Heavenly Saint of Banished Immortals [Main Attack]

There must be absolutely...

Fang Moxuan: You've already said it all, do you still want me to answer?

Shao Yun: ...is there any?How can I not remember?

Fang Moxuan: It was the day I got together with them... and the first time...

Shao Yun: I was definitely drunk.

Fang Moxuan: No, you are very sober. 【Kiss the lips of the people around you lightly】

Shao Yun: Oh... [uncomfortable]

Yes: The expression of the attacker at that time?

Fang Moxuan: [smirk] This has nothing to do with you.

Reminder: I... forgot...

Ahe: Has the attacking side ever committed any acts of violence?

Shao Yun: ...No.

Fang Moxuan: I wouldn't do this kind of thing.

Ah He: May I ask what was the recipient's reaction at that time?

Fang Moxuan: ...

Indicates:  ….

Ah He: Alright, skip this question. [Turning through the document paper, sweating coldly]

Ah He: For you, what is the ideal type of "being an X object"?

Fang Moxuan: Shao Yun is very good.

Shao Yun: That's fine, master.

Ah He: Does the current partner meet your ideal?

Fang Moxuan: Of course.

Shao Yun: Yes

Ah He: Have you ever used small props in X? [I'm about to lose blood and die! ! 】

Fang Moxuan: No. [The tone is a little regretful]

Shao Yun: ... Master, do you want to give it a try [Smiling like a flower]

Fang Moxuan: No, I'm just curious [shaking head]...

Ah He: When did it happen to you for the first time?

Fang Moxuan: I forgot.

Shao Yun: I don't remember.

Ah He: You guys... have a good understanding...

Ah He: Was the object at that time your current lover?

Fang Moxuan: Yes.

Shao Yun: Yes.

Jing Jing: ... Fuck, I suddenly want to die [Looking at the two people who are showing affection]

Fang Moxuan: Then hurry up! !

Ah He: ...At least let me finish the hundred questions! ! !

Ah He: Where do you like to be kissed the most?

Fang Moxuan: Lips are fine...

Shao Yun: Neck.

Ah He: Where do you like to kiss each other the most?

Fang Moxuan: Neck. 【laugh】

Shao Yun: Lips...

Ah He: What was the most pleasing thing for the other party during X? 【□□】

Fang Moxuan: ... [Smiling meaningfully].

Shao Yun: ...I don't remember.

Ah He: Obviously I don’t want to say 【Resentment】

Ah He: Well, the next question is, what were you thinking at the time of X?

Fang Moxuan: Of course he is an apprentice.

Shao Yun: ...Will he want to do it again?

Fang Moxuan: If Yun'er doesn't like it, don't force it.

Shao Yun: No... [Voice fades]

Ah He: Cough, two, and the last three questions, you can go to work immediately after the questions. At X, did you undress yourself?Still need help?

Fang Moxuan: Usually I take it off, but sometimes Yun'er takes it off by herself. 【laugh】

Shao Yun: I won't repeat it after he answered it.

Ah He: Tsk, why are you so open all of a sudden?What is X to you?

Fang Moxuan: Let's deepen the relationship.

Shao Yun: It hurts, maybe I still think it's an expression of love, after all, this bastard is not very good at expressing.

Fang Moxuan: Yun'er, I'm suddenly so moved... [Wiping tears]

Ah He: You are too fake...

Ah He: Next is the last question.

Fang Moxuan: Hurry up.

Ah He: If you say a word to the other party, what will you say?

Fang Moxuan: Yun'er, would you like to stay with me all the time?

Shao Yun: ...Okay. [Looking at Fang Moxuan and nodding slightly]

Ah He: Cough, I don’t know anything.Thank you for watching this episode, see you next time.

[Crowd: Who wants to see you again! ! ! ! 】

The author has something to say: just put it in the manuscript box and was locked TAT where there are bad words! ! ! !

☆、Fanwai San Drunk

Hundreds of years have passed and everyone has calmed down a lot, but there will always be someone who remembers the stupid things back then...

Fang Moxuan sometimes thinks about the days when he was in Lingxianmen. Of course, he is also in Lingxianmen now, but everyone has grown up after all, and it is not as interesting as when they were young.

Get up from the bed and open the door, this sleep is really comfortable.

