[Kung Fu Panda] On the stupidity of Lord Shen

[Someone has been playing a big game of chess, and I just need to understand how to go smoothly. ——Shen Huaxi]

"Come on, don't act your way here. I don't believe you will give up power." Jiu Zuo said, found a seat at random and sat down. Shen Xin's face was turning green with anger, but she couldn't have an attack yet, she was too aggrieved.

"Yes, you understand, you understand best, my acting skills can only deceive people outside, you can say don't go out, you don't know how capable those old men are." Touching the place where the carving knife was placed before, Shen Xin's heart skipped a beat. He was worried that the other party would find something, but the man paused for a moment, then casually pulled out a pile of knives and scabbards from the cabinet on the other side. , There is even a kitchen knife in it!

Shen Xin couldn't help but twitched the corner of her mouth, Jiuzheng's expression seemed to be normal, as if she had been used to it for a long time, this made Shen Xin, who was already in an uncomfortable mood, hold her breath in her heart again, and secretly swore that next time he went out, he would definitely To turn over the almanac!

The things that the green clothes turned out were all chaotically placed on the table in the end: "Look, I don't have any hobbies, I just like to collect some knives and swords, but they are arguing every day that I am not doing business properly. Don't you finish the government affairs well every day, no, my small carving knife is missing again, it must have been confiscated."

The man in the green clothes had a painful expression on his face, which made Shen Xin very happy. At the same time, after making sure that he hadn't been discovered, he was about to secretly breathe a sigh of relief. Unfortunately, God always fails to fulfill his wishes. Jiuzheng's next sentence It almost didn't make Shen Xin's hairs explode from shock.

"That carving knife of yours, don't be stared at by some small things." Jiuzheng glanced at the roof with a meaningful look, although it was not the direction where Shen Xin was hiding, it also scared Shen Xin into a cold sweat .

Now it's really because I'm not good enough to be discovered, shit, you bastard Jiuzheng, did you deliberately come to tear down my platform!If you dare to expose me, just wait for your own bankruptcy!Regarding the casual glance of Jiu Zuo just now, Shen Xin would not be so naive as to think that it was a coincidence.

"Well, indeed, that carving knife is worth some money anyway." The green clothes actually thought seriously about what Jiuzheng said casually: "It seems that we have to move faster to bring our own people in. I said Jiuzheng, Do you want to give me an idea, and do me a favor, brother?"

Shen Xin felt inexplicably that this guy might be sold by Jiuzheng in the future and would still count the money for him. After thinking about it, why did he suddenly feel that this relative he just met was so pitiful, so in an instant, Shen Xin's pair of eyes The sad and indignant eyes carried a hint of sympathy, and of course, there was a little sense of pride in it: "Huh! Fortunately, I am not as stupid as him, and I have never been taken advantage of by that Jiuzheng. It is the most powerful, baa ha ha!"

"You and I have known each other for a long time, so I naturally want to help with this little bit of help, but, Brother Hua Xi, it's almost noon, why don't you go have a meal first? Don't say you're not hungry, my stomach is already growling " Hearing what Jiu Zuo said, Shen Xin, who was hiding above, suddenly remembered the burning sensation in his stomach, and felt extremely uncomfortable for a moment.

"Huh? This is indeed my rudeness. I just finished my work and saw you coming again. I was so happy that I forgot it. It's time for the meal. I'll ask someone to bring the meal." After finishing speaking, Shen Huaxi called A guard came outside the door, ready to urge lunch.

"Very good, Brother Hua Xi, remember to serve more light dishes. I have been keeping in good health recently, and this time I brought you a new wine to taste. Find someone to ask my little servant Tsing Yi for it. This is the drunkard's new wine. Brewed, you are in luck."

"Couldn't it be the tea leaves that the drunkard yelled for more than half a year?" Shen Huaxi's joy deepened when he saw Jiu Zuo nod his head: "There's nothing to be courteous about, it's either rape or stealing." , Jiu Zuo, why did you come to Phoenix City this time?"

"Since we are old acquaintances, I will not be polite, but don't talk about it now, the food is important, I am going to starve to death, anyway, I will stay with you for a few more days, and then we will meet again Talk slowly."

It can only be said that the efficiency in the palace is indeed much higher than those in the restaurants outside. Not long after Jiu Zuo finished speaking, the delicious and delicious dishes were served by those beautiful maids. Come over one by one.

