t talk nonsense
After typing this line, Yi Yuzhou put Jia Zhouyu's computer back to its original position. Thinking of what kind of waves his appearance would cause in the group, Yi Yu Zhou couldn't help showing a wicked smile.No matter it is three-dimensional or two-dimensional, he must infiltrate around the little uncle, everywhere!
Jia Zhouyu took a bath and felt a lot better. She realized that it was still early, so she began to reply to the comments below. After the Q group was closed, he ignored it, so he didn't know that some kind of change was quietly happening in the group after being disturbed by Yi Yuzhou.When Jia Zhouyu realized it, it was already three days later, the night when his father left.
I don't know what Yi Yuzhou and Yi Xiuling said. When Yi Xiuling left in a rage, he finally showed Jia Zhouyu a good face. Before leaving, he even cooked lunch for the two younger generations.This made Jia Zhouyu flattered, and Yi Yuzhou's eyes became much more friendly.
But the good times didn't last long, and Jia Zhouyu turned black before Yu Zhou could enjoy enough of his little uncle's gentle treatment.On the day when I sent my dad off, I was able to go online. When Jia Zhouyu opened the porridge and fish stall, he saw a very unsuitable vest having a hot fight with other girls in the group!
Liangliang Wan'an: Yu porridge, when did you and Yu Shou meet?
Fish porridge: ten years ago
Xiaoxue: My childhood sweetheart!so cute!
Xiao Gong smiled charmingly: Then when did you two get together?
Fish porridge: The day I went to pick up Du Niang last time.
Yi Yuzhou didn't blush when he told a lie. After all, he said that he was his little uncle's boyfriend that day, and his little uncle hasn't refuted it until now, so what he said was not a lie.
But when Jia Zhouyu saw this, his face turned red instantly, and he didn't know whether he was angry or shy, and typed a sentence fiercely in front of his old notebook.
Porridge Fish: Bastard, do you dare to tell the truth!
Fish porridge: ╭(╯3╰)╮My dear, you are here~ What! ! !
Porridge Fish: What's your size!You explain to me clearly! ! !
Jia Zhouyu stared at the screen, if that bastard Yu Zhou hadn't been in the study, he might have strangled him to death.It's too much to dare to ruin his reputation!
Fish Porridge: Don’t worry, honey, just wait for me in the room~[Blowing Kiss](* ̄3 ̄)╭
Porridge Fish: Worry about your size!
After Jia Zhouyu finished typing this sentence, she walked out of the room angrily, but Yi Yuzhou had already entered the bathroom first.Jia Zhouyu looked at the vague figure behind the frosted glass door of the bathroom, snorted coldly, turned around and went back.Don't think that there is nothing he can do if he goes to take a bath, when that poor uncle comes out, he must let Yi Yuzhou know what it means to respect the old and love the young!
Jia Zhouyu crossed her arms, sat on the edge of the bed and stared fiercely at the door, brewing emotions.After ten minutes, Yi Yuzhou opened the door.
"Little uncle, are you waiting for me?" Yi Yu Zhou put on that deep V nightgown again, and with a smile, he stepped forward and hugged Jia Zhouyu.
Jia Zhouyu was not tempted by the beauty in front of her eyes, she let Yi Zhou hug her without moving, glared at him with a cold face, and asked Yi Yu Zhou with the most vicious voice she thought: "Why did you do that in the group?" explain!"
"Little uncle, are you angry?" Yi Yu Zhou rubbed Jia Zhouyu's neck, and said aggrievedly, "It's just the Internet, separated by a layer of network, no one knows anyone, so just play role-playing with me, little uncle." OK?"
"There's Du Niang inside!" Jia Zhouyu said, wanting to push Yi Yuzhou away.With the two of them sticking together like this, he couldn't show his aura at all. This situation is not good for him now!
But Yi Yuzhou won't let him succeed, after hugging him a little tighter, he said, "I've already made it clear to her, little uncle, don't worry."
After talking about this level, Jia Zhouyu was speechless for a while!Even though he knew that what Yi Yuzhou said was wrong, he somehow felt that it made sense.
"Little uncle, just accompany me for a while." Yi Yu Zhou gently rubbed the tip of his nose against Jia Zhouyu's neck, his tone was full of coquettishness, "You see, I may not be able to have a serious conversation in this life. If you're in love, why don't you just chat with me on the Internet? Little uncle, only you can help me."
Jia Zhouyu was so shocked by Yi Yuzhou that she lost all momentum.Hearing Yi Yuzhou's words, he suddenly felt a little sad.Even if Yu Zhou finds someone who truly loves each other, the feasibility of having a serious relationship is almost zero.Thinking of this, Jia Zhouyu nodded softly.