"Come on, I've never seen you so sleepy and sleepy before. This reincarnation has changed a lot." After talking about it, Shao Yun also felt a little emotional. "...Actually, it's not the case myself."

"I fell asleep today, but I remembered some past events." Fang Moxuan replied with a smile, and led Shao Yun to the small pavilion in the center of Lianhu Lake.

"Oh." He just replied lightly, as if he wasn't interested at all.

Fang Moxuan was helpless about this, this awkward personality has not changed even after reincarnation.Looking at the person who put on a face that he didn't want to hear, but his eyes clearly expressed wanting to know, he laughed.

Obviously they can hide their emotions in front of other people, but they don't bother to cover them up in front of him. That's right, they shouldn't be covering up, right? For them, they are people who have been with each other since birth.

This happened a night ago, several years after Fang Moxuan worshiped Lingxianmen...

"This is the wine I brewed, do you dare to try it..." At that time, eight and a half teenagers gathered in a courtyard, chatting and laughing happily. .

"Weiwei, this is wine, not water. If you drink so much, you will get drunk." Fang Moxuan looked helplessly at Cen Weiwei's act of pouring wine into water, but still dissuaded him.

Fang Moxuan's wine was not high in alcohol content, but it was the first time for anyone other than him to touch alcohol, so it was inevitable that he would get drunk.

It's just that I didn't expect that it's okay to drink less, and the wine quality is even worse.

When Chen Qian got drunk, he turned into a kissing maniac, and kissed whoever he caught. Fang Moxuan was fine, he liked to drink, and his alcohol capacity was considered good, even if he had been sitting far away, he would almost be affected first.

Before Fang Moxuan was affected, the old god was watching the farce in the yard, but after being affected first, Fang Moxuan decided that if it was really impossible, he would knock them unconscious and send them back to their own courtyard.

What happened after that made people laugh and cry, and Fang Moxuan also regretted letting them have a drink, although what happened was really interesting, ahem...cough...

After Chen Qian got drunk, the person closest to him was originally Cen Weiwei, but Cen Weiwei went to find Wan Qing, so the person closest to him became Xiao Ming.

Xiao Ming dodged and jumped onto the tree. Although his skills were a little sluggish after drinking, it was more than enough to avoid Chen Qian's wolf kiss.

Seeing that the target was gone, Chen Qian was not persistent, and ran towards Cen Chu on the other side.

Seeing this, Fang Moxuan was really worried about Chen Qian. Cen Chu's obsession with cleanliness could not be less severe than his own, but ahem... Looking at Chen Qian who was kicked away, he couldn't help but laugh.

Qu Yun sat in the original position very soberly, drinking the wine in sips, Fang Moxuan couldn't help thinking: "Qu Yun's drinking capacity is really good..." He regretted it the next moment.

Looking at Qu Yun who was grabbing Xiao Ming and beating him up, his face was as black as the bottom of a pot.As if Xiao Ming had a grudge against him for taking his wife, Fang Moxuan pretended not to notice, "Junior Brother Xiao Ming, Qu Yun has cleaned up a lot of messes for you on weekdays, this time I will pay him back... "Regarding his reluctance to save himself, he turned his head a little guilty.

A few drunks had been making trouble for half the night, and finally subsided.Looking at the drunks who were sent back to their own yard, Fang Moxuan breathed a rare sigh of relief.

"Isn't it interesting?" Fang Moxuan, who came back to his senses, still had a smile on his lips.

"I've recently brewed new wine, how about inviting them to drink it." Seeing that Shao Yun was silent, he leaned over his head, wrapped his arms around Shao Yun's waist, and whispered in his ear.

It is said that Fang Moxuan invited them to drink this day, and they were all drunk.It's just that they all brought their families with them this time, so he didn't need to worry about the possibility of his yard being destroyed.

After sending the person away, Da Heng carried Shao Yun back to his room, ignoring Shao Yun's protest. "A good night is too short, so it's better to have fun in time." He smiled meaningfully.

In the world of cultivators, not only love, but also other emotions will become weak.If there is someone by my side, it doesn't matter if it's a man or a woman.

The author has something to say: Thank you to the little angels who accompanied me here, I hope we can meet again in the next book^_^,