teacher!I'm hungry

Xu Lifeng leaned back on the chair with his eyes closed, trying to ignore those dark voices, but the child beside him poked him.

He was holding popcorn, "You don't want to eat?"

Xu Lifeng shook his head, "You eat, don't worry about me."

After a while, the child poked him again.

"What are you doing?" The sound of the horror scene switching in the movie made his heart sink very low, and he was extremely anxious.

"You're scared?"

The child's beautiful eyes reflected the light on the screen at the moment, shining brightly, Xu Lifeng was sure that he saw the...smile that was magnified countless times.

He sat up straight, grabbed a handful of popcorn and stuffed it into his mouth, pretending to twist his neck and shoulders, "Okay, I was a little tired just now, but now I feel more energetic."

Fang Qin still looked at him with puzzled eyes, as if saying, why do I feel that you have been alive and kicking, why are you tired?

"What do you see me doing?" He asked nonchalantly.

Fang Qin turned his eyes back to the movie, "It's okay."

Three-quarters of the way through the movie is the time of the attack.

A series of music with both form and spirit made Xu Lifeng's heart flutter. He stared at the front without blinking. Put your fist to your mouth and bite.

Fang Qin poked him again, but he didn't dare to turn his head back, so he held back, "What are you doing?" He was afraid that he would not dare to look back after a while.

"Are you afraid?"

Xu Li laughed a few times dryly, because there was no one around, and it wasn't particularly noisy, "I said what's the matter with you, do you want to watch a movie or watch me? This is my food, full of passion and excitement. Already!"

Fang Qin poked his arm again, "But, your muscles are very tense," he poked twice more in a row to make sure he felt right.

Xu Lifeng gritted his teeth and panicked, seeing the bloody zombie in the movie who was gnawing on a person's flesh, and pulled out the person's heart with his fingers, cold sweat broke out on his head, and he began to stutter, "I'm that Excited...excited, so excited."

He was so regretful that his intestines were green, and he really wanted to dig a hole in the ground himself. Taking Fang Qin to watch a movie was an absolute mistake!

When he went home to take a bath, he called Fang Qin a few times, and he was worried after taking a bath. He was relieved only after he was sure that Fang Qin was at his house.

Xu Lifeng's imagination is usually rich, and he likes to scare himself very much.For example, after watching that movie just now, he was afraid that when he suddenly opened a door or opened his eyes after closing his eyes, that skinless zombie would stick in front of him with his mouth open, revealing a mouthful of black stinky teeth.

It's been a while since he's seen a horror movie, and now he's able to turn off the lights and go to sleep.In the past, the room was brightly illuminated all night long. In Xu's mother's words, it was nerve-wracking!No electricity bills!

He sat on the sofa and brushed his hair. The room was very bright, and his restless mood improved a lot.Fang Qin walked up to him and handed him his mobile phone.

"Teacher, you haven't called the housekeeper yet."

Xu Lifeng took the phone and looked at it. There were a few dormitory supervisors who missed the call. Fang Qin probably couldn't be found, and now he was in a hurry to find the head teacher.

He dialed the phone, "Hi, I'm Teacher Xu."

"Yes, Fang Qin went home today. I'm sorry, a student in my class fainted and I just came back from the hospital. I was too busy to inform you."

"Ah? Student, it's okay. I'm probably awake now. Don't worry."

Fang Qin sat on the sofa and watched him for a while, then ran to the room, took short sleeves and shorts, and went into the bathroom.

At night, Fang Qin had a dream. There was an earthquake, and he was crushed by cement bricks in the ruins, unable to move, and it became more and more difficult to breathe.

In the end he thought he was going to die and woke up, opened his eyes and it was dark, he was hugged tightly by his hands, his face pressed against Xu Lifeng's undulating chest.

He moved lightly so that he would not be suffocated or strangled, and then fell asleep with difficulty in Xu Lifeng's arms.

Normally speaking, if I picked up a burdensome life for nothing, I should live in darkness.But in the past two years, although the salary of one person and two people are relatively tight, Xu Lifeng's life is just as impressive.