Seeing this, Yi Yuzhou happily kissed Jia Zhouyu's face, and said, "I knew that little uncle was the best for me." After speaking, he hugged Jia Zhouyu and lay down.
Jia Zhouyu dazedly wiped the place where Yi Yuzhou kissed just now, blushing for some reason, and still had some anticipation in her heart.It's obviously just acting, why is he so happy!
Then, Jia Zhouyu didn't expect that what he agreed to temporarily would lead to a disaster.If time could be turned back, Jia Zhouyu would not agree to help this favor even if he was killed.Because early the next morning, he stood at the school gate for less than half an hour when he saw a familiar figure.
Putting an end to the still high ponytail and hating the sky, this time I also wore a big sunglasses, the queen's aura was fully opened, causing Jia Zhouyu, who had good eyesight, to see her from a distance.
Let's go for a walk first, Jia Zhouyu made a decisive decision.Although he is dressed normally now, Du Niang's chance of recognizing him is not high, but just in case, it's better not to run into him at this time.
But I don't know if it's bad luck these days, Jia Zhouyu hadn't taken two steps when Du Niang's angry voice came from behind him: "Yu Xiaoshou!"
When Jia Zhouyu heard someone calling him, he turned his head subconsciously. When he saw Du Niang's smug smile, he realized that he had been tricked!
The author has something to say: (┳_┳)...Only a few people saw the one that was updated at eleven o’clock today, so sad o( ̄ヘ ̄o*) I didn’t tell you that there will be a double update tomorrow! !
☆, seven
Putting an end to the fact that he just saw the familiar figure from the back, so he just made a tentative sentence, but he didn't expect to catch a big fish.He took off his sunglasses, walked up to the young man with a stiff expression, looked him up and down carefully, and then said, "Tsk tsk tsk, I didn't expect you to have such a strange habit."
"It's not what you think!" Jia Zhouyu retorted immediately, but she didn't know how to explain it this way. Now that she thought about it, Jia Zhouyu wanted to go back and kill that self who was so confused by morals, so she would think of wearing women's clothing!But it is useless to regret now, Jia Zhouyu calmly changed the topic, "I will take you to report."
"Lead the way ahead!" Du Jue arrogantly held his head up, and decided to settle the score with Jia Zhouyu after the serious business was settled.It's fine to make her lose a cucumber bet, and now those goblins in the group don't listen to her, so they have to rectify it!
Seeing Du Jue's expression, Jia Zhouyu suddenly felt a chill coming from behind, and couldn't help shivering on this hot day.
Three hours later, Jia Zhouyu was sweating profusely sitting on the stone bench under the girls' dormitory, panting heavily.He never expected that Du Ju's revenge would come so quickly.Her dormitory was allocated on the eighth floor, and during these three hours, Jia Zhouyu was prevented from running up and down. It took so long to move all the luggage, which was obviously not much, into the dormitory.
Jia Zhouyu felt that after today, his legs would be weak when he saw the stairs.And Du Niang was standing beside Jia Zhouyu with a clean body at this time, and said in a good mood: "Go, I will treat you to dinner."
"No, I'm going home to cook." Jia Zhouyu panted and waved his hands weakly.Today is Saturday, a day dedicated to welcoming new students, but it is also the weekend of that bastard Yi Yuzhou, he has to go back to make lunch.
"Your family?" Du Jue glanced at Jia Zhouyu in surprise, "Didn't you tell me that you live in school?" It couldn't be that she was playing off, and Yu Xiaoshou was afraid of her, so she just talked about it casually An excuse to escape?Thinking of this, Du Jue's attitude suddenly softened, and he looked at Jia Zhouyu with a smile.
Jia Zhouyu was frightened by Du Jue's smile. Who was Du Niang? The Queen, who was usually full of domineering aura, suddenly smiled at herself. This did not reassure Jia Zhouyu at all, but immediately became vigilant.While thinking about the escape route for a while, he replied: "I moved out this semester."
"Live with someone else?" Du Jue sat next to Jia Zhouyu all of a sudden, saw him nodded nervously, and continued to ask, "Is that handsome guy that day?"
Jia Zhouyu nodded again, and quietly moved her butt to the side.Now he very much hopes that that evil elder nephew can call and urge him to go home and cook. The current Her Majesty Queen is too scary, he can't bear it alone!
"Is he really your boyfriend?" Du Niang had a gossipy expression on her face, and Jia Zhouyu seemed to see something familiar in her eyes, which was the rotten soul they both had!But now this situation doesn't make him happy at all, so he doesn't want to get involved with that uncle's nephew!
"He is my nephew." Jia Zhouyu clarified with a serious face, but what attracted Du Niang's suspicious eyes, "Well, if you don't believe me, you can ask him yourself, let's have a meal together by the way." Last time Du Niang invited the two of them Jia Zhouyu was quite embarrassed to eat with a big man, but that bastard Yu Zhou had no shame at all, so he watched Du Niang pay with peace of mind.