Only now did Shen Xin know what it means to be in dire straits!If you are hungry, you can't eat edamame!Watching others eat when you are hungry is painful!In Shen Xin's heart No. 30, he greeted Jiuzuo's [-]th generation ancestors eight times and again!

"Damn Jiu Zuo, it must be on purpose, so you won't go out to eat!" Shen Xin continued to grit her teeth, "Hmph! I don't want to eat this kind of rotten food, it looks so annoying! I don't want to eat it at all! Hmph , why hasn't that stupid wolf come back, it's so hungry..."

"Boom! Boom! Your Majesty!" Just as Jiuzheng and Shen Huaxi were enjoying their meal, an angry voice suddenly came from outside the door, and after opening the door, a man who looked like the leader of the guard was respectfully Standing quietly at the door, waiting for the instigation of the green clothes.

Except for the emperor and the people approved by the emperor, no one is allowed to enter the imperial study room (the exceptions are food delivery, cleaning, etc.), because there are nine people in it, and Shen Huaxi is not good. He asked people to come in and saw his lack of etiquette, so he had no choice but to put on that dark green coat again and go out to ask questions.

"Go ahead and eat, they won't notice, heh, you are smart, and you can use dark steps well. If I didn't know how to do this martial art, I wouldn't have noticed that the two people outside the door have been tampered with." Jiu Zhuo With a complimenting tone, he looked at Shen Xin with a smile on his face.

Shen Xin didn't expect Jiu Zuo to come up with this move, so she hesitated for a moment, then curled her lips unwillingly, and jumped down carefully with light work.

"You are bold, he is also an emperor after all, how can you tell me to come out, and you are not afraid of being discovered?!"

"That's why I praised you for being smart. You actually combined dark steps and light kung fu together. Don't worry, they are not good at martial arts, so they won't be able to spot you. Come and eat." Jiu Zuo pulled Shen Xin away. , let him sit on his lap, and even picked up a handful of vegetables, ready to feed Shen Xin.

"Hey, there's a stool over there. Also, can't you change the chopsticks?" Shen Xin pushed Jiuzheng's hand holding the chopsticks a little dissatisfied, trying to climb down from Jiuzheng's body.

"There are only two people here. Where did you get the third pair of bowls and chopsticks and the third stool? Do you want to be discovered? Be good, don't be disgusted." Jiuzheng's hug on Shen Xin's waist did not intend to let go at all. The chopsticks of the dish approached Shen Xin's mouth again, and this time Shen Xin didn't bother to refuse, there was a free meat pad, so she didn't have to use it for nothing, but Shen Xin still grabbed the chopsticks from Jiuzheng's hand, not to be outdone, and I ate it with vegetables.

The imperial study room is very large, consisting of an inner room and an outer room, and there is a screen in the middle, so the few people who are discussing not far from the door can't see the situation in the inner room at all, and their own martial arts are not good enough. Higher, it is even more impossible to find Shen Xin who has hidden most of his breath with the secret step of charm killing.

Shen Xin's martial arts is not high, but the magic killing that Jiuzheng taught him is a big killer that can be stolen, it is not a problem to deceive ordinary people.

"You should have just been here for a few days. You have been exhausted by boats and cars, and you started to make noise again without enough rest. It really is your temper. These dishes are relatively light, but they are all healthy. I also brought this tea. Eat quickly, after they finish talking, you won't have time to eat." Jiu Zuo whispered in Shen Xin's ear, and then looked at Shen Xin's eating, knowing that he was very hungry, so he poured a cup of tea and passed it on. past.

Just as soon as the chopsticks were stuffed into his mouth, he heard the tone of the abnormal old lady Jiuzheng. Shen Xin stopped breathing immediately, and almost swallowed the food. He covered his mouth and coughed carefully a few times, and drank half of the pot. After tea cleared, he recovered from the shock, but looking at Jiuzheng's smiling eyes, Shen Xin didn't know what to say for a while, and replied stupidly for the first time: "Oh."

"Oh what? I am so considerate, Jiu Ye, and you didn't rush to praise me? You see, I made a special meal for you just now, aren't you very happy!" It made Shen Xin feel that the current Jiuzheng was really abnormal in some places, so he muttered silently, "You are actually on the way!" Then he turned his head and stopped paying attention to this abnormal guy.

But...how did this dish become more delicious? The corners of Shen Xin's mouth slowly curled up, maybe he didn't even notice it.