When I returned home radiantly humming a song, I saw the Buddha statue of my mother sitting on the sofa, and Jiang Lingling with fluttering long hair was sitting opposite.

He didn't even look at Jiang Lingling, he hugged his mother's thigh with all his heart, and rubbed against his mother with a playful smile, "Our family's god, this is Tang Zeng married a wife! I was shocked, I was still thinking about you just now." Here you are."

Xu's mother pushed his head away, "Go, go, stop talking to me," Xu's mother looked at the time, "I will call you if you don't answer me. It's only six o'clock, how can you You're so busy, you don't have time to go out and make an appointment?"

Xu Lifeng lowered his head and smiled bitterly, "It's just... I have time today, I've been very busy all the time, and I have to do my best to take care of the flowers of the motherland."

This Jiang Lingling is really troublesome. She wanted to take advantage of the replay of her pigeons last time, and the two of them broke up, but they were disturbed by their mother.Xu Lifeng mercilessly hung up on her repeated phone calls from the store, but this woman was extremely determined and persistent in pestering him.

The two of them had a few meals together and watched a few movies, but Xu Lifeng really just immersed himself in eating, eating popcorn and enjoying the movie.Several times, Jiang Lingling didn't know whether she was really asleep or pretended to be asleep, and she put her head on Xu Lifeng's shoulder. Xu Lifeng slapped her with a slap, then straightened the wrinkles on her clothes and continued to watch.

Xu Lifeng couldn't help thinking that this woman was so courageous after being cold-eyed so many times to follow her home.

But this Buddha statue that weighed him down like a mountain of five fingers was definitely invited by Jiang Lingling. The woman really has scheming, which makes you hard to guard against!

Xu Lifeng glared at Jiang Lingling, and Jiang Lingling smiled at him.

Mother Xu slapped Xu Lifeng on the back, "Why are you staring, how can you treat a girl like this, how could I give birth to a son who is not a gentleman like you."

"How do I know...how you were born," Xu Lifeng said in a low voice, and it is estimated that Xu's mother didn't hear the last point clearly.

She raised her voice, ready to slap her hand, "What did you say?"

Xu Lifeng hurriedly waved his hands to apologize, "No, no, I didn't say anything."

"Forget it, I didn't make a special trip to see you. After attending your Aunt Zhang's son's wedding today, when I think of you, a worthless person, I panic."

Mother Xu put on her purse and stood up, "Your Auntie Zhang is still waiting for me to play mahjong, Lingling will stay with you tonight."

What Xu's mother said seemed to be eating braised duck tonight, Xu Lifeng didn't realize it all at once, "What... what? She lives here, why doesn't she live with you? You can go to the hotel too!"

"What are you yelling about?" Mama Xu slapped him on the back with a loud slap, "It's dangerous for a girl to live outside alone, we old mothers are going to fight all night," Mama Xu rolled her eyes. Blink gave Xu Lifeng a wink, which made Xu Lifeng tremble with fright.

"Mom, are your eyes cramping?"

Xu Lifeng was slapped again, "Did you say that to your mother? You are an unfilial son."

Jiang Lingling finally spoke, her voice was aggrieved, "Auntie, Xiaofeng really doesn't want to let it go, don't force him."

"Lingling, what are you talking about? This child hasn't gotten along with girls very much, so he's shy," Xu's mother sternly said to Xu Lifeng again, "I bought this house for you, and I let Lingling live in it. Do you have any objections?" Xu's mother's eyes were fixed on him, Xu Lifeng didn't dare to say no, and if he continued, he should be the one who slept on the street.

"No, I have no objection. Mom, please go slowly," Xu Lifeng sent Xu's mother out, and gently closed the door.

When he returned to the living room, Jiang Lingling was no longer sitting like a good girl just now, she was leaning on the sofa with her arms wide open and smiling proudly at Xu Lifeng.

Xu Lifeng also leaned on the sofa to meet him face to face, absolutely not losing to others in terms of momentum.

"I said why are you here?"

"Me?" Jiang Lingling pointed at herself innocently, "Come to the wedding with Auntie."