"Okay! But you made it, can you eat it?" Du Niang put on a distrustful expression, Jia Zhouyu didn't bother to explain to her, and you'll know when you eat it!
The two walked all the way home from school, and after being exposed to the sun for nearly 10 minutes, they opened the door with an expression of lovelessness.As soon as they entered the porch, the chilly air came blowing towards their faces, and the two couldn't help but shiver at the same time.
Yi Yuzhou, who came out to greet his uncle, saw the tacit understanding and silly actions of the two, and couldn't help chuckling a few times, which caused his uncle to roll his eyes.Yi Yuzhou hurriedly made amends, and said "Welcome" to Du Niang with a friendly face.
"Du Niang is going to eat at home today." Jia Zhouyu only confessed, changed into slippers, rolled up his sleeves and walked into the kitchen.Yi Yu Zhou and Du Jue looked at each other for a few seconds before Yi Yu Zhou said, "There are no extra slippers, why don't you just take off your shoes and come in. Xiao Yu cleans the house every day, and the house is very clean."
Du Niang also simply took off the high-heeled sandals that were at least ten centimeters in height, and walked in barefoot. In the blink of an eye, she saw Jia Zhouyu cooking in an apron, and suddenly felt inexplicably cute.What kind of wives suffer, there is no resistance at all!
"I said, are you really his nephew?" Du Niang asked in a low voice towards Yi Yu Zhou, this didn't look like it no matter what.Leaving aside the issue of age, she watched the interaction between the two before, and with her piercing eyes trained over the years, if Jia Zhouyu and Yi Yuzhou had nothing to say, her surname would not be Du!
Yi Yuzhou looked at Jia Zhouyu busy in the kitchen, smiled slightly, and then replied: "Well, for the time being, there is only uncle and nephew relationship."
Who is Du Niang, when she heard Yi Yu Zhou's words, she immediately understood the voice-over, she wanted to develop another relationship with Yu Xiaoshou, but a certain idiot didn't understand!
"Don't worry, look at me." Du Niang blinked at Yi Yuzhou swearingly, and the two seemed to have established an invisible revolutionary friendship between these two sentences, which caused Jia Zhouyu, who had finished cooking, to feel I seem to have been abandoned by the trend of the times,
"Yu Xiaoshou, did you write Danmei because you like boys?" Du Jue pretended to bring up this topic casually, and Yi Yuzhou's eyes suddenly lit up, looking straight at Jia Zhouyu.
Seen by Yi Yuzhou's eyes, Jia Zhouyu should have confidently denied the answer, but suddenly felt a little guilty, and said: "I don't know, I haven't been in a relationship yet, I just think Danmei novels are very loving. "
After hearing Jia Zhouyu's answer, Yi Yuzhou's eyes became even brighter, and Jia Zhouyu's ears became red for no reason.What on earth is this poor uncle doing, staring at him with that kind of eyes, and making people stop eating!
Du, who was at the side, turned a blind eye to the little actions of the two of them, and still ate his meal calmly, and asked, "Then have you ever liked anyone?"
"No." Jia Zhouyu grew up so big that he could count people with friendship on ten fingers. In addition, due to his personality, it was difficult to even make friends, so he didn't care about those things.
"No one who has ever been tempted?" Du Jue asked in surprise. She thought Jia Zhouyu was just obediently playing cards, but she didn't expect that he was not only unresponsive.Looking at the situation, it's not like he hasn't reached puberty yet!
Jia Zhouyu felt a little helpless when she was cut off from that face that expressed all thoughts straightforwardly, so she simply ignored her and buried her head in eating.Putting an end to seeing this, he gave Yi Yuzhou a look.She can only help so much, today she has bullied Yu Xiaoshou for so long, if his arrogant nature is aroused, it will be difficult to coax him.
Yu Zhou understood, and did not continue to persecute, anyway, the future will be long.However, Jia Zhouyu was not in such a good mood as these two people with bad stomachs, suddenly remembered something, and quickly told Du Niang with a serious face: "Don't tell others that I am a man!"
"Why?" Du Jue planned to go back and announce the news about Xida Puben. Before, Jia Zhouyu didn't tell them his gender, and he was usually so soft and cute. Everyone subconsciously thought he was a soft girl.Now she is the first person to know this shocking secret, and if she tells it, she will definitely be able to re-establish her majesty!
"Don't talk about it anyway, I don't want to cause trouble." Jia Zhouyu frowned and replied.It's immoral to tell everyone that he is a man, and to ruin other people's views.What's more, he has pretended to be a soft girl on the Internet for so long, and he can't change it for a while, so let nature take its course.Of course, the most important reason is that he doesn't want to be regarded as a rare animal and be surrounded by people!