----------------[Parallel World (Blackened Nine Times)] A small theater that has nothing to do with the main drama-------------

(PS: The opening conditions, when Shen Xin met Jiuzheng for the first time, because he was not cooperative with the treatment, Jiuzheng used a magic killing to save trouble, and Shen Xin's rebellious psychology would never go away in the later stage, Jiuzheng then returned to the hospital. In teaching Shen Xin to study in the future, he secretly exacerbated the residual effect of the previous charm killing. In the end, Shen Xin struggled and finally admitted that he liked Jiu Zong, and then Jiu Zong ate him! But Jiu Zong told Shen Xin afterwards, I'm sorry , in fact, you love me because I used Phantom Kill [Don't ask me why Jiuzheng is wearing clothes, he fed Shen Xin good medicine, he will definitely go back to bed to be tender again!])

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"What!" There were ambiguous traces left by last night's madness all over her body, the waist and the shameful parts below were so uncomfortable, sore and painful, but Shen Xin had no time to take care of these at this time, he Sitting up on the bed with strength, looking at the person in front of him in shock, I couldn't believe that the person I had summoned up the courage to trust and love had lied to me from the very beginning.

"You heard me right, I did use Charm Kill on you." Jiuzheng was still as usual, dressed the same as before, waving the same fan, smiling the same way, but at this moment, all of this, this heart-wrenching But the eyes are so disgusting to him!

"You!" Clenched fists, body trembling slightly, Shen Xin didn't want to admit it, but he had to admit that Jiuzheng was very successful, he deceived himself so thoroughly, but he was still struggling, I hope all this is not Really: "Jiu Zuo, hehe, it's funny to see me struggling in lust, isn't it! Hehe!"

And Jiuzheng still didn't care about anything, even used the most frivolous tone, sat down on the bedside with a smile, leaned into Shen Xin's ear in a gentle manner, and said in a hot and ambiguous tone: "But Shen Xin Xin... I love you, no matter whether you are induced by Meisha or not, I only know that you have feelings for me, I am very happy, Shen Xin, I am so happy, stay with me."

"Crack!" Shen Xin slapped away Jiuzheng's hands that wanted to reach out to hug him, his pale face was full of disgust: "Don't touch me with your dirty hands, Jiuzheng, are you alright?" People have told you that you are a beast in clothes!"

"Oh?" Being insulted by Shen Xin like this, Jiu Zuo still had the same teasing look, as if he was facing only his pet who had a temper tantrum, and waited for Shen Xin to continue talking with a little interest.

"This false feeling is imposed on me, do you really think it's love, do I really love you!"

"But you can't leave me now, Shen Xin, as I said, if I bully you or betray you, you can take revenge on me as much as you want, you're welcome." Yupei, who was deceived again, stroked her face tenderly, and continued: "Now I tell you the truth, just want you to love more clearly, do you know how much I love you, I'm afraid when I can't see you You don't want me anymore."

"Crazy! You are a lunatic! Crazier than me! Hehe, hahaha!" The Jiuzheng in front of him is no longer the person he knew back then, Shen Xin felt his chest hurt again, but why was he laughing, stop Don't come down, this crazy world, why did it become like this.

Shen Xin's eyes were red, and after a burst of rage, she smiled strangely, the corners of her mouth continued to widen, Shen Xin couldn't stop laughing, it was refreshing!What a pain!Shen Xin thought so.

"Shen Xin, you can bully me however you want...Now, rest well, be good." Taking advantage of Shen Xin's distraction for a moment, Jiu Zuo hugged Shen Xin, pointing at the sleeping hole, Shen Xin softened Fainted and fell asleep in Jiuzheng's arms.

Jiuzheng smiled contentedly, pulled off the quilt that had already slipped to the ground, carefully wrapped Shen Xin tightly, hugged him and gently kissed each other's lips, lingering for a long time, Jiuzheng finally left reluctantly Touching Shen Xin's soft and sweet lips, he took out a jade pendant engraved with the word "祤" from his body, and tied it gently around Shen Xin's neck.

"Little thing, I'll make medicine for you, just wait here for me obediently."

The author has something to say:

The author has something to say: It’s finally time for the two attacks to meet, don’t worry, Shen Xin talked about the Wolf Boss Conference, but how do you feel that Jiu’s presence is getting stronger_(:з」∠) _

Well, although everyone hasn't guessed what kind of bird Jiuzheng's real body is, but to make up for my laziness these days, the update is very slow, so I specially present a [Parallel World] small theater~ Welcome to continue to watch!

What kind of bird is Jiuzhuo? You are welcome to continue to guess~~