"That's not what I mean," Xu Lifeng knew that she had a few friends here, didn't she want to invite them to dinner before, "go live with your friends, or find a hotel. I'm unmarried, you're unmarried Why should I come here?"

"Aren't we boyfriend and girlfriend? I'm stupid to keep my boyfriend."

"Don't come here, you know I don't like you."

Jiang Lingling spread her hands, and smiled freely, "What does that matter, I like you and it's fine."

That smile made Xu Lifeng's heart tremble, and she moved to Xu Lifeng's side step by step, "Xu Lifeng, do you like women?"

Xu Lifeng turned his head to avoid her touching hand, "None of your business."

Jiang Lingling frowned solemnly, "But I don't think that's the case," she said as she touched Xu Lifeng's neck.

Xu Lifeng forcibly endured the miasma of gunpowder in his body, he must be calm and calm, and don't let this woman look down on him.

After a long time, he finally couldn't help but said coldly, "Have you touched enough, don't press me to death, the pig is not as heavy as you." Now he feels that dealing with people like Jiang Lingling is to be merciless .

The corner of Jiang Lingling's mouth twitched into a smile, and Xu Lifeng suddenly noticed that the fangs she exposed were shining fiercely, "Don't panic, what's the rush." ​​She pinched Xu Lifeng's veins and took his hand Putting it on his chest, raising his eyebrows, the soft lump really scared Xu Lifeng's soul trembling.

This fierce light is really fucking boobs!

Pulling his hand back now is too embarrassing, and it feels disgusting to continue to put it there. When he was hesitating in his heart, he heard a voice.

The voice I least want to hear at this time.

"teacher."

"You're really interested."

This teacher, so ironic!

This sentence is even more ironic!

Xu Lifeng had never heard the taste of "teacher" from the kid's mouth before.

He watched Fang Qin froze for a moment in shock, at this moment Jiang Lingling had already let go, and he was left with his hands on her chest like a hooligan, and their posture was still very ambiguous.

He stood up hastily, his mind was more chaotic than an indistinct cobweb, and he didn't know how to explain it.

"It's not what you think."

It was the first time Xu Lifeng saw Fang Qin smile at him, but it was a sneer.

He came over and handed a mobile phone to Xu Lifeng, Xu Lifeng just wiped it in his pocket, but he didn't have a mobile phone.

The child stared at him coldly for a while, then glanced at Jiang Lingling again, "Is this teacher's wife?"

Jiang Lingling happily answered "Yes," her voice was so loud that it completely drowned out Xu Lifeng's "How is it possible?"

Fang Qin looked at Xu Lifeng coldly again, Xu Lifeng didn't know what to explain to his students or why he should explain to Fang Qin, he was annoyed, gritted his teeth and cursed shit.

"Excuse me," Fang Qin turned around and walked out the door, Xu Lifeng's heart skipped a beat as his back turned away.

The door slammed shut, Xu Lifeng scratched his hair and kicked hard on the sofa with nowhere to vent, pointing at Jiang Lingling and scolding, "You're fucking crazy, aren't you?"

Jiang Lingling snorted contemptuously, and walked into Xu Lifeng's bedroom, "Who told you to release me last time, each person was evened out at once." He opened the door a crack, "I will sleep in your room tonight, the sofa It’s up to you to choose from the hotel.”

It's not like Jiang Lingling just likes Xu Lifeng. Although she really wanted to develop with him before, after getting along with him a few times, she also knows that a twisted melon is not sweet, and she doesn't have to give up a deep forest for Xu Lifeng. .

But she is a bad taste!

The fact that Xu Lifeng blatantly released pigeons in front of so many of her friends has always worried her, and she thinks it is very interesting to tease Xu Lifeng.Especially every time he smiled at him, Jiang Lingling was amused by his steel-strength expression.Then bring Xu's mother out to the sun, and the scene where Xu Lifeng changed from his usual indifference and immediately became dog-legged also gave Jiang Lingling a particularly sense of accomplishment.

No, Xu Lifeng walked around anxiously in the living room, and she fell asleep very comfortably.

This person was just idle and panicked.

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