Putting an end to looking at Jia Zhouyu's expression, he could only respect his decision, let out a boring "oh", and continued to eat in silence.Yu Xiaoshou's cooking is pretty good, although it can't compare with her mother's, but it's much more delicious than her cooking.
After lunch, Du Niang didn't stay at Yi Yu Zhou's house for a long time, and she didn't ask Jia Zhouyu to go to school to help her run errands. After giving Yi Yu Zhou an ambiguous look, she quickly disappeared from the sight of the two of them.
"What a woman who comes and goes like the wind." Jia Zhouyu didn't know whether it was a compliment or a derogation. After sending the Buddha away, she collapsed on the sofa and refused to move.Because of excessive exercise in the morning, Jia Zhouyu was so tired that he fell asleep on the sofa without knowing it!
Yi Yuzhou looked at Jia Zhouyu's sleeping face tenderly, and after a long while, he pressed a kiss on the corner of Jia Zhouyu's mouth, and carried him back to the room.
Jia Zhouyu didn't sleep for a long time, and woke up after more than an hour, but he found that the house seemed a little too quiet.Although usually he can't hear Yi Yuzhou's voice outside when the door is closed, but now he feels that there is no one alive in the house except him, and he feels a little lonely for no reason.Jia Zhouyu went out to have a look and found that Yi Yuzhou was not at home.
"Where did you go at this time?" Jia Zhouyu looked at the watch on the wall, it was [-]:[-] in the afternoon, did he go out to buy vegetables?At this moment, there was a sound of opening the door from the entrance, and Jia Zhouyu hurried over with a smile on his face that he didn't even notice.
Yi Yuzhou carried two big bags of things and went home with great difficulty. When he looked up, he saw Jia Zhouyu's smile, and felt the heat on his body was instantly blown away by a gust of warm wind.
"What are you doing?" Jia Zhouyu took one of the bags and found that it was a quilt and a pillow.This poor uncle finally found out with his conscience that he was going to prepare a room for him?If it's true, then I'm going to be very happy!But what happened to the faint sense of loss in his heart?
"Grandpa said he was coming to stay for a few days. You haven't gone back all summer, so he misses you." Yi Yu Zhou took out a pair of slippers from the bag in his hand, and then walked into the bathroom. Should be the toiletries.
Hearing what Yi Yuzhou said, Jia Zhouyu scratched her head in embarrassment, and at the same time breathed a sigh of relief, so she didn't want to sleep in a separate room.
At this moment, Yi Yuzhou added another sentence: "Grandpa seemed to be a little angry when he was talking, what are you doing?"
The author has something to say: (づ ̄3 ̄)づ... That's right, today is another double update!Do you really not care about such a hard-working author? ? ? ! !
☆, eight
Hearing this, Jia Zhouyu scratched her head in bewilderment.What did he do to make Dad angry?It seems not.Although he didn't go back during the summer vacation, he listened to his father and stayed in school only after learning to be independent!And at the beginning, he planned to take a summer job, but later found that no matter what kind of job it was, eight hours a day was not as much as his three hours of typing.
Speaking of it, Jia Zhouyu is also very helpless, and instead of wasting so much time doing things he doesn't like, it's better to stay in the dormitory and code words.Was Dad mad because he didn't go out and look for a job?No, Dad is not such an unreasonable person.
Seeing Jia Zhouyu's expression, Yi Yuzhou couldn't help but reached out and rubbed his soft short hair, and said, "Did you forget to call grandpa?"
"Hey?" After Yi Yuzhou reminded him, Jia Zhouyu remembered that he hadn't called his father for almost a month!It's no wonder that my dad is angry. My dad at home loves him the most, but Jia Zhouyu left him at home for a month. It's no wonder he wasn't angry!
Seeing Jia Zhouyu's expression, Yi Yuzhou knew he had guessed right.Shaking his head helplessly, he said, "Grandpa will be here at 05:30 tonight. Just remember to say more nice things and coax him."
"What kind of words are good words?" Jia Zhouyu looked confused, he couldn't make friends because he couldn't speak.
Yi Yuzhou shrugged, took the opportunity to pinch Jia Zhouyu's face, and said, "It's good words that can make grandpa happy." After speaking, he stretched himself, and hung himself directly on Jia Zhouyu's body, " Do you want little uncle to find a girlfriend to make grandpa happy?"
Looking at Yi Yuzhou's lips that were close at hand, Jia Zhouyu shrank back uncomfortably, but someone hanging on him like a large koala would also move forward at the same time, making him unable to avoid it!
"What are you doing?" Jia Zhouyu wanted to push Yi Yuzhou's face away with a look of disgust, but he jumped up uncontrollably like a deer in his heart.
Yi Yuzhou didn't answer Jia Zhouyu's question. Seeing his reddened ears, he rubbed his nose lightly with the tip of his nose, and then whispered in Jia Zhouyu's ear, "Didn't Grandpa always want to see you get married? Find a girl." Grandpa will be very happy when my friend comes back."
"It's too early to say that now." Jia Zhouyu rubbed Yi Yuzhou's itchy ears, and seriously began to consider Yi Yuzhou's suggestion.
Jia Zhouyu's biological parents died because of an accident when they replaced their adoptive father to attend the meeting.So the adoptive father felt particularly guilty about this matter. Since he was a child, he hoped that Jia Zhouyu would grow up quickly, get married and start a business, and cultivate the next generation for their Jia family, so that his two students in heaven could feel at ease.
However, Jia Zhouyu is only in her senior year. Although the manuscript fee for writing a novel is quite a lot, it is not enough to buy a house in this city where every inch of land is expensive. Even if she has a girlfriend, her parents may not agree to let her daughter marry him.So it's still not very reliable to use a girlfriend to coax dad.
However, when Yi Yuzhou saw that Jia Zhouyu was seriously thinking about having a girlfriend, his face immediately turned dark.Unexpectedly, he just lifted a stone and shot himself in the foot with a word he wanted to flirt with!It seemed that he was still too anxious, Yi Yuzhou decisively changed the battle plan, and rubbed Jia Zhouyu's neck fiercely, pulling back Jia Zhouyu's wandering thoughts.
"Little uncle, let's go grocery shopping. Buy grandpa's favorite food. If you make it yourself for him tonight, he will be happy." After Yi Yuzhou finished speaking, he dragged Jia Zhouyu outside.Jia Zhouyu felt that Yi Yuzhou's suggestion was reliable, so the two drove to a large supermarket nearby.
In fact, Yu Zhou just came to this supermarket to buy the two big bags of things. Although he really wanted to visit the household goods section with his little uncle, his grandpa was coming soon. For the sake of efficiency, Yu Zhou took the bags by himself first. Bought most things back.Otherwise, if he was allowed to go shopping with his little uncle, I'm afraid he couldn't help molesting his little uncle all the time, and it would be bad for grandpa to have no place to live in the end.
And it feels very warm to buy vegetables together now.Yu Zhou pushed a shopping cart and followed Jia Zhouyu, his eyes were glued to Jia Zhouyu's body without any scruples, making Jia Zhouyu feel uncomfortable when buying vegetables!
"Look at the road, and watch what I do!" Jia Zhouyu gave Yi Yuzhou a hard look, gave a reprimand in a low voice, and then walked nonchalantly among a group of aunts and aunts.
Because there are still a lot of vegetables at home, Jia Zhouyu only bought his father's favorite potatoes and green peppers when he came out this time, and was about to leave.But just as he was about to check out, he was dragged by Yi Yuzhou to the daily necessities section on the second floor of the supermarket.
"Little uncle, I found something good on it just now." Yu Zhou said to Jia Zhouyu with a mysterious face, and Jia Zhouyu gave a perfunctory "Oh".Having been with this bad guy for so long, no matter how much he believes in Yu Zhou, he is a fool!
Yi Yuzhou didn't care about Jia Zhouyu's attitude, he dragged people to the place where the clothes were sold, and then brought a set of one-piece rabbit plush pajamas from somewhere, and waved it in front of Jia Zhouyu's eyes like a treasure.
"Little uncle, don't you think this pajamas are cute?" Yu Zhou held the pajamas vertically and compared his arms, but the pajamas only fell a little below his knees, which obviously didn't fit him well.
"Cute, do you want to wear it?" Jia Zhouyu was a little surprised. He didn't expect that his handsome nephew would have this unknown hobby!
"No, it's for my little uncle, do you like it?" As Yu Zhou said, he wanted to put the pajamas into the shopping cart.However, Jia Zhouyu had sharp eyes and quick hands, pulled the shopping cart out of the way, and said to Yi Yuzhou angrily: "I don't have that hobby if you want to wear it yourself!" This bastard really thought he was a rabbit, that kind of clothes If he wears it on his body, where will he put his aggressive face!
"Little uncle, haven't you been complaining that I didn't buy pajamas for you?" Yi Yu Zhou muttered aggrievedly, and reluctantly put the rabbit pajamas back to its original place.But then he recovered his smile, "However, it's hot now, so it's not suitable to wear this kind of pajamas. When the weather gets colder, I'll buy some cuter ones for my little uncle!"
"You're cute!" Jia Zhouyu had already given up the idea of normal communication with Yi Yuzhou, and dragged the shopping cart to check out by herself.
After Yi Yu Zhou flirted with his little uncle and sent him home contentedly, he drove to the train station to pick up his grandfather.Although it's a bit early now, in order to improve the impression score in Grandpa's mind, he can still say something nice to the little uncle and increase his favorability. What is the time for him to wait!
Yi Yuzhou was thinking in his heart, Jia Zhouyu's childhood and present appearance gradually overlapped in his mind, turning into the bright smiling face of his favorite young man.
Jia Zhouyu, who was cooking at home, sneezed suddenly and almost cut his hand.Jia Zhouyu's culinary skills come from his adoptive father who brought him up since he was a child. He probably doesn't even know what his father likes to eat.
Shred the potatoes, soak them in salt water for ten minutes before frying them in the pan. You don’t need to add salt when frying. Even if you don’t add other seasonings, it still has a special flavor.Stir-fried pork with green peppers is also my father's favorite dish, but Jia Zhouyu's skill is not good enough. It's not as good as my father's fried meat. Even if you can smell the aroma from far away, it's still pretty good.
In addition, I also made Yi Yuzhou's favorite braised pork and stewed chicken with mushrooms.Of course, Jia Zhouyu never admitted that he was being nice to that poor uncle, but he just saw the ingredients in the refrigerator and made these two dishes subconsciously.Finally, a plate of Chinese cabbage was fried, and when the aroma of garlic was overflowing, Yi Yuzhou brought the old man back.
"It smells so good, my little uncle is really good at cooking." Yu Zhou's exaggerated voice came from the entrance, and Jia Zhouyu's hand holding the bowl trembled and almost fell to the ground.What is this poor guy doing again? Don't use that exaggerated tone to praise him in front of your dad. I feel so ashamed!
"Yeah." Yi Xiuling's calm voice responded lightly, Jia Zhouyu heard from a distance, and knew that his father was angry, and he was very angry.Yixiu Ling is usually a very gentle old man at home, and he can only respond with a monotonous nasal voice. Jia Zhouyu suddenly felt that he was capable.
Seeing Yi Xiuling walking in, Jia Zhouyu hurriedly went up to greet her, with a smile on his face, and said, "Dad, you're here."
Yi Xiuling glanced at Jia Zhouyu, and immediately made Jia Zhouyu tense up.Having been a teacher for most of her life, Yi Xiuling has an aura that can scare all students.
"Do you remember what day NO.13 is in August?" Yi Xiuling's serious expression, like a teacher asking questions in class, made Jia Zhouyu highly nervous.
"August [-]th, it's... Dad's birthday." Jia Zhouyu remembered, it turned out that Dad was angry not because he didn't call back, but because he forgot his biological father's birthday.
Yi Xiuling treated Jia Zhouyu's parents better than his own son. This situation became even more obvious after Jia Zhouyu's parents passed away.Every holiday, the birthdays and death days of the two students, Yi Xiuling would bring rich meals and go to their graves with Jia Zhouyu to worship.When I have nothing to do on weekdays, I often stare at their photos hanging in the living room in a daze.
Jia Zhouyu knew from a very young age that her father was so kind to her, but she just shared a little of her love for her students with him.This time he forgot his father's birthday, no wonder his father was so angry.
Yi Yu Zhou quickly realized what was going on, and seeing Jia Zhouyu's dim face and the cold atmosphere between the two, he quickly said, "Grandpa, little uncle just forgot about it for a while. A few days ago, I mentioned to me that during the National Day holiday, I wanted to go to the place where my parents visited last to pay respects.”
"Forget it for a while!" Yi Xiuling glanced at Yi Yuzhou, snorted coldly, and turned around to go to the dining room.Jia Zhouyu and Yi Yuzhou hurriedly followed. It was a good meal, but now the three of them felt uncomfortable.
The author has something to say: ╮( ̄▽ ̄")╭Yu Shou has encountered a big crisis, and the opportunity for the elder nephew to increase his favorability has come!
☆, nine
After dinner, Yi Yuzhou was busy with Yi Xiuling's settlement, while Jia Zhouyu retreated into the room silently.Jia Zhouyu said that she was not sad, but it was a lie, but more of it was guilt.For the past ten years, he has celebrated every year. He can forget his biological father's birthday, so it's no wonder that his father is angry.
Jia Zhouyu turned on the computer sullenly. Fortunately, during this period of time, he went to bed early and woke up early. He had a lot of inspiration for coding and saved a lot of manuscripts.Sighing, he opened the porridge and fish food stall that he hadn't ordered for a long time, and found that there was a new face, and he seemed to be very familiar with everyone.
It's obviously his own readership, but when he didn't know, there was an extra person that only he didn't know. This made Jia Zhouyu, who was already in a bad mood, feel a little subtle.No, he wants to regain his sense of existence!
Porridge Fish: Hi~o(* ̄▽ ̄*)ブ
Du Niang is so cool: It's amazing, I want to travel abroad by myself, my parents want to follow, I hate it to death.
Douzi: It's okay~ You can do it too, come on!
Liangliang Wan'an: Du Niang is so arrogant!Take a screenshot!
Xiaoxue: Since Du Niang's Cucumber lost to us last time, I feel that the whole person is soft and cute!
It's a flower, not a melon: It turns out that the source of all evil is a cucumber!
Bean: What cucumber?
Xiao Gong smiled charmingly: Come on, come on, Doudou will follow me to the little black room, and I will tell you carefully!
Upstairs is Doubi: Have we overlooked someone?
Du Niang is so cool: Who is it?
Xiaoxue: Who is it?
Liangliang Wan'an: Who is it?
Upstairs is Doubi: Who is it?
Seeing this, Jia Zhouyu was even more disappointed. Those unconscionable guys ignored him!Jia Zhouyu angrily wanted to close the Q group, but suddenly a new face appeared in the group.No, it should be said to be a half-new and unfamiliar name!
Fish porridge: Hi~o(* ̄▽ ̄*)ブ
Porridge fish: ...
Upstairs is Doubi: Huh...? !
Du Niang is so cool: Huh...? !
Xiaoxue: Huh...? !
Is it a flower or not a melon: Who is it?
Liangliang Wan'an: Huh...? !
Fish Porridge: Porridge Yuda, I am your brain fan! ! ! !
Porridge fish: == idiot shut up
Fish porridge: Alright lord, no problem lord!
As soon as this message appeared on the screen, Yi Yu Zhou walked into the room with a smile on his phone.Seeing Jia Zhouyu's still sullen expression, he couldn't help but frowned, and said aggrievedly: "My lord, I'm so obedient, do you still have any dissatisfaction?"
Jia Zhouyu didn't bother to talk nonsense with him, as early as when Yu Porridge said the second sentence, Jia Zhouyu guessed that it was Yi Yuzhou.In a group of tough urging party members, the style of painting is so different, and there is a strong sense of indecentness in the words, remembering that Yi Yuzhou said that he is also in this group, Jia Zhouyu has already confirmed it in his heart.
"What's the matter? Grandpa has already taken a shower and gone to sleep. Maybe he won't be angry when he wakes up tomorrow." Yi Yu Zhou rubbed Jia Zhouyu's soft hair and comforted him softly.
Jia Zhouyu patted Yi Yuzhou's hand away, and said with a dejected face, "Impossible, last time for my mother's birthday, I came home half an hour late, and my father was angry for a month." And he was young at that time. , plus it was only late, the problem was not serious, and his father had been fighting him for a month, this time it was not that simple.
"Grandpa is also a little paranoid." Although Yi Yuzhou has not been in China these years, he has heard his mother talk about grandpa.For a pair of students who are not related to him by blood, it is too exaggerated for him to do this. "Wait for a while, it will be fine when Grandpa calms down by himself."
"Yeah." This was the only way to comfort herself, Jia Zhouyu thought self-destructively, responded, and went directly to take a shower and get ready for bed.Yi Yuzhou looked at the computer that Jia Zhouyu forgot to turn off, and a strange smile suddenly appeared on his face.
Fish porridge: Fish porridge is my boyfriend o(*////▽////*)q
Xiaoxue: Nani? ? ! !
Liangliang Wan'an: Nani? ? ! ! !
Upstairs is funny: Nani? ? ! !
Du Niang is so cool: ...
Xiao Gong smiled charmingly: Nani? ? ! ! !
Du Niang is so cool: you secretly play with Yu Xiaoshou's computer, does he know?
Putting an end to leaning on his bed, frantically clicking on the phone, his expression was very excited.Yu Zhou's guy even invaded this group, so I'm looking forward to the scene where Yu Xiaoshou is eaten and wiped out!
Porridge Fish: He is taking a bath o(*////▽////*)q
Is it a flower or not a melon: I seem to have discovered something
Liangliang Wan'an: Could it be that the handsome guy who was talking to us that day was blushed by Du Niang?
Xiao Gong smiled charmingly: Seek the truth! ! ! ! !
Douzi: Him?Congee Yuda is a man?
Du Niang is so cool: (﹃”﹑) What do you think~
Xiaoxue: ( ̄y▽, ̄)╭Ouch...he's just a pronoun, and it's just easy to play. How could Yu Shou be so soft and cute?
Porridge Fish: o((≧▽≦o) my dear is coming out soon, don’t talk nonsense
After typing this line, Yi Yuzhou put Jia Zhouyu's computer back to its original position. Thinking of what kind of waves his appearance would cause in the group, Yi Yu Zhou couldn't help showing a wicked smile.No matter it is three-dimensional or two-dimensional, he must infiltrate around the little uncle, everywhere!
Jia Zhouyu took a bath and felt a lot better. She realized that it was still early, so she began to reply to the comments below. After the Q group was closed, he ignored it, so he didn't know that some kind of change was quietly happening in the group after being disturbed by Yi Yuzhou.When Jia Zhouyu realized it, it was already three days later, the night when his father left.
I don't know what Yi Yuzhou and Yi Xiuling said. When Yi Xiuling left in a rage, he finally showed Jia Zhouyu a good face. Before leaving, he even cooked lunch for the two younger generations.This made Jia Zhouyu flattered, and Yi Yuzhou's eyes became much more friendly.
But the good times didn't last long, and Jia Zhouyu turned black before Yu Zhou could enjoy enough of his little uncle's gentle treatment.On the day when I sent my dad off, I was able to go online. When Jia Zhouyu opened the porridge and fish stall, he saw a very unsuitable vest having a hot fight with other girls in the group!
Liangliang Wan'an: Yu porridge, when did you and Yu Shou meet?
Fish porridge: ten years ago
Xiaoxue: My childhood sweetheart!so cute!
Xiao Gong smiled charmingly: Then when did you two get together?
Fish porridge: The day I went to pick up Du Niang last time.
Yi Yuzhou didn't blush when he told a lie. After all, he said that he was his little uncle's boyfriend that day, and his little uncle hasn't refuted it until now, so what he said was not a lie.
But when Jia Zhouyu saw this, his face turned red instantly, and he didn't know whether he was angry or shy, and typed a sentence fiercely in front of his old notebook.
Porridge Fish: Bastard, do you dare to tell the truth!
Fish porridge: ╭(╯3╰)╮My dear, you are here~ What! ! !
Porridge Fish: What's your size!You explain to me clearly! ! !
Jia Zhouyu stared at the screen, if that bastard Yu Zhou hadn't been in the study, he might have strangled him to death.It's too much to dare to ruin his reputation!
Fish Porridge: Don’t worry, honey, just wait for me in the room~[Blowing Kiss](* ̄3 ̄)╭
Porridge Fish: Worry about your size!
After Jia Zhouyu finished typing this sentence, she walked out of the room angrily, but Yi Yuzhou had already entered the bathroom first.Jia Zhouyu looked at the vague figure behind the frosted glass door of the bathroom, snorted coldly, turned around and went back.Don't think that there is nothing he can do if he goes to take a bath, when that poor uncle comes out, he must let Yi Yuzhou know what it means to respect the old and love the young!
Jia Zhouyu crossed her arms, sat on the edge of the bed and stared fiercely at the door, brewing emotions.After ten minutes, Yi Yuzhou opened the door.
"Little uncle, are you waiting for me?" Yi Yu Zhou put on that deep V nightgown again, and with a smile, he stepped forward and hugged Jia Zhouyu.
Jia Zhouyu was not tempted by the beauty in front of her eyes, she let Yi Zhou hug her without moving, glared at him with a cold face, and asked Yi Yu Zhou with the most vicious voice she thought: "Why did you do that in the group?" explain!"
"Little uncle, are you angry?" Yi Yu Zhou rubbed Jia Zhouyu's neck, and said aggrievedly, "It's just the Internet, separated by a layer of network, no one knows anyone, so just play role-playing with me, little uncle." OK?"
"There's Du Niang inside!" Jia Zhouyu said, wanting to push Yi Yuzhou away.With the two of them sticking together like this, he couldn't show his aura at all. This situation is not good for him now!
But Yi Yuzhou won't let him succeed, after hugging him a little tighter, he said, "I've already made it clear to her, little uncle, don't worry."
After talking about this level, Jia Zhouyu was speechless for a while!Even though he knew that what Yi Yuzhou said was wrong, he somehow felt that it made sense.
"Little uncle, just accompany me for a while." Yi Yu Zhou gently rubbed the tip of his nose against Jia Zhouyu's neck, his tone was full of coquettishness, "You see, I may not be able to have a serious conversation in this life. If you're in love, why don't you just chat with me on the Internet? Little uncle, only you can help me."
Jia Zhouyu was so shocked by Yi Yuzhou that she lost all momentum.Hearing Yi Yuzhou's words, he suddenly felt a little sad.Even if Yu Zhou finds someone who truly loves each other, the feasibility of having a serious relationship is almost zero.Thinking of this, Jia Zhouyu nodded softly.
Seeing this, Yi Yuzhou happily kissed Jia Zhouyu's face, and said, "I knew that little uncle was the best for me." After speaking, he hugged Jia Zhouyu and lay down.
Jia Zhouyu dazedly wiped the place where Yi Yuzhou kissed just now, blushing for some reason, and still had some anticipation in her heart.It's obviously just acting, why is he so happy!
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